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December Bonus Suggestion Thread: christmastacular!!

🕑 Added 2024-12-02 16:25:16 +0000 UTC

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Irregular History Buff

If you’re looking for a Christmas movie that will confirm you’re belief that thier is no God, then may I suggest Silent Night Deadly Night 4: The Initiation

Lord Lotech

Fred Clause. It features Ludacris AND a cameo by Frank Stallone.

Amy Kennedy

Rescue Santa - four words: Dwayne. The Rock. Johnson.

Snow__13

I like to make them earn it! Lol

Deadeye Nick

Everything but a plot!

Deadeye Nick

Trying to sneak a good movie in there

CarrieBoo

I need to go back for another listen! Tis the season

Nolan B.

I’m going with Christmas with the Kranks…we need a roasting of Tim Allen

Nolan B.

Jingle All the Way is one of their best releases! I’ve listened to it multiple times now.

Antonio A Barroso

A Very Corgi Christmas.

TheEthicalJerk

Mixed Nuts

Kenneth Hannan

There's a movie called The Nutcracker Massacre. I haven't watched it yet, but it looks awful and thought it's existence should be known.

nonnero667

Netflix’s a christmas prince

Kenneth Hannan

That's SNDN 3, if anyone else cares.

Kenneth Hannan

Any Silent Night Deadly Night sequel. Number 4 has Clint Howard, but might not be a true Christmas movie. Number 5 has Mickey Rooney making killer toys.

Susan Endres

Christmas Island

Peter Kyrouac

Batman Returns 1992. It's a Christmas movie!

Henry Arndt

Ooohhh what a hangover!

Vausch Abendroth

"here goes the children's money again!"

marissa haire

Netflix has a Christmas stripper movie called "Merry Gentlemen".

tsukiouji

That's why they need to watch it!

Vausch Abendroth

"Be normal!"

Vausch Abendroth

Christmas in New York. It's an animated Italian/north Korean collaboration and apparently The Avengers of a cinematic universe they'd been putting together since The Legend of the Titanic.

donald mahan

Santa clause, any of the movies. They’re all just.. creepy bad but in a more subtle way.

donald mahan

And a child puts out a hit on Santa. I love that awful thing

Margaret H Winnike

I don't know who told that man he was hot but he is not. 😂 I kept waiting for another snowman turned real man to show up because surely this isn't the Hot Frosty.

Snow__13

I don't think so. It has Kevin spaceve

Matt

Violent Night is a great movie

Matt

Wasn’t that the one with Elizabeth Hurley?

MoonRiver

two solid ones: -The Christmas Tree, a crappy animated TV special with one of the funniest antagonists I've ever seen -Holiday in Handcuffs, a rom-com where a lady kidnaps a man and takes him to Christmas dinner with her family. I'm serious. their meetcute is a gunpoint kidnapping.

Mark H

Winter’s Tale is made for GAM. Russel Crowe is a “faithful servant of Lucifer”

Mark H

Okay, but you have to admit that sounds awesome, right?

Snow__13

The ref! With Denise Leary

Snow__13

I was thinking about this one too

Meri

Homeless for the holidays

WelcomeToFalse

Oh, okay. Thanks. I’ll have to go through the back catalog. :D

DataAngel

If they come for you for that, they'll be after me too. I hate that movie.

DataAngel

Christmas Shoes was a fairly early episode

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

Or how much lower Dudley Moore’s career could’ve sunk

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

I already suggested it lol

WolfWizard

Not gonna lie, but I’m legit hoping we’ll get Miss Velma in the main show. There’s Jesus stuff in it so it’d fit the main show

WolfWizard

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. Shitty kids movie that has Santa riding in a fire truck with a creepy rabbit. Then it suddenly becomes a film version of Thumbelina or Jack and the Beanstalk, depending on the cut (might be a good idea to do both)

WolfWizard

They did that a couple of years ago

Michael Colon

A discussion needs to be had about what the f John Lithgow is doing to that cigar.

perminal

1994's Trapped In Paradise. Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz clowning as hard as they can and it makes everything worse.

Kaleb Keefe

I humbly suggest “Winter’s Tale”. It’s a vaguely holiday themed fantasy/romance that’s beautifully shot and absolutely bat-shit! It starts in the 1920s and has a 90 YEAR time jump. Russell Crowe plays a demon gangster and Will Smith makes a cameo as the devil! There’s too much to get into here, but believe me… it’s bonkers.

CassieD

Seconded

Timothy Lehnerer

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has a world-class shitty robot suit and an EVEN WORSE polar bear costume.

Morten Worsøe Schoubye

There’s Something In The Barn. Christmas comedy horror set in Norway using the “bumbling American family abroad” trope. Firstly, it’s awful. Secondly, Eli would get to do Norwegian accents. Thirdly, all us Scandinavian listeners would be overjoyed to hear the cast’s take on our Christmas traditions.

Martin Fried

Thanks! I'll check it out!

WelcomeToFalse

I’m sure there’s a Madea Christmas movie, but that’s probably Christian enough, for the main feed.

Michael Hardy

That is a truly godawful choice.

Douglas JM

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. 2024

Gregory F Ladle

Violent Night

TBoneSF

+1 for Christmas Shoes. For those not familiar, God gives a kid's mom cancer just so a writer will be less cynical about Christmas. For a condensed version, check out Patton Oswalt's stand-up bit animated on Youtube.

Blue Gemini

Literally anything that doesn't make me think about the election or American politics whatsoever 😭

angrymacface

“The Night They Saved Christmas”. Really bad 80s movie with Art Carney as Santa.

Rachel J Larris

If not Hot Frosty than Red One

Michael Colon

"Santa Clause: the Movie" Dear Awful God, it's pretty much a Christian movie masking as a secular movie. You can click off so many slots of the bingo card. One being the dickensian representation of the unhoused even though it takes place in the 80s. Also... John Lithgow's cigar work... wtf...

Rachel J Larris

Hot Frosty, hands down the "it" movie of the year we're all mocking.

That Black Girl

Thirded! I read a review of it and it sounds bonkers. Plus there's man candy for Eli.

Brett Cocker

Larry the Cable Guy in Jingle All the Way 2. 3.8 imdb.

G. T. Blackwell

Oh! Reindeer Games. Obviously. It's got everything: Christmas 'Splosions Dumb twists Ben Affleck Ashton Kutcher Charlize Theron...

Kristin

Please oh please on Netflix Hot Frosty or Merry Gentlemen OR Dear Santa with Jack Black that leaves so many questions and even my kids were pissed about the ending

WelcomeToFalse

I have a list. Check it twice, if you really hate yourself. The Ref, Christmas With The Kranks, Santa’s Slay, The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t, any Home Alone after the 2nd (though it does have plenty of riffing fodder), any version of Jack Frost, The Santa Clause, Christmas Shoes

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

Santa Claus - the movie !

Chelsy Theriault

Hot Frosty!!!

I Fight Horny Patron Names

The Fat Man. The movie where Mel Gibson plays Black Ops Santa

Kain

Maybe it’s just me but 4 christmases was insufferable, family put it on after thanksgiving this year.

Peter Paugh

I found it listed in SA episode 93 from 11/2014. My feed only goes back to 5/2015 🫤

Miss Maeko

Silent Night by John Woo

Nicholas Monter

Had to look it up myself, I was like "I thought they did that...." They have been around long enough for me to forget that.

tsukiouji

Home Alone 2 was pretty good

GenmuLVLX

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, and Christmas with the Kranks are both truly awful. Especially the former

GenmuLVLX

They covered that back when GAM was a segment on Scathing Athiest

Nicholas Monter

I forgot about Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer. I thought it was more good than good-bad, but it can still be riffed.

tsukiouji

Rare Exports. An army of naked Santas running through the snow towards a village.

CarrieBoo

I already watched and forgot about Hot Frosty until this very moment....so here's another vote for that.

Kroll the Swolbold

Not Christmas, but Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights could work

Peter Paugh

I don't recall them ever doing 'Saving Christmas' and I don't see it in the episode list. It is after all the basis for the GAM cover art. For a secular choice, Christmas with the Kranks.

Venkman's Assistant

Deck The Heart. It's on Tubi and it's amazingly bad.

Vincent Jorgensen

Wait, is Lacey Chambert a xtian or does she just take any work she can get? She was a voice actor on Shimmer and Shine, which my kids adored when they were young.

Ryan Conway

-Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer -Hot Frosty -Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story -Christmas With The Kranks -Any Home Alone sequel -Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas -Miss Velma’s Christmas In America

Nicholas Monter

Die Hard 2? But a less controversial take is Santa Claus: The Movie with John Lithgow. There is also, "A Talking Cat!?" Christmas version called: Santa's Summer House.

Thais

I'll Be Home for Christmas with Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

CarrieBoo

Awesome. Memory jogged. Thx.

Peter Paugh

That was GAM Bonus episode 8

Peter Paugh

Jingle All the Way was GAM Bonus episode 42

CarrieBoo

Hot Frosty was terrible. Not even Charles Boyle and Doug Judy could save it.

CarrieBoo

Have you not done Jingle All The Way? Or go to the theaters for RedOne...someone needs to watch that movie for me.

HidariMak

Either the third or fourth 'Silent Night, Deadly Night'. It'll be the one where a mad scientist brings a psychopathic Santa back from the dead, following Santa's brains being blown out in the previous movie. Santa now does his killing spree with an up turned goldfish bowl on his head.

Kevin McGonigle

Silent night deadly night

Kevin

If it's not Hot Frosty, anything with Tim Allen.

Samuel Machi

Christmas in the Spotlight. It's a dramatization of Taylor Swift's relationship with Travis Kelce if Swift had no personal flaws and Kelce was Rob Gronkowski and a WR.

Michael Hardy

Hundreds of Beavers. Not Christmas-specific but winter. It’s also not bad, it’s genius. But it is deeply weird.

Justin S.

I want to see this one done just so I can hear the gang tear into Tim "My daughter told me she's an atheist so I told her there must be a God for her to not believe in and she was speechless!" Allen.

Martin Fried

Star Wars: Holiday Special!

One I'd Nick

I'm sure I have said this before but Santa Claus The Movie from the 80s is amazingly bad.

Quartermaster Jacob Thorn

Jack Frost either Michael Keaton family flick or the shitty horror flick.

Bunnywithaswitchblade

My boss's wife is producing a movie that'll be ready for you guys next year ... It's horrendous

VapeQueen

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever. Knowing the story behind how that cat was exploited, and how the family were unrepentably ableist until they realized that it would cost them their gravy train, adds to the ambience

Robert Fischer

Worst Christmas Pageant Ever is definitely worth considering for the main feed. It tries to be A Christmas Story as done by Pureflicks and fails on both counts.