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(Ramble) Not Yet.

🕑 Added 2024-11-30 03:34:27 +0000 UTC

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1naughtykitten

This is just going to live rent free in my head..... Lol

LittleLottie

Oh my 😍 I Would love to do MFF with my boyfriend, also MMF

Edith

Ahhhhhhhhhh 😩😁🤭ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That’s all I have to say! AHHHHHH!

'Rah

My 3 kids were home from school for Thanksgiving and we were doing family things, so checking out patreon wasn’t feasible for a solid 48 hours 😭

Shari

How did you manage to stay away for two days? Asking for a friend…

Chris Cox

Thank you for being so open and sharing the way you do. Also, there were car sounds? I wasn't paying attention to that. 😊

Jennie Owen

Here i am cry wanking again! Lol. I've always wanted to try a threesome. Both ways actually, 2 men and 1 woman and 1 man. I'm demisexual so I'd have to get to know them first. To hear you be so open and honest just makes me happy and horny. 🤣🤣Plus the giggling is awesome!!! I always love that. The picture was unexpected and it's beautiful and sexy. Thank you both so much for sharing this with us.

Jennie Owen

Uh huh.

Shari

Poly relationships can be so beautiful and wholesome. There’s an ebb and flow to them that I don’t know happens in traditional monogamy - at least not that I’ve seen.

Belle

The honesty and intimacy are pure gold. Learning to ramble about fantasy no matter what they are is something I hadn’t thought of. If you get lost in the ramble things might be revealed I had too much insecurity to reveal in conversation. I am always learning new ideas from your audios. That thumbnail…is sexy as hell…to take a picture that shows nothing but everything at the same time…fuck, the shadow… Might ask my husband to pose for one as my Christmas gift. Plus won’t that make him feel like a million bucks. Win, win…Thanks X & E!

Lotus and Chanel

This was so beautiful and I'm so proud of you for being comfy enough to share it with us. 💞🫂 With the books I read and the audios I listen to, Ive developed the love of wanting to try having a poly relationship with people. I just. I think its so beautiful and everything. So it's amazing to see one of the people ya look up to has the same/similar fantasies about it. 🥰💞 ~ lotus

Carissa Grove

This gem dropped the night before I moved from FL to GA and while I could reasonably blame the delayed commentary on an out-of-state relocation, truth is that Xander once again rendered me speechless. His ability to convey genuine vulnerability is disarming all on its own, but what really sets Xander apart is how effortlessly he creates this sense of intimacy that is as sexually satisfying as it is safe and comforting. That said, this one was dangerous for me because I am very bisexual, very single, and very smitten with both X & E. Respectfully. ;) P.S. The thumbnail might have been Ellie's brilliant idea but it's still you, Xander, who is *stunningly* displayed. Thank you for trusting us.

becky

First the most recent overheard and now this? 😮‍💨 This was so fucking beautiful. My little poly pansexual heart cannottt. As someone in a long term committed relationship who has navigated these same thought processes and admitting to both myself and my partner what turned me on, it is just so raw and beautiful to hear someone else experience the same thing. 🖤

Sab

Oh god🫠

Hobbit Hiker

Am I an independent woman in my 30s? Yes. Did I bring my noise-canceling headphones? Also, yes. Was I willing to listen to this in the spare room at my uncles? Absolutely, fricking not 🤣

KimEK

Wow! The thumbnail…Wow! The audio…. Double wOw ( literally 😏)! Making me realize I may possibly have a new kink I may have to take time to think about WOW. Thank you for making this a safe space for all of us and even yourself, to explore and share.

SpicyMama84

I promise you none of us are worried about those car sounds right now between the audio and the thumbnail pic you have our FULL attention

SpicyMama84

Same🤣

Lindsay ✨

Thank you so much for your vulnerability. It’s so hot 🥵 “When we let our own light shine, it gives others permission to do the same.” You being vulnerable gives us permission to do the same and sometimes we all need that reminder. Thank you again! Hope you and Ellie and all the fur babies are safe and happy and healthy!

Caitlin 🩷🌻

I’ve been having to take this ramble in pieces because every time I look at the thumbnail my brain short circuits. 🫠

Hello Brian

🫠 You guys, hot on the heels of that overheard. We are not worthy. 🙇‍♀️ Yesterday: opened app, saw tags/thumbnail and was unable to function. Closed app went walking in the hills to calm down. Today: opened app, nope still not ready. Back to the hills for me. This evening: still don’t know if I’m ready but this may be the perfect prelude to a fun evening I have planned. Pray for me… Also can we get Ellie a humanitarian award for the work she is doing. 🏆

Pinkprincess_

OH 😳

Pinkprincess_

Kinda need Ellie to write a MMF!

Bisexual Biscuit

This audio was incredibly sexy and vulnerable. You’re so sweet for sharing it with us. 😻

baby

bcs he looks like he has a rly nice ass ngl? im dead ass jealous his ass seems rly nice no?

Smut in Your Cup

The giggles at the end are deadly. The warning should’ve been “NSFL” - Not Safe for Life 💀

MilaHarrogate00

I don’t mind the car sounds! 😂

Marieli

Absolutely loved this ramble! And really appreciate your vulnerability and candor. I really relate to the feeling of being unsure or perhaps afraid to fully let oneself embrace a fantasy. Whether it’s from fear of shame or that it’s too strange or too much, I was like that for a long time. But through learning more about human sexuality I realized it’s ok cuz our fantasies are ok to have in our minds to able to fully embrace and further understand ourselves and what we like. 🤗 …. P.S this was just also Hot af 🥵I can’t think of it too much cuz I’ll walk into walls 😂

Ariel Diamond

I... 😳 Yup. At a loss for words. And my poker face definitely broke a few times. I guess I should know better than to listen to these things at a family member's house. However, I regret nothing - it's intense and steeped in one of my favorite fantasies. Totally worth it. Now, excuse me while I go collapse, stare at the ceiling, and think about my life. 🥴

Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie

I love that you share these things with us and I love it when you get all giggly but I especially love it when I can hear you smile 🥹

Jessica

I thought this picture was random, but the last sentence proved me wrong. Congratulations to you both, my jaw will be on the floor until the end of time 🫰💀

moxierose

I stg everytime I reopen this app my brain temporarily short circuits again from the last few thumbnails.

'Rah

I don’t log into Patreon for TWO DAYS and *this* is what I come back to??? But, genuinely, thank you for trusting us with yourselves. ❤️

Melly

Goodness gracious is the only thing I feel safe saying about the audio, and the lewd. Yep. Goodness gracious. 🫠

amanda

... what's a car?

NaudiLadyLeo

I hope the 2 of you beautiful menaces curl up with a cozy blanket and popcorn and read these comments together and giggle You deserve all the praise I and the rest of the Lonely's feel very spoiled and taken care of. And sweaty....my god it's hot in here Frantically fans face ✨️

NaudiLadyLeo

10/10 would highly reccomend

La Nuna Luna

It just fits perfectly, doesn’t it? I’ve come up with full fictitious names for a few creators when they drive me into full dramatic mode, and "Elizabeth" just feels perfect. Also, absolutely loved "Marissa"!

Lauren (the one with the cat)

I like how the question about putting a warning on this one comes up at the end 😂 Amazing as always, and it’s so validating to hear how others explore their fantasies.

honey

Omg I love that we both have Elizabeth as one of his middle names 😭 I’ve never said it here but I always say Xander Elizabeth Marissa Marie

Sarah LP

“Well, shit. What are yall doin? Screwin?” 😆 💀

Lara

Your rambles are just next level right now. Bravo. And yep yep yep group sex fantasies are delicious. Thank you for sharing yours. And thank you for trusting us with your picture; I promise never to tell anyone about your cute bellybutton 😏❤️

Lara

Hard agree 😆

restingbeachface

Xander and Ellie, may the pillows upon which you rest your snoring heads always be the perfect temperature, may you never step on something wet while wearing socks, and may you always find free street parking directly in front of your destination.

Shari

The comment section never disappoints. Almost better than the audio itself!

Shari

Right!? How terrible…

Bisexual Biscuit

Baloneyponey nearly made me spit out of my coffee! 🤣🤣🤣

Tara Latham

Me: (visually obsessed with every woman's body and the tummy skin between a man's belly button and his baloneyponey) in G.O.A.T. Leslie Jordan's voice "Well, shit."

Amanda

Oh, we KNOW it was her idea 🤣

Amanda

Ellie is a true Girl's Girl 🙌 giving us thirst traps of her man, like, the GENEROSITY ♥️

Amanda

I mean, to be fair you never know when you're going to need a scrunchie. Or lip balm. Or ibuprofen. Or hand cream. 👀

Amanda

Oh no a third time? How awful for you... 😉

Sarah LP

What’s a car? lol

Shari

I had to listen a third time to hear the cars

Yaya

Only thing heard during this was a man sharing some pretty hot thoughts and fantasies🫦. And this thumbnail nearly took me out🥵👀👀🤭

Bisexual Biscuit

The thumbnail is definitely something…but my weird ass brain immediately asked “I wonder what his lifting routine is like?” 😆

Cami

You should definitely talk about MMF more. The audios of you and Milo were *chef’s kiss*. I could use more of those in my life. MMF is my ultimate fantasy

miss kim

Cars? What cars? The cars are not what everyone is focused on my friend. Thank you for sharing with us.

tori 🖤

i haven’t listened yet, i’ve only seen the thumbnail and i already know i’m never gonna recover from this 💀

moxierose

And we all say in unison "thank you Ellie 🤍"

Sarah LP

GREAT SCOTT

Krystal

Is it weird that I feel equally turned on but also like just catching up with a friend about mutual fantasies? 😂 I just love it here

Fibee

Ok so I just opened Patreon and my mouth just dropped to the floor, really? I am not sure it’s actually safe for me to listen to this, I might actually pass out 🥵

Lustyfairylistens

👀👀👀can’t form words. Just thinking about the potential power thrusts this man can achieve.

moxierose

I literally just dropped my phone on the floor. You two are gonna give me heart palpitations. 🫣

Candice

You know when Cinderella wakes up to the sun shining and birds singing and a choreographed musical number? Yeah this is my version

Tara Latham

Xander's just a nice enough dude to point out flaws to make us feel better 😭 such a nice guy.

La Nuna Luna

Xander Elizabeth Josephine Marie... the thumbnail... the audio... I... I mean... *insert here my favorite Brazilian Portuguese curse words for dramatic effect.*

Ella Mineaux

Am I really okay? Am I REALLY OKAY?!?!?!! I’m pacing the damn house. I don’t know what to do with my hands.

Shari

Loop earplugs are the best thing that ever happened for those who sleep beside one who snores.

Mistelle

Because sometimes it’s nice when someone validates or agrees with you- group sex is hot. Super fucking hot. Trust and vulnerability and bodies and fluids.

Sophie

Half awake and going through my emails and then I see that thumbnail. So good morning I guess

Bella

"I know I could do it." Man with those thighs I'm absolutely certain you could too.

Rainydais

Well… good freakin’ morning!!!

Ink.Covered.Pages

Well...happy Saturday to me. 🫠 Personally I blame the two of you for my ever-growing list of kinks🤣(I've never been happier)❤️

Rheanne Broderick

On my way home gets the notification opens up app, sees Tags and thumbnail, I think I forgot how to breathe for a moment before I immediately closed the app so I can listen later, Thank you both x

evie

y’all i’m on season 6 of this audio. i have responsibilities. please send help

Kitty

It’s your safe space and we are happy you share it with us. Fantasies are there to be explored with willing participants 💕 even I, as an asexual, have fantasies… just that I’m not keen on putting them into practice 😅. But thanks to you (and other Quinn creators) my view on sex is getting more positive. That’s thanks to you being so open and vulnerable 💕.

Willabello

I’m gonna faint 🥵🫠🤯

Shari

Best comment of the night

AliciaMarie💋

“Wee…woo…WEE WOO WEE WOO!”

Victoria

This is wildly insufficient to counter the aforementioned positive qualities….. but thank you for trying 😂

AnnMarie

The shadow keeps staring at me. 🫣

🖤

We both snore like ripsaws. I leave 5 unfinished drinks around the house and she sheds enough to make a blanket everyday and leaves hair scrunchies on every surface.

Trika

Real talk. Being vulnerable can be so so hard. The fact that you felt safe enough with us to share this feels like an honor and a privilege. Thank you for allowing us to give you a safe space Xander. 🥹🥰🤗

Shari

There must be something…

Kae

I didn’t notice even one car

Raquel

What a great day to join! Thank you, Xander.

Sarah LP

😂 I hear the “MY LEG!!!” in that one fish’s voice from SpongeBob

Sarah LP

😂 I just hear Sally Field in Mrs. Doubtfire- “The whole time. The whole time? THE WHOLE TIME?!”

nina ✨

tag yourself - i’m [GENERAL COMMOTION] 🤣

Shari

🤣🤣🤣

Victoria

I’m also new but based on the absolute chaos of the comments section I think this is a special day and we just have impeccable timing 😂

Jooniebjones

To know that this unique brand of torture called a thumbnail was a plot devised by the brilliant yet dastardly mind of Lady Sutton of the Smutting Hills has me thinking… things. And thoughts. Thoughts and things.

Shari

I foresee sales of privacy screen protectors to go through the roof shortly…

Trika

Ellie understands the assignment and it's clear that she loves us! Thank you Ellie! 💜

thetwo_nine

Hey so I just got here and um.... IS THIS WHATS BEEN HAPPENING HERE THE WHOLE TIME?

Tara Latham

Like seriously. Xander and Ellie can't have **ALL** the gifts. I secretly hope they have like normal people flaws like picking their teeth or like bad at math or something

Marieli

Btw I did immediately click off so it would not be seen by anyone! And I wasn’t standing close to anyone. No one saw this I promise! Y’all’s content is safe with me🫶🏼

Tara Latham

Because she's an intelligent woman with great ideas, obviously

🖤

Meg 😂

Trika

Lol!! Gots to be more careful! 🤣

🌜myahlu🌛

I nearly dropped my phone into the dish water.

Lacey

I am glad I'm not the only one freaking out from the thumbnails alone. They are killing me 🫠🫠🫠

Victoria

So I’m new to Patreon and I was not expecting visual aids. SIR, I was about to go to sleep! To look like that AND sound like that… respectfully wtf 🥵

K.C.

The scream I just let out at that thumbnail!👀🫣🙏🏽

PoetiicJustice

Words or thoughts? Who is she, don't have any, can't form. I'm... YES. Sat.

Marieli

Almost made this exact scene at a fast food restaurant just now opening this 💀🫣

Marieli

I keep opening these in public and forgetting about the fucking thumbnails 💀but OH MY GAU ok ok…ummm…I’m ok. I’m fine. Everything is fine. I said I AM FUCKING FINE *In Narrator voice*She was indeed not Fine👁️👄👁️🤯🫠

Shari

The comment section is always the best!

Sara🦋

🫣🤯😳😳 I-

Sandra ✨

“If it’s someone you trust” Not me thinking about the intimacy you and Milo created in your audios as actors. Truly amazing.

C

UMMM HELLO!?!? thumbnail you guys I can’t. ty queen ellie

Steffie

Thank you Ellie! Not sharing, screen shooting ir any of that, too much respect for you both!

MerryMegadon 🎄✨

I had a feeling when I opened the comments it would sound something like- [CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] “GOOD LORD” [GENERAL COMMOTION] [CRYING] “MY LEG” [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEE WO WEE WO [HELICOPTERS] ...”WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CRIME SCENE-“ [EXPLOSION]

EmmieLouLou85

🫦

LozC

Literally squee’d and dropped my phone when that popped up. Me to me: get a hold of yourself. You’re a grown up.

AliciaMarie💋

I would pay top dollar on this Patreon just for you and Ellie’s artsy pics. Holy shnikees🔥

Lotus and Chanel

All I have to say is- Thank You Ellie!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 - Chanel

Diamond

As respectfully and calmly as I can muster; what in the absolute fuck

nina ✨

thank you ellie! 🙏🏻💜

🌜myahlu🌛

Ellie must have been a patron saint in her past life because this just goes to show the gods really do have favorites.

nina ✨

cool cool cool, im totally chill about this 😅

Laurie

She’s right as always

Shari

Please tell Ellie we love her

brujita✨

😳🤯🥵

Marie🌺🦋

I am watching movies with family so I opened this and choked on air 🙃

Laurie

Mental picture *click click*. Respectfully though.. most attractive couple award goes to 🏆 you both. Felicidades 🎉

Madssss

RIP. Funeral details to come.

🖤

This thumbnail was *her* idea 🤣

AnnMarie

I had good years ahead of me. RIP to me.

nautilusxX

Hey does anyone know why my phone won’t navigate away from this?

Captain_Stardust

Splash warning like it’s the front row at Seaworld

Tara Latham

Me: trying so hard to be a good person and NOT objectify and fantasize about two beautiful humans who create work I love. Those beautiful humans: Hey, check out these thumbnails.

Cami

Y’all are gonna kill us with these pics 🥵

Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie

XANDER MARIE *faints dead away*

Violette Frye

Wae, wae, wae, 왜, 왜, wha...I just...um..yeah... won't screenshot or share.....sweet merciful heavens 🤯

Brittjadeheart

*Playing Final Fantasy 7* *sees notif* *my eyes are blessed* *nearly loses fight in game* Thank you Xander!

Lark

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUUUUUCK. That thumbnail alone. Am I dead cause I think I'm dead

Emily Straub

These damn thumbnails are gonna be the death of me! I haven't even listened yet and I'm already excited.

jade 🖤

All the thoughts just left my brain 🫠 (but seriously yes, being respectful and NOT sharing this around is sexy, folks 🖤) Xander…you never fail to surprise me. Wow