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September Bonus Episode Patron Poll: September So Bad It's Good
Noah's Choice:Troll 2The passion project of a denist and his ego this is one of the underappreciated gems of bad cinema. Creator of the famous "oh my god she ate him...and now she's gonna eat me toooooooo!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNMHeath's Choice:BirdemicHard to say what's more fun to watch, this movie, or the clip of its director standing up during a Q and A of an inconvenient truth and explaining the rea...
GAM159: New World Order
This week, Thomas Smith joins us to answer the burning question of why Thomas Smith still joins us for these things.
GAM Bonus 026: Broken Arrow
Because at least occasionally we get to do "awfully good" movies.
GAM158 The Climate Hustle
At this point, we're getting offended on behalf of hustlers.
GAM157 The Perfect Stranger
This movie gives black holes time dilation envy.
GAM156 Voiceless
Sorry about the later-than-usual drop, but when you hear the rage this movie induced in us, you'll see why I wasn't eager to revisit it in the edit. (Also, we were in Chicago and super busy all weekend.) Thanks for your patience.
GAM155 Bibleman Episode 4
This week, we watch what Pureflix incorrectly has labeled as episode four of this show. And this week there's no Jewish villain! (Just a Jewish sidekick for the villain)
GAM154 The Unmiracle
Is it the best worst thing we've ever seen? It's certainly a contender.
GAM Bonus 025: Double Team
Because the only way to make JCVD not look coked up at this point in his career was to stick him next to Dennis Rodman.
GAM153: Masterless
We'll admit, we were starting to think we'd never find a Kung Fu Jesus movie. I figured if this movie was out there, we'd have sniffed it out by now. But it was out there, and now our lives are complete.
GAM152 Sunday School Music
You asked for it... and asked for it... and asked for it... and we did it. And we brought along a damn funny guest to help.
Jerk of On the Toilet: MP3 for Patrons
You ask...we deliver...but more importantly you give us money -the Gam crew
GAM151: Bibleman - Episode 1
This week, we learn how it all began and immediately start asking WHY it all began.
July Bonus Poll: Jean Claude Van DAAAAAAAAMN
This month were taking on the francophone who brings it home, the man with splits to give you shits. The One. The Only. JCVD baby.Heath's Nomination:Double Team:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gSLmCHpUQNoah's Nomination:Derailed:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKiuZ2ewFtwEli's Nomination:Double impact:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IDVNSO4mt4
GAM150: God's Army 2: States of Grace
This week, we welcome Mark and Doug from the How to Heretic because I'll be damned if we were gonna do another Mormon movie with no translators.Also, we just announced our live show coming up in London. If you'd like more info, you can find it here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575
Patrons get first dibs on London Live show Tickets!!!
Well,The people have spoke and if ya'll meant what you said we're coming to london baby. The venue is booked. Our bags our packed. And we'll be doing a show under the watchful eye of the virgin queen. But nobody gets tickets before you...because we love you the mostBut dont wait. Every single platinum night we've ever done has sold out and this one will too! Plus our VIP tickets usually go as wellhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-a...
GAM149 The Singles Ward
This week, we became the first three people to ever say "Man, I sure wish we had a Mormon around."
GAM Bonus 024: Steel
This month we reach back into the bag of 'also rans' from Heath's recent selections and find a GEM.
GAM148: Are you the One?
This week, we meet Heath's soulmate again.
Live Show Poll
Hey you beautiful peoples, So the gang is hoping to make it to QED this year but sadly asking Marsh and Andy to foot the bill every time we fly across the pond isn't doable. So the goal is to do a live GAM in london a few days before QED to pay for the trip. Could you make it?And for you americanos, who could make it to a live show in LA in January? We'd love to make both these shows work but we wanna make sure there'd be enough of yo...
GAM147 The Doctrine of Grace
This week, Frank and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for the first ever breakdown of a movie with one of the actors in the movie.
June Bonus Patron Poll: Heath's Revenge
HEATH DECIDES!This month is heath's chance to catch up on all the gems you cast aside for Eli's obviously superior choices Steele Shack as a superhero!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAWWmLfkWoOver the TopMore Sly but this time with a magic hat and armwrestlinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQaE306QtckDouble TeamJean Claude Van-Damme and Dennis Rodman. Did heath ever nominate these? No. Did he care when I clearly explained the theme of ...
Gam146 Joseph Smith: Prophet of the Restoration
This week, we kick Mormon movie month off with special guest Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast. Because few people know the true scope of Joseph Smith's mob boss history better...
GAM145 My Daddy is in Heaven
In this week's episode, humidity parmesan clumps.
GAM Bonus 23: Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot
On this month's Sly Stallone bonus episode, Heath gets angry about democracy again.
GAM144 The Moment After II: The Awakening
Oh my god, somehow it got worse. They increased the budget since the first one, and made it worse. I underestimated them.
GAM143: The Moment After
Our 20th rapture movie, and our 14th David AR White movie. Or we're just stuck in a time loop.
GAM142 The Beautiful Truth
This week we watch an insanity. There's really no other way to say it.
May Bonus Episode Poll: Leave it...STALONE
Three great choices for you this month.Heath's Choice:Over the TopArm wrestling stalonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_qa_mLrQmYEli's Choice:Stop or my Mom will ShootThis is the movie Stalone says ruined his career https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMQ-RoCKa6oNoah's Choice:Stallone...sings...country...music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opFT4agnVB4
GAM141: Cries of the Unborn
Okay; two late drops in a row... don't worry, I'm not gonna make a habit of it or anything. Last week everybody but Morgan was travelling, and this week Morgan was travelling, but we'll be back to our normal release schedule next week.Until then, enjoy Eli making Andrew crazy nervous for two hours.
