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Dead Idea Valhalla 30. Scurvy Curves
RUN.This is a goooood ep.The first half, a little bit about my job history contains some fun stories and some awful ones.The middle song, a number called Don't No, comes from a little EP I like quite a bit that, in retrospect, is FULL of anxiety about my doomed marriage! Listening back to it is almost embarrassing given how transparent it is. "The idiot chaos in the center of my heart marked a date on a calendar that I had to follow."...
Bonus Level 5: Spec Ops: The Line
This is a very special bonus level where we give the game club treatment to Spec Ops: The Line. We are joined by Jorg Friedrich of Yager Development to discuss the thoughts and motivations that went into the development of the game. Then, the Duckfeed.tv team delves into the emotional impact that this serious and solemn game had on us.Links of Note:Funny Games
Bonfireside Chat 9: Darkroot Basin and New Londo Ruins
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Brayton Cameron talk about Darkroot Basin and the New Londo Ruins.If you're playing along, we cover the Hydra, Sif, and all of New Londo (including the Four Kings).The next episode will cover the Duke's Archives and the Crystal Caves.Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game.Links of Note:The PitchCheers Theme SongSnake Rattle an...
Abject Suffering 9: Deadly Towers
Dick Dagger: It's more than just an incredibly predictable porn star name. It's what you kill things with in this awful game. Join us as we try and talk about anything and everything but this atrocity.
Watch Out for Fireballs! 45: Max Payne
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross enter an altered state to talk about Max Payne.Your wife and only child are dead, and you want blood. Also, it’s a noir video game. We ultimately express our indifference towards the shooter genre, but we love the presentation bits enough to extend a lot of good will toward it.LINKS OF NOTE:GBA Max Payne: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvJk0gF8jngGBA Tony Hawk: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sRjTg01hqADiaper Time: www.youtube....
The Pitch 24: Teeth for Brushers Magazine
We all know the publishing industry is BOOMING. Let's get in on it.
Dead Idea Valhalla 29. The Constant Death of Regular Humans
Here's a little bit of cruelty that isn't going to age that well.The first bit is something I'm not totally into anymore! I do think it's silly to mourn celebrities, for the most part, but I also realize it's very unkind. If I did this again, I might tone it down a little bit. It does mean that I get to say I wrote a song called Pussystorm USA, however.The song in the middle, officially titled Victim but that I always refer to...
The Level 20: Spit Blunk
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the recent Nintendo announcements, X-COM enemy unknown, and we ask you what games you keep coming back to.The Brief:Ratchet and Clank movie announced.Nintendo Now.Tetris to treat lazy eye.The Grind:Ben: Spec Ops: The Line.Kole: Spec Ops: The Line. Ridiculous Fishing.David: Dead Island. La Mulana.Dennis: Dear Esther. X-COM: Enemy Unknown.Multiplayer:Games you replay.End Boss:Las Vegas beer fest.Disabled LoL ...
Bonfireside Chat Appendix: The Painted World of Ariamis
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy read your responses about the Painted World of Ariamis. Also, deleted scenes.Links of Note:Prepare to Cry: Heroes of FirelinkVideo of how to Skip Estus FlaskShock of White Hair in ItDark Souls 2 gameplay footageBring me Red PagesMoonsideBeetlejuice Lost Souls Room
The Pitch 23: The Spill Bill
Sexy interuptions don't stop the innovation!
Dead Idea Valhalla 28. And They Called Him Demolition Man...
And they called him...The first segment is a tirade about weather that's pretty uninspired, I admit! But it gets better!The song in the middle is from The Midnite Snax, my 2nd rock band in my home town, and a song from my song-a-day project. It's about the character Bub from my favorite George Romero movie, Day of the Dead.The real meat, however, is "Gary Butterfield's Boring Party." I love this bland playlet. I've always ...
Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Metroid Prime
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about genitals, outakes, and a little bit about Metroid Prime.LINKS OF NOTE:Scrotum: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/scrotumCouch St. news.travel.aol.com/2010/08/27/portland-slang/Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
Those Damn Ross Kids 113: Naming a Banjo Band
Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions.SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:I pitch over windmills. We did it. Emergency Donut Services. Accidental Incest. Honeymoons Over My Hammy. Give this baby a gun. The Nest. Boob Maintenance. Size queens. I'm not a child molester, I'm a racist. Hangovers are expensive. Coke ended the world.
The Level 19: Tennis Furia
Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Castle of Illusion remake, Improbable Island, and your favorite mods.The Brief"Castle of Illusion" remake announced."The Last of Us" contest.Grand Theft Auto V screens released.The GrindKole: VVVVVV.Ben: Bioshock Infinite. Spec Ops: The Line.Dennis: Improbable Island. Dark Souls. The Walking Dead.MultiplayerWhat's your favorite mod?
Bonfireside Chat 8: The Painted World of Ariamis
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy talk about the return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis.If you're playing along, we cover everything up through Priscilla.The next episode will cover Darkroot Basin and the New Londo Ruins.Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game.Links of Note:None
Watch Out for Fireballs! 44: Metroid Prime
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross slather themselves with Phazon and talk about Metroid Prime.An ancient evil springs of a meteor, a verbose race of bird people leave you notes, and a classic series is taken to 3D. Neither of us beat the game this time around, but we played enough to know that it doesn’t succeed on a lot of levels.LINKS OF NOTE:Metroid Prime: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroid_PrimeMetroid Timeline: metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Metroid_timel...
Abject Suffering 8: Jurassic Park
Hey there, Clever Girls... are you ready to have a prepubescent crush on Laura Dern? We thought so. There really isn't a great Jurassic Park game, but the Genesis one is made of human butt. And we don't care that you get to be a raptor, because that's the dream we live every night... as were-raptors.
The Pitch 22: Apocalips
Ladies in the apocalypse will mostly be concerned with keeping things away or keeping them close.
Those Damn Ross Kids 112: A Book With Two Rooms
Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:Sending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. Previous Nectar Gun. The sound of your voice. All the planet's libraries. Hovercart. Give me my son's finger back. Double Texting. Don't drink and walk. Rent out a prison. Memory sticks are never good.
Dead Idea Valhalla 27. Sex Copse
Tommy's Too.The Sex Trillogy Concludes! Though I guess I talk about sex quite a bit. First, the Tiny Beings Errata, with the fakey Stan Lee voice, who I called Granny Guzzlin' Gary, which is fucking disgusting.In the middle, the only cover The Metroids ever recorded. It's more or less faithful.Then, some more Gallagher 3, because it's not like he's the worst thing I ever made.
Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Sonic 3 and Knuckles
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Roger Ebert’s death, gym class, dying young, and a little bit about Sonic 3 and Knuckles.LINKS OF NOTE:Jeff Goldblum on SNL: www.funnyordie.com/videos/25633d24…jeopardy-5-9-98Kurt Braunohler Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/309790…s-cloud-projectGamers.txt: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p…pagenumber=6In this Friendly Friendly World: www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4Battlefield Ea...
The Level 18: Gerund's Lair
Kole, Dennis, David, and (eventually) Ben talk about the always-online Xbox controversy, the Dark Souls 2 reveal, and ask you about your emotional responses to games.The BriefX-Box 360 always-online kerfuffle.Dark Souls 2 gameplay video released.The GrindKole: Nimble Quest. Minecraft.Dennis: The Cave. The Walking Dead. New World Colony.David: Improbable Island. Bioshock Infinite.MultiplayerWhat game have you had the strongest emotional reaction t...
Bonfireside Chat Appendix: Anor Londo
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey read your thoughts and responses about Anor Londo.Translation Doc LinkSatusukiCustom Mimic TextureBash Bros.
Watch Out for Fireballs! 43: Sonic 3 and Knuckles
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross sprint through Sonic 3 and Knuckles.Something about emeralds, something about robots, something about going real fast. There's some measure of debate over what the best Sonic game is, but Sonic 3 and Knuckles is probably the grandest expression of what "Sonic" is all about. We vacilitate for a while before ultimately concluding that the game ain't bad, it just has high highs and low lows.Note: The sk...
The Pitch 21: The Behehendrehndendedehenen Steak? House
I can't think of anything that can go wrong with this idea.
Those Damn Ross Kids 111: God Gave Them Bones
Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly.SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:Wrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A wreck. Shandy. Sexmurderer for hire. The skate park paradox. Kris's shameful admission. The benefits of olive oil. The secret of the towels. Whisper Eating. Looking is extra.
Dead Idea Valhalla 26. Shirts for Uncles
Save time by having your shirt say this to everyone you'd say it to.Part two of the sex trillogy. Fun little bit in the first half, in the guise of fake deleted scenes. Nothing much to say.In the middle: one of the saddest songs I think I've ever done.Then some stuff about shirts and sex. Solid ep, bro.
The Level 17: I Shot Him With My Car Gun
Kole, Dennis Bot, Ben, and David talk about the Metal Gear Solid 5, Bioshock Infinite, and Organ Trail.The BriefMetal Gear Solid 5 announced.David Hayter fired from being Solid Snake.China develops "Glorious Mission".N++ announced.The GrindBen: 30 Flights of Loving. Bioshock Infinite.Kole: Bioshock Infinite. Organ Trail.David: Improbable Island.The End BossNew Car.Haiku.Boring.
Bonfireside Chat 7: Anor Londo
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey talk about Anor Londo.If you're playing along, we cover Anor Londo in its entirety.The next episode will cover the Return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis.Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game.Links of Note:Retronauts KickstarterRetronauts T-ShirtRastafy PoochieBob Mackey Something Awful ColumnBob ...
Watch Out for Fireballs! Apology: Crash Into Me
Gary Butterfield explains why there isn't a new episode of WOFF! today. Kole Ross is in an iron lung at the Mayo Clinic after getting into a car accident. We will return next week with our previously scheduled Sonic 3 and Knuckles episode.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
