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How to have fun with taxes, Feliformia style.
🕑 Added 2020-09-01 18:07:04 +0000 UTC"Kitty. Are you busy?"
"Syr! What's up? What is this sheet in your hands?"
"It's a list of all the taxes Tigerstretch patrons paid so far per country."
"Really? Where did you get that from?"
"It's a report generated from his Patreon page. But look at how many countries there are."
"Woah... that's a lot? He has a patron in Romania?"
"Yes... It's nice."
"Wait, I don't see Canada and USA."
"I know, its because the patrons are taxed differently there. TS will probably have a lot of work to do on his income report next year."
"Bleh... I don't care about income reports. I prefer to be a cat."
"I'm sure you do. Oh, I showed this to Master Mark and Erika earlier too. They asked me to show it to you as well."
"Well, that sounds fishy, Syr..."
"They asked me to ask you to pick a country from the list."
"Why?"
"I do not know. Pick a country!"
"No!"
"I won't let you touch me next time we go swimming."
".... That's not fair!"
"Pick a country, Kitty! I have to report back to Master Mark."
"Grrr... I dunno... Germany? They seem to pay a lot of taxes there."
"Oh... I'm sorry..."
"Sorry for what?"
"Well... Erika and Master Mark agreed that the number associated with the country you chose would be the amount of orgasm you'll get tonight... 28 is a lot..."
"WHAT? 28 orgasms... I'll die... Let's do Austria instead!"
"No, you said Germany. Master Mark and Erika will ravage you over and over and over."
"SYR! Since when are you talking that way? So dirty!"
"I'm attempting to be humorous so your situation feels less grim."
"..."
"Now I'm going to tell Master Mark that you picked Germany."
"No! Wait! Come back! You, Maid! Give me that sheet! I'll cook for you if you say Austria instead! Meow!"
"Please, I demand you let go of my leg!"
Austria (AT) - $5.00
Australia (AU) - $0.40
Belgium (BE) - $0.42
Czech Republic (CZ) - $1.05
Germany (DE) - $28.28
Spain (ES) - $0.42
Finland (FI) - $1.20
France (FR) - $1.00
United Kingdom (GB) - $9.60
Ireland (IE) - $8.60
Italy (IT) - $0.44
Netherlands (NL) - $19.11
Norway (NO) - $2.50
New Zealand (NZ) - $0.90
Portugal (PT) - $5.75
Romania (RO) - $0.95
Russian Federation (RU) - $3.60
Sweden (SE) - $15.00
I found this little list interesting. It's fascinating to see that my little stories are read by patrons from all around the world. :)
Comments
yikes... i thought my 13% was high ;)
Kitty is going to get it no matter what. ;)
Sjoerd
It's 21% for us here in NL for everything that's not one of the basic needs (like food). In Germany it's about the same I think (~19%). Kitty should pick a country for next month already, then it will be a surprise for everybody :)
the_iceman
Well, Master Mark and Mistress Erika shouldn't be too hard to Kitty. She just showed the high number of fans in germany, if you pay that much VAT for Germany.
lol ... I'm really not sure how they are taxing you guys... depending on the country and type of content, it's very hard to determine. Because my content is literature, many governments charge little to no tax. In Canada, if you buy a car, its 13% tax, if you buy a book, its 3% I think.
Tim Scott
Australia is $0.40, I pay more tax than that buying a coffee.
