Hesketh Tolson
patreon
Liches Get Stitches
🕑 Added 2021-10-30 09:21:11 +0000 UTCSo I can finally tell you all what I have been up too. I wrote a book called Liches Get Stitches for the Inkfort Publishing Derby (which had conditions of anonymity) . It ended last night so I can finally share!
This is the first book - about 72k, and here is the whole thing to thank you for supporting me.
I am currently serialising on Royal Road:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/45493/liches-get-stitches
and the Amazon link is https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09GNRMHVR
Liches Get Stitches is a horror comedy progression fantasy and here is the blurb:
Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs. Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right?
Wrong.
Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbours of the realm. Now instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
Featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery, undead paradise never looked so good.
Anyway I hope you enjoy it and please let me know what you think either here or in the discord.
Current plan is to finish book 2 (Liching Hour) and then either continue to book 3 or return to Dawn Watch. I plan to continue with both Dawn Watch and Fred, but Fred will have to wait a little while I think. Apologies for that.
Thank you for supporting me on this journey.
