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Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
It's a sad day in Val Verde ActionBabyz - we have come to the end of the road with show favorite, Brandon Lee. The movie is SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO and it sucks in all the best ways. It's a two-hander with Dolph Lundgren and Lee and they have zero chemistry. Dolph's character is supposed to be funny? Lee actually comes off OK in this movie, he nails his "jokes", his martial arts look great and big shocker... his head almost l...
Crimson Tide (1995)
CRIMSON TIDE this week ActionSoldierz. If you are not listening to this episode right at this very minute... god help you. Actually, if you're not listening right now that means there was some kind of technical issue and the episode was never released... god help us all. This is the ActionCaptainz we have the conn.
Upcoming Movie HINTS
we give you all the clues, you see if you can figure it out mr policemanCrimson TideShowdown in Little Tokyo
Kickboxer (1989)
The holidays are over. It's time to get back to fucking work. We were all business with our most recent pick. KICKBOXER. Do you understand that we're not fucking around?? Being an ActionBoy is hard work. We dissect this JCVD master-fucking-piece. Is this the best his physique ever looked? Is this the worst his acting has ever been? Is this where he found his signature fashion sense? We answer all these fucking questions. Listen to this go...
SHADOW WOLF JANUARY QUESTIONS
ask em here mijo
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
We have an ActionGirl joining us in Val Verde! The great Lauren Lapkus (Lauren Lapkus Patreon) is here to talk LETHAL WEAPON 2. It's always a treat when an outside presence forces the Boyz to sweatily explain long running bits and awkwardly interact with one of Stanger's hack characters - is it Bot or Gorgon this episode? Does it matter? Anyway Lapkus is a sport and the Boyz get to regale her with the highlights of Mel Gibson's famous...
Shadow Wolves December 2019 Answers
Your intention is to listen.
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
Gina Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Brian Cox, a script by Shane Black! What an embarrassment of riches under the tree this year. THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT really delivered. If only we had Craig Bierko in over his head and stinking it up as the villain...oh wait, that's in our stocking you say? Wow, the Boyz really did get everything they want for Christmas this year. Merry Christmas ActionBabyz now tell us where you all always this stupid or did yo...
UPCOMING MOVIES
these are JUST hints...see if you can figure them outLethal Weapon 2 (With Special Guest, who was Raised by TV, and named Lauren Lapkus)Kickboxergood luck solving these
Runaway Train (1985)
It's that time of year when all the prestige movies come out and try to make their mark for awards season. In honor of this fine film tradition the ActionBoyz have a wonderful Cannon Film Group offering. RUNAWAY TRAIN. You think we're fucking joking?? Both Jon Voight and Eric Roberts we're nominated for Academy Awards. Watch the movie and see why. Also listen to this episode.
Congo (1995)
It's CONGO this week ActionBabyz. This movie sucks.
Cliffhanger (1993)
Christmas has come early this year ActionBabyz! CLIFFHANGER this week - what a fucking gift. Is there anything better than Sly playing lifelong mountain man and local celebrity climber, Gabe Walker? He spent his whole life in those mountains, can't you tell by his accent? Who is the better pilot to have crash land your plane; Sully, Kristel or Denzel Washington (the actor, not the character he played) from FLIGHT? Listen to find out but don&#...
SHADOW WOLF DECEMBER QUESTIONS
THIS is where you ask your questions to be 'answered' by the Boyz in an episode at the end of the month
UPCOMING MOVIE HINTS
CongoRunaway TrainLong Kiss Goodnight
Shadow Wolves November Answers
Your intention is to listen.
Pray for Death (1985)
Happy Thankzgiving ActionBoyz Boyz and Girlz. This also marks the end of another incredibly successful Ninjavember. PRAY FOR DEATH is how we closed things out this year and if you miss this episode, you'll be praying for death too. Why? I don't fucking know - just listen. This movie is a goddamn mess but tons of fun; the old writer of the film hilariously wrote himself a real juicy part. He's cartoonishly evil with a bad dye job and h...
Enter the Ninja (1981)
Ladyz and Gentlemenz... Welcome to Ninjavember. It seems to start earlier every year- wasn't it just Octooky followed by 2 random weeks? Yet here we are with the first ninja offering, ENTER THE NINJA. This is another Cannon masterpiece. Woah baby, it's a weird one. Fortunately it's got a middle aged, Italian actor with no karate experience and dubbed dialogue as the lead. Come to think of it, maybe it's not that weird - the Bond v...
Code of Silence (1985) LIVE IN CHICAGO
Last month we did a live show in Chicago. People sat through this. Enjoy. Yes, even you Angel.
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Walk away ActionBabyz... Walk away... and watch MAD MAX 2: THE ROAD WARRIOR. Is this the best fuel-centric movie ever? Does the dog live? How is The Humongous getting enough protein? Does Vernon Wells really know the backstory of his character Wez? All of these incredibly important questions will be addressed on this weeks episode. Also there will be Australian accents and discussions of Mel Gibson's racism. Do you guys remember lingerie?
November Shadow Wolf Questions
this is where you ask the questions (and where some of you try to make jokes).here are your CLUEZ for the upcoming MOVIEZMad Max 2Code of SilenceEnter the NinjaPray for Death
Shadow Wolves October Answers
Your intention is to listen. and to remember that this was recorded well after EVERYONE's bedtime
The Monster Squad (1987)
Well, This is it for Octooky 2019. What a perfect film for the HorrorBoyz to go out on. The late 80's time capsule THE MONSTER SQUAD. It's got the bizarre and troubling homophobia of the time as well normalized sexual assault and a blatant disregard for consent. Fortunately it's pretty fun otherwise! Stan Winston monsters, practical effects, kids saying grown up funny lines and some real dad fantasy stuff. In conclusion, Wolfman's...
The Howling (1981)
Octooky definitely brings out the strange. And NOT the kind you're thinking about you fucking pervs. We're talking about movies and THE HOWLING is weird as hell. Is this a horror movie? Is it a psychosexual thriller? Is it an Air-Bud movie? What the fuck is it? Nobody really knows... Wolf looks pretty cool tho. Dee Wallace is a smokeshow and Knockdown Neal is almost as funny as Stanger. Now if you'll excuse the Boyz they're off to...
The Lost Boys (1987)
ActionBoyz, HorrorBoyz...LostBoyz? Yeah sure, that's works. Octooky rages on and the Boyz offering this week is the ultra, sexy classic, THE LOST BOYS. What is there to say? This movie is great, it looks amazing and it's tons of fun. Full disclosure, some of the Boyz were actually lost this episode at differed times during recording and let's just say that 3 Boyz is better than 2. But!!!The ABZ are committed to bringing you entertainm...
They Live (1988)
Octooky is upon us ActionGoulz. The HorrorBoyz make a special appearance this episode with a spooky choice, THEY LIVE. It's nice to slip back into the John Carpenter oeuvre. He may not be firing on all cylinders with this one but there's enough magic in there...hell, he cast Roddy Piper for the lead - one of the weirdest and most spirited casting decisions ever? The HorrorBoyz have come here to do 2 things...drink celery juice and talk fo...
Shadow Wolves-October QUESTIONS
this is where you ask your questions mijoEDITED TO ADD CLUES:here are your clues for the upcoming films, good luck gumshoesThey LiveLost Boys
CHICAGO LIVE SHOW TIX
movie announcement coming soon. get your tickets mijo
Patriot Games (1992)
Peak 90's Harrison Ford is so choice. What better showcase than our movie this week, PATRIOT GAMES. Rodgers put it best, dumb fun for smart people and entertainment that makes dumb people feel smart. Also, this is the kind of film that makes dumb Stanger act dumb. Now if you'll excuse the Boyz they're examining satellite photos of "TITS!"
Shadow Wolves September Answers
Your intention is to listen.
The Warriors (1979)
ActionBooooyyyz come out to play-yaaaaaay!!! THE WARRIORS this week Babyz - what a treat! This is a special movie. So special, it made the Boyz steer clear of talk about adult things like buttplay and instead focus on actual wordplay. Yeah, wordplay, like a couple of dad/uncles. Don't worry Stanger somehow manages to shoehorn chem-sex into the discussion.... oh and they also talk a little about the movie. Are the ABZ good?...real good? Nah, t...
