Eve St. Albert
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Kayley and Sam, easter eggs
🕑 Added 2025-07-24 00:35:55 +0000 UTCHi. Just me, playing silly games. Here's some things in Kayley and Sam that people might have overlooked.
CHAPTER TWO
"The thought of you having sex with anyone turns me on. But yes, a black cock in you would be hot. Or Thai."
"Why Thai?"
"I figured you love the food, so you'd love the cocks."
Foreshadowing!!!!
CHAPTER TWO
"What about a fat guy?" she gasped. I could feel her hips rocking her pussy onto my fingers. Her hand closed down on my thumb, pressing it against her clit. "Like really fat? And hairy, I mean, like hairy all over, hairy back. Would it turn you on if I spread my legs for a fat, hairy guy with moles and a pug nose and missing teeth, one eyebow and receding hair, with three chins, and sausage fingers, and a thick slimy slab of a tongue, and balding."
"That's oddly specific," I said. "I'm starting to wonder about your fantasy life."
"Oh fuck," she moaned as my fingers flexed in her. She took a breath. "And sweaty, really sweaty, I mean sweat just dripping off him as he fucks me with his big fat cock, his rolls of fat all over me just dripping sweat, like slimy raindrops, while he licks my face with his slab of a tongue. Oh fuck, my pussy is just dripping."
I really hoped it was my fingers, and not the visualization of her dream date.
"Too much," I said.
Kayley has a fetish. Not sure if it was sufficiently obvious.
CHAPTER 11
"Welcome to my house," Leroy said, opening the door, and waving us in. "Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring."
I grinned, taking Sam's hand, and followed the direction Leroy pointed.
"That's really beautiful," I said, surprised. He had unexpected sides to him. "I love that. Did come up with it? Is it a quote from somewhere? Can I use it?"
Leroy looked thoughtful.
"I dunno. I think I picked it up from somewhere. Just liked the sound of it."
Actually, it's from Bram Stoker's novel, Dracula. When Jonathan Harker arrives at Castle Dracula, the Count welcomes him in with these lines. I thought it was a combination of beautiful and creepy, and the context was Leroy was saying it. I thought it was going to be my great big foreshadow as to who and what Leroy really was. Not a literal Vampire, but a kind of human parasite. Nobody noticed.
CHAPTER 11
And he (Leroy) ruined it, because you know, men ruin everything. Sam crossed in front of me, delightfully naked, except for his white socks. I wanted to grab his cock. He was already hard.
Well... they do! Seriously, if men didn't have cocks, they'd never get laid! It's what you have going for you. If women had cocks, I might be a full on lesbian.
CHAPTER 11
Carefully, he (Sam) sat on the same couch with Leroy, the two of them maintaining a careful separation. Leroy pulled out his cock, and I caught Sam giving it the side eye. Leroy was definitely proud of his manhood.
I slipped a little bit of homerotic curiousity/fascination there, kind of laying a seed for future explorations.
CHAPTER 12
He paused at the doorway, swinging around back to us. Even deflating, his cock was still intimidating.
"Under the circumstances," he grinned. "Formal dress is optional."
He seemed amused by that, so I guessed it was a quote of some kind. A moment later, the shower ran.
That's from the Rock Horror Picture Show. When I lived in Minneapolis after I left home, we had a friend who was totally crushing. We'd have parties. Probably no one remembers it any more. But damn, I would have done every single person in that movie.
CHAPTER 17
Luxuriously, with an incredible smile of joy and satiation, she reached up, to throw her arms across Leroy’s shoulders.
“To think I ever hesitated,” she drawled.
This is from a really obscure horror movie called Hellraiser (Hellrazor?) 2. The bad guy gets his head drilled by a tentacle and likes it. I have a really nice memory. I was living in this little town in the midwest out of Des Moines. Total redneck place. I was working housekeeping at a hotel, and I'd been hooking up with this really closeted redneck named Ruth. We were in my room, an unfinished utility-storage room at the hotel, bundled up under the covers at the bed, watching a VHS rip together. She was intense and conflicted,. But now and then, when we were together, she'd kind of relax. Anyway, we were watching, naked under the covers, laughing and grabbing each other, mocking the lines. When that line came, she said it and we laughed. Then she looked at me all serious, and said it again "To think I ever hesitated." And suddenly, she was really real, absolutely honest in that moment. Ruth was fucked up and conflicted, complicated and angry, and totally raised as a redneck, and I'm pretty sure she'd decided she was going to hell for hooking up with me. And honestly, we'd have both been lynched if what we'd been doing got out. But there, in the middle of some goofy B-movie, stealing a cheesy line, there was something so deep and honest.
CHAPTER 24
Apparently, still in the pokey and under review by Patreon, but I thought I'd spill a couple of Easter Eggs.
"I'm here to suck cock and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
That's from 'They Live,' where former wrestler and tough guy, the late Rocky Rowdy Roddy Piper, playing a character named Nada, announces "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
That was totally unconscious. I must have seen the movie at some point and the phrase stuck in my head. I looked it up, it's a fun, weird, very strange low budget movie about zombie yuppies from space taking over.
Also in Chapter 24, I have a scene where Kayley tries to decide whether to blow someone or not, and she mangles Hamlet's 'To be or not to be' soliloquy, making it very dirty and all about oral sex.
Comments
Eve St. Albert
Mark, sweetheart, you were never ever kicked out of my fold. I even apologized to you a while back, publicly, for hurting your feelings, remember. I have no harsh opinions of you, and I only consider you kind and thoughtful, dedicated to your own craft of writing, and enjoying a good erotic tale. There may be a few people floating around that I despise, but you were never one of them.
Mark Albright
Eve, I hope you will accept me back in your fold.
Eve St. Albert
Kayley would definitely do Lester in a heartbeat. Even before she saw that cock. "In Universe"? When Kayley was a girl, around twelve, she used to go to a community swimming pool. There was an older fat guy, very hairy body, liked to go to the pool to ogle the girls. Kayley noticed him, and because his body, his very male body was so different, and she was about to go through puberty, he fascinated her. She followed him into the change rooms to spy on him, and actually watched him masturbate a couple of times when he thought he was alone. Then she hit actual puberty, and forgot all about the older guy and got very interested in androgynous boys her own age. She barely remembers the guy, and if she does, it's with a certain degree of embarrassment. But despite that, she imprinted. So now, there's a certain sort of body type, a sort of sloppy, ugly, heavy set middle aged guy, that she finds superficially gross and disgusting, but that her pussy gets wet for. Let's just say that while she doesn't consciously articulate a preference, if a guy like that makes a pass at her, she absolutely will not turn him down. This explains certain very questionable drunk choices back in University. She generally prefers the sort of muscular fat guy like Tony Soprano, guys who are, under the fat, really beefy and powerful, rather than the bowl of jello flabby fat. And general corpulence, ugliness intrigues - a busted nose, caulflower ear, receding hair, moles works for her. Sweatiness, both makes her skin crawl, but it it brings out something turned on and submissive. Oddly, the guy at the swimming pool that she fixated wasn't that gross. It's just exaggerated by her twelve year old mind.
Larry Hunt
"Well... they do! Seriously, if men didn't have cocks, they'd never get laid! It's what you have going for you. If women had cocks, I might be a full on lesbian." Still laughing at this - It's like saying "If" the frog had wings he wouldn't be bumping his ass when jumping from Lilly pad to Lilly pad. A whole planet of Wonder Women - just Amazon women like Princess Diana from the island nation of Themyscira - but, because they have the cocks war would be constantly breaking out all over the world....that's the curse of having a cock.
Larry Hunt
"Kayley has a fetish. Not sure if it was sufficiently obvious." Don't even want to compare stories here, but...when she was saying all of those things to Sam...the first person I though of was actually that fucking Lester from TA....even if she had exaggerated her mystery fuck just a bit. One continuous long bushy eyebrow on a person...any person, makes me sit up and take notice - not in any sexy way either...just curious as to why.
Larry Hunt
Can't have one without the other James...just thankful we get both!
Larry Hunt
Those type of horror flicks aren't my cup of tea - mine are more like Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the Lambs. The way he said, "Clarice" sent a chill down my spine. Buffalo Bill wearing women's skin - he was a scary sicko for sure -
Eve St. Albert
Minneapolis changed my life.
Richardcat
Except for two years in the Army (thankfully in California rather than Vietnam) I have lived in the Minneapolis area. I hope you liked it and have good memories from there. Your writing is fantastic and it’s enjoyable watching the psychological twists and turns of your characters. I’m looking forward to the next episode of Kayley and Sam.
Eve St. Albert
You saw it too!!! That's so cool. So the leather guys, and the floating pyramid, and the woman without skin. I have wonderful memories. Gods, now I want to find it and watch it again.
Chris N
Hellraiser 2 is a great movie
Minty
Amazing. I can’t wait to read the rest of the story
James
I really do love how your life has weaved its way into your stories (not the biographical stuff obviously as I get that). I also really appreciate how you fill in the gaps and lead us witnesses. So what I’m really understanding is Kayley equals intense, sexual and kinky and that intense, sexual and kinky also equals Eve. 😉
