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Hentai University v14 Releasing on the 30th
Hiya friends, here's the preview post!So my focus for v14 is on Evelyn, another member of the PTSA. I'm aiming to try and work in feedback I've gotten so far, from a slower burn style of hypnosis (taking a page from Mary and Margaret specifically) to more varied profile images. I took suggestions and feedback from direct messages, so here's where I'm at:It's a lot to do but I'm also working in boi stuff too!I hope you&...
Bitch Medicenter Full Release
Salutations everyone, it's a day late but I present to you Bitch Medicenter!Download it here:https://mega.nz/file/7mRFlAJB#xY3-f0KmZ5UOetCoSC7InaMj4saBrhE20qupaLnCoegEdit I've fixed up broken image links in two PSAs, added two commercials for dared to change and ravager, and added the ability to disable images completely. If these intrest you and you downloaded before 10/12/2020, here's an update pack that should be extracted into the...
Back to Work - Medicenter on the 9th
Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you all know that all is well in my neck of the woods. No more carpal tunnel numbness and so long as I keep up the routine and take care of myself I should be fine going forwards. And the massive wildfires near my house are done with too. September was... Something. At least I appreciate the sky being blue now. That's a weird thing to realize I was taking for granted.Thank you for all the well wishes while I w...
Important Update
Salutations everyone, I have a bit of bad news.I'll be delaying this month's releases to October for health reasons. Sorry to do this so soon after the post about dates. Over the past few months I've developed a severe case of carpal tunnel and while it isn't clear if it's the typing, my sleep posture, or something else I'm recommended to take a break before it gets to the point where I'd need surgery.So I'll be on...
September Schedule and Suggestion Responses
Salutations everyone! It's your favorite pasta bathtub! Or something like that. I bring you this month's schedule:Bitch Medicenter will be getting a proper release on the 11th! This is a big one, I actually have a very large number of scenes written, but medicenter takes more work per scene than normal to implement. There's the scene itself, the large number of gifs, slicing and designing each block level, and the prelude interviews I...
Anomaly Vault v8
Salutations everyone, Anomaly Vault v8 is here!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault.htmlOr the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault%20Mobile.htmlDownload it here: https://mega.nz/file/qrxDjJ5a#CBgKv5fuixFxNWHNpHTeSKyNpGpsqmneuubiYGd6nY4If you've already got v7 installed, just download the v7 to v8 upgrade pack in here: https://mega.nz/file/aixBkaxJ#rA4j...
Hentai University v13
Friends! Romans! Counselors! Today marks the release of Hentai University version 13!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlV13 Download: https://mega.nz/file/f3p3AAZK#d45S3F8cyy-fI6tHpX2p1gPaLdq7V32WCMewUgp4KZIIf you've already got v12 installed, you should just be able to jus...
Master Index Update & Poll Conclusion
Salutations friends! It's me again!The polls have pretty much wrapped up now, with peach winning in crypto's impromptu poll and a bigger university v13 (releasing on the 14th) winning mine. That's on schedule, but I thought I'd let you know I updated my Master Index.The master index is a big-ol' compendium of my games with links to play them, download links, preview images & descriptions, links to anonymous suggestion boxes & ...
News update & important poll!
Hey all! Status update. Just wanted to give you guys an idea of what I'm working on, what's holding it up, and ask for feedback on an important question.So the big one is HAA. I was posting about it in the discord, but basically what makes the update take so long is because I'm trying to move each character's content from a single switch tree to an encounter list. Here's a messy flowchart for what Jean's content looks like...
Hentai University v12 Release
EDIT: Hey all, here's a hotfix for v12 titled v12a that fixes the broken images in Ash's second bunny scenes, as well as a lot of typos total for Nikki, Zoe, Amy, Naomi, Kelsey, and Vanessa. The links below have been updated, bug if you downloaded the original v12 you can grab just the hotfix here: https://mega.nz/file/mu4FiIzQ#xsYwyFU7YYOyNLdcT7yRQi-Up-dvEYZ8n2_GeUsTxGkHey all, Noodle Jacuzzi here. Nothing too major going on today.Except...
HU v12 Preview - Releases on the 24th
Saaaaalutations friends! How's it going? HAA is going steady, but it's mostly just fixing old code and moving old scenes into the new engine. My computer gave out but I've got a new one now. A few issues but nothing that'll hold me back from development. I'm still writing scenes for the streamer in particular, any suggestions?Anyways here's the outline for what's coming in Hentai University v12. At the start crypto was...
Rainy DayZ v3
This one time, me and my buddy Keith released Rainy DayZ v3!Download it here:https://mega.nz/file/u64VQYQZ#5hgVGmVBow9FAq7E5tJy-M1wMpqD6cEIe2_8-pdjNb0If you've already got v2.5 installed, here's an upgrade pack with just the new stuff:https://mega.nz/file/P2wHgYJL#muj5DSj4yydbSatVDGyMlumuJT4Kn5rj5RvDtwng-zIAnd if you skipped v2.5 here's a link to it if you need the upgrade pack for version v2.1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38912570P...
Rainy DayZ v2.5 release
Rainy! DayZ! V2.5! Shout it with me now!Or download it here:https://mega.nz/file/aygB1RrY#6WhY96H1W1zkCqGWAHjrQ3Hp2h7BqyD6ntYPDqyG3qsIf you've already got v2.1 installed, here's an upgrade pack with just the new stuff:https://mega.nz/file/aqhX0ZyA#KVswfGhfN4p0f7XksXpMPZiizfPphhoUB69OjnTvNxAPlay the game online:https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Rainy%20DayZ/Rainy%20DayZ.htmlMobile version:https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Rainy%20DayZ/Rainy%20...
News on HAA v1.1
So, as for news on HAA v1.1 here's what I intend to finish before I'm ready to release it. You can see a list of what I've already done in a post I made quite a while back in April here: on how HAA's development has been going. I've been writing HAA while also putting out rainy stuff, which isn't too bad since rainy doesn't overlap with HAA too much like anomaly vault does with the dom route.So for rainy's release ...
Rainy DayZ v2.1
Salutations survivors! Rainy DayZ v2.1 is out! Did I surprise you?Direct Download:https://mega.nz/file/myphhKBC#ZxJqtg5dP_l4ybX3oC_7UVrJ6w2R36tqm8YDpgbTqsc If you've already got v2 installed, here's an upgrade pack with just the new stuff:https://mega.nz/file/r6gFjaJJ#0Mv3FCw3Kfhn1OR3OzRjfUUEeTRZDd-FG7uMMO10jf0Play the game online:https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Rainy%20DayZ/Rainy%20DayZ.htmlMobile version:https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/...
Hentai University v11
Salutations!Eons from today the wise ones will speak in hushed tones of the glory that was Hentai University v11. But for now, I hope you enjoy!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlV11 Download: https://mega.nz/file/rrQQwIDK#LXSkmw6ezp6pSyqNPobL9GgVtrMKvGcLsYIWw8i1Cd8If you've...
HU v11 is on the 19th
Heya everyone, this is just a real quick status update letting you know Hentai University is still on track for a release on the 19th. I thought I'd take the time to confirm that, to let you know I'll be charging on Friday and to give you an idea of how big the release will be (spoilers: pretty big).I put the pedal to the metal for this one, I've already finished 14 lewd scenes that are being tested on the test server, 11 of them are ...
Hentai University v11 Preview
Hiya!I'm already well into working on Hentai University v11, although I haven't settled on a release date yet. OrangeMaestro on discord has found a lot of typos and there are bugs to fix, but I thought I'd pop in to show off some previews of what I'll be releasing alongside those fixes.As I've discussed before, the next new characters to be added to the game are the members of the PTSA council you'll need to corrupt before...
Hentai University v10
Salutations again!After quite a bit of last minute writing and testing, version 10 of Hentai University is here!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlV10 Download: https://mega.nz/file/zvBHBQwA#EZUhxRK1g3rDpIWroRZ1ou-Ii-qR9Iz-k_1C3MrPIDkIf you've already got v9 or v9.5 installe...
Anomaly Vault v7
Saaaalutations! It's Anomaly Vault v7!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault.htmlOr the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Anomaly%20Vault/Anomaly%20Vault%20Mobile.htmlDownload it here: https://mega.nz/file/O74mma7L#G35xI7mL7-3PiISU45np9Hma9os40M4P56hTtybNtFEIf you've already got v6 installed, just download the v6 to v7 upgrade pack in here: https://mega.nz/#F!rqhGnIwY!hzTrpPJOzhn...
May Release Schedule, New Story, Previews
Hiya everyone! At the moment I'm working on Anomaly and University, the release schedule will be:Anomaly Vault v7 - 5/22 (As a heads up I'll be charging patrons for the month here)Hentai University v10 - 5/29It's been tough to get into the flow for real porn stories, not sure why I can't get it to click right. I'll keep at it though, but in the future I wouldn't expect Anomaly Vault content at the same time as Human Altera...
Hentai University v9.5 Release
Hey everyone!I'm barely conscious at the moment, just got done writing and testing all this and getting ready for some sleep. Not a sick thing, just bad at managing sleep lately.Sorry about the lack of any kind of preview for this one, when I get really sucked into writing or when the schedule is packed I can forget to take a break to start prepping preview material. I remember that when I was working on HU's very first version I pretty m...
Status Update: Recovered
Salutations everyone! I'm fully recovered and back to writing.I dislike making posts without anything new to show, but I just wanted you all to know I'm back to work. Also I'd like some feedback on where my priorities should be.Most of my time was spent sleeping and focusing on keeping hydrated, but I also passed my time with Animal Crossing and Xcom 2. I had a chance to work on my art as well, I've always to improve to the level ...
Human Alteration App v1.1 Delay - Scenes Early
Salutations everyone. I'm sick.Pretty sure it isn't COVID-19 and the symptoms aren't serious (headache and general fatigue atm) but I'm going to take a break until I'm better.HAA v1.1 still has a lot of stuff to transfer to the new engine before the game is fully playable. If for whatever reason you wanna look at the source code it's up on my github here: https://github.com/NoodleJacuzzi/noodlejacuzzi.github.io/tree/master...
Hentai University v9
Salutations everyone! Sorry this is later in the day, I'm not feeling well at the moment and an extra round of bug testing held this back a little. But, here you are:Hentai University v9 is here!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlV9 Download: https://mega.nz/file/P64X2a5T#C_...
Secret Project Reveal
Salutations friends! The secret project is still unfinished, but I'd feel bad if I kept the project under wraps before I charge patrons for version 9 of Hentai University tomorrow.So I've taken a bunch of in-progress pics and would like to take a moment to talk to your about what exactly the project is. I figured at least some people would be all "Oh, I was expecting something new, not another version of X", so I've kept it un...
University v9 Preview
Salutations friends! Hentai University v9 will be releasing on the 17th! After that, the secret project (more on that soon) will release on the 24th.With the poll's results set Crypto will be focusing on the Mystery Box option for v9. Although it's a lot of work he's also spoken about doing his best to write for Steph and Reese as well. Risking life and limb I snuck into his domain and snapped a few pictures:Don't tell him I took ...
April Update
Hi everyone! I don't have a release schedule for you yet. What I do have for you all is the time to let you know what the plan is going forwards for each of my games. Take a look:Hentai UniversitySince the game uses assets from japanese artists, I've decided that full monetization is the only thing that makes sense. Now instead of being paid every 5 days, you will need to pay me every 5 in-game days in order to continue playing. I don'...
Hentai University v9 Poll
Today's message is brought to you by Cryptogreek! He'll be handling university v9 while I work on my secret project. More on that soon, but for now:Howdy, Crypto here. I am once again asking for your opinions on the characters I write for - basically, I want to know who the most popular characters are as of this most recent update so I know which characters the most people are excited for. Whoever wins the poll will get the most attention...
Hentai University v8
Salutations once more everyone, It's v8 of Hentai University!Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University.htmlAnd the mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20University/Hentai%20University%20Mobile.htmlV8 Download: https://mega.nz/#!ezoFCCwS!9ww7J4FEIxU4MqqvIRSbhYN318lUe4hwd3g6_LI1i5EIf you've already got v7 installed, you should just be able to just download this upgrade pa...
