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BOO! It’s me.
🕑 Added 2019-05-18 16:41:14 +0000 UTCWe’ve only got three more BOO! It’s Sex updates before the end! I’m working on #94 today and remembered this set of WEBTOON rules stuck to the front of my BOO binder:
- no penetration of any kind
- no female nipples
- no genitalia
- tasteful side boob is ok
- abs are cool
- abstract metaphors are good
- aim for 12-year-old audience
... and thought it’d be fun to share with you.
I never use the Patreon app, mainly because I haven’t memorized my password, like a giant dolt. I’d wanted to update y’all with pictures while I was at TCAF last weekend, but was there without my laptop. Anyway, I’m posting this from the app on my phone, so if it’s showing up well for you, I’ll keep using it. :)
I have lots more to share, but the owner of my house is coming to visit Monday (he lives in Scotland and the last time he came by, I hadn’t painted my studio black and grey and the dining room pumpkin and the bathroom chartreuse 😬), so we’re in cleaning lockdown for the next few days here at my home. I’m also bracing myself for statements like “We’re gifting your home to our nephew and you need to move out next month” or “We’re selling the house for more than you can afford” or even just “CHARTREUSE are you fucking KIDDING me” or whatever the Scottish version of that would be. We’ll see! I’m not sure why else he’d be making the trek all the way out to Shepherdstown for just a few days. Maybe it’s nothing. Wish me luck!
Comments
Danielle Corsetto
Ooooooff I hope it didn't end up being trouble for you! (The owner assured me he does not want to sell and will keep the place until he dies. I think he was being a bit optimistic, though, as he's nearing 80... )
Danielle Corsetto
I think this is what happened to the owner yesterday!!! He looked at the pumpkin-orange wall several times, looking for cracks, didn't say word one about the color. Hah! Luckily he didn't go upstairs to begin with. :)
Theadora
If I recall correctly, "fuck" isn't as big a deal with Scots as it is with 'Muricans. However, "bloody" could be a problem. Good luck!
MaryAnne Glazar
I painted a bedroom fire-engine orange once. Turns out the landlord was color-blind, thought it was a shade of brown. Also, what is this "side boob" thing? Both of mine are on the front. I'm just so unaware of popular current trends...
Marc Kevin Hall
My landlords gave me the 60 day notice last summer (after seven years of renting), so I know what you are feeling. I have my fingers crossed for you.
Douglas Appelt
Maybe he's finally figured out that he has a famous artist as a tenant, and he wants a selfie/autograph!
Danielle Corsetto
Hahaha!! Ahhhh I have put so much money into this house. *crying emoji* Thanks!!
NJGR
Good luck! Maybe he'll tell you that you've paid so much in rent over the years that you are now the owners... 😉 Whatever it ends up being, hopefully it's not bad news or too abrupt!
LOL I clearly broke at least one of these rules ... but tasteful side boob IS okay, and abs are ALWAYS cool. ;)
Adam Friedlander
Tasteful Sideboob? Wasn't she a Bond character?
