Abject Suffrage: August 2019
🕑 Added 2019-08-17 23:25:21 +0000 UTCI can't remember the last time we've had four genuine stinkers on a poll like this. So it's extra important for you to help us choose the topics of next month's premium episodes of Abject Suffering. Cast your vote by the end of the day on Tuesday, August 20, and click the links below to see gameplay if you're having trouble picking.
- Conker’s Bad Fur Day (N64)
- Homie Rollerz (DS)
- Rise of the Robots (SNES)
- Santa Claus Saves the Earth (GBA)
Comments
Tylor Chase
I'd honestly like to hear a WofF on Conkers
Tiler Bradshaw
I can't think of how an ep. of Conker's Bad Fur Day wouldn't devolve into an AVGN episode, so I'm voting for Robots. Sadly, I know how this will go...
Sid Menon
I want to hear about Homie Rollerz solely because I'm deeply morbidly curious about the era of White Guys Make Games Starring PoC. Every time I find out about another one of those games I'm like "Is this a Homie Rollerz?"
Patric Fallon
Had never seen nor heard of Conker and this bad day of his, but the Clockwork Orange reference in the opening sequence got me to switch my vote from Homies to this furry fella. Looking forward to the shenanigans that ensue
Doug Lief
Conker is uniquely weird enough front to back it’s almost worthy of a hate-WOFF a la Soul Reaver.
Ruaridh Mathieson
My friend and I LOVED conker as 8 year-olds and I think that says it all. Secret sauce? The multiplayer modes are kind of awesome
Andrew (andyk250) Koch
Nothing but respect for my Homies.
Mike Suskie
I'm having trouble thinking of a game that has aged, aesthetically, as poorly as Conker.
Fatt Mox
Conker's Bad Fur Day, the game that answers questions like, "what if an animal said swears" and "what if a giant poop could talk"
Jack Corrigan
I’m frankly shocked Conker hasn’t been done.
Terra Parker
Well this is a done deal
Frank Horrigan
Don't vote for Rise of the Robots people. It's literally the lamest, most boring fighting game ever featuring sub-Reboot robot designs. It brings nothing to the table.
Grant Baxter
>Genuine stinkers >Conker I am personally insulted.