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Those Damn Ross Kids 75: The Hamburger Angling Association

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about universes, urine thresholds, and salad.Suggested Talking Points: Hat envy. Willy Wonka = George Bush? SCIENCE ZONE: Black Holes, Singularities, and Infinite Universes. Don’t piss on that fish. FTC: Stop Dressing Like Ed McMahon. What is your warning label? The Zoloft Defense. Syringe bank robbery. Vegas Strip Steak. Death by salad. Organic assholes. The end of D.A.R.E. Angry Birds Jewelry.

Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: E.V.O.: The Search for Eden

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross grinding, posthumous fame, and Joss Whedon.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Those Damn Ross Kids 74: Snazzy Slacks

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about religious figures, phantom limbs, and murder.Suggested Talking Points: A little hot. The Dalai Lama is afraid of flying. Porn City. Catheter catastrophe. Spin cycle. I filled out the horse. Pron/m. Library courtesy call. Moms on the phone during sex. Chinese water murder. Yannic cave art. Mock real crash.

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 152: Believin'

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about how we don’t play games anymore, Kickstarter games, and then we spoil the crap out of Journey.What’cha Been Playin’?Dennis: Assassin’s Creed: Recollection. Silent Hill. Battlefield 3. Sega Genesis Collection.Kole: Wolfenstein 3D Classic.Ben: Deus Ex: Human Revolution.What’s On Your MindRepublique Kickstarter funded.Bioshock Infinite delayed.Xbox 360 contract.Diablo III.SpoilercastJourneyLinks of NoteAssa...

Watch Out for Fireballs! 19: E.V.O.: The Search for Eden

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross, despite their lack of fitness, survive long enough to discuss E.V.O.: The Search for Eden.You have 4.6 billion years to turn from a fish into a human so that you can have sex with the planet Earth. And that’s just the beginning of how weird E.V.O. is, which is probably why so many people hold the game so dear. Has it aged well, or should it be sent back into the primordial ooze?Links of NoteE.V.O.: The Search for...

Those Damn Ross Kids 73: Birds of Our Fathers

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about children’s books, citizenship, and deer.Suggested Talking Points: We have an intro already (the worst person). Little Bear slaughtered the Boxcar Children. Take these nude pics of me, Mom. Moonwalk at gunpoint. Take my eye. Snacks around the world. Stealing a bridge one piece at a time. YouTube Challenges. Expatriates. The Man Who Quit Money. FOSAMA. Eagle steals dog. Ira Glass impersonation. Deer are bas...

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 151: Macho

Kole and Ben talk about pretentious indie games, Dear Esther, and missed movie opportunities.What’cha Been Playin’?Ben: Journey. Renegade Ops. Closure. To the Moon.Kole: Fez. Journey. Dear Esther. To the Moon. Mass Effect 3. Draw Something. Groove Coaster.What’s On Your MindThe AvengersRandy Savage Skyrim ModElder Scrolls MMOLinks of NoteDon’t Look BackVideo Games Hot DogSynecdoche, NYCosmonaut Stylus - Studio NeatThe Walking Dead GameRac...

Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Planescape: Torment

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross try out the skit material, bad organic art, and tattoos.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Watch Out for Fireballs! 18: Planescape: Torment (Part 2)

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross will the second part of their Planescape: Torment episode into existence.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Those Damn Ross Kids 72: No No, Kole, Don't Talk

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about matricide, conditions, and the surrogate Kole.Kole was incredibly inebriated for this episode. Forgiveness please.Suggested Talking Points: Pirates on deck. Keep that sex offender away from my grandma. Robots, Men, and Sex Tourism. I’ve got your daughter’s ashes, and I’m gonna snort them. Helicopter Women. The Aztec prison code. Racism Museum. A Tea Parody. Trig. Immaculate chicken conception. The dea...

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 150: Sesquicentennial

Left to right: David, Dennis, Kole, Ben.Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David gather live for the 150th episode of our humble program.What’cha Been Playin’?David: World of Warcraft. Diablo III Beta. Lone Survivor. Super Monday Night Combat.Kole: Draw Something. (Good intentions to play). Journey. To the Moon. Dear Esther. Planescape: Torment.Ben: Draw Something. flOw.Dennis: SSX. Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction. Silent Hill.What’s On Your Mi...

Those Damn Ross Kids 71: Half the Kids in This Octagon Could Get a Gun

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about substances, minerals, and childhood crime.Suggested Talking Points: Bulk bag. Chinplant Mania. Coke overdose. Accura: Not Too Dark. Shred your toads. I can get a handgun if I want. Rename this pond. Phantom genitalia. SCIENCE ZONE: Jimmy C and the Asteroid Mine. Kindergarten simple assault. I want my foreskin back.

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 149: Bottleneck

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about Journey, forcing your kids to like games, and Draw Something.What’cha Been Playin’?Kole: The Last Window: The Secret of Cape West. Journey. FEZ.Dennis: Infinity Blade II. Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time. Draw Something.Ben: Journey. Flower. Limbo.What’s On Your MindCryENGINE 3Dark Souls on PC.Pro gaming on TV.Links of NoteNoby Noby BoySonic Drowning MusicJourney ArticlePassageDesert BusFlow

Those Damn Ross Kids 70: He Just Snapped

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about eyewear, odors, and golf.Suggested Talking Points: We’re not having the same conversation. Bleach fights and soap stories. The nerd defense. The panties of neglected Japanese wives. Fantasy maid service. OTR is dissed. Alicia Silverstone, the mama bird. I do… Stab you. They stole my lawn. Buford for sale. Golfing in the DMZ. THE SCIENCE ZONE: What would you give up for the internet? Toot for me. Shroom ...

Watch Out for Fireballs! 17: Planescape: Torment (Part 1)

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross will the second part of their Planescape: Torment episode into existence.And so it ends. We left off with a clue to find an old hag, but all we found was ourselves. Torment wraps up in a satisfying and mind-bending way, and there’s plenty to talk about as we dust up the final details of this narrative.Links of Note:Tony Jay[Plansecape Campaign Setting][1]Chris AvalloneZeb WellsZeb CookPee Wee's Secret WordTras...

Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Klonoa: Door to Phantomile

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross software updates, Emmanuelle, not missing Bart at all (BOH!).Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 148: Anticlimax

Dennis, Kole, and David talk about Silent Hill 3, The Last Window, and features and benefits.Our apologies for Ben’s audio quality this week.What’cha Been Playin’?Ben: Elder Scrolls v: Skyrim.Kole: The Last Window: The Secret of Cape West. Planescape: Torment.Dennis: SSX. Rayman Origins. Silent Hill 3.What’s On Your MindAmazon Prime video on PS3.No more used games?Baldur’s Gate remastered.

Watch Out for Fireballs! 16: Klonoa: The Door to Phantomile

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get saccharine about Klonoa: Door to Phantomile.Klonoa nyaahs like a cat and is anime as hell. He’s also fated to save the world of dreams from Ghadius, who wants to unleash nightmares into the world. Is this cult classic overrated? Underrated? Listen and find out.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Those Damn Ross Kids 69: I Have Preferences, Not Standards

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about sleeping disorders, novelty food, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Suggested Talking Points: Deep nosing. Sexsomnia. Hunger Games Robots. The Boom Stick Hotdog. Big Pop. A Hill of Beans. Hootie’s bag crimes. PSA: Ticks! S.O.S.: Save Our Swan. Homekill gone wrong. That’s a paddlin’. Ruining the Turtles. SCIENCE ZONE: Coregasms. Dial-a-Star.

Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Silent Hill 2

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross gender benders, corn orbs, and survival-horror based crushes.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Those Damn Ross Kids 68: Death Potato

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about conveyance, fragrances, supernatural spelling.Suggested Talking Points: Isolation chamber. Kazakhstan demands a full investigation. 5 pounds of heroin in your tummy. Don’t legislate my penis. Eau de Pope. Sex toys, minus shame. Tacocopter. I’m so sorry potato potato potato. Science Zone: Flies, Rejection, Alcoholism, and cooked by bees. They made me handle the bomb. Quija murder me.

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 147: Recognizing

Dennis, Kole, and David talk about Mass Effect 3, Silent Hill, and the Diablo III release date.What’cha Been Playin’?Kole: Mass Effect 3. Silent Hill: Downpour. Silent Hill: HD Collection.David: Mass Effect. World of Warcraft: Cataclysm. Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. Saints Row The Third.Dennis: SSX. Bejeweled: Blitz. Please Stay Calm.What’s On Your MindDiablo 3 Release Date.Baldur’s Gate: Enhanced.Far Cry 3 Trailer and DLC.Links of Note...

Watch Out for Fireballs! 15: Silent Hill 2

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross leap into bottomless pits of effusive praise for Silent Hill 2.James Sunderland is a haunted man in a haunted town. Beckoned to Silent Hill by a letter from his dying wife, James is tortured by guilt as he’s drawn ever closer to revealing his own terrible secrets.Links of Note:Lazy Horse MattressesSilent Hill 2Silent Hill HD CollectionArc WordsItchy TastyH.P. Lovecraft[Pyramid Head Rape Scene]Blue VelvetPyramid He...

Those Damn Ross Kids 67: Death Wish Airlines

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about volume, aviation, and discipline.ALSO: Needle Hand. Whispering coach. Charles Bronson in the Love Guru. The Shut-Up Gun. Arson spree night out. Silent Halls. Just kill anyone. HitmanForHire.com. Gas leak infidelity. The desire to piss outside. Your sexy is too right. Atta boy. I love you, Lady Liberty. Nuclear bank robbery.

Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross discuss Action Castle, the blind, and GamePro.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 146: Salient

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the trilogies, SSX, misleading reviews, and briefly introduce Mass Effect 3.Apologies for Kole’s audio quality in the first half of the episode.What’cha Been Playin’?David: Valley Without Wind. Portal 2.Dennis: L.A. Noire. Rayman: Origins. SSX. Phoenix Wright. Zombie Parkour Runner.Ben: Elder Scrolls V: SkyrimKole: The Last Window.Links of Note:“Razzledazzle” - You Look Nice TodayThe RoadGamer’s...

Watch Out for Fireballs! 14: Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross grind Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee to a pulp.Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee is a puzzle platformer that was revered in its time for its beautiful graphics, excellent sound, and abundant character. Unfortunately, its trial-and-error nature hasn’t aged well. This is possibly the most negative we’ve ever gotten about a game.Oddworld: Abe's OddyseeOddworld: Abe's ExodusOddworld: Munch's OddyseeOddworld: Stranger...

Those Damn Ross Kids 66: My Name is Stumps, and I'm the Best

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about lives cut tragically short, Denny’s, and Cheers.Suggested Talking Points:Car wash stomp. Mohel herpes. Middle school murder. Rear-view cameras to be required. This is my Denny’s now. DUI and a butt plug. Drunk zamboni driver. Finance your test tube baby. SCIENCE ZONE: Clever Shark. Beeping Cheers and Barium White.

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 145: Again

Kole, Ben, and David re-do episode 145, and talk about our old favorites Dark Souls, Skyrim, and Final Fantasy XIII.What’cha Been Playin’?David: Dark Souls. Dungeon Defenders. Saint’s Row the Third. WoW: Cataclysm.Ben: Skyrim.Kole: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. Final Fantasy XIII. Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia.