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GAM Bonus 029: The Core

🕑 Added 2018-11-22 02:57:44 +0000 UTC

Comments

Uriah Jackson

Calling the special material "unobtainium" is almost as silly as calling a dangerous place that holds hope "pandora". Oh hi James Cameron.

Anastasia Marsden

I know I'm late to the party on this one, but I just got to this episode. I haven't seen the film, it sounds like it might be the bastard child of Numberwang (https://youtu.be/xmBCh76_qWE) and Tom Lehrer (https://youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY)

Connor Harriger

So I dont know if it patreon or my phone but, I've been having issues with listening to some of the back catalog. Only with this one Birdemic and Transformer, they wont load on here and also wont download.

Donna MacIntyre

absolutely hilarious, one of your best reviews...you know this movie would make complete sense if it was billed as science fiction...are you sure it wasn't?

Hypatia

Thank you, Noah, for pointing out that the numbers were "the first prime numbers ... and 1". But I'd hardly expect the writers of this script to have done their math homework if they didn't even bother to google basic science facts.

Regina Calabrese

It's like Blue Submarine No. 6, but without anything that made that OVA good.

I'm Gonna Pay For This

Agreed; Armageddon has all of the charm of a lost G.I. Joe episode. This movie has all the charm of a lost Heathcliff episode.

Markus D

I didn't even think of the length, I just voted because it sounded the dumbest without being self-aware (i.e. Sharknado, which is way less fun because it KNOWS it's stupid). So picking short movies next month after this long and hilarious one? I'll allow it.

Anonymous ethicist, not a serial killer at all, just asking questions.

I love this movie so much, and legitimately know the plot of it better than any film I've ever seen. It was fun to follow along and make fun of the points the guys missed... because i know this movie so well.

Taru Tikkanen

I often vote for the longest film, for the sake of my entertainment.

Nick

How can we make them watch the worst Hallmark Christmas movie ever?

The Gray Hunter

One of the best shows! The film is so dumb.... with this cast that’s like, excuse me... WHO’S in it? Now you need to do a dreadful film by a great director. Y’know, one everybody agrees is a great director and everybody agrees the film still sux.

Thomas J McMullan

The Core makes Armageddon seem like a documentary. Finally I movie I wanted to see won. It was silly fun, it took itself so seriously and for the wrong reasons.