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Diamond Day 💖💖💞💞

Bmore cop arrested for 32 counts of misconduct on 9 different illegal arrests (presumably no Greeks) https://therealnews.com/new-video-shows-illegal-arrest-by-disgraced-baltimore-cop-ethan-newberg

Michael Dawson

My man - a farrier from Humpty Doo - had some weird off-brand dick pills at an orgy with friends. He got a boner so hard it was starting to split. Instead of going to hospital he went to Hungry Jack's (our version of Burger King) drive thru and accidentally exposed himself to a 16 year old. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12998081/Darwin-Hungry-Jacks-Viagra-orgy-David-Richardson.html

Andrew Powell

Man banned from running marathons for being too awesome and chain smoking while finishing marathon. He's done it at least 3 times. Legend. https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/runner-banned-for-2-years-for-chain-smoking-throughout-marathon#:~:text=A%20man%20in%20his%2050s,three%20hours%20and%2033%20minutes.

BOBO_Febreze

Stav will love this story, trust me https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8GxhauR/

Sam Rutzick

Drake is apparently Albanian now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bxhAxRmrJw

TheHairyClevage

#DicksOut4BrandonWardel

Meatrocket

https://www.baltimoresun.com/2024/01/17/pikesville-principal-alleged-recording/

TheHairyClevage

Shut up you sexless whore.

Pupperoni

https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/hidden-homeless-caves-dug-into-tuolumne-river-bank-in-modesto/?fbclid=IwAR3cHjOCQvzVKNxg1XWKle22NIx4la-D7BZ01BAY1TVvyOg0XUwmrin4CTc

Rory Gaskill

https://apple.news/AVXeFJTX6Sp2FrfNbEdckgA

Southwestern Boas SWB

Tip- stop drinking directly into the microphone. I hate hearing the water struggling to make it down your compressed gullet

Rusty Shackleford

https://people.com/tech-ceo-dies-freak-accident-company-party-8547039

Recluse

I thought I was busting a nut but I peed in her mouth by accident

will dean

hes got that dog in him https://apnews.com/article/dogs-attack-vehicles-houston-captured-98dbec11efdd574a307a4f3b89db10e7

will dean

keep that cpap handy my boy https://apnews.com/article/stabbing-murder-charge-snoring-complaints-926cf9ccc87af811f099142e8801fabb

will dean

https://apnews.com/article/stabbing-murder-charge-snoring-complaints-926cf9ccc87af811f099142e8801fabb

will dean

https://www.npr.org/2023/11/24/1214974578/giant-tumbleweed-california

Parker Eldridge

That new Netflix doc American nightmare, shit is wild

Natalie Ramos

This Chinese marathon runner was disqualified from the race because he was chain smoking the entire time. https://torontosun.com/sports/other-sports/chinese-marathon-runner-disqualified-for-chain-smoking-through-entire-race

Natalie Ramos

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2024/jan/20/retired-teachers-pension-stopped-as-provider-refuses-to-believe-she-is-not-dead. A retired teacher has had her pension payments stopped four times because her pension provider repeatedly refuses to accept that she is not dead.

Liam

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12448337/amp/Albanian-murderer-uses-phone-smuggled-UK-jail-cell-drone-flirt-women-TikTok-play-online-games-criminals-prisons.html

Carson Theis

“Harambe Documentary Vindicates Ape” https://www.yews.news/edition/1-22-24-10am

Chally Cheese Sauce

Albanian Harriet Tubman. Free her 🇦🇱 https://news.sky.com/story/amp/albanian-woman-jailed-as-texts-reveal-how-she-helped-smugglers-get-people-across-channel-13011508

Chally Cheese Sauce

“Too Fat To Kill” https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna33509300 “…he's expected to tell jurors he wouldn't have had the energy needed to climb and descend the staircase where prosecutors say the killer was perched when he shot Paul Duncsak, a 40-year-old pharmaceutical executive…” “stood 5 feet 8 and tipped the scales at 285 pounds, and that he was in such bad physical shape that he couldn't have pulled off the shooting or the fast getaway the killer made.” “Ates' attorney Walter Lesnevich said his client's weight has caused Ates' asthma, sleep apnea and other obesity-related ailments. ‘You look at Ed and you don't need to hear it from a doctor,’ Lesnevich said.”

Charlie Yamine

Who cares

Figs

Razzie nominations led by ‘Expend4bles’ https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/22/entertainment/44th-razzie-nominations/index.html

Sufyan

THE MFN RAVENS HOSTING THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP AND RONNIE BEING THE HONORARY CAPTIAN SO HE GETS TO MAKE SEX TO TAYLOR SWIFT THE HONORARY CAPTAIN OF THE CHIEFS GOOO BIRDS

Kdot aka SAVED ALL MY SEMAN SINCE HYENAS FINALE!!!

Need a play by play or at least solid update on Ronnie’s day at the Bank on Sunday

James Harnisher

https://www.forbes.com/sites/lesliekatz/2024/01/09/ai-may-have-generated-this-new-george-carlin-comedy-special/amp/ New hour special from George Carlin done by AI

Alec Spencer

https://thepostmillennial.com/wisconsin-university-chancellor-who-was-fired-after-making-porn-with-his-wife-vows-to-continue-onlyfans-channel A great man fired for practicing free speech

Tyler Fredrickson

https://wtop.com/trending-now/2024/01/kansas-couple-charged-with-collecting-mans-retirement-while-keeping-his-body-in-their-home-6-years/ Couple kept a dead relative in there house to collect benefits!

Chab

Gary Busey Stares Down Paparazzi while he pees in public (blurred images of Buddy’s Hog included) https://pagesix.com/2024/01/11/entertainment/gary-busey-stares-at-paps-as-he-pulls-down-pants-and-seemingly-relieves-himself-in-public/amp/

taylor myers

https://www.thefader.com/2024/01/22/philippines-leader-flies-presidential-helicopter-to-coldplay-concert?utm_source=%3Futm_source%3Dtfig&utm_campaign=later-linkinbio-thefader&utm_content=later-40575012&utm_medium=social

A Close Friend of the Family

I get all my news from the US Sun Lifestyle section. "I’m a body image coach with big boobs – I gave up on bras years ago but still wear two when I go running" https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/10138160/body-image-coach-big-boobs-bra-free/

Hannah

https://www.kcra.com/article/sacramento-woman-stanley-cup-arrest-roseville-store/46489574

Schmittie

https://apple.news/AXlww56DtSaujTpnJipjMVw Comment on the mom who got repilled and died in the Rockies with her sister and child

Randomtestuser

https://greekcitytimes.com/2024/01/22/thessaloniki-woman-bugged-her-childs-stuffed-animal-to-spy-on-her-ex-husband/ Greek Woman Bugged the stuffed animal of her daughter to stalk him

Sai

This article just came out in People https://people.com/adam-pearson-neurofibromatosis-actors-with-disabilities-8547253

Adam Ismail

You guys absolutely must review the jellyfish UFO that flew straight through a military base on camera: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/01/11/jellyfish-ufo-uap-iraq-video/72194125007/ Government sources have confirmed the footage and congress had a closed door hearing last week!

Kyle Winkler

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/17/italian-province-orders-all-dogs-to-be-dna-tested-in-poo-crackdown

Taylor

Would Benjamin Franklin have taken Ozempic? https://www.inquirer.com/health/ozempic-reveals-our-battle-with-cravings-20240121.html

michele

https://news.wsu.edu/press-release/2023/01/23/bisexuals-use-cannabis-more-frequently-for-coping-enhancement/

Jack James

https://www.foxnews.com/media/former-university-chancellor-defends-suspension-vegan-porn-videos-lost-friends.amp

Jack Morgan

would love to hear your thoughts on the infamous Hooters vs. Baltimore feud https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/economy/baltimore-hooters-harborplace-inner-harbor-T6DL45JASFD4JF4UADWUCDBKQE/

Roy

Birmingham Police at it again lol https://youtu.be/O6vreNXTGUc?si=TfxjsoMBw7U4-CmO

Stephen Short

“Luxury seaside complex turning ancient Athens into a 'mini-Dubai' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12955397/The-6-8bn-luxury-seaside-complex-turning-ancient-Athens-mini-Dubai-Locals-fear-huge-development-featuring-650ft-towers-marina-mega-yachts-casino-make-city-playground-uber-rich-Greekness-wiped-out.html

Josh Worley

Get your dues Eldis! https://albaniandailynews.com/news/27-of-albanian-employees-are-overqualified-for-work-they-do

Charlie Yamine

Please cover the cloud rapper Viper’s arrest for locking a woman in his basement! https://youtu.be/wV3gEK2aCOk?si=8noyuCqEheT4o88J

Bryan Friedel

I would love to hear the fellas debunk if stevie wonder was actually blind or it was just an insane bit. Shaq said stevie said hello to him in an elevator. Need analysis asap stav https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/stevie-wonder-shaquille-oneal-not-blind-905599-20230512

Lakeboss

Thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE74QUIubxs (note: this person is alive and well!)

Amanda

“Subway customer complained of numb lips after allegedly finding white powder on sandwich” https://www.rgj.com/story/life/food/2024/01/04/potent-parmesan-cheese-mix-allegedly-made-reno-subway-customers-lips-numb/72085725007/

_

Chinese marathon runner disqualified for chain-smoking through entire race - https://torontosun.com/sports/other-sports/chinese-marathon-runner-disqualified-for-chain-smoking-through-entire-race

Meowmeowbeanz

Oklahoma bill bans ‘furries’ from school, requires parents or animal control to pick them up https://www.wdbo.com/news/oklahoma-bill-bans-furries-school-requires-parents-or-animal-control-pick-them-up/XEJGPAPYMBBTDHWFPENKDPUZXE/

Myk McGrane

Fucking sacrilege honestly

Papa Stu

https://www.cp24.com/mobile/news/transport-truck-hauling-70k-worth-of-pistachios-stolen-in-waterloo-region-in-second-nut-related-theft-in-recent-months-1.6736345

Josh Worley

They look EXACTLY how you picture they would https://www.vanityfair.com/style/albania-crown-prince-and-princess-divorce

Myk McGrane

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1749473306305265735?s=20 Missing bolts on the aircraft of a Virgin Atlantic airliner were spotted by a passenger and they had to cancel the flight.

Michael Feldman

old but good. this was referenced on a previous kush brothers but whoever told the story completely botched it https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/

kant1991___

More historical oddity than news, but it recently came out that one of Churchill's advisors had a caning fetish and set up an entire fake boarding school on an island, pretended to be a teenager (in his 50s) and had the other boys cane him. https://www.irishcentral.com/news/churchill-advisor-irish-brendan-bracken-school-caned-by-boys

Travis

Portland man who created dog poop bomb to explode on ex-friend narrowly avoids prison https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/09/portland-man-who-created-dog-poop-bomb-to-explode-on-ex-friend-narrowly-avoids-prison.html

Myk McGrane

Also....

Myk McGrane

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1749482441516150918?s=20 Virgin Atlantic Drag Queen flight crew corporate sponsored commercial.

Meowmeowbeanz

Pastor accused of trying to throw a cook into a deep fryer at McDonald's for 'disrespecting' his wife https://www.businessinsider.com/north-carolina-pastor-arrested-tried-to-deep-fry-mcdonalds-cook-2023-12

Joseph Pavlick

https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3

Tubabock

https://www.livenowfox.com/news/couples-dog-eats-4000-in-cash

Big Guy

Are you okay do you need a wellness check

Amanda

“Southwest flight attendant mistakes ordinary passenger for Snoop Dogg” https://www.weau.com/2024/01/19/southwest-airlines-flight-attendant-mistakes-ordinary-passenger-snoop-dogg/?outputType=amp

Hey Guy

You have a midlife crisis and get a corvette you're letting everybody know about it. Why havnt we seen em

Petey

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna134995

greysonjaracz

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-double-uterus-birth-ca9af645bdd9301adf0c42ea29eef93a

Hey Guy

Everybody who went through aim, limewire,MySpace,and facebook went you could send sheep has seen 1-2 videos of a horse fucking a man but has anyone seen a scientifically engineered pussy? Do they really exist?

Andrew Gannon

In more weird priest sex news: Argentinian bishop/ popes ghost writer in trouble for sexual books he wrote in the 90s. One called Heal Me with Your Mouth https://apnews.com/article/vatican-doctrine-samesex-fernandez-pope-0d52cfc6fd30f14b0f57ba8c83843820

Jacob Bundy

https://www.vice.com/en/article/93kvw5/greek-mafia-boss-vangelis-zambounis-executed-athens-leaked-footage-shows

SpaceLenin

Ranch flavored chapstick going wild https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/ranch-flavored-lip-balm-was-an-april-fools-joke-now-its-sold-out/

Ian Morris

Anal bead chess cheating allegations denied

ChocolateAxe

Bills coach Sean McDermott apologizes for crediting 9/11 hijackers for their coordination while talking to team in 2019 https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/bills-coach-sean-mcdermott-apologizes-911-hijackers-reference-team-meeting-2019/

greysonjaracz

https://news.sky.com/story/italian-province-orders-dna-tests-for-all-dogs-to-trace-and-fine-owners-in-poo-crackdown-13051387

Ian Morris

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/26/1201734274/chess-hans-niemann-anal-beads-cheating

Rusty Shackleford

In 1997 the entire country of Albania got wrapped up in a giant pyramid scheme https://unherd.com/2022/01/how-albania-became-a-pyramid-scheme/

FungiMagi

Kentucky thinks aliens have USD to spend so they advertise their state to outerspace https://apnews.com/article/extraterrestrial-visitors-lexington-tourism-849580571040fd1704c67ddc1b2b6589

Slickback

https://www.complex.com/life/a/alex-ocho/pastor-tried-to-deep-fry-mcdonalds-cook?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=social_widget_share

Slickback

https://www.complex.com/life/a/tracewilliamcowen/florida-man-lawsuit-toilet-explosion-dunkin?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=social_widget_share

Slickback

https://www.complex.com/life/a/cmplxtara-mahadevan/man-sets-fire-opens-bag-of-chips-with-lighter?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=social_widget_share

Matthew Roth

https://apnews.com/article/ban-humorous-messages-electronic-highway-signs-3c7b0d11475d2b255f7edd197af771cc

Slickback

https://www.complex.com/life/a/tracewilliamcowen/cop-sucks-oral-drug-test-video?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=social_widget_share

Luca Wilder

https://apnews.com/article/russia-cat-trains-twix-conductor-social-media-17def222eab03954b1becf250c59e743

Isaac Wright

https://news.sky.com/story/neil-parish-mp-accused-of-watching-porn-in-commons-to-resign-after-being-told-position-untenable-12602430

Will

This has a lot more detail but may be paywalled.

FungiMagi

Man kills neighbor over loud snoring https://apnews.com/article/stabbing-murder-charge-snoring-complaints-926cf9ccc87af811f099142e8801fabb Made me think of the caller who was buggin’ over their neighbor gettin’ it in the mornings.

Will

https://defector.com/the-sex-fest-keeps-getting-worse-and-worse

Shookie Dookie

Italian government tracking DNA of dogs poop to fine owners who don’t clean it up https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dog-mess-poop-fine-italy-street-b2481549.html

Indyforever

https://albaniandailynews.com/news/gjkko-postpones-decision-on-beleri-s-appeal Fredi Beleri update

Bryan Doyle

Burger King workers now have to give you a crown and say "you rule," per Bloomberg. Source: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-01-19/burger-king-is-serving-whoppers-with-a-side-of-cringe

Cameron Rezendes

Church of Albania’s take on Gay Marriage: https://orthodoxtimes.com/church-of-albania-on-same-sex-marriage-unnaturalness-cannot-be-made-natural-by-law/

jack

just wanna say you guys missed the funniest part of the anthony edwards texts - send da photo and the AI baby

Will

These guys reach sexual maturity, then have “sex fests” where the males fuck the females until they die. Also they eat each other mid-sex fest

peter victordelta

https://www.wlwt.com/article/sheriff-salem-ohio-man-found-living-dead-wife-6-years-rv/46467973#

Gavin Prester

https://www.ksn.com/news/national-world/reformed-mobster-went-after-one-last-score-when-he-stole-ruby-slippers-from-the-wizard-of-oz/

cam

I got my dick sucked by a guy and it wasn't better than a girl

Cameron Rezendes

Albanian Ambassador: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12897139/Albanias-ambassador-illegally-sneaked-Britain.html

Quo vrep

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/qa-dean-phillips-says-biden-likely-lose-election-trump-2024-01-09/

biggerbrainboi

https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-bill-sex-first-cousins-not-incest-nick-wilson-1861398?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark This guy isn't doing much to dispel the idea that people in the south are cousin fuckers

Emma W

Y’all need to cover the Josh wine phenomenon

DeepAYG

Obligatory Albania news story Albania's new ambassador to the UK illegally sneaked into Britain on the back of a lorry and lied about fleeing from the Kosovo war https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12897139/amp/Albanias-ambassador-illegally-sneaked-Britain.html

Dave

https://nypost.com/2024/01/18/news/north-carolina-police-chief-jon-clark-fired-asking-captains-wife-for-nude-photos/

Will

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/meet-sex-mad-marsupial-literally-kills-5811465

Erin

Has stavy covered the J tunnels yet?

jimbo_999

Old, but woman dies before Guinness can confirm her record as the oldest skydiver https://www.npr.org/2023/10/11/1205280562/104-woman-dies-skydiving-record#:~:text=A%20104%2Dyear%2Dold%20woman,her%20record%20as%20oldest%20skydiver&text=Brookdale%20Senior%20Living-,Dorothy%20Hoffner%2C%20104%2C%20went%20skydiving%20Oct.,Living%20said%20in%20a%20statement.