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Weekly update: Jack again!
Content update: 3x Jack body shapes (new maximum height: 7'7")Currently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs) BRIDECRAFT Ep 7. (October 5th reward)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11: will require user testing) MyWire Laptop App (coming with #B10.11) Bloopers+ Laptop App (coming with #B10.11) Blooper-Hall of Heroes Laptop app: A memorial for lege...
Content update: Jack
Content update: 3x Jack body shapes (new maximum height: 7'4")Currently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs) BRIDECRAFT Ep 7. (October 5th reward)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11: will require user testing) BRIDECRAFT Ep 6. (100% written, 100% rendered: September 5th reward)Hi Patrons!Big post of news stories, I finally rendered the backlog f...
Weekly content update: Jack
Content update: 3x Jack body shapes (new maximum height:7'1")Currently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11: will require user testing) BRIDECRAFT Ep 6. (100% written, 100% rendered: September 5th reward)Hi Patrons!I have (again) written and posed 2 News stories but I have not rendered them yet because of the h...
Weekly update: Ava
Content update: 3x Ava body shapesCurrently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11) BRIDECRAFT Ep 6. (100% written, 100% rendered)Hi Patrons!I have written and posed 2 News stories but I have not rendered them yet because of the heat-wave we're going through.
Weekly update: Oliver
Content update: 3x Oliver body shapes (Powerlifter, fat-ish with good cardio, and long distance runner shapes) The 2 previewed news storiesCurrently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs) BRIDECRAFT Ep 6. (100% written, 60% rendered)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)
Weekly update: Charlie
Content update: 3x Charlie body shapes The 2 previewed news storiesCurrently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs) BRIDECRAFT Ep 6.Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)Other news:Hosting issues: The hosting company stopped supporting Paypal payments and somehow I didn't get the memo. Thanks to a nice patron, I was notified of the issue and now everyth...
Weekly update: Jack
Content update: 3x Jack body shapes (Jack can now grow to a maximum of 6'10") The 2 previewed news storiesCurrently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11) August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers Episode 3, act 4 & 5 : Double Issue!)
Weekly update: Emma again!
Content update: 3x Emma body shapes The 2 previewed news storiesCurrently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs) August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.45 : Double Issue!)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)As you might have noticed, the News stories are being made in a chronological order so far, so it's normal that most of the topics are worl...
Game server running again.
We had run into a problem of exceeding the allowed bandwidth for the game server.I upgraded to the next tier of service, if you've been experiencing crashes (403) when launching the game, you're most likely good to go now.Sorry for the inconvenience
Star-ship bloopers: Mercenary teaser
So I was working on this scene and having a lot of fun doing it. It's the first Zapper growth scene from Bloopers Studios in almost a decade, I wanted it to feel special and anybody who knows me, knows that I'm a sucker for anime tropes. It's nothing more than just a quick assembly of the actual slides from a story but maybe some of you will like it.
Weekly update: Emma
Content update: 3x Emma body shapes The 2 previewed news storiesCurrently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs) August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.45 : Double Issue!)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)
Weekly update: Charlie
Content update: 3x Charlie body shapes (Charlie can now shrink all the way down to 5' tall) The 2 previewed news stories (replacing cut-scenes)Currently working on: Fall game client update #B10.11 Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs) August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.4 : Should be a crowd pleaser...)Complete: Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)Who is Francine?Francine is a recast from Funk...
Weekly update: Emma
Content update:3x Emma body shapes (Shape 710 is the biggest Emma ever! standing 8'1" and weighting in at 930 pounds She wears 62T bras, can bench 775 pounds and Squat 1075 pounds!)The 2 previewed news stories (replacing cut-scenes)Currently working on:Spice Island Vacation #2 (75% scripted, 75% rendered)Fall game client update #B10.11Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3...
Weekly update: Ava
Content update: 3x Ava body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Spice Island Vacation #2 Fall game client update #B10.11 Short stories for #B10.11 August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.4 : Should be a crowd pleaser...)Just a reminder :In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborhood. The 5' MILF is already in colors and curtains mode and the operation will impact my ability to create cont...
Weekly content update: Olivia
Content update: 3x Olivia body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Spice Island Vacation #2 Fall game client update #B10.11 Short stories for #B10.11 August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.4 : Should be a crowd pleaser...)Just a reminder :In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborhood. The 5' MILF is already in colors and curtains mode and the operation will impact my ability to create c...
Weekly content update: Jack
Content update: 3x Jack body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Spice Island Vacation #2 (tentatively) Fall game client update #B10.11 Short stories for #B10.11 August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.4 : Should be a crowd pleaser...)Just a reminder :In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborhood. The 5' MILF is already in colors and curtains mode and the operation will impact my ability...
Build #B10.10 + Poll!
Build #B10.10 can be downloaded: https://bit.ly/3ioPjEv Games saved under version #B10.9 are moved to version #B10.10 but won't add to the content request log or BI reports.Only the games started/overwritten after GMT 2021-05-25 00:00:00 are tallied for reporting and content creation prioritization. (Please read the release notes.)New in build #V10.10: New date/vacation interactions for Spice Island #1. Self Medication: Oliver can use special...
Weekly update: Ava
Content update: 3x Ava body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 3 (fully scripted, Some renders failed) Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, fully rendered) Build B10.10 (Enables new interactionsof Spice Island #1)Just a reminder :In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborhood. The 5' MILF is already in colors and curtains mode and the operation wi...
Weekly content update: Emma
Content update: 3x Emma body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 3 (fully scripted, 50% rendered) Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, fully rendered) Build B10.10 (Enables new interactionsof Spice Island #1)Just a reminder :In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborhood. The 5' MILF is already in colors and curtains mode and the operation will imp...
Weekly content update: Ava
Content update: 3x Ava body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 (Ready to publish + June 5th reward) Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, fully rendered) Build B10.10 (Enables new interactionsof Spice Island #1)Just a reminder :In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborhood. The 5' MILF is already in colors and curtains mode and the operation wil...
Weekly update: Olivia
Content update: 3x Olivia body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 (Ready to publish + June 5th reward) Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, fully rendered) Build B10.10 (Enables new interactionsof Spice Island #1)Star-ship Bloopers Episode 3 Act 2 will be shipped as this month's reward, expect it on Mai 3rd. The act is not super exciting, mostly setting up the stage for the ...
Weekly content update: Ava.
Content update: 3x Ava body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 (Fully scripted and rendered) Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, partially rendered) Build B10.10 (Enables new interactionsof Spice Island #1)
Weekly update: Charlie again!
Content update: 3x Charlie body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 (Fully scripted) Spice Island Vacation #1 (almost fully scripted, partially rendered) Build B10.10 (Enables new interactionsof Spice Island #1)
Weekly content update: Charlie
Content update: 3x Charlie body shapes The 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 Spice Island Vacation #1 (almost fully scripted, partially rendered) Build B10.10 (Enables new interactions of Spice Island #1)
Build B10.9 is up!
EDIT 2: A newer version of the same build has been uploaded at 3:30 PM GMT April 10th to fix an issue with Spice Island time skips when no story content was available. The build number remains the same so there is nothing preventing the original B10.9 client from running. If you encounter the issue with Spice Island vacations please download and reinstall.EDIT: A newer version of the same build has been uploaded at 10:06 PM GMT April 4th to fix a...
Pasta-over weekend
Hi Patrons,This weekend the entire Blooperverse is celebrating pasta-over, a remembrance of the liberation of ancient Pastafarians from italic fonts. After all, not all pasta is from italic, some is from grease, some is from rice, some is even sentient and from deep space. But all pasta is sacred, after all it gave us Sophia Loren. "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti" Is a prayer all teenage girls in the Blooperverse recite at night, p...
Weekly update: Olivia again!
This week's update: 3x Olivia body shapes the 2 previewed cut-scenesCurrently working on: Spice Island Vacation #1 Spring client build Arm wrestling competition ready for QA (home) 5Km running competition ready for QA (Home) Bench press competition DEV in progress (Home and Gym) Squat competition DEV in progress (Home and Gym) Beer-pong competition DEV in progress (Pub)Ready for pledge update: (April 5th) Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3 ...
weekly update: Olivia
This week's update: the two previewed cut-scenes 3x Olivia body shapesCurrently working on: Spice Island Vacation #1 Spring client buildReady for pledge update: Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3 Act 1 The Neutral Zone (http://Funkypedia.com) page
Weekly update: Jack
This week's content update: 3x Jack body shapes the 2 previewed cut-scenes
Weekly update
Hi Patrons,This week's update: The previewed cut-scenes 3x Charlie body shapesThis weekend, I'm posing the scenes of Star-ship bloopers: Mercenaries Episode: 3.1 We're getting into the main plot of the first story arc, Episodes 1 and 2 were only to get to know the main characters but now the real adventure is ready to begin!Once the first act is don, I'll get on to coding the Spring release with its new feature: Contests! I'm ...
