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Gam485: Pickleball Princess

🕑 Added 2024-12-09 17:36:43 +0000 UTC

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WelcomeToFalse

Pickleball poontang. Now, I’m flashing back to Daffy Duck in The Great Piggy Bank Robbery; “P-p-p-picklepuss!”

Darby Mori

I'm bummed I could be at the live, but I don't think it would be good for me to cold-introduce my husband to Eli in this way. Love the review. Love the energy the audience brought.

Markus Nävergård

Once i might have thought Mila Kunis was hot, then i found out about her and Ashton and the whole disaster with Robert mastersson. Fucking Scientologist chills and defending a sex pest.

Markus D

Yes.

Markus D

NGL, I like normal Cheerios better than Honey Nut Cheerios. Honey Nut Cheerios taste too sugary to me; I just add honey to Cheerios and it's all I want from the cereal.

Dawn Neuciler

Decided to listen to this in work, earbuds in, and I'm pretty sure my new colleagues think I'm insane. I was wheezing lmao

James

This live show was amazing. The whole audience was in pain from laughter after Eli asked heath if he missed his dad 🤣🤣

Matt Eldritch

Is it me, or does the title of the movie sound dirtier than intended?

The_Medium_Atheist

Is there a video of the live show?

Sparrow

The "tear in every room" line is from the song Silver Threads and Golden Needles

Sparrow

My favourite thing about it is how mad rich white people are that the poors are using tennis courts

Nashjillian

Yikes, but, yeah, not surprised

WelcomeToFalse

Guys! He has another Sword of the Spirit disasterpiece, that just dropped at the end of October! It’s called, “Operation Unite”.

Devin Rose

Man we had pickleball at my church when I was a kid like 15 years ago but it was more of a dodgeball with no rules, I was very confused when this kind of pickleball became popular

Julie LaVoice

Tennessee resident face-palming so hard over here. W00F, but not surprised.

Philoldzeronine

I learned sitting in the audience about how fucked up Crossville is. I worked there for a few months at (insert store chain here) and honestly it explains so much, like why there’s a Buc-ee’s there.

Harper Court

The only thing slightly better than the guys' DJP impression is Eli's emo teen impression.

Robbi Prior

I am Australian and I have never even heard of pickleball. I had to stop listening and go look it up as nothing made sense.

Matthew Garcia

Crossville, TN fun fact: the white supremacist website Stormfront used to host annual meetups in Crossville because they really liked the welcoming atmosphere from the locals.

Adam Martin

That’s what I came here to find out

Stella

Heath was on fire for this one; had me laughing out loud to myself while doing chores. Thanks for a great episode you guys!

Oso Hermoso

“ I’m gonna tell him to get over here” that flew right by, but had me rolling, well done heath!!

Jay Voigt

I despise Donald James Parker.

Heath Enwright’s Husband

Please don’t let “Stars, hearts, horseshoes, coping and balloons” pass without laughs

Diskgrinder

Is there video of this?

Taru Tikkanen

Princess is the lady he's dating.

Jme Simard

I’ve listened to the episode twice now, and maybe I’m missing something, but to whom is the movie title referring? Is…is DJP the pickleball princess?

Kathryn

I’m on my third pair of Kiziks. So comfortable and you can just step in and out, they’re the best!

Taru Tikkanen

Woo hoo! Bring on some DJP sportsing!

Jenamarie

Well now Heath needs to do an episode of Citation Needed on pickle ball.

Julie LaVoice

I was there and the show was amazing! Thank y'all so much!

Athena Chalcioecus

I think I have to run with the explanation that this movie was DJP's revenge on the guys and he just wasn't willing to play, in his likely words, "a long-haired hippie or a jew"