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Jordan Peterson VS Kochie (ROUND 2)
🕑 Added 2018-11-26 10:00:51 +0000 UTC Greetings one and all!Our first Kochie/Peterson video was surprisingly popular, so it was only a matter of time before we'd venture back. THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO BE SAID ABOUT THE POWER OF CONVERSATION.
We hope you get a chuckle out of it.
As always, have a fantastic week! Not long now until the BIG BASH CRICKET starts.
The FJ Team
Comments
Tim Chuma
I did not write it unforunately, just changed the words
that was quite the masterpiece tim.
Tim Chuma
Koshie...You make me have wet dreams. You can't sing for toffee but you make me cream my coffee. Koshie...You're not the cutest thing I've seen. Your funny voice, your silly face, your hair it's never out of place. I'm scared to go to sleep fearing that you're gonna creep into my head while I lie there, I can see your vacant stare. Oh! My eyes are turning red as I lie there in my bed, I see you tour accross the nation, my thoughts turn to masterbation. Koshie...What can I tell my friends?! At least I'm dreamin' of Hanson, Runnin' around with no pants on. Koshie..Your bank account is thriving..You're upper-class That you don't come you just say you're arriving.. You're tits are slowly sagging, for you I'd gladly check 'em, But your too busy shagging with that poncy David Beckham. I'm tossin' in my bed, hour after hour, what do I see in you?! It must be all that 'Girl Power'. Koshie..The only other Spice for me, all my other mates like Ginger, I don't think I want to see the minge on her. Koshie. You're better than the other three...You are so much less whorier, I love you so Koshie...
Jorden Peterson is a hero of mine... you do him sooo well 😆
Jack Morris
Virgin "12 Rules for Life" vs Chad "Kochs 101 ways to survive 2009"
Elise
Crying real tears. This is why I'm a patron - your Peterson impression just kills me. Keep up the great work Jordan!
