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GAM Bonus 093: The Last Shark

🕑 Added 2024-08-31 17:38:47 +0000 UTC

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Markus Nävergård

OOOOOOOOOHHH yeees

Pamela Koehne-Drube

I am begging you guys to do the Borderlands movie.

Markus Nävergård

" do you think god stays in Heaven, because he to lives in fear of what he has created?" in response to vomit falovoured jelly beans. WHY?!

tsukiouji

Citric acid!

tsukiouji

Jelly Belly has made them for 20 years, is my point. And they were doing gross flavors even before Harry Potter came around. They do the "puke" flavor with citric acid

Markus Nävergård

make a movie about shitty dolphines

Markus D

I think that people get too judgy about dolphins. The problem is that they're smart, and so, like humans, there are some shitty ones.

Markus D

I don't like Harry Potter and never really have, but I don't know what about the beans doesn't make sense. Because there are intentionally gross flavours? Some kids like the light play-gambling aspect of that. The chocolate frogs are just a stupid idea though. Why would you make a chocolate thing that runs away from you, even if you had the magic to do it?

CajunRoyalty

The base flavor used for the vomit jelly beans is the same as the one for the pepperoni pizza flavor.

Mark Warren

I completely missed Heath’s original Starman reference. I backed it up and listened again and I missed it again.

Sparrow

The guys need to do Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Terrible green screen! Bizarre line deliveries! Cheesy John Barrowman! Shower boobs!

Echo Cian

What a username/post combo holy shit

Leslie Marchant

Is no one going to mention that Squint was played by Vic Morrow? He was an American actor who was killed while filming the Twilight Zone movie in 1982.

Markus Nävergård

why make such candies

Uriah Jackson

Jeff Bridges, Karen Allen, "yellow means go very fast", that's what I think of when I hear Starman.

Kunoku The Proto

“Mom, can we get Jaws on DVD?” “We have Jaws at home, honey.” Jaws at home: The Last Shark

Heath Enwright’s Husband

The Bamboozled jelly beans sounds like a thing you guys might do at a Pajama Party… can I really recommend that you don’t tho? When I say they are NASTY, I’m talking immediate vomit reaction for many of them

Zach Van Stanley

All I can think of is Ziggy Stardust

tsukiouji

And what does that have to do with anything

Markus Nävergård

like most in the harry potter verse, the Candy makes no fucking sense, like living chocolate frogs and those fucking beans. as soon as you start thinking on it, it falls apart, like everything in that book series

Jesse Ozog

And a Carpenter film, David Bowie song, and 80s TV show

Jesse Ozog

And a DC character

Jesse Ozog

Salsa Shark, I see Mr. Lugeons

tsukiouji

How does Eli not know that Jelly Belly does Bertie Bott's

ARG

I’ve seen this movie a thousand times and is a-ma-zing.

Markus Nävergård

I totally forgot i´ve seen this movie., i own it from rifftrax

Markus Nävergård

Starman is also the name of the aliens from the earthbound series

Markus D

I don't blame Eli for not getting the "starman" thing. I constantly forget that the Mario star is called a "starman". It's just a star with eyes!

Markus D

Especially since he is/was a Harry Potter fan!

Markus Nävergård

Sexy lady shark, i can draw that hit me up heath

Markus Nävergård

Things Sharks arnt, they are not racists or rapists, they are also not psychos, Things DOLPHINES are. but Dolphines have spin doctors. every shark movie was written by a dolphine!

Markus Nävergård

I want creature feature where the animal is jsut acting normal but all deaths occur because of apnicking humans

Markus Nävergård

all sharks are adorable and the bad guy is always humans

Markus Nävergård

the movie was fuled by cocaine

Lisa

Yep. I remember trying them for the first time when my now 16 yo was a baby. Maybe they are more commonly found in some places or something, because I can't imagine how Eli managed to miss their existence for nearly 20 years lol

Winter wiorkowski

Jelly Bellies do jelly beans that have different gross flavors - or did in the post - I accidentally bought some at an airport one time and got an unpleasant surprise … Beanboozled! That’s what they are!

Taru Tikkanen

Cocaine is implied.

Athena Chalcioecus

It was a bold choice in the dragging the dock scene to cut out the part where the shark saws through the top end like Bugs Bunny of the sea.

Markus D

WE. NEED. MORE. SHARK. PROTAGONISTS.

Blue Star Comics

Those jelly beans have been around for a long time. I graduated high school in 2009 and people brought them to school all the time even at that point.

Norabobora

Fun fact: they didn’t intentionally make a vomit flavored jelly bean. They attempted to make a pizza flavor and it turned out badly so they chucked the idea. When every flavored beans became a thing they pulled the recipe out of storage.

Acela2163

good god all that was less than 8 weeks ago

One I'd Nick

"So then the shark takes out the chopper" is about the most 80's scene summary you can get without the word "cocaine" being included.

Taru Tikkanen

🎼Bonus shark, doo doo do doo…

Lora Forsyth

I need Noah to believe that I am eating a hot pocket while listening to this...and I hate hot pockets.

jonesy

Already got to see the crew at the SLC show, so I'm feeling like I got extra extra with this .

Victor Field

I saw this at the drive-in in Barbados when I was a boy in the 1980s. I hadn't seen "Jaws" at the time, so it did scare me... not my little sister though. However, "The Last Shark" is still better than "Jaws: The Revenge"!

Andrew Gibson

So you realised the June one in July, but we get it the end of August. Make perfect sense.

Heath Enwright’s Husband

The flavor text is sus. It claims to be written by Noah, an assertion supported by the proper English usage, yet the excuses are giving Eli vibes. Being a written communication to another human being rules out Heath as the writer… it’s just Tim isn’t it. Don’t refer to yourself in the third person, Tim