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The Gamer Chapter 1355 – Gal Talk
“Ya wanna talk about it?” Rave asked Hailey.John was sitting with his favourite cat girl’s crossed arms in his lap and her head on the crossed arms. Rave had chosen that particular pose, he was certain, just so everyone could have a nice view of her ass in spandex. Not that the tiny hotpants even hid half of her magnificent backside. As the days ticked by, clothes seemed to become more and more optional around Hailey. Even John didn’t bot...
The Gamer Chapter 1354 – Touch Grass
Meeting Hailey that day was uneventful. John was primed for something due to Siena’s confession and yet nothing happened. The country gal arrived, was as charismatic and wonderful on the ears and eyes as ever, spent two hours with him and Scarlett in the workshop, and then left the technomancer with another revolutionary piece of complicated engineering. At one point, John did bring up the topic of how her thinking had gone. The answer he had g...
The Gamer Chapter 1353 – Fun with the Chaos Brigade
“And this is where I’ll put the second staircase,” John explained, gesturing at the hole in the ceiling. A ceiling currently made from carefully bolted together planks and tarp, containing hardening concrete. Support beams were scattered about, making sure those constructs did not bend. A depression in the floor was neither structurally sound nor pleasant.“You are such a fantastic architect.” Claire grabbed onto his arm and smiled at hi...
October 2022 Commission Finished - Siena
Human form in the cover. Delicious chocolate shadow spirit~The horns in the actual elemental form are a mild spoiler, but I think you can live with the revelation she'll get horns :PAs per usual, you may only spread the downscaled version and not use either in any commercial context.
Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 3 – Deliverance
‘Death comes for me,’ Pronthin thought.One of the aspects of the adventuring life that no one ever mentioned to the new ones was the drawbacks of a body boosted by magical powers. The Priest felt the thousands of nerves in his lower abdomen scream in terror. Sometimes, he could feel his leg twitch. A phantom, he knew. He was all too aware of the discarded half of his body, lying not two metres away. His organs would have slipped out of the op...
The Gamer Chapter 1352 – Taking eLs in the morning
John was still tending to his submissives. Lee and Eliana were cuddled up against him in the bedroom, while Lorelei had been made to join Delicia in the living room. Two submissives hung from the ceiling, two from his arms. He had pumped a couple of loads into the former pair while the latter pair had taken a shower. Now Lorelei and Delicia were getting teased to borderline insanity by remote control vibrators in both their holes and he was havin...
The Gamer Chapter 1351 – Simple Courtship and other future plans
Step 1 in courtship, typically the most difficult one: awakening interest. Check.Step 2 in courtship, typically the second most difficult one: getting her comfortable enough to spend time alone with oneself. Check.Step 3 in courtship: through consistent showing of interest and physical intimacy, consolidate simple interest into romantic engagement. John was here with Delicia.Step 4 in courtship: profess love, officialise relationship.Step 5 in co...
The Gamer Chapter 1350 – The Fifth Maid?
It was an hour past Monday’s breakfast. John had done nothing productive for 24 hours straight and it had been great. Before he could continue this streak of absolute uselessness, there was a matter of immense importance that needed to be discussed.John at one end of the table, Delicia at the other, isolated from the other four women who all clustered around their Master. Aclysia was to his right, her hands folded on the tabletop and a serious ...
The Gamer Chapter 1349 – Quiet Game
Hailey: Sorry, I won’t be coming around today. Lots to think about.‘Well, it’s nice to read that she’s straightforward about it,’ John thought and answered the text in a swift, nice, and understanding manner. If John had been suggested to enter a relationship by Lydia first thing upon entering the Abyss, then he… would have taken the offer immediately, actually. There were a number of stark differences, not least of which was entering...
Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 2 – Contempt
Turlesh hissed in pain. Pesky light, radiant light, guided light, it burned around the palm of the Monk. How long had it been since he had fought a Divine Hand? Dozens of years? Hundreds?Its two foremost limbs slammed down where Maltos had stood. Only half a swift step had taken the old man out of the reach of his arms. The Deathhound́’s head parted all the way down, a grotesque level of split jaws that even sea creatures would have found abom...
The Gamer Chapter 1348 – Swift Hunt
John and Eliana moved with the coordination only real-life Raid buddies could have. The herd of seven pigs, three of which appeared fully grown, was crowding around a patch of dirt they were digging up, likely to unearth some wild vegetables. Although they had noticed the hunters, the pigs had not yet moved. The trio kept their distance. Pigs were smart enough to realize staying in a human’s turf was a bad idea. Knowing that the odd stick they ...
The Gamer Chapter 1347 – The Country Gal Resilience
Hailey downed the healing potion John had pushed in her hand. It really was fortunate that this part of the countryside had more tires per square kilometre than people. Similarly it was fortunate that Delicia had insisted he take a few of her ‘Big Bratty Milker’s Health Potions’ with him. They healed a great total of 100 HP. A laughable amount for John, who had almost 7000 health in total. For Hailey and her mundane body, he might as well h...
The Gamer Chapter 1346 – Big Pig Issues
Scattered meteorites rained down on the field, drowning it further in destruction. What had been ploughed dirt minutes ago now was craters and fire. Whistling, then a booming explosion, and a large fireball scorched another mark into the training barrier.Salamander made good on her title. Each attack, Unleashed or not, further expanded on the apocalyptic scene that John was witnessing. It was rare for Salamander to get the opportunity to let loos...
The Gamer Chapter 1345 – Sourdough and Dark Corners
“This is terrible nutrition,” Aclysia whined, even as she presented the prepared dough. She still hadn’t recovered from John wanting canned tomato soup over her cooking. For several minutes, John feared his weaponized maid would collapse from the accumulating irritation that the sourdough distribution put on her mind. A fear that sort of came true. “My John’s happiness is paramount and John is happiest when I am happy, so shouldn’t he...
The Gamer Chapter 1344 – Mundanity
““BORN IN THE USA…. I WAS BORN IN THE USA NOOOW…. BORN IN THE USA! I’M A LONG GONE DADDY IN THE USA NOOOOOOOW!””John and Claire sang alongside the radio. The windows were rolled down, letting the lukewarm air from the outside in. It was a nice 19 degrees, with an overcast sky. Pretty great conditions for bricklaying, but doing the same task day and night was going to get incredibly dull if he did not intersperse it with whatever els...
The Gamer Chapter 1343 – Maid Basics
“Need me to feed you, hm?” Delicia asked, her lips spread in that typical smug smile. She stirred the cereal with the spoon, not handing it over. “Maaaan, if only I would hear a little ‘please’, maybe I could be so nice.”Aclysia sighed deeply and took the bowl from the newest addition to her cadre. “Your manners leave much to be desired. Even Momo is better behaved.”“That’s because Momo is a critical brat and Delicia here is a...
Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 1 – Confrontation
The plaza of the evacuated town was inhabited by a hundred adventurers. 100 people, of varying degrees of power, scattered among all the Classes that were taught and teaching on this island. A hundred people, staring to the east. They attempted to see anything move against the backdrop of the sky. It was quite difficult, as grey as the clouds made everything.For an Autumn Leaf, it was a normal day. No rain yet, although it looked like that could ...
The Gamer Chapter 1342 – Rolled up Sleeves
“Being smart huuuuurts,” Delicia complained, lying on her back on the couch.The day had passed, during which she had spent most waking moments just munching on metals and watching bad soap operas with Eliana. Then she had finally ...
The Gamer Chapter 1341 – Alchemist in the Harem
What did John have to feel guilty about? Well, with an Endurance of 16 and otherwise thoroughly non-impressive physical Stats, Delicia was the least resilient of all the women he had slept with ever since he had ascended into lovemaking legend. 28 Libido and her new body had helped her maintain her consciousness. After the pleasure was gone, her collapsing instantly had been a foregone conclusion.It would have been proper to at least offer to inc...
The Gamer Chapter 1340 – Ripping off the Panties
Contrary to Delicia’s choice of words, the alchemist and the harpy were not currently busy readying each other for him. Instead, they sat almost two metres apart at the edge of the bed, both looking at their feet, both dressed, and both only blushing from embarrassment. When John closed the door behind himself, the smug maid grinned up at him. “Surprise, nothing lesbian going on here! Your expectations must be totally dashed.”“This is wha...
The Gamer Chapter 1339 – Upgrading ALL the AS/NS
“Alright, we go alphabetically,” John announced to the eagerly waiting Artificial Spirits. “Aclysia, Bae, Claire, Metra, Momo. Should be pretty quick, it’s only 2 choices per person and the AS 50 Perks are typically not as powerful. So, let’s go.”There was not exactly a choice there. Satisfaction may have been powerful in the right circumstances, but John really was not a battlefield fucker. It was ...
The Gamer Chapter 1338 – Building an Alchemist
‘Different weighting this time around. Claire got 2 Monster Girl Perks, Skill Focus, and 2 Skill Perks for free. I guess this is because Delicia was way weaker than Claire was before and more focused on a craft.’ “So, what would you prefer?”“You mean what I want, right? Because I make all the choices, right?” It was in her tone and the way she teasingly leaned forward that she just asked to make him...
Momo Lewd Done
Also the first appearance of John in artwortk, would you look at that :P
Undine Emotes
And more, really. These have been for a month but I forgot to upload them here.
Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 22 – The Final Days
The shovel dug deep into the dirt. Putting his heel onto the flattened top of the metal, Apexus pushed it deeper. Then, he strained his muscles and threw the dirt on the swiftly growing piles. Several others were mimicking the same motion. Monks quietly went after their work, Warriors and Fighters boasted about being able to shovel the most, Rogues tried to figure out a way to do this in an easier way, while Priests, Druids and Shamans utilized m...
The Gamer Chapter 1337 – Leet
John reached the bottom of the winding corridors and emerged in a room that was more machine than flesh. As a matter of fact, it was way more machine than flesh, to the point that the biological bits seamlessly integrated into an incredibly old-timey computer. Beeps and bops all around intermingled with that dial-up sound that John was nostalgic for despite having entered the internet several years after it had been phased out.
