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GAM Bonus 002: Pixels
🕑 Added 2016-05-28 03:28:17 +0000 UTC I can say without hesitation that this is the worst movie we've watched for you; and I'd like to apologize in advance for screaming in your ear. And for all the nasty stuff Eli wishes upon you for making him watch this.Note: You're not charged for this episode; just the weekly ones.
Other Note: If you have trouble listening or downloading through Patreon's site or app, you can also get the bonus episode for a limited time through dropbox here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/yl8qit6r878pab9/GAM-2016-05-27.mp3?dl=0
Comments
Scottishrose1980
I’m relistening to this episode thinking, this isn’t the last time that Eli confuses Fiona Shaw with Julie Walter’s. He did the same thing in the Mario brothers episode. Lol. Both are amazing, so I get it. But Fiona must have more bathrooms to remodel than Julie for the amount of garbage she takes.
Laura Lusby
I mean, Fiona Shaw was Aunt Petunia and not Molly Weasley but she’s still an amazing fucking actress
Derrick Donaldson
After signing up for Maytreon, and starting through the bonus episodes, I realized that Pixels just might be the reason Noah had his heart attack. The level of fury in this movie is shocking. At 1:30 - 1:32 Noah is literally gasping for breath.
Freddy B from Fredericksburg
“Which of us will fake a heart attack to get out of this movie first” -Noah Lugeons Noah, if you faked your heart attack to get out of GAM, you have to tell us. It’s like being a cop.
Steve Gosse
Listening to this in 2019 and the stupid president jokes unfortunately don't work now, since such a stupid president is not so far fetched.
Mark Siefert
Smurfs were from Belgium.
Ulukai insert something persnickety here
The thing is, The wedding singer was actually a pretty funny film with lots of 80's nostalgia done much, much better. The nostalgia is still heavy handed, but sweet in a way. Adam Sandler just needs to stop.
Ryan Ritson
Listening to this made me sad, since I recently heard Ready Player One was getting made into a film (with Spielberg directing!), and this movie is taking a preemptive shit in the well of 80's video game/ nerd culture.
Ulukai insert something persnickety here
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New7Wonders_of_the_World" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New7Wonders_of_the_World</a>
Hertzey Hertz
See this is what happens when you only give us one option... we rebel and make you watch something worse... or at least mostly worse (its been to long since I've watched the TMNT movies). Either way, glad I skipped this one!
Melina Rayna Svanhild Farley-Barratt
I know this might be pedantic, but the Smurfs: rescue in Gargamel's Castle was released by Coleco/ColVision in 1982
Ricky Burnett
I forgot how awful this movie was. If you want a really horrible racist and sexy Adam Sandler movie you should try the Ridiculous 6. That is easily the worst movie I've seen in years.
Rachel
There's a part of me that wants more Adam Sandler reviews but I don't think they'd survive it
Douglas
The Lovely Bones: the perfect movie to bridge the gap between religious and secular viewing. Made me want to die, in all the wrong ways. Watch it please, please, pretty f**king please.
Alex Eckersley
It's the review I never knew I wanted
Marcus
Man. I just watched the original short movie *AFTER* this piece of shit. IT was awesome. WHAT a wasted idea.
Marcus
(um, not Mrs Weasley, that's Julie Walters (Billy Elliot, etc). This was Fiona Shaw, who played Mrs Dursley.)
Cai Macdougall
Fuck yeeaaah!! Unexpected GAM episode!
Emily Fuller
Yes! I watched this movie with a group of teenagers I was looking after. Glad someone else has to suffer through it as well!
Christopher Arguin
Yes! After having just watched it and then hearing Eli mention it I was hoping this would happen. You guys have your work cut out for you making those two hours worth it!
