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Random Breath Testing
"Two hundred beers?"EARLY ACCESS!This spicy meatball goes live to the public tomorrow.Thank you patrons for your support! You are the best fans a weird Russian pop star could have.
The Adani Coal Mine
In the lead up to the QLD state election, we take another look at Adani coal mine.Thanks again for your support!-Jordan
The Ultimate Streets Brain Freeze
WE'RE BACK BABY!In today's video, we take a look at the Streets wage cut fiasco...TLDR: just buy Coles home-brand instead!
Why I Hate the Plebiscite.
With two days left to send in your surveys - we take a look at how the media has responded to the plebiscite and the various campaigns surrounding it.
Working at an Aussie Bottle-O
A 100% accurate training video preparing you for life as a Bottle-O employee.Up next is our video on the Plebiscite. You might find our take on it to be a little unexpected - so look forward to that one.We hope, dear patrons, that you have a great week!- The FJ Team
Working at an Aussie Bottle-O
EARLY ACCESS!This was a must requested topic by the fans. So please, sit back, relax and enjoy this hugely accurate instructional video on what you should expect when working at a bottle-O.Our next video will be on the Plebiscite.Thanks again you amazing patrons from everyone at the FJ Team!
The Slow Death of Coal
KILL IT!!! LET IT BURN!!!!Oh, wait...We take a look at the state of renewable energy in Australia.Thank you, dear patrons, for keeping this channel alive.
Renewables and the Slow Death of Coal
EARLY ACCESS!This one will be released to the public tomorrow.We take a look at the state of renewable energy in Australia - and surprisingly - it's not all doom and gloom.
The Ultimate DEFQON.1 Survival Guide
Another video in our series where we skewer Aussie music festivals! Which one do you want to see us do next?Apologies for the lack of early access on this one - we were running a little behind due to Jordan's upcoming regional tour and it needed to go up today.Thanks heaps! - The FJ Team
Drug Testing Dole Bludgers
.............COMMON SENSE!Thank you dear patrons for sticking with us. Your continued support never ceases to amaze us.- The FJ Team
Drug Testing for Welfare Recipients
EARLY ACCESS!On the surface it seems like a reasonable idea...BUT IS IT!?
Calling all Gods!
Are you an omniscient all-powerful shapeless being? Because you'll be going to the next FJ live show for free with a friend!CHIN UP, STOOGE! on tour - get your tickets now.1. Choose your venue 2. Find ticket outlet.- If it's stickytickets.com.au go to "ASK THE ORGANISER". Leave details - tickets will be emailed to you.- If any other outlet - write venue you want below. Preferably leave name below - or some way we can identify you ...
Every House Party Ever
Again, we know this one's a little trashy... BUT I CAN'T HELP BEING THE VOICE OF OUR GENERATION ALRIGHT!!!hahaha no but seriously, we hope this one gives you a bit of a chuckle.Thanks again you amazing people!
House Parties
EARLY ACCESS!Now, we know this one isn't political... But it's a story that had to be told. We hope you can forgive us.Kind regards,The Friendlyjordies Team.
Why Your Internet is Slow
The NBN is a piece of shit. Here's why.We know this is a hugely important topic for most of you, so we spent a lot of time putting this one together.Thanks again for your amazing support. It wows us constantly - and the only reason we can still make this content is because of you. So thank you!
The NBN Disaster
EARLY ACCESS PREVIEW!We take another look at the government's broadband initiative.We don't like it.
Jamie's 15 Minute Meals
We put Lord Jamie to the ultimate test!Thanks again for your incredible support of our channel. It's well pukka!
Jamie Oliver, Time Chef
EARLY ACCESS!Can we cook a medieval feast in just 15 minutes?p.s. How good is Woolworths hey?
WHY SCHOOL SUCKS! - Gonski 2.0
We take a look at Turnbull's plan for the future of government funding in schools.Education's not THAT important, is it?Thank you dear patrons for your generosity! Let's keep the Friendlyjordies train chuggin'!
Gonski 2.0
EARLY ACCESS!We take a look at the Turnbull Government's new Gonski 2.0
Gambling + Betting Apps in Australia
"There's nothin' more Aussie than having a PUNT!!"Thank you again, dear patrons, for continuing to support satire in this country. Like Gillette - YOU'RE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET! haha no but seriously, thanks. You warm my cold heart ❤️
Betting Apps
"There's nothin' more Aussie than having a PUNT!!"EARLY ACCESS!We take a look at betting apps, and their possible effects.
Game of Thrones... So Far
"Think, Dany! Think!"Get ready for the new GoT with our comprehensive look at Seasons 1-6!Have a wonderful weekend!
Game of Thrones Recap
EARLY ACCESS!Get ready for Season 7 with this comprehensive recap of Seasons 1-6. No stone left unturned!
Housing Affordabilty
This is a topic we know a lot of you care about - Capital Gains Tax needs to be looked into.Thanks again for your amazing support! Much love xoxo
Why You Can't Afford a House
EARLY ACCESS!It has never been more difficult to save for a house. Find out why.
Muslim Dads VS. Christian Dads
"FILTH! That's it pack your bags we're going back to Syria!"A conflict as old as timeLet us know who you'd like to see BATTLE next!
An Aussie Tells the Brits How to Vote
"Who doesn't love a bit o' Poppy Chikky?"Corbyn bringin' it home!This video was made over the weekend and had to be released today, so apologies for the lack of early access on this one... MORE RATS YA DIRTY DOGS!
Chronicles of Yilmaz: Volume XI
"OH MY GOD boiiiiiisssssssss what are you doing to MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?"Thanks again to our bestest buds on Patreon for their support. It's because of YOU that Yilmaz hath returned. Let's keep this train ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Chronicles of Yilmaz Volume XI
"BOISSSSSS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"He's back! Admittedly, not in pog form, but back nonetheless. Enjoy summa dat YILMAZ early access!

























