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Caliphate Craig Hates Australia
🕑 Added 2021-01-28 13:22:11 +0000 UTC[Early Access]
Hello Patrons!
This one is a little overdue, we're finally looking at Craig Kelly.
If you don't know who he is just pop over to his Facebook page and you'll get an idea pretty quickly. But Jordan wanted to delve into why he hates Australia and loves Muslims so much.
We can all only hope that one day Craig achieves his dream of transforming Australia into the paradise that is Azerbaijan.
Thank you for your continued support,
The FJ Team.
Comments
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-03/craig-kelly-tanya-plibersek-coronavirus-corridor-stoush/13115752 Had to post - what a 🤡
Ronald Smith
Craig Kelly probably supports Saudi Arabia which beheads dissenters at home and chops them up if they visit their embassy.
Dean Lewis
I thought it was hard enough being in Brad Battin's electorate. Almost joined the Labor Party again 😅 There's always an electorate that makes you happy to be in a different LNP safe seat.
Matthew Faulkner
The full song is here. Not bad at all, provided we don't know the words #caliphatecraig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJMA7rMUug&vl=en
Matthew Faulkner
Here's the full song ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJMA7rMUug&vl=en
Have I been detecting a Red Scare influence? If so, loving it
Krivvin Bailey
I was thinking the same. :(
Noot noot nerd
I'm sorry friend jordan, that Azerbaijani song slaps, even though I don't know what the fuck they're saying
OH! by the way. They changed the borders six years ago when I was in the electorate of COOK. Yes fucking Scumos. Got a birthday card on my 50th. Used the card to catch my stool sample for bowel cancer test kit that arrived at the same time.
BECAUSE I'M IN IT AND I HATE THAT FAT FUCK.
I'm pretty sure it is marginal
Craig Kelly holds the seat of Hughes.
EK
Bring on the memes! Thank you FJ’s for another quality video.
The Australian government might not be able to learn much from Azerbaijan, but I fucken reckon Triple J could
Quality
John Smith
Loved it. Can’t wait to see the memes come out.
Craig looks like he ripped his from a cabbage patch doll.
