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GAM Bonus 009: Super Mario Bros.
🕑 Added 2017-02-24 06:03:12 +0000 UTC This month, we dive into the inauspicious birth of the video game movie genre with the movie that invented raping my childhood. And we regret it greatly.Comments
Markus Nävergård
had a friend that insisted that this move was canon to the games. Also, Daisy in this movie is suppoosed to be a dinosaur but they chickened out and made the dinosapians human looking, Cowards. Give me sexy dino ladies
Markus Nävergård
heath calling them Steggers is a perfect slur
Markus Nävergård
from what i remember. yoshi was pretty on par for this movie, though they never use it.
Mark Warren
On the topic if turning the heat off in a building in a desert: Deserts tend to get very cold at night.
AaronRobertoMusic
And they were never OK again.
Ian from wine country
Not Mrs. Weasly, Aunt Petunia
Christopher Horton
Just got internet back, and I've been dying to comment: if Heath refuses to watch Street Fighter, I'm perfectly willing to take his place. I'm a yuge SF nerd, and can talk for HOURS about that movie. Heath'll be funnier than me, though, so he should do it.
Tyler
Of all of the confusing things you guys talk about in this one, something mentioned off-hand near the end has been really bugging me: Noah, why on earth did you recently play through E.T. for the 2600? Are you ok?
Emergent
I'm just gonna drop this here. This is not exactly a spin on the game, but better than the official movie. Lol <a href="http://therewillbebrawl.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://therewillbebrawl.com/</a>
Else Black
For a while I though Julie Walters was in the movie - phew
Tyler
Heath's first line echoed my thoughts so perfectly that I had to pause the podcast. "What the FUCK is Dennis Hopper doing in this movie?"
Josh Carter
Finally!
Eli Bosnick gets to change his patron name because patreon gave up on his blog too
Legwazawmoe, legweezmo, leggamzmo,
Grant Cosper
Samantha Mathis, Pump Up the Volume, you're welcome
Grant Cosper
Me too.
LPDHappy
If you haven't seen it, Fiona Shaw is awesome in the BBC serial, Ghormenghast. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0197154/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0197154/</a>
Christopher Arguin
I will from now on call the maintenance hatch the "Bruce Willis hatch".
Alex Eckersley
I was gonna suggest the Wickerman if they were doing Cage. I reckon it's got just the right amount of stupid
The Wayward Willis Podcast
OMG, "John Leguizeemo" is killing me! How is it spelled in the show notes?
Leslie Marchant
"Sparks and Boogers" is my band name.
jessica
not Mrs. Wesley, she's Aunt Petunia.
Coma Ecliptic
So, I saw this movie and The Sandlot at a double feature at a drive-in theater. Super Mario Bros. came first, and it fucking wrecked my 13-year-old mind to the point where I barely remembered The Sandlot.
Erik
Weasley. Be pedantic better ;)
Erik
The thought of you guys doing a review of "face off" at some point is making me so happy <3
The Park
191 is the root of 36,481
autastic
Eli, I am dissapointed with your Harry Potter confusion. That's Aunt Petunia, not Mrs Weasley.
LPDHappy
For the next installment, how about The Nick Cage rehash of The Wickerman. It's a baaaaaaaaaaad movie. And Eli can do his Cage voice!
LPDHappy
Excellent episode!
Desiree
Lol i got this movie on DVD and Mortal Kombat on VHS. I vote for Street Fighter next time.
Asuka Langley Sohryu
PLEASE do Last Airbender next. My wife and I implore you!
Wesley Aaron
Please do Street Fighter!
Mark Sykes
Worst 'The Last Airbender' review EVER.
Mark Siefert
Being an A:TLB fan, I wanted to drive a sharp pointy object into M. Night Shyamalan's throat and shout everything he got wrong in his face as he bleed-out before me. "No! Ang is suppose to be goofy and lovable, not a lobotomized pre-teen who took a couple of Tae Kwon Do classes at the strip mall!"
Mark Siefert
Awesome! Something to listen to while wage slaving. I remember seeing this when I was a kid. It was the very first movie that I was truly disappointed in. I've got the Rifftrax version on my hard drive, but I'm yet to watch it.
GeekOfDoom
Great episode! Now back to "I'm in Love with a Church Girl" already in progress.
Joseph Kubal
The narrator for this movie was Dan Castellaneta, voice of Homer Simpson.... I am sad now.
Jonathan Edwards
Dying with laughter on a Tokyo train on my way home from work. Surrounded by Japanese people who think there's another drunk gaijin again. Some days I love my life. Thanks guys. Also. Is the other bonus episode this month going to be airbender? Would love to explain to my Japanese friends that "Yes all Asians are actually white"
GeekOfDoom
Stuck at work and going through the archives, I think to myself "I think a bomus episode is coming out soon" not 5 minutes later it's on my phone. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
