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Hentai University v26
Woosh! Zwoop! Like a bolt of lightning, Hentai University v26 strikes!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlHentai University v26 Download: https://mega.nz/file/DzwRWQaQ#owQLsF_TptDaGmAoCyIHa4PQzrZ6Ry5B8CwZShMvaWgIf you've already got any version of v25 installed, you should ju...
Hentai University Releases Tomorrow!
Heya folks! Sorry I've been quiet, I've been busy!The last poll's wrapped up, it was really neck and neck but an overhaul to the game's engine won! I'm pretty happy about this, as a better engine means new content can be added more efficiently. Everyone deserves some time to de-spaghettify.The schedule is a little complicated now, so I made pictures!As you can see v26 will be releasing tomorrow, mostly featuring content writte...
Thanks for reviewing!
Hi all! Just a random post here talking about game reviews and how much I like them. I'll do a proper preview post of what's to come soon, I appreciate your patience!f95zone is where a lot of my traffic comes from, and more reviews bring more attention to the game. I really appreciate all the people who've reviewed the game so far on there for spreading the word.That said, I appreciate all feedback, including from my suggestion box! E...
Hentai University v25
Woosh! Zwoop! Like a bolt of lightning, Hentai University v25 strikes!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.html(As usual the online versions may take a hot minute to update)Hentai University v25 Download: https://mega.nz/file/e64E2L7R#HqEPTwg-8pizDpUqZ5Ay-fRSC_utmVGYEihDYUA-ul0If you&...
HU v25 Preview and Poll
Salutations friends, I've been hard at work on v25 since I got back from my vacation and am pleased to show off work and inquire about feedback! Let's start with the previews!First off v25 will add content to Sasha! She'll be exploring more fetishes and you'll be so helpfully volunteering to be her guide in a wide new world of lewd fun! The list of things to do with her will include a petplay scene, blindfolding & sensory deprivat...
Noodle's on vacation!
Howdy friends!I'm vacationing with my family for a week and they don't have internet, so I won't be able to respond to messages or comments for a bit.Feel free to pop into the discord to join in on CYOAs if you want, they're very cool and Ace is making one now too! And another author doing a neato magical girl setting!I'll be back soon! I'll bring my laptop with me but idk if I'll get much work done. Still, take care a...
Hentai University v24
Oh no, I'm late! Would one of the largest updates I've done in one go suffice to satisfy you? Here's Hentai University v24!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlHentai University v24 Download: https://mega.nz/file/3nQQDIIT#NLx1l5O9gnxexrvWBWJz8iGElgn6xE6QxJyu9bL14jAIf y...
University coming sooooooon
I'm melting, I'm melting, what a woooorld~It's really hot where I am, I could fry an egg on my sidewalk! Thus I've transitioned to being nocturnal for now and already intend to head out to the local librarby so that my goose doesn't get cooked.The Hentai University release is doing well! I have a great deal of content written and ready for Victoria's blackmail route expansionYou'll have the opportunity to mess with a m...
Unimportant update post
Hey guuuuuys, Noodle here, back from the underground!I've been hard at work on the next release, and also other things!First of all I've opted to do a better job selling the CYOAs still actively ongoing in my discord, I added a section to my index for them. I added some preview images and etc. Should I try and upload the full stories eventually? It'd be a lot of work but not everyone wants to join servers just for lewds. Don't for...
Finals still ongoing, CYOAs, Ace's birthday
Yo guys, barely-rational Noodle here. Over the last few weeks I've been wrapping up final exams, hence no release, I just have one last term project and then I'll be done with school for the term and get back to work.In the discord we're celebrating Ace's (the author of Dan, Aaron, Theo, Chloe, Ashley, and Valery) birthday (June 4th, timezones are weird), and SlackerSavior and EvilCrucifix are running super fun CYOAs if you'd ...
Suggestion Responses
Bunny outfitHiya all! My power went out recently, but all is well now. It's time to open up that suggestion box and see what you've all suggesteeeeeeeed!Oh, by the way, future noodle, to make things easier for you, this is up to suggestion #68--- Anomaly VaultI don't plan to do one, maybe a sequel at some point, but Anomaly Vault's gameplay loop was hard to write for.Wasn't in the sponsor's preferred fetishes. An artifact ...
Hentai University Male Character Poll
Ladies and gentlemen, good morning afternoon and evening! Today I bring you the next character poll for Hentai University! Who will be our star tonight? This is strictly for carnivores!All vegetarians should wait for the next poll, which will probably be for v25. For v24 on the veg side I'm working on Victoria and probably also the gyaru trio since they're fun to write.But now it's time for the femboyyyyyyyyyys! Let's get a taste ...
Hentai University v23
Salutations friendos!Fully awake Noodle Jacuzzi here, and just as Tired Noodle predicted, Hentai University v23 has arrived!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlHentai University v23 Download: https://mega.nz/file/2nwwgCbB#Wbp0UQWbZsfxYZ1BPc47LizjJ08tS_qnV5KTinncgdIIf you've a...
HU v23 in 16 hours or less!
Hi there, I'm Tired Noodle. You may know me as the author of the doll from human alteration app, the idea guy behind the chaddicus shades, and the one who wrote just about every line Ginger says in hentai university.Regular Noodle is too tired to make this post, they've been juggling work, school, and writing, but they became elden ring and managed to finish a bunch of HU already. Speaking of!A few bits of the new content coming, though I...
Hentai University v22
*BWOOOOOOOOOOOH*! Hentai University v22 has arrived!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlHentai University v22 Download: https://mega.nz/file/a2QWXJhK#oZIoP_u0b4e7Rvm-ggas96zlvujci8oNW2Y0IE8rKvkIf you've already got any version of v21 installed, you should just be able to just...
Hentai University v22 Releases on the 27th
Howdy friends! All's been quiet, mostly. Day jobs and school eat up productivity like you all eat up quality content (I hope).Just wanted you all to know v22 is releasing on the 27th. It's sizing up to be quite large, setting up Kay the priest and the gyaru trio voted in for the last poll. Both characters are quite mechanically heavy and Kay in particular doesn't have a great halfway point I can stop at, so that combine with his short...
Let's try something new!
So, I'm always looking for good ideas, for my games, to ease my workload a little, and something that makes people help me afford my crippling programming sock addiction. Today's idea iiiiiis:CYOAs! Choose your own adventures. Less focus on coding and image preparation to allow me to do more variety content, hopefully the freedom the format provides will still make it fun for people. So all you zoomers who want to play novelAI but want so...
Suggestion Responses & New Feedback Form
Behold! My new anonymous suggestion box! This one won't hound me for a $25 a month subscription fee or require an hour to get access to. Thank you very much to the reddit poster who suggested I use a google form.Today I will be answering the last questions on my old suggestion boxes and retiring them, and only using this new form for suggestions. Thank you to everyone who's made a suggestion so far! Buckle up, we have 127 suggestions to g...
Hentai University V22 Female Character Poll
Salutations and greetings, friends! It's tiiiiime for the~Yes that's right! You, dear counselors, having just gotten back from the land of spooky ghosts, shall decide on which girls shall appear in Hentai University v22!On the carnivore end of things, the priest is already so close to finished that he's guaranteed for v22. I'll do a boy poll next time, but without further ado let's go over the poll's options!Option 1Obtain...
Hentai University v21
Awaken, my players! Hentai University v21 has arrived!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlHentai University v21 Download: https://mega.nz/file/f2gSzYJD#qfdqBPqukkChueYokzFA_XM7-YcgWszjxyBIfwJ3UcQIf you've already got any version of v20 installed, you should just be able to ju...
Release soon!
Wow, did I die?Well, it certainly felt like it. So the basic timeline is:I wanted to release v21 on my birthday, January 9th, hoping for a small update. That said, despite working through my birthday it ended up being too small for me, so I kept working without knowing where I'd stop.Immediately after I had work and school, which is very soul draining, especially as immediately afterwards it turned out I wasI thought I was asymptomatic, butI ...
What's coming on the 9th? University Preview!
Well howdy friends, It's good to talk to you again! I've got the next version of Hentai University in-progress, I'm trying to get it ready for a release on my birthday, the 9th!I've been working on the ghost minigame, getting it ready for a full release. But oh, woe is me, there's no new characters, no scenes, and-Eh?Oh jeez, this is getting too spooky.Way 2 spooky in fact, because two new characters are coming to grace your c...
Hentai University v20
Friends, comrades, countrymen, all ye who have the patience of a saint, I bring to you Hentai University v20.Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlHentai University v20 Download: https://mega.nz/file/O75V2IIA#GCutGeKf76Td4DCnf56x-tuljwLnF5GnDFC3Uic8oQoIf you've already got any ...
Quick update, v20 as soon as I can
Yo guys!v20 Soon (tm), I managed to catch a cold on the same day I got my booster shot, and had a blackout over the last three days, and I meant to do this post early in the morning right after a quick 30 minute nap. I ended up sleeping for like 11 straight hours. So that's like 3 days of what would have been progress that are now lost to the sands of time.So, uh, IWell, I'll keep doing my best. v20 will release just as soon as I can fini...
What's up with Noodle?
Hey all, Noodle here.You've probably noticed that over the last few months my release pace has slowed down, and as many of you know that's been because of financial hardships. This is all info I've covered before in pieces here and elsewhere, but I thought I'd summarize it into a single post.While odd jobs and your guy's support have helped a ton, and have helped me with food and making sure I've got a roof, balancing coll...
Hentai University v19
Salutations again! Today I bring you the spookiest thing of all: An irregular update schedule!It's Hentai University v19! This is quite delayed, and I do hope to go into why, but for now I hope you enjoy what I've managed to do.Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlHentai U...
University v19 releasing soon!
Salutations! Sorry about the silence, it's a whole thing but a rough financial situation is the main issue. I'll be releasing Hentai University v19 later today, I wanted to let you all know in case you wanted to drop subscription (if you only support me for say, anomaly, for example)There's a lot to test as you can see, but thankfully people on discord are already testing the publicly available test release. If you wanna help me catch...
Hentai University v19 Female Character Poll
Today on bat we have several characters, which will capture your heart and win a place in Hentai University v19? You decide!Sorry this is late, I'm not sure what was up with me the past few days, maybe I was sick, or maybe it's some kind of allergy issue. Either way it seems to be over now. So!First off we have Justine! She's got a few paths to go down for interesting potion ideas, but mostly this update would focus on completing her ...
Hentai University v19 Preview
Salutations everyone!I've had a chance to relax since you least heard from me, and for me that includes working on Hentai University's engine for some reason. I don't really understand my brain, but working without a deadline and in reasonable temperatures has been really nice.As you can see I've managed to complete a lot. These range from:Better advertisement images for the game, these will go up on the index as well as the game&...
Anomaly Vault v11
"It'll only take a day or two once I'm better""I'll post again in a bit with anomaly v11"Well, it's really late, but I present to thee Anomaly Vault v11! If you're interested in why this took so long stick around after the changelog.Play it online here:https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault.htmlOr the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault%20Mobi...
