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Those Damn Ross Kids 26: Moon Train

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges.Suggested Talking Points:New microphones. The show is too long. Happy Meals. Marketing to flash mobs. Hotel mourning Osama bin Laden? The beard vow. Bestiality everywhere. BBWs are wrecking your children’s lives. The naked chicken bandit. Recite Super Troopers. Three frogs in the convertible. Plague. Mother’s day. Kole’s bold new drug po...

Those Damn Ross Kids 25: Dos Argumentos Grandes

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets.Suggested Talking Points:Don’t lie to me. Shower treadmill. Bringing back Home Alone. Man in panda suit takes punches for a buck. Persistent genital arousal disorder and the magical ice-cream machine. Chiddy Bang and the Freestyle Rap Record. Three Dick Liquor. Chinese Spring Eggs. Urine-soaked cough drops. Spot the fake study. Blood Creek. Ghe...

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 112: Outage

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the PSN outage, Sword and Sworcery, and more Portal 2.Quick HitsPSN Outage Timeline.DiscussionHow does the PSN outage and data breach affecting you?What’cha Been Playin’?Dead Rising 2.Portal 2.Limbo.Sword and Sworcery.Team Fortress 2.Half Life 2.

Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 111: Tease

Kole, Ben, and Dennis tease you about Portal 2, Battlefield: Free, and the most we’ve anticipated games.What’cha Been Playin’?Portal 2.Killing Floor.Toki Tori.Amnesia: The Dark Descent.Penumbra: Overture.Machinarium.Castlevania: Lords of Shadow.Battlefield: Play for Free.Little Big Planet custom levels.I Want to Play a GameWho Are You?DiscussionWhat game did you anticipate the most?

Those Damn Ross Kids 24: Fatal Familial Insecurity

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites.Suggested Talking Points:Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdus...

Those Damn Ross Kids 23: Nautical by Nature

Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street.Suggested Talking Points:Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county j...

Those Damn Ross Kids 22: Prejudiced Birds

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math.Suggested Talking Points:The Sneeze Coach. Evil Robert Duvall and Monkey Paw Soup. Bullshit and the American hero. Breast milk ice-cream and the Cold Stone Horror.Playing Vampire and trying that murder stuff. The snappy hat and the inventor of Superglue. Prejudiced birds. The Falconer’s Son. Sinkholes. How the universe will end. Survival Quiz. Camel ...

Those Damn Ross Kids 21: Trash Lung

Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash.Suggested Talking Points:Give me all the sauce. Soul Patch Albinism. Andy. Doppelganger. Phantom poop and the Clown Burglar. Drink, Drive, Sext. Ninja Crime. River City Ransom. Advertising for confession. Clown crime continues. Dine and dash. Backward Feet Man. Sacrelicious. Urinating in a mason jar. Sexy kids, continued. Hatchet. Man Cave. School on a Saturday. Th...

Those Damn Ross Kids 20: The Imagined Smell

Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion.Suggested Talking Points:Inspirationcast. Bacon products. Woman hit twice in same intersection. House set on fire twice in the same day. Inventors who were buried in their inventions. Kole spills his beer. Haircuts and gun permits. Sexy babies. Ms. San Antonio ate too many tacos. The Smut List. There is no verb associated with Facebook. Grandma gets a toilet pap...

Those Damn Ross Kids 19: Mr. Giggles

Wherein those damn Ross kids hesitate about spaniards, fake deaths, and laser targeted advertising.Suggested Talking Points:Today’s podcast tomorrow. Gone Hookin’. Supermoon. Sex Quiz. Sexual Tension Quiz. HPV and the Surgeon General’s Warning tattoo. The government is taking away your right to send your kids to faith healers. Persecute the Spaniards and ban the Irish t-shirts. Miss Snake Charmer vs. Ms. Bear Baiter. Hey dipshits, don’t t...

Those Damn Ross Kids 18: Obliviontown

Wherein those damn Ross kids get real about mayonnaise disasters, teaching your kids to write backwards, and alien bacteria.Suggested Talking Points:Therapy. Good Christian Bitches. Grinch Syndrome. Appropriate deaths, e.g being extruded through a fine metal mesh. Mayonnaise disasters. Condiment crime spree. Sriracha. Poor Stephen. Pump the brakes on the misogyny. Teach your kids to write backwards. Sky heist. More Charlie Sheen. The CostCo Weddi...

Those Damn Ross Kids 17: Too Sexy to Die

Wherein those damn Ross kids expectorate about iScream, time dilation, and poor baby Connor.Suggested Talking Points:Don’t treat our listeners like idiots. The age of consent in Idaho. iScream. Screaming in the car. I need a gavel. The point that moths serve. Goats on I-5. Green Play-Doh. The K-NEX incident and losing control of my face. More personal arson. Only 50 websites. Time dilation. Unusual deaths. How do you kill a space shuttle? The w...

Those Damn Ross Kids 16: Talonclaw

Wherein those damn Ross kids have a frank discussion about kinky two year-olds, falconry, and technological singularity.Suggested Talking Points:Hey Dum Dum. Kinky 2 year olds. NO MORE BATS. Flame broiled Bumfights. Thesis. Kid exchange rate. Working the corner for grades and a Fresca. Jerky Spree. Kevin Bacon and the Invisible Micropenis. Three Story Cross. Touchdown Jesus and Robot God. Ghost rocks. Kittycicle. Goldfish drowned. A frank discuss...

Those Damn Ross Kids 15: Bounty Hunter

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk themselves dizzy about Rookie of the Year, Cousin Oliver, and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.Suggested Talking Points:Karaoke Cannon. Kevlar Underpants Protect Our Soldier’s Seed. The K-Mart Inside Job and Selling Kole’s Ass. Prosthetic Limbs Banned from High School Baseball. Rookie of the Year and Blank Check. The American Dream is Dead. Ronal Reagan isn’t 100, he’s dead. Not going to sing like Fred Durst. ...

Those Damn Ross Kids 14: Side-Hug

Wherein those damn Ross kids drop bombs about Facebook Envy, Christian Side-Hugs, and burial rituals.

Those Damn Ross Kids 13: Piss Dragons

Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.

Those Damn Ross Kids 12: Know the Unfeared

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.

Those Damn Ross Kids 11: PodDogs

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.

Those Damn Ross Kids 10: Slip 'n' Slide World Champions

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.

Those Damn Ross Kids 9: Stay Tuned

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss baby names, hobbits, and the freshest of princes.

Those Damn Ross Kids 8: The Last Christmas

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss euphemisms, steam engines, and Gary Sinise.

Those Damn Ross Kids 7: Shark Cops

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss innovation, genetics, and Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Those Damn Ross Kids 6: Pitch Black

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss women’s health, energy drinks, and the evil we must be complicit in to live a modern life.This episode is possibly the darkest, most offensive thing I have personally created. May God have mercy on all of our souls.