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Clive Palmer: Australia's Trump
🕑 Added 2019-01-20 09:25:54 +0000 UTC[Early Access]
Our early access Patreon video for this week is on a much requested topic: Clive.
Look who's back, back again.
Clive Palmer is vying for a political comeback and he's taken a page or two from Donald Trump's playbook. With billboards on every street corner and ads on every screen, Clive is going all-out to sell himself as the man-of-the-people in Australian politics. Surely this homegrown bootleg billionaire is harmless, right?
We're here with a quick refresher on why Australia's fattest meme-lord is not as innocuous as he may want you to believe. Rather than the breath of fresh air he purports to be, Clive's history suggests otherwise - both in parliament and out. From exploiting countless of his own workers to selling out the country to foreign influences... you'd best think twice before getting behind this Tim-Tam enthusiast.
With that being said, his advertising is effectively targeted. I mean, he's offering 300km/h trains out of Wollongong. Getting the hell out of Wollongong as quickly as possible has got to be the best political platform I've ever heard of.
Love and kisses,
The FJ Team
Comments
Justin Ventura
Hey great video jordies! I showed my mum Thai video and she really enjoyed it. I told her about the project videos you've done and she wanted to watch one. In your opinion which is the best one to show her?
Issa osama
I been telling my mates in labor to ignore Clive and his attention seeking and not legitimise him and so far ignoring him has worked. He is a meme but he is not legitimately considered in any type of powerful position 🤷♂️
Alexandra Beresford
Finlay, he'll be fine if he's dressed up as the rotund wonder butterball...PPE. What're we doing about those Nickle tailings, anyway?
Fruit and Nut
Finlay
You probably really pissing off a lot of very powerful people. Pls don't get assassinated <3
the best.
