I'm the Worst Person in Australia
🕑 Added 2021-01-14 18:16:46 +0000 UTC[Early Access]
Hello Patrons!
It's official. Crikey have named Jordan as Australia's Arsehat of the Year. Naturally he must now put on his most passable Werner Herzog impression to ask "...but why?"
It's been almost a month since Jordan savaged some journalists, we're all overdue one of his signature rants.
Thank you for your continued support, it means everything to us,
The FJ team.
Comments
Nathan Hand
“I’m the owner of a modern day freak show. And you and your blue checkmarks are the main attraction.” I lost it.
No, it's an illusion.
John Smith
I love your descriptions of Joel's electorate.
John Smith
You got my vote for ArseHat. Congratulations on the victory.
Bust out the silverware as these chooks have been roasted to perfection
Always a joy when you use my favourite expletive, “shitcunt”... any chance all of them can win? I can’t decide...
Noot noot nerd
I see a dog. I hit like
Did you just hashtag your own post :/
This is my favourite new thing ever... #LangIsRight
The twink journo looks cute.
Krivvin Bailey
Worst of the year by the worst people is some kind of reversal that leads the way to being the best of the year, yes?
MOAR YILMAZ YA CUNT!
Crikey