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Australia Has a Drinking Problem?
🕑 Added 2019-09-20 00:08:15 +0000 UTCGood morning, Patrons!
This week's Ja Rule's has a gander at a leaked version of the national alcohol strategy - a version before the alcohol industry got their grubby mitts on it.
As expected this plays out like the world's worst 'spot the difference' between the harsh realities of alcohol and the Utopian fiction of the alcohol industry. What a perfect time to also take a look at Drinkwise - a totally “independent” (established by the alcohol industry) organisation that tasks itself with keeping the public informed of the dangers of alcohol.
Somehow I always feel like having a drink after reading their research or seeing their posters.
Also, to start the engines of the Hype Train, we're just letting you know that we've got something BIG slated for Monday. Something ENORMOUS. Try not to get too smashed this weekend!
Love, The FJ Team
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What the actual fuck
Thanks FJ Team
Yeah wow. I've entered the seventh layer of political hell. Man, keep up the good work hey. The Libs have gotta pay. We'll smash 'em at the next election like how rich cunts smash bottles of Chardonnay and say that they're not Alcos. They just "enjoy a glass of wine or two" whilst they're burning koalas and raping the taxpayer for every dollar they earn. Fucking scum.
