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Taking a break, I reckon

Steviebear Maxwell generously requested a placeholder for the members who gave me a "day off" this month. So, here we are in the writers' room, where Eric Costello, Major Matt Mason, and Walter Reimer have all left tokens signifying that they are somewhere in the building and will return to "work" soon. RooCat_UK's Robota XL is here too for some reason. Security is pretty lax this close to Christmas.And that's the last...

Zandar's Saga 683

Wadi's disappointment knows no bounds.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/94507711FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/95755683

How Adler Stole Kringlemas, part 4

But the sound wasn’t sad!Why, this sound sounded merry!It couldn’t be so!But it WAS merry! Very!Adler stared down at Yarksberg! It boggled his eyes!Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!Every Yew-man in Yarksberg, the tall and the small,Was singing! Without any presents at all!He HADN’T stopped Kringlemas from coming!IT CAME!Somehow or other, it came just the same!And Adler, his elf feet ice-cold in the snow,Stood puzzling and ...

Just admit you forgot to bring it

Mr.Opossum (the marsupial who broke the bank at Monte Carlo) wanted to see Liz in Christmas-themed lingerie. She seems to have come empty-handed to the gift exchange though; how gauche!

A familiar symbol of holiday dread

Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see the Duchess holding mistletoe and using Wiles. This sight should only be viewed from a safe distance ... like the other side of the Atlantic ...

A brand new symbol of holiday cheer

Typeandkey had a strange request which I have cleverly drawn in a way that didn't require looking up reference images of guns. He also expressed an intention to print this out and post it at the shooting range, which is all well and good but I'm not signing my name nor putting my watermark on something that might get me canceled.

I thought those lived in the Amazon

Decadent Arsenic closes this chapter of the story of the Mistreed family on a tragic note. Or is it? Maybe bein' et by the river god ain't such a bad way to go.

Naughty naughty!

Hendak brings forth evidence (from the office Christmas party) that maybe the Fawn's name should be "Spike."Doodle requests for December are now closed.

I hate to see a grown otaku beg

Runei Stillwater described the scene.LAST CHANCE to request a Doodle! The queue contains: Hendak, Decadent Arsenic, Typeandkey, Ragtime Rochelle, and Mr.Opossum. Patreon's continuing commitment to making the Notification system completely useless means I may have missed some requests. You have until I post tomorrow to put them in the comments below.

How Adler Stole Kringlemas, part 3

Elves do not lie, but Adler was slick.He told her the truth, but he dressed it up quick!“Why, my sweet little dolt,” the fake Kringle laughed,“I’m an elf out for vengeance for getting the shaft.“I’ll ruin your good times and all you hold dear“By stealing these symbols of faith and good cheer.”And then the girl giggled. It went over her head.She assumed he was joking, and went back to bed.He arrogantly patted her head like a pup,Th...

Laid back

Walter Reimer told me to take the day off and decompress. This might not have been a good idea.(I feel like somebody has to have already made this meme, but feel free to use it if you want, to illuminate your online discourses/chats/flamewars.)

Of course he has, what a question

Rick2tails wanted to sit in Santa's lap despite being a grown-ass man.

Zandar's Saga 682

Just a little bit more information.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/93929137FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/95146921

Seems innocent enough

Scenario requested by Serge Skunk.Cue clip of Brad Pitt from Se7en yelling "WHAT'S IN THE BOX??"

Holiday nut assortment

CTN posited a completely unlikely scenario in which these three took on the No Nut November challenge. After the month was over, this is something that might happen.

Popular new yoga move

RooCat_UK told me to take the day off. We will have to wait til next month to find out what happened with the Minkworthys and the robots fighting in the pool.Meanwhile here's another robot I made in Blender. Still not rigged, but I figured I could go ahead and make the 2nd model while I try to absorb some rigging knowledge. This one was easy because a lot of it is reused from the first one. This goes with the lore, since the bear and rabbit w...

How Adler Stole Kringlemas, part 2

Then he got an idea!A stupid idea!ADLERGOT A MORONIC, STUPID IDEA!“I know just what to do!” Adler laughed in his throat.He apported a quick Kringle hat and a coat.Then he chuckled and clucked, “What a great elfy trick!“With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!”“All I need is a reindeer…”Adler peered around.Since he had none employed, there were none to be found.Did that stop Adler Young…?No! The elf simply s...

Highly conceptual avant-garde stuff

Eric Costello told me to do a John Cage impression. The guy is known (among other things) for sticking pencils and foreign objects into his piano, so I thought I'd try incorporating a pencil into a modular synthesizer patch.It had no noticeable effect.

Nothing like a nice relaxing T-pose

Major Matt Mason told me to take the day off. He's not the boss of me!If you don't request a Doodle then I'll just spend the time working on something else. Behold my underwhelming Blender achievement! I spent a while figuring out how to construct this model (and getting distracted with a Gmod story idea) but I think she's ready to rig now, and frankly I'm scared. Blender is like 3 or 4 different programs all grouped together ...

Impressive choppers

St_Veronika kept telling everybody at the office Christmas party about how she's been locked in a janitor closet for months. She looks healthy; what was she eating all this supposed time? Who invited her anyway? She doesn't work here. Plus I don't think we actually have a janitor closet. ANYWAY, Kelly for some reason was going around showing everybody her fangs, and Veronika was suitably impressed.

Steakhouse Liz

Time for her seasonal extra job in this seasonal extra doodle.

Famous catgirl

I think this one garnered me some "notoriety" when it ran in Gallery back in '97. I was trying a few drawing techniques which I mostly didn't stick with.

Zandar's Saga 681

Readers of the Ballad of Adler Young can guess why he worded it like that.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/93313282FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/94507711Also enjoy your Kelly pinup for December, heavily modified from this month's pose in the Sports Implicated swimsuit calendar. This will be the last year of me buying one of those, since they started 2023 with a blubberous mass (I can appreciate a...

Holly jolly Doodle time

December is upon us. There is no escape.1. R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permission. No fan art of corporate-owned characters from games, movies, TV, comics, etc.3. Put your request in the comments of the most recent Doodle post. Right now, that is thi...

How Adler Stole Kringlemas

Proudly presentingOur first ever Holiday Specialfor the Edification and Moral Instruction of the Public"HOW ADLER STOLE KRINGLEMAS"by Dr. Sus (mostly Typeandkey with minor alterations by Tegerio)Every Yew-man down in Yarksberg liked Kringlemas a lot...But Adler, hiding north of town, most certainly did NOT!Adler HATED Kringlemas and all the “Giving” seasons!Don’t ask him why, he’ll gladly talk your ear off with his reasons.He’ll...

Who as who?

Wednesday! Nothin' gets done around here on Wednesday! You'll have to be in suspense about Lana for a while because tomorrow is Thursday (Ballad) and the day after that is the 1st of December (Zandar).Enjoy this old picture from 1997 which shows Clairabelle in an obvious Lara Croft ripoff.