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a rapper named....AFROMAN???
TODAY: it’s nice to go on vacation, but never take a vacation from getting loose. Alex finds out the hard way.Also, apparently while we were on vacation, Trump was going to be arrested?? and his supporters are “too afraid” to protest on his behalf?Finally: Afroman made a music video using footage of the unsuccessful raid on his house and the officers are suing him for “humiliation.” Right-wing commenters regretfully side with Afroman.Mu...
DEATH CHAT 500 - 03/26/23
WE'RE BACK and chatting LIVECommunist coffeeGolf Grunge??the Flintstones is a Bowling Rock movie?
High schoolers are not children. Perhaps that perception among policy makers is the problem
This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child laborAlso: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white parents and children of color and address the right wing's overtly racist backlash to the story.Finally: a bowlin...
I am Julius Caesar of Rome. I am also a female.
This week we report on incredibly disturbing allegations about republican governor Ron Desantis. Do we really want someone with his disgusting past running the entire countryand a deranged New Hampshire man visits a school board meeting dressed as Julius Caesar to prove a point about how normal he is, and we follow him back to his facebook profile, which is even more normalFinally, Everything Everywhere All At Once featured talented Asian actors....
DEATH CHAT 500 - Golf Rock
This week we're chatting about Tin Cup, a movie about a Cool Golfer, but more importantly, a movie about my two dads being best friends.Also, we examine the film's soundtrack for evidence of the existence of Golf Rock in songs like "Double Bogey Blues."Our thirst for knowledge unsatisfied, we explore professional Cool Golfer John Daly's musical output with tracks like "Hit it Hard" and "Working Class Golfer"Fin...
Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell. w/Sean KB
Today with Sean KB we go over the Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and decide who should live, who should perish, and who’s at fault (rich people)Also, we’re back on Jordan Peterson tweetwatch as we parse through his most recent bangers including his arguing against animal rights and confusing obvious fetish porn for a Chinese Communist Party cum dungeonListen to the Antifada wherever you get podcastsMusic:Autolux - Junk for CodeDystopia - Self D...
DEATH CHAT 500 - 3/18
We're early! Next week is vacation so we're doing this week's DEATH CHAT 500 LIVE... RIGHT NOWIt’s music chat this week with:Golf RockConspiracy theory butt rockWhite woman Vintage Vinyl™️ singing voiceAnd a new Bowling Rock super group in the works!Join Us
This week’s DEATH CHAT 500 will happen in (about) ONE HOUR
Apologies for the late notice, but I’ll be on vacation this week to next, so we’re recording everything early.This week’s DEATH CHAT 500 will happen TODAY at 3pm PST. The audio won’t be published until the usual time this weekend. Hope you can make it!
On this photo of a young man's backside, LtGov. McNally responded with 3 red hearts and on-fire emojis
This week we get intimidated by MY president Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters and wonder which defenseless millionaire senator he'll target nextand Michigan Republicans whine about the repeal of Right to Work in a huge win for schadenfreudeand last but not least, Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally is in hot water for being a little too supportive of the twink communityMusic:Hella - FurthestHella - Long Hair
DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 - 3/11We’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUTA timeless look at divorced, white, masculine aggrievement, The Last Boy Scout chronicles a cooler-than-life former secret service agent (Bruce Willis) who saved the president's life but crossed the wrong deep state conspiracy.Chewed up and spit out by the country he saved, Joe must now team up with ungrateful former QB (Damon Wayans) to solve the murder of the disgraced player...
DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout
A patriot who saved the life of the president (but whose wife hates him) teams up with an ungrateful black former QB in order to take down a corrupt NFL owner & sicko SenatorWe’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT
Today on DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout
What if a patriot who saved the life of the president (but whose wife hates him) teamed up with an ungrateful black former QB in order to take down a corrupt NFL owner & sicko Senator?In 2 hours we’re talking THE LAST BOYSCOUT live on DEATH CHAT 500 today at 5pm PSTJoin us!
I feel like I'm being punk'ed daily and Justen Bieber is around the corner
What if Tom Hanks ate his son Chet for his rich vein of adrenachrome?What if the President and the First Lady ate the same dish at a restaurant and it was poisoned?What if shoplifting were dangerous for your upper respiratory system?What if the real pandemic were tipping?These questions definitively answered on today's episodeMusic:Protomartyr - Pontiac 87The Str*kes - New York City CopsPart Chimp - Hello Bastards
Let's close the door and butt fuck each other - The Ballad of Black Rifle Coffee
Today we go over a former Black Rifle Coffee Company employee's lawsuit against the organization, including allegations of repeated sexual harassment by a boss consumed with dominating his employees--where were the signs??Also: Business Insider solves the housing crisis by showcasing a cute dumpster for you to live inAnd finally we cover one of the weirdest anti-trans rumors yet: trans women are inserting "frozen tomato paste" into th...
DEATH CHAT 500 - Sad Little Man!
This week starts with Fitness Chat and we learn about the unsavory characters at Tony's local gym and our personal routinesAlso, a cancer-themed christian rapper who bestows random blessings on orders for his insane merchandiseand we listen to an incredibly funny supercut of songs from a far-right folk singer which leads us to the music video for early 2000's hit "Superman"Join us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every saturday at 5pm PST ...
DEATH CHAT 500 03/04/23
Anti-antifa folk rock, heartwarming anti-cancer rap, and gym chat
Single White Dilbert
Today it's a man's episode as Tony gets gunned down by the Clint Eastwood defense task forceScott Adams recommends white flight after calling "blacks" a "hate group," but the only things fleeing are the newspapers that used to publish Dilbertand Finally, we hear the right wing's litany of reasons 63% of young men are single. (because they're trans)Music:Brandon Coleman - We Change Part IClint Eastwood - Gran Torino...
DEATH CHAT 500 - Your vile laws, I will break (02/24/23)
Lightning crashes, a mid-90s rock band falls to the floor. The confusion sets in. We read about the recent tumultuous history of the band Live, complete with serial con-men, q-pilled band members, and an amateur fiber-optics companyAlso: we listen to Libertarian rap(?) and conspiracy theory pop punk and now we hate laws.Join us for DEATH CHAT 500 every Saturday at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcultMusic:BADBADNOTGOOD, Laraaji - Unfoldi...
DEATH CHAT 500 (02/25/33)
Butt Rock implosions, libertarian rap, conspiracy theory pop punk
Gun Pool
Today we catch up with Ben Stein who just found out about Aunt Jemima, and Jordan Peterson drives himself insane with the idea of non-binary peopleAlso: James O'Keefe is fired from Project Veritas for annoying sponsors and harassing employees, but the comments know Pfizer is pulling the stringsAnd finally, a new pool takes the nation by storm: Gun PoolJoin us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every saturday at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathc...
DEATH CHAT 500 - A reminder never to become attached to things of this world
This week it's a Bowling Rock follow-up: Less than Jake, Social Distortion, Rocket from the Crypt—Are they Bowling Rock?Revisiting Rock Against BushWoke Chik-Fil-A proves nothing gold can stayAnd Alex argues with Facebook work ethic guysWatch the livestream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYTDXjz5ItEJoin us every Saturday at 5pm PST at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for DEATH CHAT 500 LiveMusic: Rocket from the Crypt - Little Arm
DEATH CHAT 500 02/18 VOL. 2
Bowling Rock follow-up: Less than Jake, Social Distortion, Rocket from the Crypt—Are they Bowling Rock?We Rock Against BushChik-Fil-A proves nothing gold can stayAnd Alex argues with Facebook work ethic guys
BUTT FEST 2000 - BOWLING ROCK
This week we bring BUTT FEST 2000 over to the MDC feed where Alexander, Tony, and Bryan Quinby dive into the potential genre of Bowling Rock.Bowling Rock: what is it, who is it, and why is it?We trace the origins of the 1950's-and-60's-obsessed genre (think board shorts, bowling shirts, Hawaiian culture, semi-ironic americana, maybe even a little Elvis) in surf rock, ska, and swing, and we analyze the pop-punk, irony, and SoCal bro vibe i...
NEW MERCH
Evade the CIA and save your newborn baby from a tiger and land-mine-riddled Roman coliseum with our brand new T-Shirt.From technologically advanced island prisons to cyber goth arms dealer night clubs, this natural color, USA-Made Bayside T-Shirt will have you looking stylish wherever adventure takes you.Also: our Real Tree hat is back, this time in EDGE camo.Plus: Uncut Minion stickers, Double Team stickers, Podcast art stickers, Black metal sti...
DEATH CHAT 500 - Sour Cream Salamander (2/11/23)
This week we get revenge on the woke AI chat program by saying nearly every one of the 250 best slurs for white people as compiled by a University Black Student Union.Also, a conservative animates an entire cartoon to prove he wasn't triggered by Sam SmithAnd a new Limp Bizkit video... with a message??Join us every Saturday for DEATH CHAT 500 at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
DEATH CHAT 500 2/11/23
Let's Chat
Join us today at 5pm PST where we will be saying Auburn University’s complete list of 250 slurs for white people
Also, conservative toons, a new vegetarian cauliflower sandwich at Chik Fil A, and gym chatThe link will be shared in a new Patreon post a few minutes before 5.
I know we use the word satanic too often but this performance is literally a tribute to Satan
This week we asses the true threat level of the Chinese Balloon using the "Snoopy system,"and Trump uses the groomer attack (appropriately?) against DeSantis--upsetting former Trump supporters who suddenly remember he's also a predator.Finally, conservatives get extremely scared of Sam Smith after the singer dresses up like a guy from Moulin RougeMusic:Sugar RAY - Every MorningRadiohead - Spectre
DEATH CHAT 500 - Don't Dare Call Me Misogynist
This week we cover a punk rock beef dis track that is NOT SEXISTAnd we gracefully and tactfully answer Children's Questions to God supplied by right wing evangelical lobbying group Focus on the FamilyIntro music by Alexander EdwardOutro Music: Hole - Plump
DEATH CHAT 500 - Questions Kids Ask About God
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