Abject Suffrage: September 2021
🕑 Added 2021-09-20 18:52:39 +0000 UTCIt's time for you to help us pick the games we'll cover for October's premium episodes of Abject Suffering! We have four choices, and the top two vote-getters will get episodes. As always, click the links below to see gameplay videos. The deadline for voting is Friday, September 24.
- Beast Wrestler (Genesis)
- Mobile Phone Beast: Telefang (GBC)
- Montezuma’s Revenge (Master System)
- Unholy Heights (PC)
Comments
Joshua Kane
Beast Wrestler is one of the best worst games on the Genesis. I actually beat it several times as a kid. I wish other games had stolen their "combine your guy with the guy you just beat" mechanic.
Alex Brewington
Just looked this up and oh my god yes lol
Holland Hume
I mean, how do you NOT vote for the diarrhea game?
Sarah Cleary
Beast Wrestler should win simply so we can hear Gary and Kole talk about all the names in that bonkers opening.
Todd Bryanton
Is Beast Wrestler a real game or just one of the song names that metal band wrote on their setlist at Gary’s old practice space?
Jo
beast wrestler has some extremely genesis sound/music
Yokai_Customs
Good God 🤣
Francis Adrian
Unholy Heights actually looks interesting!
Odysseas Ladopoulos
Beast wrestler all the way. Looks like hot garbage.
Robert M Fenner
why is everybody going beast wrestler crazy this season!!!!
Eric Nagurney
On one hand, Beast Wrestler is probably too fighting-game-adjacent to make for good content. On the other hand, it's called BEAST WRESTLER so I'm smashing that mfing button
Frank Horrigan
Montezuma's Revenge was the best part of the shitty old Apples I had access to in grade 4. Definitely voting Beast Wrestler because of the name alone. Not even gonna look at the video.
Casey Francis Alger
I feel like Montezuma's Revenge is gonna win in a blowout
CacharoRosieSaurus
Beast Wrestler, just because of the raddest fucking cover art ever made