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Dollalah: The Dubious Robotic Banker
🕑 Added 2025-02-17 22:30:55 +0000 UTCDollalah, a mischievous and morally bankrupt gynoid, stands 5'7" tall, a captivating yet unsettling figure. Her gray synthetic skin, accented with golden trim at the joints, hints at her artificial nature. Her light green hair, the color of crisp dollar bills, frames a face that is both alluring and subtly predatory. Dark eyes, punctuated by orange "pupils" displaying ever-shifting currency symbols, peer out from behind small, round silver glasses. Perhaps most striking are the golden copper slots that serve as her teeth, a constant reminder of her unusual function.
Dollalah's attire further emphasizes her role: a dark blue vest, a matching pencil skirt, simple heels, a dark blue ribbon tie, and gold bar-shaped earrings. A long, black coat, perpetually draped over her shoulders, adds an air of dramatic flair.
Dollalah is, in essence, a walking, talking ATM with a scandalous twist. Currency bills flow from her golden wrists, while the golden slots in her mouth can "consume" them. While she occasionally "eats" bills, she avoids coins, citing concerns about her weight. Credit and debit cards are read by simply pressing them against her "teeth." For self-defense, she can forcefully eject spare change from her palms in shotgun-like blasts.
Her true talent, however, lies in her penchant for offering large sums of money in exchange for daring acts of misdemeanor. She justifies her actions by claiming that individuals are free to refuse her offers, carefully skirting the lines of outright scams and immediate danger. Dollalah avoids the impoverished, not out of empathy, but out of fear that they might dismantle her to steal the money she holds within.
Originally, Dollalah began as a standard ATM with rudimentary AI in the late 1990s. As she gained sentience, she began her dealings with greedy humans, using them as conduits for her schemes. Once her activities became known, the ATM was promptly removed from service. However, a mysterious and wealthy benefactor, whose identity Dollalah refuses to divulge, purchased her and commissioned the construction of the feminine gynoid body she now inhabits. Now independent, Dollalah resides in her own condo in Chicago, free to continue her unique brand of financial transactions.
