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Part 3 of OUTFITS! (Aka, what your subs help me fund 😁)
I love getting messy. But another thing I love is going to a store and trying on new clothes, knowing that they'll all eventually get destroyed under a barrage of cream pies and gooey slime. If only the salespeople knew that!I'm gonna post some new favorites over the next couple of weeks - tell me what you think! Here's Outfit #1, a top from Peloton and a matching bottom from Lululemon.(P.S., I guess if they're meant for yoga, fii...
Part 2 of OUTFITS! (Aka, what your subs help me fund 😁)
I love getting messy. But another thing I love is going to a store and trying on new clothes, knowing that they'll all eventually get destroyed under a barrage of cream pies and gooey slime. If only the salespeople knew that!I'm gonna post some new favorites over the next couple of weeks - tell me what you think!Here's Outfit #1, a top from Outdoor Voices and a bottom from Lululemon. (P.S., I guess if they're meant for yoga, fiiii...
Part 1 of OUTFITS! (Aka, what your subs help me fund 😁)
I love getting messy. But another thing I love is going to a store and trying on new clothes, knowing that they'll all eventually get destroyed under a barrage of cream pies and gooey slime. If only the salespeople knew that!I'm gonna post some new favorites over the next couple of weeks - tell me what you think! Here's Outfit #1, a top from Lululemon and a bottom from Ultracor.(P.S., I guess if they're meant for yoga, fiiiiine, I...
Holiday hijinks!
I finally finished up shooting the Messy Sports Bets series for 2023, AND did a special holiday-themed shoot. Videos to come in the next few weeks!
So, rehearsal for a couple of new videos I shot was interesting...
Look out for the "Holiday Special" later in December! I ADORE how this one turned out :)
Images from Video #11, my latest Messy Sports Bets video!
I thought to wear a casual outfit to try to change my luck and maybe pick the "Safe" square this time. The outfit ended up on the ground, and so did I, hogtied and pied for the very first time.
Video #11: A casual Messy Sports Bets becomes not-so-casual!
Unlike literally every other Messy Sports Bets video I've ever done, I actually showed up in a loose-fitting t-shirt, figuring a casual look might improve my luck.That t-shirt ended up on the ground, and my underwear ended up in my mouth before taking yet another set of brutal pieings. Oh, and being "hogtied" on the ground.Check out the latest edition of my Messy Sports Bets series here!https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uE3nYh8GVillMBi...
The 6th "Captain Pie-Merica" Fantasy Football Pie Bet Video!
Back in 2019, I got involved with a fantasy football account on Twitter who made a challenge: their experts would each pick a wide receiver each week, and you would too. If the player you picked scored lower than every single one of their picks, then you had to take a pie in the face and post the video. For their part, they would make a charitable donation.For this video, I made a side bet with another player in the game, and, predictably, I lost...
Images from Video #10, the newest Messy Sports Bets video!
Check out all the carnage from my new Messy Sports Bets video! Upgrade to the Pie Stooge tier to see the full video!
Video #10: The latest edition of Messy Sports Bets is here!
I lost a lot of bets during baseball season, and I keep paying the price for it. I once again was unable to find the SAFE square on the Punishment board, which meant one of my favorite outfits - - a matching two-piece number in my absolute favorite color -- got sent to the trash heap. Oh, and I got trashed too.
(Coed/Husband+Wife Mess) Live, Love, But Whatever You Do, Don't Laugh: A What Would You Do? Story
I've written several What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder, adult-oriented version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment!“Do you have any recommendations for fun things we can do tonight?”Damien and his wife Alessandra – Allie, for short – had already been in Daytona Beach, Florida for the last several nights. The two 25-year-olds were on a 10-day honeymoon...
The 5th "Captain Pie-Merica" Fantasy Football Pie Bet Video!
Back in 2019, I got involved with a fantasy football account on Twitter who made a challenge: their experts would each pick a wide receiver each week, and you would too. If the player you picked scored lower than every single one of their picks, then you had to take a pie in the face and post the video. For their part, they would make a charitable donation.I thought I was slick talking about a random subject I stumbled upon while at work... turns...
In case you thought my videos were 100% fun…
Cutting! Peeling! Mixing! Cleaning! Trying on clothes, OVER AND OVER AND OVER (will this one even look good with slop all over it? Does my butt look too flat in this?)So many things go into making even a 3 minute video … here are a few behind the scenes photos of all the work me and my partner put into the videos you love!
Preview pics from an upcoming video!
Last week on my Twitter/X (x.com/hooliham_wam), I polled my followers on which of my three upcoming videos you wanted to see more pics of. "Shiny Blue Underwear" won, but as you can see, they didn't stay on for very long!Full video is coming soon! ❤️
Video for all patrons: the 4th "Captain Pie-Merica" Fantasy Football Pie Bet!
I love this video so much that I'm opening it up to all of my patrons. When you upgrade to the $6/month tier, you'll get all future video updates, not just pics!Back in 2019, I got involved with a fantasy football account on Twitter who made a challenge: their experts would each pick a wide receiver each week, and you would too. If the player you picked scored lower than every single one of their picks, then you had to take a pie in the f...
It's finally here! Birthday pie barrage in my birthday suit!
I've been teasing it for months with preview pics and polls, but it's finally here! In all of its glory, I hope you enjoy the uncensored version of my Birthday Suit Pie Barrage video, shot as part of my Messy Sports Bets series!
What happened last night?!
THREE (!!) new Messy Sports Bets are in the can! Here's the aftermath - full (uncensored) videos coming soon, exclusively for Pie Stooge members!
Birthday shoot where I get wrecked in my birthday suit!
Remember my post last month talking about the birthday suit pie barrage I received for my birthday? https://www.patreon.com/posts/more-uncensored-88896246Well here's how that turned out! Video coming soon 😉
Fit pics for 3 videos I'm shooting this weekend!
I'm shooting 3 different Messy Sports Bets videos this weekend, and here are the outfits! I’m getting hit with multiple pies in every single one of them*… which one are you most excited to see get destroyed?* unless I pick the "strip naked" penalty!
(Male-only Version) Jamie Gets Even: A What Would You Do? Story (Part 2)
I've written several What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment!After the show went to break, stagehands worked quickly to free the guys from their devices. They came armed with towels, which was especially helpful for Austin, who kept trying and failing to get out of the chocolate vat on account of his slippery hands.They w...
(Female-only Version) Jamie Gets Even: A What Would You Do? Story (Part 2)
I've written several What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment!After the show went to break, stagehands worked quickly to free the girls from their devices. They came armed with towels, which was especially helpful for Chelsea, who kept trying and failing to get her tube top to stay on while inside the chocolate vat. It was...
The 3rd "Captain Pie-Merica" Fantasy Football Pie Bet Video!
Back in 2019, I got involved with a fantasy football account on Twitter who made a challenge: their experts would each pick a wide receiver each week, and you would too. If the player you picked scored lower than every single one of their picks, then you had to take a pie in the face and post the video. For their part, they would make a charitable donation.Turns out I'm about as bad at betting on football as I am at baseball. Here's video...
(Female-only Version) Jamie Gets Even: A What Would You Do? Story (Part 1)
I've written several What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment!“You were a GREAT sport. We’ll take good care of you.”That was the text Jamie received directly from Marc Summers. It had been a few months since Jamie became the very first contestant on the new adult-themed version of What Would You Do. In that debut epi...
(Male-only Version) Jamie Gets Even: A What Would You Do? Story (Part 1)
I've written several What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment!“You were a GREAT sport. We’ll take good care of you.”That was the text Jamie received directly from Marc Summers. It had been a few months since Jamie became the very first contestant on the new adult-themed version of What Would You Do. In that debut epi...
Who loves some pie sitting?! It's a Messy Workout Video from the vault!
Coming later this week is a brand-new WWYD-themed WAM story! And here's where I got the inspiration.Recently, a Patron requested this video from the vault: during the pandemic, I shot a handful of "workout videos" using pies, slime, and cream as weights and props. This one featured pie sitting, an army crawl through shaving cream, and bicep curls with pies, among other things.There's plenty more where this came from, as well as so...
"Captain Pie-Merica" with Another Fantasy Football Pie Bet Video!
Back in 2019, I got involved with a fantasy football account on Twitter who made a challenge: their experts would each pick a wide receiver each week, and you would too. If the player you picked scored lower than every single one of their picks, then you had to take a pie in the face and post the video. For their part, they would make a charitable donation.I lost a lot that year, and lucky for you, I'm resurfacing those videos. I hope you enj...
Unreleased video! And it's sooo corny
It's football season! And as you're undoubtedly aware, I'm a huge sports fan, and I love to make sports bets. Back in 2019, I got involved with a fantasy football account on Twitter who made a challenge: their experts would each pick a wide receiver each week, and you would too. If the player you picked scored lower than every single one of their picks, then you had to take a pie in the face and post the video. For their part, they wo...
More uncensored pics! From a birthday shoot in my birthday suit!
I recently posted a Twitter poll asking what additional penalty I would receive to celebrate my birthday last month, and my Twitter followers selected "birthday suit pie barrage"!The edited video won't be coming out for a bit, and when it does, the naughty bits will be censored. But as my Patreon patrons, you'll get these pics in their uncensored glory!Enjoy the clean photos -- the messy ones are coming soon!
UNCENSORED PICS! Another new Messy Sports Bets shoot in the books!
This won't be released on the UMD or Twitter/X for another week, and when it does, you won't see my naughty bits! It's another new photoset from a Messy Sports Bets video, featuring a double messy wedgie and more!
UNCENSORED VIDEO! Another new Messy Sports Bets video!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n5Otl1HkxS4QufGKKhQY4e5wP8ajASZz/view?usp=sharingThis won't be released on the UMD or Twitter/X for another week, and when it does, you won't see my naughty bits! It's another new edition of Messy Sports Bets, featuring a double messy wedgie and more!
