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Gam468: The Oath

🕑 Added 2024-08-06 01:03:56 +0000 UTC

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Mr_Blinky

Fun fact, if you go to Billy Zane's IMDB page the trailer for this movie is the top media item. I'm sure he's *thrilled* about that.

Markus Nävergård

that Predator movie with the native American warrior is more historically accurate than the whole book of mormon

Christopher

Well we’re in luck with next week’s episode!

Chubby Bunny

I dunno if it's bonus, or if the Hindu content counts, but if you wanna watch a sci-fi fever dream, may I recommend 2010's Endthiran?

Uriah Jackson

People complain about Nic Cage, but here's Billy Zane being in stuff like this and an awful Wheel of Time pilot that was a desperate attempt to hold onto filming rights.

Michael Champion

So the best scene, is it better than the two that are in my memory. The first is when they are doing a puzzle in a thunderstorm, the sec9nd is the x american football player, at a grayside, holding a 🐖?

Vincent

CLAW IS LAW!

Markus D

In case you didn't look it up: "pack animals" are animals used by humans to carry things on their back, also commonly called "beasts of burden". Animals like wolves that live in packs are typically called "pack hunters". Bison, pronghorn, and caribou would be considered "herd animals". I don't think they're called "packs" if they're not involved in cooperative hunting. Also, I know you were discounting tapir in that previous comment, but I wanted to share the fun fact that tapir tend to be solitary, so they're just... all around not a good animal to try domesticating because they have little sense of group cohesion. I have no idea what the Mormons are thinking with saying the horses were actually tapir as if those animals do remotely similar things socially or with humans.

Markus D

I generally don't see things with sex and real animals as being considered "furry". Even with feral furries it's still all art, animations, or people acting, and there's human-like intelligence and consent implied. Not saying that absolutely no furries are into that stuff too, just that it's not a part of the fandom in particular.

Matt

I deeply enjoy how religious books are so incoherent and incompatible with any reality outside the time and place some dude wrote them (and even then they’re not very compatible with that time and place) that there are multiple genres of bullshit excuses made up to try to get people to keep believing them. It’s wifebeater shit for nonexistent ghosts.

Lucy Beauclair

I was there and did my homework by pre-watching this trash film. I have never been more certain that I am going to hell in good company than when Eli fetus wall walked.

CarrieBoo

I wandered into the IMDB page for this and saw there's a 5? Min trailer.....so I watch it and the latter half is the director begging everyone to see his film, which was in 650 theaters but made exactly $509,470 gross box office.

Markus Nävergård

ah i thought of pack animals as animals that llive in packs/heards

Andrew Newell

Tell me if this isn’t the place for submissions, but I just got an ad for something called “God Bless Bitcoin” which sounds like it should go on the list

Sparrow

Not sure, but my understanding is that there is a unique Italian accent that actually died out in Italy but was preserved in Italian communities in North America, so that might explain it.

Markus D

I don't think bison or pronghorns have ever been used as pack animals, but I'll give you caribou.

Markus Nävergård

but Tapirs though, not like north America has large pack animals already, like Bisons, Prong horns, Caribou

Markus Nävergård

alot of times that line is so blurred.

Markus Nävergård

going In-Zane

Markus Nävergård

" Joseph smiths made up language says he was right"

Markus D

That sounds like soft bestiality stuff, not furry.

Markus D

Where did the "you say mozzarella" like 'mozzarell'" thing even come from? I can assure you that no Italians I've heard have ever dropped the "a" sound.

Another Craig

Zane Tac-u-LAR! Zane Tac-u-LAR!!

Another Craig

Dateline April 9th, 2025: "The still-fledgling Mormon offshoot, the 'Latter-er Day Saints,' received a shakeup today when yet another self-proclaimed prophet, this one bearing iridium plates with 'reformed Eteocypriot' script on them, appeared..."

Markus D

It took me until the bit about how Heath "wanted the bear to push him over" to realize that a "chicken fight" was that thing where there are two people wresting while on the shoulders of two other people and not people flinging chickens towards each other like they're swords.

Markus D

You guys HAVE to cover The Phantom for the next bonus episode you guys record!

Markus D

The Mormons seem to be missing that tapirs are not pack animals nor domestic animals at all!

Ben Patterson

Lolll the shanin blake jokes

Markus Nävergård

so what is next weeks movie?

KayJayO

“well they called them horses but the original reformed egyptian meant pack animals which could just have been like really big Tapirs”

Markus Nävergård

how can you confuse a tapir with a horse? " they are both mammals and have 4 legs"

Markus Nävergård

what if one of us find Platinum plates and they negates the golden plates? i mean Platinum is better than gold.

KayJayO

Wait I need to know if the GAM guys are aware that modern mormon apologetics try and claim that the “horses” in the Book of Mormon were actually Tapirs

Jay Voigt

"Hunt for Red Oaktober

Matt

Meth Pipe Camo Jesus needs to be a Velocipastor/Sharknado-type bad movie.

Denise Huston

Billy Zane as a Native American...hwat

April Poff

There are some pics on Facebook.

Godless Goth

I'll never look at wacky wall walkers the same. Or those awful pro-life posters. 😂

Markus Nävergård

why does so many part of this movie sounds like the weird part of a furry pornsite? There is a bear, there is wolf urine, jerking off the wolf when it is tied to a log. yes, some furry is going " this movie has awesome scenes"