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GAM Bonus 032: Twilight

🕑 Added 2019-03-12 19:42:37 +0000 UTC

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Uriah Jackson

I was re-listening to this tonight, and it occurred to me that Stephanie Meyer should send them a personal letter of thanks for not suggesting how much of the awkward romance and ridiculous behavior was the result of her writing.

Markus Nävergård

the fact that vampires as a monster survived this franchise is a wonder. Also, folks that think it is cool to be a vampire needs to read some older vampire fiction and not the horror romance. Being undead is not a good thing

Richard Rocketfan

When Eli says “Seri level future” in the first sketch my phone picked it up and told me about “level future.” LOL

La-femme-fetal

The scene where Laura’s mom screams after she finds out her daughter is dead.... yeah, that’s better than the entire twilight franchise.

The Real Moorey

Dog was Snuffles. In QuickDraw McGraw. https://youtu.be/zldJlUSJ9OI

The Greater Goop

Best Name Ever Award.

Anonymous User

You inspired me to watch this again. And the sequels. Hugely entertaining but Stewart and Pattinson have all the charisma and chemistry of two planks of wood.

A DM who just once would like to make up an NPC's name that my players don't make fun of.

My favorite part of this episode was Eli’s sense of Olympic Peninsula geography. Nothing is ten minutes from ANYTHING on the peninsula.

Ann Ominous

Wish there was more Mormon Theology breakdown. There is a tone of it in these movies/books

Grant Cosper

Actually (and I can't believe I'm doing this, but...), "pederast" can apply to boys or girls. A pedophile is someone attracted to children sexually; a pederast is someone who acts on that attraction and has sex with children (boys or girls).

Corey Roberts

She's good in every thing else I've seen her in. The character was just absolutely...god awful.

SquickRetro Jae Surreal Sapphire

The dog was a Pup Named Scooby Doo.

Hoosier Heathen

I think I must be crazy. I like Kristen Stewart's acting. At least in Adventureland.

Haydn Millard

“Disco ball of death”. I can die happy now.

The Gray Hunter

Wouldn’t doing vampire moves with a hacky sack be... wait for it...sacrilegious??? Banda bing! (This movie SUX... worse than that pun)

David S.

I'll caste my vote ahead of time by saying I'd like you guys to review all of these.

Debbie Anderson

THANK YOU! I was trying to remember that dog a few weeks ago!!!!

igewbvhmcv

I’m so glad you guys did this movie. True story, my friend and I had a meet and greet with two of the guys that played werewolf’s, and we almost ran them over in the parking lot. We didn’t know who they were. Both of us never really like the movies, but we had the day off. We followed them around all day, for the hell of it. At the end of the day we got one only then to do a picture with me in a homage to Lon Chaney’s “The Wolfman”.

Steve Gosse

Not sure if you guys realized it or not, but Anna Kendrick is in this movie.

From Patreon with Love

Damn that was specific Eli. <a href="https://youtu.be/S2pLsYr8YgE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/S2pLsYr8YgE</a>

Ann Ominous

Mormon Movie Month already?!?!

ann sokolovskaya

Ecstatic to settle down in our currently broken ass bed and listen to this

Taru Tikkanen

Thank you, it was worth the wait.

Reynold Hall

I remember that!

Scott Lesch

That was dog treat loving dog was " Snuffles" on Quickdraw Magraw. <a href="https://youtu.be/YohXc9x6cUU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/YohXc9x6cUU</a>

Thomas Rogers

You poor crazy lunatics, this is by far the worst thing you’ve put yourself through. Just try to recover

Glenjamin

This movie's creepy themes about the man watching/stalking her, constantly being on the fringe of "losing control" and the fact that the "good guys" are all white but she's briefly tempted by a brown person, and absolutely not having sex all makes a lot more sense when you realize that the author is pushing Mormon ideology.