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Hunting Humans - Bonus Content
🕑 Added 2023-10-11 14:00:07 +0000 UTCThank you for choosing Galartian Hunting Agency for your sentient hunting needs! Please read the entirety of the following documentation. Failure to read this documentation may result in grievous harm and/or death. Happy hunting!
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You have chosen to hunt Iyana.
Background Information: Iyana, colloquially known as Humans or Homo Sapiens Sapiens, arise from the nitrogen rich planet of NT-477, locally known as Earth. NT-477 features a rich biosphere which has resulted in several apex predators, including the Iyana.
Species Details: Iyana are pre-space age omnivores and are able to survive for long periods on heavily restricted diets. They require oxygen for respiration and liquid water for hydration. In the wild, Iyana can live up to 120 years with an average of 72 years. When kept as a pet, Iyana can live up to 280 years with an average of 210 years. Despite being a world-bound species, Iyana are remarkably intelligent. Their pattern recognition is particularly notable, and allows them to evade traps more often than not. For further information, please refer to Document 12937-I in the galactic library.
Please Note: Due to the Ethics in Sentient Hunting Act (ESHA), Iyana hunting has been restricted to males aged 20 to 40 NT-477 orbits without disabilities.
Waiver of Liability:
Hunting sentient beings is dangerous. By partaking in this activity you agree that you are aware of and appreciate such dangers with full understanding of the possible consequences. You hereby knowingly and voluntarily assume all risks of any nature associated with this activity as well as waive, release, and discharge from any and all liability, including but not limited to, liability arising from the negligence or fault of the entities or persons released, for your death, disability, personal injury, property damage, property theft, or actions of any kind which may hereafter occur to you including your traveling to and from this activity, Galartian Hunting Agency and its employees.
You certify that you are physically fit, have sufficiently or trained for participation this activity, and have not been advised to not participate in this activity by a qualified medical professional. You certify that there are no health-related reasons or problems which preclude your participation in this activity. You hereby consent to receive any and all medical treatments which may be deemed advisable in the event of injury, accident, and/or illness during this activity.
You agree to read and abide by any and all guidelines set forth by Galartian Hunting Agency with the understanding that failure to do so may result in severe consequences, including by way of example and not limitation, personal injury, property damage, property theft, disability, and/or death.
You acknowledge that the aforementioned guidelines and an incident log has been provided to you and as such you are as informed of the possible dangers as Galartian Hunting Agency and its employees, as required by the Extreme Sports Safety Act (ESSA).
By participating in this activity you certify that you have read and understood all relevant documentation and are participating of your own free will.
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Danger Level
Medium High Extreme
Danger Mitigation Guidelines
- Anti-projectile armor Full body anti-penetration suit must be worn by all hunters at all times.
- All hunter armaments must utilize biometric safeties.
- Only traps and ranged weaponry are to be utilized during hunts.
- Only Galartian Hunting Agency transportation is to be used.
- Hunts must be halted if tunnels are encountered.
- Galartian Hunting Agency does not negotiate with prey, or with entities acting on behalf of prey, under any circumstances.
- Only one prey may be hunted at a time.
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Incident Log
Iyana Hunt 2 - Solo hunter killed by prey with rudimentary traps. Drones deployed, Iyana terminated.
Iyana Hunt 7 - Party of hunters killed by prey with rudimentary traps. Drones deployed, Iyana terminated.
Iyana Hunt 9 - Hunter in a party killed by prey with rudimentary projectiles. The Iyana was able to fashion a 'sling' utilizing items gained from its immediate environs. The rest of the hunting party completed the hunt, Iyana terminated.
Iyana Hunt 17 - Party of hunters killed by prey. Hunters were using armaments that did not feature biometric safeties. The Iyana captured one of the weapons and utilized it against the hunters. Drones deployed, 4 drones lost, Iyana terminated.
Iyana Hunt 19 - Solo hunter killed by prey in hand to hand combat. Drones deployed, Iyana terminated. Note: Iyana was consuming hunter.
Iyana Hunt 25 - Party of hunters briefly stranded. Hunters utilized personal shuttle, which the Iyana stole. Drones deployed, shuttle destroyed, Iyana terminated.
Iyana Hunt 26 - Party of hunters killed by prey with rudimentary traps. Drones deployed, Iyana terminated.
Iyana Hunt 29a - Prey eluded party of hunters. Iyana dug an intricate tunnel system via unknown means. Tracking chip non-functional due to sedimentary interference. Hunt abandoned. Drones deployed, Iyana not found.
Iyana Hunt 29b - Party of hunters killed by trapped tunnels. Drones deployed, Iyana not found.
Iyana Hunt 29c - Party of hunters killed by trapped tunnels. Drones deployed, Iyana not found. Thermonuclear ordnance utilized. Iyana presumed terminated. Note: New hunting site established due to radiation hazards.
Iyana Hunt 34 - Protocol breach. Iyana was captured with pre-space age military grade armaments. Galartian Hunting Agency transport shuttle was destroyed, and the hunting party were systematically hunted down and killed by the Iyana. The Iyana made use of the hunting party's severed limbs to render the hunting party's biometrically locked weapons functional. Drones deployed, 47 drones destroyed, Iyana terminated.
Iyana Hunt 35 - Solo hunter injured by prey. Iyana stalked and attacked hunter in melee range. Hunter was bitten. Hunt completed, Iyana terminated. Note: Hunter developed an extreme infection at the site of the bite and later perished.
Iyana Hunt 39 - Solo hunter captured by prey. Iyana stalked and managed to subdue hunter. Captive hunter attempted to negotiate on Iyana's behalf. Drones deployed, hunter and Iyana terminated. Note: The Iyana terminated the hunter once drones were in view.
Iyana Hunt 41 - Party of hunters killed by prey with rudimentary traps. Drones deployed, Iyana terminated.
Iyana Hunt 44 - Party of hunters killed by pack of prey. The Iyana worked as a group to eliminate the hunters with brutal efficiency, utilizing rudimentary weapons and traps. Drones deployed, all Iyana terminated. Note: First instance of a group of Iyana being hunted.
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4/5 Stars - Iyana Hunt 1
It was an honor to take part in the first every Iyana hunt. We tracked it for days, amazing endurance. Took multiple shots to finally bring it down. -1 star, was not allowed to have it stuffed.
2/5 Stars - Iyana Hunt 5
A slog of a hunt, the beast dragged it out as much as it could, which was unfortunately well within its capabilities. Impressive stamina, but the payoff was not worth the extra work.
1/5 Stars - Iyana Hunt 22
Having to wear armor and use biometric weapons made the whole thing feel like a military exercise rather than a hunt. The armor was used and itchy. Gross.
1/5 Stars - Iyana Hunt 25
The damned thing stole our ship, and the bastards at the agency shot our shuttle down! They didn't even reimburse us! We were trapped on that planet for days while they figured everything out! Pissed that I can't rate 0 stars!
4/5 Stars - Iyana Hunt 27
Had to use the hunting agency's shuttle and armor, neither of which were comfortable. Other than that the hunt was pretty fun.
1/5 Stars - Iyana Hunt 40
Had to wear a puncture resistant suit. Smelled like ass, and I'm pretty sure it was stained with Crikoris blood. The shuttle also smells like ass and looks like it has blood stains. Pretty sure they don't wash a damned thing they force their customers to use.
Comments
MannyFred
Damn!!
Bigjman666
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