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Ep 372 - Move like a crackhead

🕑 Added 2024-03-07 15:00:11 +0000 UTC

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DeQuindre Turner

The I’m a

Moniq

The funeral chat 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Jenn Gallant

🐬 "Brrrrr ga ka" 😂

Joseph

I love the barbecue sauce rants😂

Greentees

React to the movie “Miller’s Girl

Kaitlyn Ervin

Don’t go in on ihop cuz of Miami lmao their ihops are crazyyyyyy

Megan Lacombe

James' dolphin noise has me weak 😂😂😂

Xena ThaDancer

That dilemma was wild …

LuLu

Have ya'll seen Ballers - The Rock is great in that and he's the lead.

Angelica N

Can't you give us a time stamp on "coming up" 🥹

0Shocky0

The Rock had great movies when he first started acting. I love the rundown, walking tall, gridiron gang, and Faster. I like game plan too even if its corny. 2013-2020 wasn't very good for movie choices.

Morlaye Toure

Same😂 poor Ellis and Rem

Humi

‘We’re getting disrespectful’ 🤣🤣 props to James for checking themselves

Alleeeyy

Does anyone else feel like why didn’t y’all take Ellis and rem with them to Miami like excuse me guys how dare y’all not 😂😂

Justin Wallace

I’d definitely fighting the anaconda I’m not doing piss in my mouth everyday

Lisa Rollason-Gale

Was that opening dilemma real 🤷‍♀️😱 Am speechless & that ain’t easily done 🤣🤣

Ashaki

Right!!!

Janae

I cant make it to the show and I have 2 tickets row B seats 49 and 50. If you're interested in buying them email me at 2024janae@gmail.com.

Georgia

I know, it broke my heart when someone told me he was married

Georgia

Yeah I can’t believe James even considered it. You would die at some point, and it’s not even water it’s fkn urine

Georgia

Can’t stand when people just leave plates in the sink until they pile up so much and they get that grime all over it 🤮

Daisy Monaghan

Fuhad’s reaction to Ellis using the word decant is jokes 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Chi

When James and Fuhad go to New Orleans and have that GOOD GOOD food….aww man

kulisi

Working in an meter by meter tunnel and blasting this on the speaker 40m away 🙌🫡 thank you for this champs

Steven Peterson

As someone who is from Miami DON’T GO

son

fuhad was toooooo funny today

Amy Rankin

Dave Bautistaaaaaaaaa bisto

Amy Rankin

Dropping like lasagne 🏹

Amy Rankin

Never disappoint 🔥💪🫠

The Azillion Show

Am I the only one who wants a Tobi episode. We've seen two Jacob episodes. We want Tobi to come on the show.

Henrî Flanagan

Rise and roll good morning darlin how are you?

Henrî Flanagan

👀😏

Henrî Flanagan

What about sweet curry??

Doc X

No more “Who Am I?”

Vi 💜

Sis… I’ve been laying in the fetal position crying for hours after my wall slide ! Lol you’re behind! 🤣😫🫠

Doc X

Should’ve gone to Waffle House, fellas. Get your America on for real 🤣

Danna

IHOP is only to be eaten at 2am after the club

Keith

Bautista is a way better actor than The Rock. The Rock has the least amount of range than any blockbuster actor rn

Roger M.

If IHOP as too bad then never go to a Waffle House at night 😂

Roger M.

“If you get hit by a .50 cal, it’s like dropping lasagna on the floor” 😂😂😂. Perfect analogy.

Kamaliyha Isikalu

you definitely didn’t watch it💀

Ell Trappo

this was jokes hahaha

Angela Lalanne

Yes. And it's all trash!! 😂😂😂😂

Wall Flower

The amount of times I tell myself “at the end of the day…the day will end” best crackhead advice 😅

Sylvia McGuigan

"no I'm gonna turn up and you're gonna be dead"..."look down and say shup up"... LOOK DOWN 😂😫

Charmaine

Duuuuuvaalll lol

Nicholas Desouza

Twist and tuck is criminal James!!! 😭😂😂😂

Tiara Creighton

You'd make a wonderful gay man...lmaooo I love ya'll so much

Sbo Mjoli

Real 😭

Sbo Mjoli

Love and light babies. Anyone from South Africa in these comments 😫😭🫶🏾

Charmaine

Advice?...overstatement 🤭but yeah it was cool to see

Kwentiz

Lol good I’m glad you got to see your advice!

Charmaine

I joined right after I sent it 🤣

M.

Did they get matching chains. 💀

Dame

“Niggas get waterboarded everyday B”

Zoe McIntyre

DECANT!!! ELLIS!!!!!!

Jessica Hicks

Loved the vibes in this ep!! Constantly laughing 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

Charmaine Thomas

The dolphin sound effect was hilarious to me. 😂😂

Kamaliyha Isikalu

sky scraper??? give the rock his flowers!

Kamaliyha Isikalu

did yall watch the game plan, san andreas, the red notice, baywatch,hobs nd shaw or any other fast nd furious movies???????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lauren Spruill

The rock just got his rights to his WWE i think recently. Rock all day.

Hamed Khan

You were talking before 💀💀💀💀

doge coin

I want to see you guys play cards against humanity that would be funny

doge coin

The worst is when someone drinks your vodka and tops it off with water 🤬

leo sidorova

Decant AND "I think his name is thorax" from ellis, gold

Cameron Del Angel

Rem is the FINEST man alive 😭😭

Kwentiz

“Y’all make me laugh every Monday” made me laugh bec she prob wont see this bec its patreone

Gerene Davis

Have you slid down the wall yet ? I’m halfway catch up sis 😭😭

Vi 💜

lol cry and wait like me

Mya

Fuhad is looking slim innit?! 🥰

Ashaki

Many people have died from water boarding and have gone crazy as well

Ericka Elmore

This is what I've been missing? I love extra episodes. Being a cult leader is worth every penny

Gerene Davis

I have binge watched every episode there is to watch.. what do I do now

Natalie

I got to know how you boys are talking to your mothers about anal 🤣😅

Adrian 🪐

DECANT, ELLIS

ashley 💫

y’all have to level up from the iHOP. next time - hit up the Waffle House. any possible buffoonery in that establishment is well worth it

Hfrenchmontana

That was my first thought 😂😂😂

Hfrenchmontana

Ain't noooooooo way James is surviving after talking about his sense of smell and PTSD from Rem lol. He would throw up while getting waterboarded and die from literally drowning in piss and puke 😅🤦🏽‍♀️

Steven Mcgivern

Not scraping your plate and just leaving your left overs on so by the time you come to washing the dishes it’s solid and you need to steep the dishes for like a day 🤨🤣

Crystal Sanchez

Facts 😂

brynna dolan

Hearing y’all talk about America as an American is so funny hahahaha. You right tho. iHop is trash, Miami is really just BBLs and G-Wags, and guns are scary and stinky. No notes

AMT

This episode was a bangerrrrr

Bryan

When yall said Jax,Fl that shit shocked me cause that’s where I stay 😂😂

Kimberley Mungra

She is the Red Flag...hahahhahaha

Oluwamuyiwa Ogunyinka

Mandem talking about shootin 50s 😂50?!!! That’s why it’s difficult

Keira Laciskey

Cannot freaking wait to see you guys skydive!!! 🪂

Keira Laciskey

Omg not the visual about lasagna 😩 glad you guys had so much fun!! Great episode!

Lauren Spruill

Dolphins from the hood???? What was that noise. Sounds legit tho 🫶🏽✈️

Grace Thompson

Everyone slags me off for loving McDonald’s bbq sauce but THANK YOU for validating me😂

Antony Serralta

Dave Bautista - Knock at the cabin - is remarkable, so I will consider Dave a better actor than The Rock.

Sarah Moon

Chick-fil-a sauce is very good. But the one sauce that hits different for me is 'Capital City Mambo Sauce'... they have mild and hot and both are amazing. I just put some on my eggs and corned beef hash for breakfast this morning, and will be putting it on my chicken quesadilla for lunch too LOL IMO it enhances everything I put it on.

Angela Lalanne

Dave Bautista is always going to play a jock or a warrior/tough guy. He's jacked. He's never gonna pass for anyone else. However, he's played it serious (Dune), funny (Knives out 2), hilarious (MCU). His acting has also improved over the years. And his resume is mad! He's been in MOVIES! In addition to the MCU, he was in Blade runner 2, that Bond movie, Riddick, Knives out 2, the Dune movies... Outside of the Fast franchise in which he was ok, the only other relevant movie The Rock was in, was The Mummy 2. Everything else is crap.

JabberDocc

Better question. Who’s better in movies, John Cena or The rock?

Kylareina

Really does! 👌🏾😭

Kylareina

I havent stopped laughing 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tylor Malcolm

Welcome back to Florida Glad yall shot some guns and had a good time.

Shaolin Holloman

Wait, wasn’t Batista the main in Zack Synders zombie movie??

Ashley

I'd rather be a side in a good movie than a main in a bad movie. With good movies you're probably working with better actors, directors, getting better experience which could lead to better opportunities. Plus your reputation stays up! The Rock is by far more successful but he's now branded as the guy who'd do anything, vs. Bautista who's just breaking in and he keeps upleveling his roles.

God's Child

The Rock! For sure! He has star quality! I like Dave but prefer The Rock!

dawn summers

Well call me lazy Sue cause I ain’t using that stupid tie once that bag is opened 😂!!!

Arthur Wells

That dilemma can’t be real lol I refuse to believe someone typed that out and sent it.

Lady Phoenix

If mandem think IHOP is dangerous for health and safety they should have taken a trip to Waffle House. The food is bangin but it be poppin off in there especially after dark.

T-Savage

As a bipolar man.., in my opinion she’s lucky to have just been thrown out… I’m medicated for it now but bipolar people are fucking tapped, so a quick fuck you get out of my house as a repercussion seems pretty tame to me 😂

God's Child

Seriously - James and Fuhad are like twins - the synergy is unbelievable. The way both shouted 'Decant' SIMULTANEOUSLY is something else. Wow! You see this especially during the 'Reacts' video. Their faces, gasps, reactions etc. simultaneously replicate each other! What makes it so nice to watch is neither is aware of the fact that their faces are telling the same story, as they watch the screen and react! Or their harmonious laughter (E.g. Episode 369 "Worst Excuses for Cheating" - 8:12-8:15 of 56:57) - UNCANNY! Wow! LOVE IT! Hence when Fuhad said when they were going to do the Rhyme thing, and he knew, James was going to say 'Jack Black', I was not surprised - it's like twins who can almost read each other's thoughts. Incredible and lovely to watch!

Sarah Moon

Spin and twist is lazy but still efficient LOL

Carl Anthony Granger

These 2 kill me but Ellis and Rem stole the show today 🤣🤣🤣🤣

God's Child

Decant it - VERY POSH! Go Ellis!!!❤😍 . Ellis is right though. Everything in a tin must be emptied completely to avoid Salmonella. That includes going to the Supermarket and avoiding any bashed up, smashed tins of food offered on sale! AVOID!!

Jake kidd

The "Yoink" guy Ellis is on about is fishingarrett. Motherfucker caught a 15ft Anaconda the other day!!! Link here: https://www.instagram.com/p/C38hpoaLFIQ/?igsh=Yml3ZndqdXAwdzZt

Janna

IHOP is ghettoooo. When y’all were hyping it up the first time I had no idea what y’all were talking about lol IHOP is one step up past Waffle House lol