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Unboxing Bits - Utun from Fantasy Grove

I warned you, didn't I? Didn't I warn you I had another box coming?! Today! I had a beautiful small, nearclear soft firmness UTUN arrive from Fantasy Grove and well, you can hear me geek out on it. It's so amazing in person. I think this might be the best example in my collection of what nearclear silicone brings to the pour game. There is so much dimension to the pour. I am terribly impressed. No photos, cause I was hungry, but keep ...

Holiday Bawdy Rating - Call for Submissions

A link to our favorite form can be found HERE.I'm taking pics until 23:59 PM PST Sunday, December 23th, 2022.No funny business this time. Just good vibes. I would love to take a look at that personality wrapper you call a bawdy and tell you nice things about it, while everyone else listens.

Guide Me - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Episode 5

I'm kind of a lazy slut this month so.... easy answers only? Ill probably drink for this one, cause I can. AITA-Pallooza December Edition - mining other people's misery for monetizable content. As is tradition. r/Relationships Scrub - mining other people's misery for monetizable content. As is tradition. But a different subreddit! Scamfish for your Soul - The most soul sucking option that creeped into my brain. A look at romantic scam...

Unboxing Bits - Gargoyles! Again! From Phoenix Flame Creations

Deja vu for me and you! I got another set of gargoyles. These ones are firmer. They all just sit at my desk and keep me company, but I looooooooove them. Like, the sculpt is so good and I don't understand why there aren't more gargoyle inspired toys in the market. ...We might need to start a toy shop, kids. Put it on the list of things to fuck! Anyway, I have to eat. I hope you are having a great week so far and you are keeping warm.

Unboxing Bits - Volente from Dread the Empire

Today, for a trick, I will open a box and talk. Tomorrow, I will fuck something and tell you about it, I swear.But today! I opened up Volente from Dread the Empire. He's so cool. He looks so cool. I deleted the photos I have of his head from the post cause I don't have it in me to take another content strike from Patreon this year, but he's so coooooooooool.And he's UV reactive! And sparkly! And spiky. And thick. And knotty...A wh...

Unboxing Bits - Xymon and Batou from Strange BedFellas

You can check out Xymon's details HERE.You can check out Batou's details HERE. I'm super excited to get at Xymon specifically. He is so freaking cool.Glamour shots cause words don't work:I didn't take a single photo of Batou cause I hate how hard he is and I'm trying to not think about it too hard. He looks amazing under the blacklights though, so I will show him off eventually, but not tonight.The Xymon design though... H...

Weekly Bits - December 3, 2022 [SFW]

Uhhhhhhh...... I explain myself, again.

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Mental Health and BDSM [Visual Version]

So this one was fun and scared me a bit, cause it's a heavy topic in my head. I really didn't want to mis-speak on things. Some trigger warnings off the top: I get into discussions around mental, emotional, and physical abuse; Mental health struggles; and difficult social situations.Chat said it was informative, so here's hoping they arent lying to me. The Audio version is available if you prefer to read chat along with my chatter.

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Mental Health and BDSM [Audio Version]

So this one was fun and scared me a bit, cause it's a heavy topic in my head. I really didn't want to mis-speak on things. Some trigger warnings off the top: I get into discussions around mental, emotional, and physical abuse; Mental health struggles; and difficult social situations.Chat said it was informative, so here's hoping they arent lying to me. The Visual version is available if you prefer to read chat along with my chatter.

Pre-Stream Dong Drama Gossip

I was distracted before the podcast and went on a bit of a tangent about the trash fire that is twitter and the dong community this past week. It's been stressful to watch. I got a pretty dick tho! Seeeeee?!And then we talked about mental health and BDSM....

Regarding the December Behind The Scenes Live Recording

I'm just going to rip the band aid off cause I.... can't really fix it. We had an awesome stream. It was 3 hours long. I unboxed two new toys off the top. I was really happy with it and excited to share.None of it recorded. I had tested my equipment a few times before stream and everything worked fine. I haven't a clue what happened, besides I got to my computer after the fact and Audition was blank and not recording. I am really sorr...

Electro Prep - Behind the Scenes

A real quick moment of behind the scenes stuff.Can you tell I'm excited to play with the wand?Production Note - I know the wand is super loud. The position of the mic was focused a bit too low, so it caught a lot of wand and less of me. I will be fixing this for stream. I still sound hot, so...I hope your week is going well so far and you are keeping warm if it's winter where you are and cool if it's ungodly hot.

Stream Clip

I was minding my own business, hosting the Casual Sunday Stream, and a Greg sent me a link to this Reddit thing to read and talk about, maybe, please, Bits?I just want to brag about my sex toy knowledge. That's the main focus of the clip.Everything else is just locker room talk.

Weekly Bits - November 26, 2022

Hey hey hey! It's a bit late, but here it is. I am alive, very.... spinny right now, with all the things to think about. I hope your weekend is treating you well!

Guide Me Poll Reminder

Hey babeI just wanted to poke you really quickly and remind you that there are a couple Guide Me Polls closing soon.The Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Podcast Poll is HEREThe Behind the Scenes Live Stream Poll is HERE I suppose it's a good time to mention, both of those streams are coming (missed pun opportunity) up this week on Wednesday and Thursday. Check the Discord Events for an accurate start time in your location.I look forward to talking ...

Input - Blooper

It's an auspicious day, indeed, as I don't usually feel comfortable sharing this kind of stuff but it's so dumb and funny and I don't really know why I even did it. I think, I was originally planning to release the entire script read as a bonus, which still might happen, I suppose. But I was struggling toward to the end of this take with my energy reserves and got distracted and sometimes I talk to myself cause I can.Anyway, enjoy...

Unboxing Bits - The Wicked Hunt - Slavermaw & Beetle

Hey hey hey Hotties. It's a busy mail week so I have another box to open for you. This one goes out to the ones who love when I'm annoyed; this package has travelled and taken it's sweet ass time while it was at it.Info on the Slavermaw: HERE I will let you know all about the give away when I get it set up. I promise, there are things for thirsty people in the mix. Hope your week is good! Back to the edit!

Unboxing Bits - Gargoyle Gang from PhoenixFlame Creations

Okay, a quick unboxing, with a bonus bit of a surprise that I did not anticipate. I almost cried.Here is a link to the Gargoyle stats: LINKHere is more info on Byleth (I can't believe I got the name right, tbh): LINKHere is a photo of everything cause I was feeling extra energetic today. Look at that adorable little cheeky demon.And here is me going back to work cause I painfully need you to hear the cool shit I'm doing with this script f...

Behind the Scenes Live - Guide Me

Oooo, more wet sounds and debauchery at the guidance of the audience.What are your offerings this month, Bits?Great question! I have...Bulk Script Read - I'll bring a handful of scripts to read through and maybe we can even chop one up a bit. I'll try to bring a collection of wintery options.SFX Challenge - I have a handful of weird sound effects that I have saved up. I want to challenge myself to use them as the base element for an audio...

Taboo Show Day One Thoughts

Trigger warning for a grumpy, cranky Bits who is flailing in confusion.She hurt herself in her confusion.Bits fainted.Go Ratata!*an empty pokeball rolls from the closet*Anyway, I dont want to spoil it, but it IS an hour long audio, so. Things happened.

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode Four - Guide Me

I bet you thought I forgot the poll. Don't be silly. I just kind of forgot the poll.Or maybe I needed a moment to come up with some topics; I swear, they come to me so easy right before I fall asleep.Anyway, topics for this month include: Love Languages and Unique Gift Ideas - Holiday season is fast approaching. I have been thinking a bit about love languages, how people show love, or want it shown to them. I thought it would be fun to challe...

Taboo Show Pregame Chat File Download

To add to the pile of things.

Taboo Show Pregame Chat

I'm sick again. I only cry about it a bunch in the audio. I still managed to talk about the taboo show and bad dragon for a hour though, so, hopefully that can caress your sweet ears in an agreeable way.And I haven't even been to the show yet. Oop. Opinions! Anticipation! Anxiety! At a certain point I rant about alphabetization. It's a bit of a ride. I'm sorry. I'm sick. I'm tired. I'm probably going to crash now, so I...

Unboxing Bits - Ikon from Dread the Empire

Okay, quickly, cause I need a nap; my throat is bugging me. But! I had happy mail show up and I can't not open it, you know?So, today, I'm opening up my medium Ikon in soft firmness, from Dread the Empire!This is my first time purchasing from this shop, so I was extra excited to get into the box and check thing out.I hope your face is having a great day.

November Stream Schedule

Hi Hey Hello! Look! I made a graphic! Good Bits! Okay okay okay. Stream schedule for the month is up. No one panic. For you, my fave babes of the Patron persuasion, I have two offerings! Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode Four - November 30, 2022 - Event Link Here Topic to be selected, as is tradition. Feel free to hit me up with ideas, if you have them. I'm thinking it would be nice to talk about holiday social interactions or something ma...

Weekly Bits - November 4

Bit of a therapy session today I suppose. The Bax was in attendance and vocal, so I was interrupted a couple times. Sry.I talked business, I talked some personal stuff, I resisted the urge to whine about No Nut November and how mean you are all being to meeeeee....You know... Bits shit.I hope you are having a great week and your weekend is chill. Adore your dumb face!

Behind the Scenes Live: November - Full Stream

Hello Hello Everyone!So this is the full November Live Stream including: Ludwig Unboxing Sexy Tarot Reading General Chatter and nonsense and yelling at chatWhat might you like to see me do for next month?

[Download] No Fap November Tarot Reading

For my fellow media hoarders.

No Fap November Tarot Reading - A Behind the Scenes Live Recording

Oh baby. I did three readings for this one! It was a lot of fun! A lot of insight for your month ahead.My apologies for the crunchy audio. I set up my bed microphone and forgot to adjust some settings on the computer. I swear... It was worse before I processed it. I will fix it for the future.Tags: [Sexy Fortune] [Encouragement] [Blow Job] [Sucking Sounds] [ Gagging Sounds] [Sloppy Toppy] [Wet Sounds] [Wet Pussy] [Sloppy Pussy] [Pussy Sounds] [Cu...

Unboxing Bits - Ludwig from Hodge Podge Entourage

A real quick box opening before I got into card reading today. An apology for the crunchy audio; I forgot how to set up my bed microphone and this sounds a bit like poo. I will fix it for the future. Today I am pulling a medium/ soft+ Ludwig from Hodge Podge Entourage out of a box and squealing at it. He's really bright and pretty and I love his dumb sparkly gremlin face a lot. Can't wait to try him out for you. Hope you are having a grea...