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Next Animation: Have Mercy
🕑 Added 2021-09-03 02:00:28 +0000 UTCI’ve been doing this for a while, so I have a keen grasp of what my audience wants. And I know my audience wants nothing more than MOAR art of obese road warrior eunuchs wearing pig masks.
Now baby, I know what you’re sayin’ right now. You’re saying more art of Ken-doll-crotched porcine leather daddies with glandular problems might be TOO SEXY, that you’re worried you might EXPLODE from all the sexy. Now, don’t worry, baby, it’s like I keep telling you— I ain’t got no desire to be sweeping up exploded sexy chunks of my audience from all over the room. I’m a new man.
So, I’m gonna BLOCK some of the sexy, I’m gonna hide it behind some animation of this chick Mercy (also pictured) gyrating in front and on top of him. Because I love you, baby, and I don’t want anymore sexy explosions on my conscience. And more than that, I want to see you come back to my Patreon over and over again. Awwwww yeah.
