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Ep 356 - Slurped that B!tch!

🕑 Added 2024-01-11 15:00:11 +0000 UTC

Comments

Chenelle

It's 2am est where I'm at and my first cult baby comment is I wanna fuck the shit outta Rem 🤪

Natalie

Ellis with the dick tongue would be the highest paid porn star of all time 😅

The Azillion Show

Am I the only one who wants a Tobi episode. We've seen two Jacob episodes. We want Tobi to come on the show.

Grace Thompson

Na, an off license is a shop. Like a small shop that sells alcohol, sweets, fags etc

Lexy

Omg 🤯 who deleted at @least 40 comments 😂😂?

Sila

Idk if it’s in previous episodes, but have you guys watched Poor Thing with Emma Watson? Curious to hear your guys’ review.

Marwan Idris

I think they mean off brand food

Latanya Green

I did the same shit lol

Latanya Green

I never wanted to unsee something more.

Yana

“Something about the Johnsons” changed me. Not at all in a positive way 🤣🤣

Marwan Idris

add Remskkii on discord

Maggie Kuhns

What is an off license???

Kintana

Someone know how i can join the discord?

Latungika

I also used to say MEME. It's an actual word with meaning in my vanac

Ben Koffi

69 with a additional dick must be insane 🤣

Latanya Green

I just paused this to watch Saltburn and that was some crazy shit lol it’s like “something about the Johnsons”

Kitanna

It’s past Saturday 😭😭😭

Ankerria Johnson

I wouldn’t mind a dick for a tongue. Lmao. Best of both worlds. But yeah I’d have to go with epileptic seizures too lol.

Mlambo

39 minutes is a crazy, we aint here for quickies man. do better.

Mary Bayko

dick tongue would have me curious😏

ShayQ Zigaite-Letts

short is not sweet.

Ashante Rosier

james was looking quite delicious this ep, but the 39 mins was crazyyyyy. i blinked and the episode was over!

Aja R

That confession is brazy! 😫

Alecia White

Was this a reacts video 🤔🤔 cause what’s this 39 minutes 👀 no weekly catch up just gave it to us dry like that 🙄

l b B

Why did y’all make me watch saltburn?!?!?!

son

Don't ever think you can give us 39 minutes... AGAIN.

Alexis Dabney

Fuhad never sounded more Nigerian than when he repeated "CA-CA"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bizarre Brat

James said "high heels on my tippies" 💅🏼😭

Katrina Buiel

Fuhad can just bite his “tongue” off and bleed out like every other scenario 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Denise

Paused. Went to watch Saltburn.... came back and agreed with everything James said lol

Symone

Daddies! ya'll are slacking with the 39 mins!

Rivarol

*kdrama

Rivarol

Random, but idk if the daddies (pause) are still in their drama bag but I'd recommend the penthouse, the plot, power play I feel like James especially would like that show

Gavin

39 mins? FOH

Susi Fig

Also, the BANK that he would make?????? Let’s be honest

Susi Fig

Like a convenience store

Tia Simmons

💙

That1Mermaid

What on earth is an off license?

Stephanie Powell

39mins is a piss take tbh

Edd Wilson

on pick your poison once you have selected which one you would rather, could you then do a PYP with the two losing cards for example once you had decided on sandpaper nipples and disco dance, you'd have to decide between dick mouth and nappie fetish

Nicole Uy

this 39min thing. maybe they’ll put out 3 eps every week now. if that so, I dont have anything against it, cause 39min fit perfectly to my ride to home/work/school or to my lunchbreak. I dont want to cut of the 1h and check back later the rest.

Nicole Uy

pyp: when u got nowhere to pee, you can just pee on your pants and shame yourself, but if its as a tongue, do you close it and let your pee swoosh around your mouth?

Stacy

like I don’t get it, we are amazing cult babies 🥺

Stacy

39 mins? and you call yourselves “cult daddies” ? jokes. y’all know we are feening, that’s why we paid for extra episodes, come onnnn dadddiessssss

Phantom

No if YOU’RE a leader stand up because, why is this episode 39 minutes;daddies 😞

Sass Rich

Damnnnnn only 39 mins🙄

Chen

Short ass episode???? Getting lax around here

Megan Russell

Lmaooo facts!

Lai

this pick your poison was too funny 🤣

Melanie Smith

What's with the 3/4 of an episode!?! I hope it's not cause you've added in another show on Saturday, so you're splitting the time? Let's hope it's a 1 off 😂

Rennemo

39 MIN????

Allyssa

WTF why is this 39 minutes, you could round this bitch up to 1 hour😂

L.A. Williams

I say cock tongue but im only thinking sexually… cusz when she rides my face she’ll be riding my face

Amber Johnson

Saltburn is a crazy movie! The plot TWIST!!!!!! I literally was hoping you guys would talk about this movie!

Janna

Tier 2

Janna

Nah but they’re gonna be if they keep this shit up

LeRoy Cox

I thought it was a glitch 😭😭

Jocelyn Howard

I totally agree with yall picking to sandpaper the nipples off, but I'm surprised there was no discussion about how lit eating coochie would be with having a dick as a tongue 🤣🤣😭

Janna

39 minutes for the fans that pay is unacceptable fellas. FIX IT.

Janna

Honestly they’re taking the piss

Janna

This seriously can’t run wtf

Janna

The AUDACITY they have to treat the people who pay like this is brazy

cesi

me eating rice with a spoon as i’m watching this: 👁️👄👁️

Natacha Da Silva

I’m triggered 😂.. Um Bongo is a Portuguese drink and in Portugal it taste so much better 😂🤣🤣!!

Janna

There was a show on TLC My Strange Addiction there was a lady who liked to sniff and mouth on dirty diapers. Only pee ones. Like she would always have one on hand to sniff and would mouth on it like a baby would a teddy bear.

Kimberley

Can I just say, never did I ever think I would want to be a tub drain or a mound of dirt……

Stef

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse than the bath scene, it did 😭

Baljinder

Hey all, I have 3 seats for the tour in block 101! Please message if you are interested. Need to be sold together ☺️

Sarai Hernandez

Yes, indeed

Megan Russell

39 minutes…? Are we on punishment…?

G..

I was in the same scenario as the depressed gf in the past. She refused to see a therapist and was very mean to me, and made me feel guilty for things I didn’t have control over. She used to tell me that I could never make her happy cause she’s just depressed. That was the darkest time of my life, best decision was break up with her and live with the guilt until it faded. Took her years to see a therapist and get medications that helped. But I’m with James, never again. We all have a responsibility towards ourselves and our partners to get the help that we need and not drag other down with us.

Tristen

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO USE DISCORD WTF

Imelda Keza

Watched saltburn in the cinema, my jaw was on the floor the entire time… the bath scene, the vampire scene, THE GRAVE SCENE!😭😭😭

Tai Carranceja

Salt burn scarred me, my gf made me watch it and filmed me through those mad scenes🫣

Doc X

I need to come thru and kick a 2-3 minute story time. Check out me out, fellas!

Taye

The episodes just keep getting shorter. Wtf did we do to deserve this😩😭

Racheal Showunmi

There’s no way y’all just dropped a 30 mins episode and still think it’s sunshine and rainbows

Phoebe Fernandez

Yeah , what type of bafoonery is this

Phoebe Fernandez

James almost got Fuhad to choose cock in his mouth! 😂😂😂😂

Jeremy Shaw

@ depressed girlfriend: I have PTSD, anxiety, and major depressive disorder. I highly recommend a therapist. I have a therapist and a psychiatrist. Recently started medication. It has done wonders for living a healthier life.