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Unwitness Protection Program - Diseased Residents [Case File 1]

🕑 Added 2025-09-14 01:20:52 +0000 UTC

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zoof

like, died

zoof

wait is this before or after william

zoof

something about jrwi and call of cthulu with bugs as the main focus. is anyone else getting deja vu

juno is mad

the “Isaac how do you feel about open borders bit” absolutely destroyed me also call of Cthulhu is my favorite trpg system and I’m so happy rn, this is giving me huge tma vibes. also a pd prequel?? I’m in heaven

M T

Just remembered why the plague is my least fav dbd killer. Grossss

shiloh’s #1 fan fr

i got membership back to watch this HEH

ike

Oh I love this but this is terrifying

HeroNotFound

So nice to have a woman on the team, because at least now one of them won’t always pick the worst option lol

Red Jukebox

William’s pronouns being he/died is diabolical

fish.ink

DUDE!! funfact!!! the person who made the soundtrack also makes a LOT of silent hill stuff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brain_dead_dm

spoilers THE CHILDREN ARE RATS AND THE RELIGIOUS ARE BUGS

Guitar George

That’s a big word what does it mean

Nixahma

Listening to this while feeling ill is a trip

updogthepatron

SPOILERS FOR BITB AND UPP: if I had a nickel for every time condifiction played coc and had a character get infected by the bug-related monster i'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice /ref

Eggyneer

"Just, always come home" - Issac's mom "You know I will." - Issac THIS IS A TELLTALE DEATH SIGN ISSAC IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE I JUST KNOW IT

Eggyneer

little change to my theory, the bug vomit has little bugs that slowly turn its host's insides into a sort of stew that the main bug creature(s?) come and eat

Avundius Aaablya

bugs on my coc? again?

iamgrigno

I'm sorry did these dudes just make a fucking HOMESTUCK reference wth

V g

Charlie's lookin dapper

Benjamin L.M

oh man this is so good already

Minty

God, this is just the first episode and I am DYING to see more! Very well done!

FierceLonk

The soundtrack is so Silent Hill core i love it

Rathew cheeseworth

[SPOILER] oh my god,,,, the sick people all have the body of Christ inside themmmm they have bug jesus insidee themmmmmm

Flicker Selaphobia

Unwitness Protection Program Be Silent Be Safe And Protect The Unseers OMG I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH PLZ I BEG FOR MORE CTHULHU ACK!!!!

lostincarcosa

Bro William Wisp you’ve been gone since my junior year now I’m in my sophomore year of college what a great way to start out. THANK GODDD

Crow

SCREAMING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OUUGHH GROSS BUGS OUUGHH IT TICKLES MY BRAIN OUUGHH

Sharkzilla

Yo, milo, if you haven't already. Listen to blood in the bayou. It's gas

Adenine

The description of Nora listening to the house was so unsettling. It genuinely creeped me out so bad i had to take a little break. Amazing job with the horror!

Avander Milford

I believe this was recorded a couple months ago while Grizz had covid and had to further delay Riptide

piss shivers

this that good good shit

Juniebug

im on my like…… millionth rewatch already and i only Just Caught will saying “I might have long-covid” at 12:26 😭

(Insert Name)

Go back to the Deadwood is filled with demons reveal in prime defenders I Freaking called it I knew William was a call of Cthulhu character

Eggyneer

theory, bug pretend to be pastor and has bug vomit in the communion to get people sick, then when they weak enough bug pastor vomit in their face holes or unvomits in their face holes to eat

OctolingO

So happy for the return of himbo Condifiction

P0r0k1ng

OH. MY. GOD.

Christian Stubblebine

Did you just say... RIPTIDE?? that better not have been a joke or im going to have to make a bizly voodoo doll

Finnren

EL WIWIII

QueenPickle

That’s not a surprise at all I fear

Beetle_Teeth

THRIVING with the bug horror rn

Finnren

SPOILERS So apparently will has a criminal record

Finnren

Nora is fucking adorable

Sinnamon

EL WIWIWIIII

Bonk.ink

dude i love it. the universe of prime defenders is like if u had a bunch of different ideas and tropes and smashed them together like rocks

Bonk.ink

there might be some out of character mention of things that have happened in future episodes!! so far there's none in this that i know of !! :^)

lostincarcosa

Omg I LOVE IT so far thank god wiwi is back

Sunny

THAT WAS SO COOL

elizley

do I need to finish prime defenders before this? just don't wanna get spoiled

Ikarus

This is funny to me being in the universe of prime defenders. vincent is out there with KNIFE and some cthulu stuff is happening. average william wisp subplot moment

Lenky

the tension in this was actually amazing!

evan

this is actually so peak, i cant wait for the rest of it

QueenPickle

Guys stop giving condi’s characters daddy-issues

Guitar George

Dawg the throw up special is crazy

Banditthyme

peaktopia population: this campaign

Lenky

Hey, will this not be available through the Podcasts app? (just wanted to know as a usually audio only listener)

Citron

I cant stop being so damn giddy for this whole episode- I love everything about this and I cant wait for the next episodes

Bob McBobert The 87th

Happened to me too around 1:08:40

Savetime

I loevvveee this it reminds me of peak in the bayou w the bugs n shit I needed something likr this again Bizlys horror narration also really hits!!! This is saooo fire

Mrstealyourdad

Im so glad that charlie and condi kept the homoerotic tension between their characters

I’m-gunna-get-you

HUh

forg forg

My coc is out

CogSentient

orange goo comes out of infected bug people due to their religious beliefs. me when i played hollow knight right before starting a ttrpg campaign.

FlaminFire

finished the ep and immediately restarted it

Newton P

Bruh this is absolutely peak

DeerlyQueery

Y'know, I actually IMMEDIATELY thought it was bugs festering inside of and exploding out of people just because I read a Zombie series when I was younger where exactly that was the cause of it. Good series, only kids under 16 were unaffected so kids had to survive zombie apocalypse. Most of them die.

Seizuristic

loved this but there was a lot of camera glitches throughout? not sure if this was just me but the video kept glitching visually

ThousandEyedVoid

GRGRRRAAAAHHG CONTENT OF MY BOY........ THE WOLVES ARE EATING GOOD

stormynoga

WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI

Raymond-is-bread354

Ok, this is actually kinda awesome

ruby

DUDE this was so fucking good i am HOOKED i cant wait for the next ep!!

Bonk.ink

BUGS R BACK IN BUSINESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonk.ink

i believe it's a 3 part one shot! :^)

Rained

Please never use the throw up sound effect again omg

bob

YOO the 2 wolves inside you reference letss goo

bob

Oh dam is this pre William wisp lore

bob

This is a new series yes?

It's Your Boi

AHHHH THIS WAS SO FUN!!!! BUGS in my Call Of Cathulu game!?!?

Iklonar

(Also big spoilers) To be fair they did pretty quickly figure out a cure that is likely viable, and the nebulous canonicity of this in conjunction with William’s mother being infected from the start and the majority of the town likely being infected means that it’s likely treatable (I feel like if hundreds of people all died in such a graphic way in rapid succession then that would have been a bigger deal in PD).

Nanashi

Emo charlie is so hot.

Fire Lynn

i do wonder, even though I know this is recorded, where is david (will's brother) in all this? in college? doing business? idk. away, yes. just a question.

Strelitzia Mystery21

Omg great first episode! I felt sick to my stomach with what was happening... wait-

Coco

Holy crap I'm hooked

Fire Lynn

oh God im scared for all of them. (less so william as this does lean into prequel territory) yay for more milo though!!! light spoilers: yay for, even if for the bit, textual i love yous and a maybe of swinging for isaac/will. but fuck. ~~HUGE SPOILERS~~ but the way this is going isaac might die. which is great for angst and tragedy lovers like me but God. though maybe he'll survive, idk. anyway i know it's only the second coc campaign but heh, to bitb in a totally different way.

I’m-gunna-get-you

YESSSSS (pls excuse me as i go FERAL)

Dosario

just finished this episode and i am SO EXCITED. THIS PARTY IS SO FUN AND their improv is so silly

Shadowcat_molly

Just wanna say for the people watching this after release, EXTREME EMETOPHOBIA WARNING! Small one word mention from Charlie when visiting the old man's house, and a BIG BIG warning for the end about near 2:48:22

Dosario

extreme success obv!!

izzy bizzy

i just finished it and like. oh my god. this was actually so scary and I had me STRESSED dude im going to be haunted for the entire week. you guys are evil great job

Aerbear

It’s great to see that Wiwi’s abysmal luck has infected the entire session

FISBOWL__

i think it’s a patreon issue if i had to guess… but i could be wrong

Juniebug

i think this is the Worst episode to watch while having a stomach bug (hahaha ohmygod)

Iklonar

1:04:15 that actually made me cackle. Like, walking out from work, it’s dark, I’m in the dark parking lot outside my workplace, just straight-up cackled.

Charlie!!!

I can't tell if the glitches on the screen are just my screen or if they're intentionally there

Aerbear

Milo’s chemistry with everyone has gotten so seamless. She’s so cool and I’m so psyched to finally get this look at Deadwood!!!!

izzy bizzy

1:20:00 all im saying is that one time when my brother was little he fell out my my grandma's 2nd story window and he was literally fine. somehow.

CartoonDeathTrap

Nora is so cute

Iklonar

Ok this is a really premature conjecture but the fact that we got that Charlie pop-in explanation for the system (especially since CoC’s already been played for Blood in the Bayou so a fairly large portion of patrons would already have a vague idea of how it works) makes me think that a large portion of patron content moving forwards might use non-D&D systems which fuels my copium that Mythborne will return even if only in the form of oneshots.