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Uncut Gems - Jaguars
The NFL season starts Thursday oml how did we get here already - also cats
NFLXL - Jaguars
They're called Big Cats for a reason
Comm - Cow Girl TF (BE / HyperPreg / Cow...ification)
Nothow I expected to make my triumphant return to expansion sequences, but I think it turned out pretty shweet.
SPICE - Texans
Hopefully this bundle of cows can buy me some time to resume dying. Insmol to lorge order for your viewing pleasure, enjoy (haha omg back to bed)
Uncut Gems - Texans
Bonus Bovine Booba
NFLXL - Texans
There's the beef
Covid π
Haha hi again, I will be back from vacation Monday. I kinda missed the vacation part, all I got was like one fun day and covid. This is gonna be day 6 of being laid out with no end in sight, but when I'm back I will try to scrape myself up to get you guys some booba in these trying times. It could be another week (pls not more) of this, so if things are a bit slow, that's why lol. I'll do my best boys π«‘Everything hurts and I'm ...
Back next week π
Ew, a text post on my good clean wholesome enormous anime tiddy subscription, ikr. I mentioned this on one of the Colts posts but I'm on vacation this week, aaaaand I'm already sick π€ pair that with my very epic chronic illness (a perk of your patronage is lore) and I'm pretty dead rn. Tl;dr - the booba train resumes next week assuming I live πOh and while I'm here, to the brave souls that joined the tip jar tier, I'll b...
SPICE - Colts
Low-key I put my favorite pic first, then normal lady from smallest to biggest, then milky lady from smallest to biggest - it makes my OCD brain feel good, plus it's a poor man's expansion sequence, W organization method honestly these are the real perks of your membership, oh and the enormous booba ig too
Uncut Gems - Colts
Seabiscuit if it were actually good(It is actually good, it's got Spiderman in it c'mon)
NFLXL - Colts
Oh boy, 3AM! You guys get this one a lil early, I'm about to be on a bit of a vacation this (next) week. But I've got this bunch of beeg horse lady to hold you guys over hopefully lolAlso welcome everyone! There's like a wholesome bunch of you now omg tysm it means a ton!
SPICE - Titans
Babe wake up, NEW BIG LADY DROPPEDNot to toot my own horn, but I think I'm getting pretty good at this XL thing fr fr
(Smol) SPICE - Titans
Cool bug fact - It's my birthday :)Things are a lil busy atm and are gonna be even busier next week, but take these ladies, I'll try to get a bigger and better set up later on, or just make up for it when the Giants come to town lol
NFLXL - Titans
BEEG LADY
Uncut Gems - Titans
BEEG LADIES
SPICE - Office Lady
I can't think of an office related milk pun I'm not gonna lie, but these go crazy fr
Actually Pretty Cut Gems - Office Lady
I put some shiny faces on these ones, cuz I like you guys - going forward I think the Gems will stay uncut (it took all day lmao), but I will be giving the SPICE sets these fancy faces :)
Waifu Wednesday - Office Lady
It's a hot one at the office(Insert that Santana song with the guy from Matchbox Twenty here)
NFLXL - Bills
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of folding tables suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
SPICE - Bills
The Buffalo Boobs I mean Boobs I mean Boobs I mean-
Uncut Gems - Bills
Still got some editing to do on the final for the Bills post but that doesn't mean you can't get the fun extras early :)
SPICE - Lumberjack
NSFW goodness! Isn't all my stuff technically NSFW though? You're not looking at tonglehonglekoogers at work are you? Well if you are, fair enough, have some big ole nipple π€
Waifu Wednesday - Lumberjack
She kinda looks like Mario and cuts trees with a battleaxe, but she's got spirit
Uncut Gems - Patriots
I made the Pats a minute ago before this new upscaling all my stuff era, so they're a little extra uncut. Main difference is the upscale really gets the face solid - before I spend hours replacing it with a completely different face, the shit we do for style consistency. But you're here for the pile of 90% finished booba anyway so rejoice!
NFLXL - Patriots
OH LAWD SHE COMINShh this doesn't go public till tomorrow, the power $5 can buy
A Ton of Tora
Early XL messing around, and way too much nip to post anywhere else lmao, might finish some up for twitter/here sometime though
Uncut Gems - Dolphins
The post where I realized I had to hide nipples so Insta won't steal my soul- but hey that's what we have this place for lol
The NFLXL so far
Remember that -chan phase in like 2015 where everything was getting turned into waifus? This is basically that for NFL teams but epic
