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GAM Bonus 088: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

🕑 Added 2024-02-24 23:58:37 +0000 UTC

Comments

Chani Orr

I'm so sorry guys. I didn't realize this was a real movie. I thought you guys were fucking with us with that poll, like someone had made a fake poll

Stacy

It’s always amusing to see how movies try to get around cell phones. Just putting them all in a bucket and hoping people forget is a choice. Like, just make the movie take place in like the 50s. Christopher Robin is an old timey dude, anyway.

Markus D

I'm personally a big fan of clover honey and wildflower honey—Light, but very flavourful. Buckwheat honey is maybe the strongest, most malty-tasting honey I've ever had.

Markus D

It feels extra uncomfortable that the victims are all women with some obvious "sexy" scenes.

Nick Tessier

Regarding only the post credit conversion; yea, different flower pollens make drastically different tasting honey. Go figure eh?

Evan

"We've been walking for 2 hours!"...a 100 acre area, unless it's a wierd, stretched shape, is less than half a mile across.

Markus D

I've been procrastinating on listening to this because I think bad slasher horror tends to be the most boring type of movie, but I'm trusting the guys to make this kind of entertaining anyway.

Midnight Pierogi

I think they’re right, we can’t be trusted with these polls. This was hard to listen to and I didn’t even see the movie.

Rachael Adamczyk

I cannot stop laughing at Noah asking "why would you be an old creepy guy from Maine?" and Eli chiming in with "Them's the rules." 😂🤣😂🤣😂

potato potato also another potato

Hard agree with Eli on the concern for the kind of person who likes this variety of slasher movie.

potato potato also another potato

absolutely, the lack of a reaction from noah and eli there was criminal. That's such an amazing joke.

Denise Huston

"I'm gonna make a noise in your house and hope you stay still for a long time," is a bizarre, only on GAM threat.

Richard Rocketfan

I’m a large child and I know it, but every time Noah would talk about the Pooh mask or Pooh light or whatever it made me laugh like a 13 year old boy over and over. So. Much. Poo!!! LOL.

Kunoku The Proto

I am SO sorry you guys had to sit through this monstrosity. I only lasted about twenty minutes before I gave up on it. It wasn’t even fun-bad, it was just bad-bad. Very amusing review though, as always.

Rob Johnson

Let’s be clear. Heath cries Scotch. That’s why you never see him cry. He licks it off right away.

V0ldek

Okay, let's be honest, if the end of the movie was 4 Brits in matching ManUtd shirts beating the absolute living shit out of Pooh with brass knuckles and beer bottles and then credits? My favourite horror movie.

Taru Tikkanen

Heath made a comment to the effect that lack of bees makes this a c-movie. Just wanted to say, I both heard and appreciated that.

Markus Nävergård

Mike and the bots

The Hey Eliott Podcast

I’m a literal child. I giggle a little every time Noah uses poohs name e.g “so and so sees Pooh”

Kiwi Satan

I was waiting for this line and did not expect it to hit when it did.

Zomonitan

Probably Time Changers?

Cave_Dweller

I feel like the audience is collectively The Mads, and the guys are Joel and the Bots, and this episode is the one that almost broke them.

Jacob atkins

What episode got you guys a takedown notice??? I must know!

Jay Voigt

Wonderful! A GAM episode for my 5 hour drive tomorrow, merry belated Xmas to me!

Cave_Dweller

"...and put a human head on this guy's desk, and was like 'Hey, we're all havin' a lotta fun here. '" My sides...

Cory Schoelzel

Holy shit honey boarding might just make it into my nightmares...

Cory Schoelzel

Just hearing Heath talk about that fucking sticky goop is giving me flashbacks of horror. (I'm a beekeeper and can't fucking stand honey harvest season....everything is sticky... the horror)