Alice Winterhold
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Outside
🕑 Added 2025-07-28 10:38:21 +0000 UTCI thought it would be a good idea to sunbathe a bit in my garden, touch the grass and such. Got it all over me, good grass touching amount to the maximum.
Still depressed after... and I forgot that I'm allergic to the sun so I was out there all of 10 minutes before the hives started and I had to abort.
Still, I like these pictures. It kinda looks like I've been chased and caught and my clothes torn off by some kind of sexually driven beast and I'm like "Oh noooo, this is terrriiibbbllllleeeee" Whilst arching my back and posing enticingly like I don't know exactly what I'm doing.
Anyway, I LOVE YOU OXOX
Comments
Eric James
Quit rolling around in the garden in your underwear and get back to work on your illustrated novel masterpieceβ¦ (it wonβt write itself)
Greg Elsner
Absolute perfection, although I was hoping to catch a peek of that awesome boobage, for I am but a meager tit man and as such a complete sucker for & on some tig ol bitties π
