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Daily Life With A Lilim Chapter 9
🕑 Added 2022-01-14 08:50:45 +0000 UTC~Pillow Talk Under The Stars~
We find Stanley and Ezraphel in the same position they usually end up in when alone together with nothing in particular to do nowadays. That is, laid out butt naked and sweaty with an overwhelming air of satisfaction between them. Tonight however they switch things up by camping out in the backyard laying on an extra thick futon to soak in the cool air while gazing at the darkened sky and wondering to themselves just when it actually got dark.
Now that he wasn’t in any danger of losing his sense of self through corruption and actually had the ability to meet the sexual demands of Ezraphel Stanley has more or less embraced his new role as the thirst quencher for his Lilim girlfriend. Sex has now become a major part of his life and Stanley can say with the utmost certainty that it was a much welcomed change.
When people say sex relieves stress he thought they meant cumming since there was always that release of pressure from the act but that wasn’t the case. Sex, the act of love making or just plain old fucking was damn therapeutic in a way masturbation just could not compare. Also there is nothing on this earth that can compare to the sensation nutting inside Ezraphel.
Straight up!
He is pretty sure that not even guys who got their virginity taken by other Mamono experience what he did with Ezraphel. Their first time in particular was still vivid in his mind and stuck out as something special despite the numerous times they did it afterwards. The first time Stanley came inside Ezraphel he experienced a Doctor-Strange-type out of body experience where his mind ascended to the higher realms and Stanley, he shit you not, actually saw God.
Whether it was A God, The God or a fucking ROB he did not know but this higher being (who looked less like a person and more like a humanoid silhouette comprised of stars and galaxies) met Stanley’s gaze for a brief moment before chucking up a deuces. Then Stanley fell back through the cosmos and into his mind again. When he came to he realized he had been gone for a literal minute and Ezraphel hadn't noticed but that was only because he was still cumming inside of her.
Stanley never told Ezraphel about his experience. It was partly because he didn’t fully believe it was real and partly because he was high on life right now and questions on the existence of a hypothetical supreme being would just harsh his buzz.
Ezraphel was also high on life right now as over two months of hard work and tedious drama culminated into what has become the best two weeks of her life. The most satisfying part of this all was that she didn’t even need to use any charm spells (not that she would). This vigorous sex marathon was all her Stanley’s idea as he took advantage of the ‘full access’ she gave him to make some of the oddest yet undeniably delectable suggestions to spice up their Honeymoon.
After the initial ‘marathon phase’ as he called it, they were able to control themselves enough to not spend days having sex with reckless abandon. Not that they don’t have sex all the time, it’s that now they don’t lose themselves in the process…for the most part. As wonderful and fantastical as having sex for days on end sounded on paper the reality of such a thing is unfortunately a lot less so. No matter how much Mamono are able to survive and thrive on spirit energy the same could not be said for humans or even Incubi with demonic energy.
While Mamono mana can revitalize a man’s spirit energy and ignite their sex drive, humans and by extension Incubi aren’t built like Mamono and thus with each subsequent absorption of demonic energy there is a diminishing returns effect on their stamina and mental faculties. Also, no matter how miraculous demonic energy may seem it cannot be substituted for food and water.
In the case of Mamono while it is rare for the average Mamono to experience it, there is such a thing as too much spirit energy. Different species of Mamono can handle different amounts of Spirit Energy intake and it really depends on how quickly that species (or individual) can process the spirit energy into demonic energy and add it to their reserves. As a Lilim Ezraphel can do this rather quickly but even for her having too much before she could process would result in what the Succubi refer to as getting ‘cum drunk’.
It is exactly what it sounds like and yes, Mamono can literally get drunk on cum.
It lasts for about as long as it takes said Mamono to process the excess spirit energy and if it turns out she can’t then it is advisable for her stop or seek medical attention. Of course pausing long enough for a Mamono to process this spirit energy or worse, stopping outright, is made more difficult due to the mamono herself. Being ‘cum drunk’ is one of the most addictive feelings a mamono could go through and they are usually very insistent on staying that way for as long as possible. At that stage their partner (or partners) would be hard pressed to stop the Mamono or even themselves from indulging further.
Ezraphel had the absolute pleasure of being in this state several times throughout the week and it was only through her constitution and Stanley’s assertion on moderation that allowed her come down from that most glorious high. And speaking of being high, even without the excess spirit energy Ezraphel was feeling rather ‘high’ on the tingling between her thighs right now.
The Lilim was at last content with her life, at least that should have been the case yet for some reason she could not help but feel something was missing from all this. For the life of her Ezraphel could not put her finger on it though, for what could be missing? She and Stanley had reaffirmed their love for each other, there were no personal walls between them and they have hot, sticky and lovey dovey sex every day.
Really, what else could she possibly be missing?
Whatever it is she could sense the discontent in her Stanley as well. It was the reason why she was thinking about this so much! The question isn’t ‘what does Ezraphel think is missing in this relationship?’ it’s ‘what does Stanley think is missing in their relationship?’ and it was driving her up the walls since he kept pondering about it.
“Hey Ez?”
“Yes, my love?”
“Ever feel like there’s something missing?”
‘Oh gods, here it comes’
“I don’t understand what you mean?” she lied a bit nervously.
He did not make mention of her tone and continued to stare into the sky “I mean, you think we’re moving too fast with our relationship?”
Somewhere in the background of the Lilim’s mind the chibi Ezraphel that had been soaring through the sky in content caught turbulence got struck by holy lightning and crashed in a burning heap like a scene straight out of a cartoon.
On the inside she went ‘WHAT!?’
On The outside she gave a forced smile “w-what are you saying Stanley, we are not going too fast.”
If anything they weren’t going fast enough.
“Yeah no I think we’re definitely going too fast.”
‘WHY!?’ she internally cried.
“We skipped a few things.”
The internal crying paused ‘huh?’
“Huh?”
“We’ve never even been on a date.”
Ezraphel opened her mouth, closed it then opened it again with a tentative question “date?”
“Yeah” he gave her a look “don’t they have dates in your world” he paused “what would you call it, courtship?”
“I know what a date is Stanley. We do have those…” she trailed off.
“Oh, I’m surprised you didn’t even try to plan some kind of romantic evening together.”
Of course Ezraphel would have gotten around to doing that but “we are on our Honeymoon. Couples do not usually go on romantic outings until after this.”
“I’m pretty sure a Honeymoon is the perfect opportunity to go on romantic outings Ez.”
“…not for Mamono.”
“Okay now I know you’re making that up.”
“Am not!”
“Are too. Mamono go on about love so much why wouldn’t they go out on dates for their honeymoon?”
“Because then they wouldn’t have time to get to know each other…by having lots of sex.”
“…”
“…”
“Wow.”
“What?”
“Nothing, just…your culture is really weird.”
“Your culture is ‘really weird’ Stanley” she retorted with a huff.
“Wait do you mean ‘my’ culture as in Earth or just human culture in general?”
“Yes!”
“…okay I’ll give you that” he admitted easily enough.
“Hah!”
“But you seriously don’t see how ridiculous a relationship is when the couple starts off with sex first then get to know each other after they’re married?”
Ezraphel was confused now “what is so ridiculous about it? Mamono have the ability to instinctively choose the right partner to suite their taste and are able to further adapt to their partner’s personality traits afterwards.”
“And if their partner turns out to be the worst person?”
Ezraphel gave a mysterious smile “we have our ways.”
“You use magic to alter their personalities then” he spoke it as if stating a fact with no particular emotion or malice behind it.
Ezraphel winced knowing how he is against tampering with someone’s mind “I was referring more to our presence having a positive effect on men. Even without magic men cannot help but fall prey to our charms, we are more than just ‘fiends’ using magic to entrap men and have our way with them Stanley, we have an instinctive near mastery of the art of seduction.”
“Is that what happened to me?”
Ezraphel gave a coquettish grin “why? You mad?”
He gave her a brief deadpan stare from the corner of his eye before looking back up at the sky “I guess not but you do use magic to alter a man’s perception if he isn’t to your liking.”
Ezraphel lost her grin “I will admit that there are Mamono who are less respectful of a human’s individuality and will freely use magic to alter their mind to suite their taste”
‘Or for their own amusement’ Ezraphel thought whilst the memories of a Mindflayer came to forefront of her thoughts.
Perishing those thoughts Ezraphel continued “in some instances altering their minds is the best for everyone” she defended “would you rather have a psychopath influence a naïve yet powerful Mamono?”
Stanley’s mind immediately went to a Joker/Harley Quinn situation where the ‘Harley Quinn’ is a powerful Mamono who could do a lot of damage if influenced by her ‘Joker’ Husband to commit atrocities.
“Point”
“Anyway that was not what we were originally talking about” she said with a huff.
“Oh and what were we talking about?”
She gave a coy smile “you were about to ask me out on a date.”
“Really? That doesn’t sound like something I would do” he replied conversationally while adopting a pondering look “nope I don’t think I was going to do that, Ez”
“Yes. You. Were~” she sang with teasing smirk.
“Nooo” he dragged out “I was asking why you haven’t taken me out on a date.”
Ezraphel’s jaw dropped and she sputtered somewhat “i-it is tradition for the men to take the women out for a romantic evening.”
Stanley gave a shit eating grin and spoke in with an announcers voice “welcome to Earth where Women’s Rights, Gender Equality and Fem Nazis have made it so that I can have my wife take me out on a date without taking any blows to my manhood. Also I’m paying for it either way so…” he paused to stretch “manhood secured~”
“…I was correct in my earlier words, your culture is weird.”
“Ezraphel you know me” his eyes narrowed “you probably know more about me than I am comfortable with.”
“I have no idea what you mean” she said diverting her eyes.
He didn’t believe her one bit, even he would notice there was something afoot with how in sync she seemed to be with his thoughts lately.
“Anyway, I already told you how terrible I am with relationships. A romantic date is impossible for me” in that he has no motivation to even attempt to plan such a thing.
“Then why mention it at all?” she was quite content without knowing that.
“Because I cannot help but want to have some form of normalcy in this relationship” despite also being somewhat content.
“I did not expect this from you Stanley” that is, making an effort to bring something to the relationship that would inconvenience him.
“Me neither” he agreed “I guess this is just one of those things where you have to experience it for yourself to really know what you’d do.”
If this was pre-relationship/virgin Stanley he would have said he would be content with the sex and not bother dating if he didn’t have to.
“I still believe you should be the one to take me out Stanley.”
“I hear your words and so I would like to present my counterpoint” he paused dramatically “we could plan our date, together?”
“That…is a wonderful idea~” she gushed and gave him a kiss.
“I know…”
Stanley wasn’t going to take on the arduous task of actually planning something romantic. He swore to himself at the beginning that he would not stress about stuff in this relationship and just have Ezraphel lead. Then he realized he would be the one to pay for whatever inane and expensive thing Ezraphel suggested and so thought up a compromise that would be less taxing on his wallet.
“I think my work here is done” he made to sit up only for a sinuous tail to wrap around his torso and drag him back down. Once down Ezraphel straddled and loomed over him like a sexy specter of the night.
“Now who said your ‘job’ was finished Stanley~”
Oh shit she was giving him the look.
Stanley started sputtering “o-oh come on Ez! I came like nine times just now! What time is it anyway?”
In response she conjured a clock “7:47pm” she said before tossing the electronic to give the trapped man beneath her a salacious grin “that means we have 4 hours and 13 minutes to work on breaking your record before the day is officially over~” she sang cheerily.
“B-but that’s impossible” he whimpered.
Two hands caressed either side of his face “do not worry Stanley, I believe in you.”
“That is not-oooh~” his retort cut midway into a moan as he felt himself slip into her, a feeling that he will never get used to.
Ezraphel was in rapture “ah~ back where you belong and I won’t let you go until you break that record~”
“But you said-ah~” again he was cut off when she started bouncing.
“I believe in you! Go for ten Stanley! GO.FOR.TEN~”
~Date Plans~
Considering Stanley’s hermit lifestyle, Ezraphel’s status as an illegal interdimensional ‘alien’ and neither of them having been on a date before, planning one would be a new experience for the both of them. They both lay on the couch or rather Ezraphel laid on the couch with her head on the armrest, Stanley laid on Ezraphel with his head sandwiched between her boobs and his laptop lay on his thighs.
“Okay so you have any ideas you want to throw in for this?”
Ezraphel who was playing with his hair replied “I am not particularly picky-”
Upon hearing that Stanley interrupted “Bull. Shit. Also you aren’t allowed to cop out of this one Ez. There is no ‘I’ in team.”
The Lilim pouted at his curse but hummed in thought “well I may have some ideas from what I have observed from couples at home. I do not know how those would work here however.”
“Let’s face it we need all the ideas we can get and besides some things are just multiversal, they couldn’t be that far off” he assured.
“Well, couples in the Royal Makai would see a Play”
Said Plays would usually devolve into orgies due to their content but human Plays would not have such content in them.
“No plays here, well there are but I’m not into those. We do have Movie Theatres though.”
“I take it by the name this is a place where one goes to view a movie”
“Yep but new ones that won’t be shown on stream for almost a year”
“But they will be shown on the ‘stream’ correct?”
“Yeah”
“…why not wait until then?”
“A bunch of reasons actually” Stanley began in an uncharacteristically lecturing tone “buying a ticket helps to support the people involved in the production and distribution process. Theatre ticket sales help with analysis and are one of the main things that help to determine whether a movie is successful or not, the outcome of which will determine whether or not the company will make more content based on that movie. Since movies go to theatres first you get to see the movie sooner than others and in this age of interconnectivity and internet trolls the chances of having the movie plot spoiled online is very high. Plus the cinematic experience is one of the modern staples of human social interaction since the last century, it is truly unique and one of a kind.”
Ezraphel blinked honestly taken aback by the very verbose explanation of what she understood is a social activity. He was usually so chevalier about social customs.
It made her suspicious.
“Do you go to the movie theatre Stanley?”
“Pfft, fuck no!”
‘Ah there it is’ Ezraphel thought as she listened to his ranting.
“Why would I spend money on an overpriced ticket with overpriced food, sitting in a dark crowded room with a bunch of strangers watching something that’s going to be available for public viewing online for a tenth of the cost in a couple of months?”
Stanley caught himself and looked back to see Ezraphel was staring at him with a raised eyebrow.
Feeling a little embarrassed at his display he cleared his throat and continued more calmly “also movie theatres are meant to be enjoyed with friends, families and loved ones. Since I didn’t have any of those on hand I don’t see the point in trying. Now I have one of those things. I mean I have you now and I want to try those things with you.”
At the end of his words Stanley took a deep breath, closed his eyes and placed the laptop on the nearby coffee table then waited. Not even a moment later and he was hit by hurricane Ezraphel being smothered in hugs, kisses and squeals.
If there was any solace, at least she didn’t start stripping.
Ten Minutes Later…
“You get that out of your system?” an irritated and disheveled Stanley covered in hickeys glared.
“For now~”
He grumbled at that and they resumed their previous position “alright so movies” he started checking what was showing in the nearby theatre and cringed “of course, the one time I wanted to go to the damn movies and there’s nothing showing worth watching” he grumbled.
“Are you sure?” she said pointing at a specific show “that looks interesting.”
“It’s not” he said flatly “its garbage and I will not waste my money watching trash blowing in the wind onscreen” he paused again to look back at Ezraphel then took a breath “there is more than one theatre and they don’t all show the exact same thing at any given time.”
And so for the next hour Stanley searched to find a theatre showing something that would be worth the price of admission. That is how his thought process started before it turned into finding a decent place for his girlfriend who would be going into a movie theatre for the first time.
Ezraphel felt the mounting frustration on his part and decided to end the search with a few well placed words “there is no need to continue searching Stanley. While I would love to enjoy this ‘cinematic experience’ I much prefer our first outing to be enjoyable for the both of us.”
Stanley looked conflicted “I mean…if you’re sure?”
She gave him a chaste kiss and smiled reassuringly “I am”
“Cool” he turned back around “then I guess we can just go out to eat at a fancy restaurant.”
Behind him his girlfriend perked up ‘restaurant, gourmet meals, new recipes!?’
“Let’s do that” she said immediately startling the man.
“Okay, you seem eager. Any particular reason why?”
“I am very interested to see earth cuisine done by a recognized gourmet chef.”
Stanley blinked then scoffed “well I don’t know about that but if you’re looking for the best in the area” he hit up Yelp and after a few minutes he found the best restaurant in the area, according to ratings and reviews.
“Ta-da”
“What is this?”
“It’s a website exclusively used for reviewing restaurants” he informed.
Now she was thoroughly interested “how have I never encountered such a thing?” she wondered.
Ever since she started, Ezraphel has really gotten into cooking, preparing the ingredients, experimenting with new recipes and most importantly watching the expression of satisfaction on her Stanley’s face whenever he consumes them. There was a unique feeling of pride with every dish she prepares for him and the positive and dare she say appreciative feedback she receives might just be the third best feeling of Ezraphel’s life.
The best feeling in Ezraphel’s life is and will always be when Stanley finishes inside after pounding her for the better part of an hour. Although that feeling might be eclipsed when she gives birth to his children which is a certainty but she is getting ahead of herself.
“The internet is as vast and mysterious as the oceans themselves” Stanley answered sagely “not even I have been able to explore all its depths.”
And really that was deliberate on his part. Some things were just meant to go undiscovered.
Back to the restaurants though, unlike the movies they had a great deal more selection this time around. The best part is that these restaurants weren’t exactly the type of high class places where they would need to dress up to enter. Most of them just had good customer service, an amiable atmosphere and great tasting food.
“Okay so it all boils down to two things in each restaurant-” was about as far as he got before Ezraphel gently pushed him aside to seize his laptop “what the hell?”
“Shush Stanley” she said getting comfortable “you got to choose our destination the first time, now it is my turn.”
Stanley’s mouth dropped before he rolled his eyes and scooted away “fine whatever” he said petulantly.
Ezraphel glanced at him for a moment before going back to the screen “do not worry Stanley, you can play with my tail while I am busy.”
“The hell is that supposed to mean?”
At that point Ezraphel got into perusing the restaurant options while everything else became background noise.
“Whoa, the fuck? Ez, Ez? Knock it off!”
Ezraphel quickly began to familiarize herself with the layout of the website. Stanley was kind enough to configure it in a way so that it would list the restaurants within several miles of this very house. No matter what she chose the longest would take at best an hour to reach by vehicle, depending on traffic.
“Dammit woman, get your tail under control before I- hey let go of my pants!”
Stanley did more than just made it so it showed restaurants, he made it so that it showed restaurants popular with couples which was so thoughtful and romantic~
“You’re being a real bitch right now, I hope you know that!”
“…”
*RIIIP*
“My pants!”
It would seem that restaurants frequented by couples were very popular because even among what must have been a very specific set of prerequisites the website provided a wide array of options for her to choose. Choices ranged in quantity depending on quality and diversity with the restaurant providing different themes, aesthetics, cuisines of different cultures and so on.
*Struggling noises in the background*
“Fuck it, do whatever you want.”
Luckily with each restaurant she selected there were also comments from actual patrons there to specifically help in her decision. Ezraphel could tell that these were not critics in the professional sense but rather everyday people who gave their honest opinions on the place. Though there are a few diatribes that try to sound as professional as they can about it, much to her amusement.
As a princess Ezraphel was more than familiar with sophistry.
Throughout it all though, she managed to find what she was looking for.
“I am finished Stanley~”
She looked to the side to see her husband sprawled out on the sofa. His eyes were glazed, there was drool at the corner of his lips and he was without pants as her tail continued to jerk him off with the dexterous expertise most professional masseuses only wished they had.
“And from the looks of it, so are you~” she cooed.
His glazed eyes glared at her and he managed to rasp out “I will…get you…b-ACK…for this” he swore.
Ignoring the promise of reprisal on his part Ezraphel shot forward like a python and her mouth enveloped his member a moment before he released. Just to be a dick Stanley forced her head down to take all of him inside her throat which would have been effective if Ezraphel did not expect such a play and actually counted on him doing it.
Ezraphel absolutely loves the sensation of his thick meat sliding all the way down her throat.
After a minute Stanley was finally finished, five minutes and he was coming down but it took five more before Ezraphel finally deigned to release him. Despite the fact that he was long enough to reach all the way down her throat and thick enough for said throat to bulge Ezraphel took a particularly long time to pull away. She savored every single bump, ridge and stimulation he made while sliding out and throughout it all she never stopped sucking.
Stanley could only stare at the woman as she purposefully dragged out the process of pulling her mouth away from his member. He said it before and he would say it a thousand more times but it was times like this where he is reminded that Ezraphel was truly a goddamn sex fiend.
It was willpower and stubbornness that prevented him from becoming hard again. That and he purposefully distracted himself by looking at her eyes rather than at his foot long meat sliding out her mouth, every inch literally spit-cleaned and blow-dried. Normally looking into a succubus’ eyes would be detrimental to curbing a man’s sex drive but in this case there was a legitimate reason for his lack of follow up erection.
Ezraphel had hearts in her eyes.
His hands blindly and frantically groped around for his phone, he dared not break eye contact with the Lilim who seemed to be in too much of a trance-like state to even blink. Of all the weird, mysterious and bullshit phenomena that happens around Ezraphel, her getting heart-eyes is one the more surreal experiences. It was also the most frustrating since Ezraphel seems to be completely unaware of this and he figured the reason was whenever she exhibits this she is in a heightened state of pleasure.
How high?
The kind that rappers only wish they get.
Conversely the heart-eyes phenomenon is about as elusive as common sense is to those so-called ‘experts’ on Ancient Aliens. One moment you think you have it aand it’s gone. Stanley figured this one was going to last as long as it took for her to completely pull off of his dick which meant he had a few more seconds. Luckily he managed to find his phone, input the password, get to the camera and get her face in focus. Just as his thumb was about to take the shot, Ezraphel reached his head and she vacuum sucked as if getting the last traces of juice through a straw.
“GRK!”
The sudden sensation was enough to have him screw up the first pic which was a blurry mess ‘shit!’
Gritting his teeth to ignore the sudden build up of pleasure and something else he aimed the slight shaky phone at Ezraphel who continued to look into his eyes (now the camera) and grinned before he snapped the picture then immediately drop the phone and arch his head back as he came a second time. This second time had him grinning with a feeling of accomplishment and triumph mixed with the relief.
From his position, resting his head on the armrest he looked down in time to see Ezraphel pull off his flaccid penis. She opened her mouth to show him nearly overflowing white then swallowed it in a single gulp, not a single trace was left back.
“Delicious as always Stanley~” she purred leaning on the opposite end of the armchair with one leg over head rest spreading her legs wide to show a wet spot in her shorts.
‘That’s hot…and little disgusting’
Yeesh and he thought the fanfics were just exaggerating on how juicy Mamono get when they’re excited. In any case since Ezraphel was coming off her high he thought it would be a great time to hit her with a distraction before this devolves any further and…
“No” he whispered, his eyes shaky and hands trembled as he viewed the picture on screen.
It was Ezraphel with his cock in her mouth mid suction but her eyes were closed and if that was the end then it wouldn’t have been so bad however, his eyes twitched when he saw Ezraphel was giving a god damn peace sign in the picture.
‘What the fuck is this!?’
His eyes snapped towards her and she gave him an innocent smile, not aware of the transgression she had done…then she started to use the soles of her feet to massage his half erect member to full mast.
~Moderation Is Key~
Of all the fetishes he’d read and watched in hentai Stanley never thought in a million years that he would have developed one for feet, no matter the circumstances. He still didn’t have a foot fetish but there was something about having Ezraphel’s oddly soft soles massaging his thicker-than-a-snicker Lilim pecker that really got him going. And it would have gotten him here too, unfortunately the pleasures of her ministration was being overtaken by his mounting frustration.
It didn’t take long for Ezraphel to realize what was happening since his emotion hit her like a truck causing her emotions to do an abrupt 180 from lustful to shock and a bit of concern. Her feet receded and with that distraction gone Stanley junior shrank down in relief.
“Is something wrong Stanley?” the Lilim hazarded.
“…no…everything is…fine…”
It was petty, it was stupid to be this emotional over a damn picture but that damn heart-eyes... Stanley now knew why people are so obsessed with Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, aliens or other folklore. Why stupid shit like Ghost Hunters and Ancient Aliens are still a thing. People want to believe it’s real and would look to anyone who could possibly prove it, no matter how ridiculous, inconsistent or fucking stupid they are.
Except in this instance Stanley knew it was real, he has seen it multiple times. Fuck even some Mamono have goddamn Heart-eyes and yet for some inexplicable reason Ezraphel denies its existence, why?
Oh, he knew the reason why.
‘That bitch’
It’s all a conspiracy but Stanley wasn’t about to let it go. Partly because he wanted to prove her wrong, partly because he wanted to get to the bottom of this ‘conspiracy’ and also he subconsciously realized that obsessing over it would keep his mind distracted and disrupt the pacing Ezraphel would set up for sex. It didn’t work all the time but it sure as hell does some of the time and that’s good enough for Stanley’s subconscious higher brain function.
“One of these days Ez, one of these days” he grumbled to himself.
“What?”
“Nothing” he looked away then pinched the bridge of his nose “this is getting out of hand.”
He was upset and that in turn made her feel bad so she began crawling over to him “Stanley-”
“No! You stay over there” he snapped only to regret it when he saw the hurt look on her face.
“Okay” she said, looking forlorn.
A long drawn out groan escaped his lips at his screw up ‘god-fucking-dammit-Stan’
“Okay Ez, I didn’t mean for it to come out like that, I’m just frustrated. It has nothing to do with you”
She gave him a look, one part hopeful and another part skeptical “really?”
A pause.
“Okay it has a little to do with you”
Another pause.
“Actually it has a lot to do with you” he admitted.
“Oh”
“But-BUT, I have enough pattern recognition to see where this was going eventually” he explained.
“Oh?”
He gave her a flat look that screamed seriously before counting off his fingers “first it was a long makeout session, then you give me a tail job and followed up with a blowjob” his stare was piercing “tell me that the next step wasn’t going to be me pounding away at you balls deep?”
For a moment she cupped her now crimson cheeks with a lewd smile and wiggling tail as she fantasized about that very prospect “o-oh my~” then suddenly aware of Stanley’s leery gaze she snapped out of the fantasy and yelled “I-I mean, no!”
“…” he quirked an eyebrow.
Ezraphel succumbed almost immediately and looked away while adopting a sheepish expression before whispering “I was going to be on top this time.”
“See this is what I’m talking about!”
“I’m sorry, I can’t help it!” Ezraphel wailed “you are just so small and cute and…” she started gesturing wildly in his direction before blurting out “irresistible~”
“Okay first of all I ain’t ‘small’ or ‘cute’ I’m a little shorter than the average human male and at best I’m handsome” he emphasized “second, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, I am hardly as ‘irresistible’ as you seem to think.”
“But you are” she stated firmly.
“No I’m not” he retorted with confidence.
“Yes you are” Ezraphel would not be deterred.
“I’m really not” he assured “and I am absolutely fine with that.”
This time Ezraphel sighed “Stanley, you should not sell yourself short…” she trailed off looking at the man awkwardly “um…”
“What? It’s a turn of phrase. It has nothing to do with my height”
“I’m sorry but you look so cute when you get annoyed, my little man~” she gushed.
“See that right there, that would piss me off” he glared then snatched the tail creeping towards him, deliberately not touching the sensitive spade “and this is what I meant by getting out of hand. Jesus Christ Ez, we can’t even plan a freaking date without it devolving into sex and I get that’s your thing but…” he trailed off as a thought occurred “be honest with me Ez, is this whole constant sex thing a phase or are you just trying to spare my feelings because this is how our relationship is going to be going forward?”
“…I mean…it is not…necessarily true…”
As she tried to regain her thoughts in order to explain herself Stanley sat up straight and stared ahead “you know, it just occurred to me. I read most of the profiles on the MGE wiki, I even read a bunch of fanfiction on what life would be like for a guy married to a Lilim. I guess those wouldn’t have been very good examples since they were all written by humans. So I’m asking you Ez, as a Lilim, what would you say a daily life with a Lilim would be like?”
He gave her a sideways glance, she returned it, unable or unwilling to answer the question.
At least it was for a moment before she sighed “well mother said it would be a life filled with happiness, love and hedonistic pleasures most mortals would not even be able to fathom so” she trailed off in a chuckle
“Aren’t you sisters married?”
“Some of them are but that is not the point” she answered before composing herself “I apologize Stanley, in my enthusiasm I may have taken advantage of your ignorance towards my culture to…indulge myself.”
“You didn’t answer my question though. What exactly am I in for with being your husband?”
Ezraphel tapped her chin “well I will definitely try to let it be a life filled with happiness, love and hedonistic pleasures most mortals would not even be able to fathom.”
“Oh brother” he rolled his eyes.
She smiled cheekily and turned fully to him “but~ I will also do all the menial work around the house to ensure its upkeep” Ezraphel leaned forward “I will cook for you, I will support you, I will comfort you and I will protect you” she began to crawl towards him “should you wish it, I will use the power at my disposal to make your every wish a reality~”
Stanley laughed nervously as she cupped his cheek, the utter look of adoration made him swallow “heh, well that’s just not fair. What the hell am I supposed to say after you go and make a declaration like that? I mean, you look like you’ve got everything all figured out.”
“I am sure you can think of something.”
“…”
“…”
“Y-you want me to say it right now?”
She continued to look at him expectantly.
“I uh, guess I’ll just keep doing what I’ve been doing up to this point.”
“And that is?”
“Being your keeper” he answered bluntly before softening some “providing a roof over our heads, paying the bills, keeping you entertained and on a leash” he added.
“Oh my~”
“Metaphorically!” he added quickly “the leash is a metaphor for restraint Ez, I’m not into that kinky shit.”
“…spoilsport”
“What?”
“Nothing~”
He gave her a look before leaning forward to snake his arms around her waist “and I guess I also have the responsibility of keeping you satisfied”
“Aw Stanley~”
“However” he interrupted “we gotta have moderation Ez. Even if I was cool with the pace you’re setting we literally would not last long like this. Disregarding my hang-ups on it as a human, I still need to do my job” then he continued through gritted teeth “which gets very complicated when my girlfriend decides she wants sexy times and I end up losing an entire day!”
Ezraphel looked sufficiently guilty at that, Stanley had explained his work to her once and while most of what he said went over her head, what she did understand was that his work allowed him to do it at home most times and allows for what he called ‘flexible hours’. Meaning he can not only finish it at home but unless it is urgent he can complete it at any given point within a certain timeframe which is usually a week.
For Ezraphel that meant she could use this to maximize the amount of time spent with him.
“Sorry”
“Ah don’t…don’t apologize” he groaned “why is it that when I complain about a legitimate problem you cause I always end up feeling like more of an asshole than usual? Is this a woman thing? A marriage thing!? Is this how future arguments are going to play out between us? Because I gotta tell you Ez, if that’s the case I seriously have doubts about our future together.”
Of course he was being sarcastic but the Lilim took what he said at face value and with a shout of “NO!” took him in a forceful hug that would make most Yetis proud. And just like that Stanley once again inserted foot inside mouth.
“Kidding! I was kidding dammit, you know I love you Ezraphel!”
Muffled as it was Ezraphel heard and gave him some room “you promise?”
He rolled his eyes “yes, yes as if you didn’t already know.”
Stanley has figured out that Ezraphel would use some of his callous verbal slip ups as an excuse to manipulate the situation to get closer to him. It used to be basic guilt-tripping technique but nowadays she would just pounce on him in a ‘fit of emotion’ and they would end up having, you guessed it, SEX.
Speaking of which he realized that Ezraphel was basically straddling him and he wasn’t wearing any pants. Also she started grinding on him and he could feel the wet spot in her shorts was getting larger.
Rather than panic or get agitated Stanley carefully spoke “so about this date-”
He trailed off as she stopped in realization “ah, right” without moving from her position Ezraphel’s tail reached out and brought the laptop up to the side for them to see “I did choose a place for us to eat out.”
Stanley took a long gander at where she chose and thought to himself ‘well I could say I should have seen this coming, but that would be ironic.’
Of course Ezraphel chose the restaurant that had a dress code for entry. On the other hand he could see that the place had a great review, the location wasn’t too far and the food was really good according to reviewers.
Still he had to ask “why did you choose this place specifically?”
“You don’t like it?”
“I never said that” he rebutted quickly “I’m just curious and I would have asked you the same question no matter what you chose.”
“Oh” she placed the laptop down as she thought about it “well I suppose of all the restaurants I saw, that one reminded me of a restaurant I had once been to back home.”
“Oh…”
‘Well this got awkward’
“Do…do you ever miss-”
“Could you set the reservations Stanley” she interrupted removing herself from his lap “it does not matter to me when. I will be back momentarily.”
The man blinked and slowly nodded “okay but where are you going?”
Ezraphel paused, her back towards him before she spoke “I…wish to check on a personal matter, nothing for you to worry about.”
This made Stanley’s brow furrow but before he could voice his complaint she snapped her finger and Stanley’s ripped and scattered sweatpants affixed itself to his body in perfect condition. A moment later and Ezraphel was gone, teleported to god knows where and he knew for a definite fact that’s going to come up again later. As for now he needed to make a reservation.
As he viewed the pictures of the restaurant he saw that it consisted of polished wood, chandeliers, a freaking wine collection!?
Stanley gave a very dry chuckle “after this date I wouldn’t be surprised if the bank called again to enquire about my ‘odd spending’ again”
They called before after he bought Ezraphel’s wardrobe and that conversation went like:
“Yeah, no that was me. I was buying some clothes for my girlfriend…yes I'm serious!”
Speaking of clothes Stanley realized that he only had a single piece of formal wear, the suit he wore to his grandpa’s funeral, a few years back.
‘Rest In Power, pop-pop’
If it were two weeks ago he wouldn’t have to worry but as he came to realize after his transformation most of his wardrobe, specifically his pants, weren’t cutting it anymore.
“Shit” an explosive sigh escaped his lips “don’t tell me I have rent a tux.”
~The Man In The Mirror~
So there is good news and bad news.
The good news is Stanley managed to get a reservation for next week Saturday which gave him adequate time to do some research. The bad news is it turns out the dinner was going to be a bigger hassle than he thought, specifically the preparations for said dinner was going to be more of a hassle than he thought, much more.
He actually Googled fancy restaurant just to get an idea of what to expect but what he found began a downward spiral into the abyss that is the art of fine dining. The first thing he learned was that the technical terms for fancy restaurants were ‘fine dining’ restaurant or ‘white tablecloth’ restaurant because disposable napkins were for peasants. If Stanley sounded unreasonable about this topic it’s because he had a copy of the restaurant’s menu.
That is a lot of money to spend for something he could have for a fraction of the cost if he bought it in a store and have Ezraphel cook it. He’s also pretty sure the quality would be the same too but since he never actually ate at a 5 Star restaurant that has yet to be seen. That’s part of the reason why he wasn’t calling this off but let’s be honest the only reason he was going through with it was because of Ezraphel.
This was going to be a first for them, which at this point is a miracle because they don’t have a lot of ‘firsts’ after last week. For all of the time they had until the day, Ezraphel’s mood has been on a high that just wasn’t coming down. It was actually kind of annoying since in contrast to her enthusiasm he was a ball of nerves and frustration. Remember when he referred to ‘fine dining’ as an abyss, well he wasn’t just talking about finances.
He had felt a bit irritated that he would have to rent a tuxedo for the venue but actually he didn’t have to because as it turns out the modern dress code for table cloth restaurants was actually a combination of clothing termed ‘business casual’. Stanley has never heard of such a thing and upon consulting Dr. Google he found that none of his current wardrobe fit the images he was presented with and so he had to take a trip to a name brand clothing store to get the good stuff.
And if you think buying a new set of wardrobe was the end of Stanley’s problems this week, ho-ho you are in for one hell of a ride.
The purchase itself went against everything he stood for when it came to his definition of economic spending but as with every time something like this pops up he always felt that Ezraphel was worth it. He had planned to go by himself but somehow Ezraphel found out and managed to give a pretty good argument as to why he should let her go with him. No she didn’t have get on her knees or take off her clothes. She just conjured a full length mirror and stuck him in front of it.
That pretty much killed any arguments he might have against bringing her along.
Yeah, he forgot his sense of fashion sucked and it would be much preferable to have Ezraphel’s impeccable taste in wardrobe selection, gained from hours upon hours of binging fashion videos, be his guide. He was hoping for a smooth transition but he should have known that was a fool’s dream and that he was being stupid for hoping any public outing with Ezraphel was going to be smooth.
They’d showed up at the clothing store that sold the best brand and the first thing of note to happen was that one employee mistook them for relatives. Well Stanley thought it was a mistake but in actuality, according to Ezraphel it was the first of a series of subtle probing questions to find out if she was in a relationship with someone.
Of course the guy didn’t expect Stanley to be that someone and the look on his face when she rectified his ‘mistake’ in hindsight was almost worth the sudden migraine when Ezraphel introduced herself as his wife.
“The rings are still being made” Stanley remembered saying from within the palms covering his face.
That epic failure of an attempt at flirting practically set the tone for the rest of the trip. Even when she wasn’t deliberately looking like sex incarnate Ezraphel drew the most unwanted attention. He just wanted one good outfit but she wanted a Stanley Fashion Show and dressed him up in any outfit that looked good. Thank god he had the physique for it now otherwise it would have been more embarrassing which was saying something.
Aside from that bit Ezraphel’s over the top displays of affection, which he knew for a fact was deliberate, drew eyes to him and that is never a good thing. Stanley and public perception don’t have the best relationship and it stemmed from the bane of most adolescent life, fucking Highschool, but that wasn’t a can of worms he was willing to open, ever. But long story short, he adopted the art of not giving a fuck about anything or anybody and told himself into thinking that it didn’t matter what people thought about him.
To a degree that was true.
He thought he knew the reason for their gawking before (Ezraphel) but then something happened, an event that caused him to gain perspective. At the cashier Stanley happened to catch a glimpse of a full length mirror, one of several in the store and this one happened to catch both him and Ezraphel standing side by side. Ezraphel looked happy enough and very stunning even as a human. As for him even with the cosmetic change brought on by Ezraphel’s spell he still saw a troll next to a Super Model. Objectively handsome he may be but his unkempt hair, wrinkled t-shirt, baggy sweats and flip flops did not do him any favors.
Stanley reallydidn’t care for what strangers thought of him and he knew Ezraphel could give a damn about the opinions of sheep but some things would not slide. The thing about why his appearance was bothering him so much was because he realized that unlike Ezraphel who always does her best to ‘represent’ in their relationship, Stanley doesn’t. Here she was dressed in her best, looking like she leapt out the pages of a fucking catalogue and meanwhile he literally just threw on the first thing he could get his hands on.
It shouldn’t matter to him what other people thought, fuck em, but at the same time what does it say about him that he wasn’t willing to actually try? After a bout of self reflection vowed to himself that he would at least try. He wasn’t about to go beyond the pale and pretend to be something he wasn’t like a cliché but at the very least the next time they are in public people wouldn’t be so surprised that a manlet managed to score a woman like Ezraphel.
~ The Art of Fine Dining~
Personal appearance aside Stanley had to learn proper dining etiquette which doesn’t just extend to learning how to eat with a knife and fork. Apparently it’s disrespectful to leave your keys and phone on the table which Stanley wouldn’t have done either way because why would he leave his stuff out for people to steal? Then he remembered the menu and figured that he might pull out his phone to look up some of this stuff.
“What the fuck is an escargot?”
*One Google search later*
Snail, escargot is snail.
“That is disgusting.”
If this is the type of thing rich people can afford to eat and willingly eat he’d rather stick with Ezraphel’s home cooking.
“What is?”
“Jesus!”
“Nope, just Ezraphel” she said cheekily before focusing on the screen.
Her clothed breasts draped the back of his head as she leaned forward though this did not deter him from asking “Ez, what did I tell you about entering my office while I’m working?”
“Not to do it.”
“And…?”
“Well technically you are not ‘working’ at the moment.”
“A man needs his privacy Ez!” he shouted.
“But I’m booored~” she whined, even making mini jumps like a spoiled child “also I thought you might need assistance and I was right.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well…” she dragged out “I assumed since you have never been to an upscale eating establishment you might be interested to learn how to properly conduct yourself in such an environment.”
Stanley gave her a blank stare “really, you?”
Ezraphel pouted “well I am a princess Stanley.”
“…oh yeah.”
“Why do you keep acting surprise every time I mention that?” she wailed.
His eyes narrowed “you know why.”
She met his gaze for a moment before diverting it in glum acceptance. Even for a Mamono she hasn’t exactly acted the part of royalty but in her defense Ezraphel has been thoroughly enjoying the freedom that comes with not being a recognized princess. You’d think with so many other princesses doing bigger things that you wouldn’t be scrutinized much by the world but that isn’t the case, all of the Lilim have to uphold a certain degree of gravitas.
It was the reason why she acted the way she did when she first met her Stanley.
Of course she couldn’t say this, so instead she replied “well I know what an ‘escargot’ is.”
This made Stanley raise an eyebrow “really?”
“Cooked edible snails” she answered smugly.
“Interesting choice of words” he said suspiciously.
“Pardon?”
“How do I know you hadn’t been waiting behind me for a long time and just happened to see when I looked up escargot on Wikipedia? I mean, it’s too coincidental that you happen to just appear like that to answer when I said that’s disgusting”
She blinked the looked bashful “well I did wait a little to make my presence known.”
“Ah-hah!”
“But I really do know these things Stanley and if I remember correctly they served escargot as a ‘hors d'oeuvre’ at parties hosted by the undead nobilities.”
“You mean the Wights?”
“Among others, yes” she nodded “but if you are so unsure” with a snap of her finger she was seated daintily on a plush chair “then go ahead and ask.”
“Challenge accepted” he muttered and went to the computer “what’s Fois Gras?”
“Liver of a fattened goose or duck.”
“Baste?”
“Pouring fat or ‘drippings’ from the pan onto the food to develop the flavor.”
“Bisque?”
“Shellfish soup.”
“…crème fraîche?”
Her face scrunched up a bit in thought “I believe it is a sauce using sour cream.”
“Holy shit you weren’t kidding” he said.
“Right? And my knowledge does not only extend to the food. I am well versed in etiquette” she said crossing her legs like a true lady of class.
While wearing booty shorts and a crop top.
Stanley looked unimpressed “you do realize some of your uh, etiquette lessons might be outdated by Earth standards right?”
Ezraphel rolled her eyes “was it not you who said some things are multiversal?”
That phrase was vaguely familiar.
“Also you are not the only one who has been doing research” she said with gleam in her eye.
He was surprised but really he shouldn’t be, he’d know when Ezraphel got into something she became committed whether it be cleaning, cooking or even creating a revolutionary new spell, all she needed was the right motivation.
“Okay, say I buy this. What ‘sage advice’ could you give me so that I may not look like a hick?”
“Don’t make a fuss about the prices.”
“…”
“…”
“…wow, you just went straight for the jugular there.”
“I know you Stanley.”
In any case he figured as much, he wouldn’t want to be the only guy in the joint to make a complaint about prices and alert everyone to the fact that this was his first time in a fancy restaurant.
“Okay, what else?”
“It would be best if you made prior arrangements for payment of the meal beforehand.”
“Why?”
“To avoid looking at the cheque at the end of the meal.”
Stanley looked at her with mouth agape “I’m not that bad!”
Yes he is.
“Yes you are.”
“…yes I am” he admitted with a groan and leaned back in his gamer chair.
“Oh, don’t worry Stanley. I still love you, flaws and all”
“I don’t count that as a flaw Ez” he muttered behind the veil of his palm.
She must not have heard him or more likely she ignored his words because she kept speaking “I know this particular venue goes against your budget constraints but~” Stanley peaked from behind his palms to find Ezraphel hovering over him “since you seem upset I could-”
“You’re gonna ask for sex aren’t you?” he deadpanned.
Ezraphel came up short, staring at him in mild shock “how did you…am I so predictable?” she questioned aloud in genuine wonder while looking to the side.
As Ezraphel contemplated this Stanley’s gaze went to where he could see her tail wagging in anticipation seemingly of its own mind.
“…I could not tell you off the top of my head. Damn sex fiend” he grumbled with a roll of his eyes.
Red eyes snapped to his still covered face as the Lilim, feeling vaguely insulted said “I am not that bad!”
Still with his deadpan express he reached out both hands and grabbed her chest before giving a rough squeeze.
Immediately Ezraphel’s expression melted into lust as she gave out a lewd scream straight out of a hentai “iyahn~”
“Yes you are.”
“Yes I am~” she moaned in reply.
Stanley expertly kneaded Ezraphel’s chest through her top, flipping her switch immediately. Ezraphel’s expression turned aheago and she kept releasing lusty moans. If that seemed too easy keep in mind Stanley has the instincts of an incubus, he has had a lot of practice over the past two weeks and Ezraphel wasn’t the only one taking mental notes during their sexcapades. The only difference between them was that he knew the importance of restraintbut if he really wanted to he could make her pass out from pleasure too. It wouldn’t be as quick or as easy as she did to him but he knew it can be done because he had done it before.
“You know what, I got some frustrations to work out anyway” he spoke before pulling her into the chair for a make-out session.
A moment later he felt a slight draft realizing that Ezraphel had stripped them both naked “hey!” he pushed them from the chair “you know how I feel about doing it in the office, Ez”
The last time they did it there let’s just say the aftermath was not conducive to a sanitary work environment.
Ezraphel responded with a smirk and tackled him through a portal that suddenly opened letting the two land on the bed in his room “I hate it when you do that” he muttered before she landed on top of him, full weight and all “I really hate it when you do that.”
Ezraphel giggled unrepentantly and went to continue only to have her boobs grabbed again, except this time instead of a massage he used them as hand holders to ease her up.
“Hold on, I’m leading this time.”
A literal gleam entered the Lilim’s eyes “oh, unexpected” she supported herself over him on hands and knees “and how will you have me?”
“Well, first I want to see this phat ass-”
*SMACK*
“Oh~”
“-to jiggle when I fuck it.”
If Ezraphel smiled any wider her face would break but a moment later her expression subdued into one of lustful anticipation “as you wish~” backing away the Lilim slowly made her way to the window.
Said window had the blinds drawn apart to let in the sun, fortunately among the myriad of spells Ezraphel had erected in the house for various reasons, one especially specific to this room allowed for a one way glass. No one could see inside but they most certainly can see outside and that was the point.
Ezraphel was a bit of an exhibitionist.
Speaking of the vivacious Lilim bent at a 90 degree angle, deliberately pressing her breasts on the glass to present Stanley her ass, which in itself could have been the foundation for a religion. Her tail snaked down her cleft to spread her cheeks revealing her already juicy fruit.
“Come and get it, Stanley~”
That he did but did not rush, instead taking his time. Part of it was because he liked to see her squirm but mostly he used the opportunity to stretch. One should always stretch before doing vigorous activities.
Once he was inches from dat ass he sighed “you’re making a mess of the floor Ez”
She always does.
“I’m sorry~”
He wasn’t one to talk, his balls felt like dead weight and pre was dripping from the tip but she didn’t need to know that.
“That’s alright” he reached down and fingered her “free lube.”
“Stanley~ don’t tease me~”
Ignoring her whining but appreciating the way how she wiggled her ass he thoroughly lubed his tool before getting into position. This was the moment both of them were waiting for, Ezraphel was literally trembling with excitement and her breaths grew ragged with anticipation. Stanley felt so pent up and Ezraphel’s juices only exacerbated his situation. There was no longer a choice now, he needed to fuck Ezraphel.
Gripping her ass cheeks tight he pressed his head against her.
“Ah, Stanley that’s my-”
“I told you I wanted to see that ass jiggle when I-hmph, fuck it.”
“Aahn~”
He was about to spend a lot of money, probably more than he’d ever spend at a single place in public but if it’s for her, for this then it will be worth it.
*SMACK*
“Oh Yes!”
It will always be worth it.
~To Be Continued~
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Akeno21
perfect <3
