Post "Formula Fakers situation is crazy (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)" by "RPMF1" from patreon

grumpy.old.fox.1980

To be fair why do we watch racing , to see crashes, well other than racing it self . So watching F1A crashing isn't all bad , plus there was some clean racing . I disagree I believe there will be a female racer . but they going to have to be good . Plus no one say to RPM that there was a women racer in the 70's ? Not that she did great in a arse back of the grid team . I know there has been one but she didn't light the world of racing up as I don't even know her name .

April Hughes

I find your misogyny hilarious because I can sense you're just not that kind of asshole. Also, I know satire when I see/hear it. My cynicism gives me great critical thinking skills. Glad to see you back. When I was a little girl I wanted to be an F1 driver. My dad would watch anything with wheels race. I remember seeing Jim Clark win the Indy 500 in 1965 on the TV, and have been following F1 ever since. It was hard to do in the US at the time, I think they'd broadcast Monaco and Watkins Glen or Canada but that was it. So I kept up with it through magazines. I think you are right...I don't think a woman will ever make it in F1, and it makes me sad. But you never know...someone with the right money and fast times...who knows. I'm going to go do a track day in my 1996 Dodge Dakota. It has a 318 engine. It should be hilarious. Take it easy, Turd Blossom. RIP Dick Cheney, LOL!

RPMs BIGGEST FAN EVER DONT facking TRY ME

I'll never cancel my sub, you've given me too much already during my own dark times. Thank you, lots of love RPM.

MrCstack

I don’t think I have ever come Across a funnier human. He’s a national treasure. Give him an MBE quick. For curing depression.

Houms

Gay Hitler post whatafak you doing

PeePee PooPoo

What prison has Lawrence stroll placed you in?

LocoMotor

which epstein island's this bum been kidnapped to?

Frank Crooijmans

remember the days when RPM apologized for not uploading for 3 weeks?

Dude Asmussen

BREAKING NEWS RPM is happy to announce: his transition is nearly done. Next Step: Winning the Academy Awards

Pierzakandcompamy

Oi dickhead, my gay hitler, where the bloody hell is Helmut Marco keeping you hostage?

Jenny

Hi twat. We miss u and hope everything is going okay. Don't worry about all the time thats passed. Whenever you feel like it u can upload something. Anything. At this point I'd be happy with a 7 second video of you shagging my nan

Spencerdre

u okay i hope the FIA did not kidnap you

ChemoCharlie

Hey man i hope you're allright. Please come back.

TK MFUB

Miss the times of tuning into your videos after a crazy race but i hope youre well and alive. Im too lazy to cancel the sub so i hope it helps you out lmao

Fragbait

I am formally announcing that I am going on a cock torture strike until I see new content. Every day that there is not a new nerve or video I will smash my cock with a hammer. At this point, it looks like a pink duck billed platypus.I hope you're happy.

Jonas

Wasted my money on the subscription the last months.. Cancelling now, cya

Nick D

Episodes of The Nerve now not working?? Thought I'd listen to the ones I missed and they won't play now. W T Fuck?

TheCentralScrutinizer

Seriously, where the hell is this guy? Starting to think he was on the roof at Utah Valley University on September 10th. But for now, im canceling my subscription because you simply don't do shit. Waste of money.

Noname User

God, I hope you are alive! Man, please fogrive us. We were stupid and ignorant. Sorry. Please, don't kys. Please Please Please Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Yung Trash Lord

genuinely, why are these internet people so daft, it's literally rpm, you are not supposed to take him seriously

Matthew

Appreciate everything you've done for the F1 community but I'm gone for now. Thanks RPM - hope you're alright and HMRC hasn't locked you up.

Gorlock the destroyer

Honestly hope your doing alright RPM. I’m off until until you give us some indication that your alive. I’m sorry but I can’t justify paying for this at the moment. But the second you come back we’ll all be back in force! Hope to see you soon gay hitler, we wait for your rise!

alara

i hope youre okay dude but i'm leaving for now. seriously if youre burnt out please consider an editor you're really good. bye for now!!

Alexluisax

Its crazy because he earns 25k a month from 10,308 paid subscribers paying £2.50. For nothing. Bring out the Netflix documentary. Tindler swindler pt2

G K

Its insane how we haven't got a proper video this year and only 2 nerves.... DISGUSTING!!

Robert Kubica GOAT

Is homo Hitler even alive?

l'éclair hotline

in need of nerve pls

BudWheizzah

On that budget? More like gas station meth and roadside gigolos

Lance Stroll's Arseplug

What if he got thrown in jail after running from HMRC? What was the punishment? Death penalty?

Erwin

I have never wanted for the full shaft more than now.

Eli Turner

Love you Mohawk

The Freedom Tower

I bet he went to jail for harassing the window licker

Jonas

nah, you'd need more money. Do you think he really got that much from those views? I mean he never really got sponsored

Jonas

Yo, I've been patient, but no one takes 4 months for 1 video - I'm expecting a 2 hour video with Adolf quality!

Michael Masi sympathizer

Fuck you

Phat Brown's Phat Cock

Blink twice if you're being held by Mossad. Blink once if you're just a lazy cunt.

Dude Asmussen

bro, are you fine?

John

i used to love when rpm dissected every race tbh but this ep was still funny. It would be more epic to watch the race to his commentary on a stream. We want to have more time with this type of content.

Henry Ruggs F1 Team

I think the British government finally caught him for his tax evasion

Oscar Pastry

i thought we meant something to you, i thought we had something

Osama Bin Russell’s No.1 Femboy

I think my money is gonna have to go to FP1Will instead

Dude Asmussen

max mosleys corpse was involved

Nick D

Anyone know the cause of death? Assuming autoerotic asphyxiation?

Jean-Marie Francis

RPM Situation Is Crazy

Squaremup

pretty sure he's discovered cocaine and hookers

Phunkysmurph

At least Tommy and the Forhead put out content on a regular basis.

James Fitzpatrick

Seriously. You are the antihero that F1 needs.

dr0ctagonapus

Either you post a new video or we're all subscribing to Matt Gallagher.

Aleksandar Dimitrijevic

Just show up after the race and tell us we are retards for following and paying a subscription here. I would appreciate it and take it as a man, you lovely maniac.

Couldbewrse

staying subbed regardless, may file a complaint to HMRC, see if i cant claim this as mental health allowance

Kianoosh Yazdani

Dude We all miss you... Hope you pick up things soon dude... Till then... cheers

Darren

Can you shift your narrative into making content pls

Scrow23

How does one get the US IRS to go after a UK national for fraud? Asking for a friend.

Thomas Miller

Ossama Bin Russel has a new apprentice in the form of Kimi Talibantonelli and our disappearance artist is nowhere to be seen

Knightynyte

“Narrative shifting into the barriers”

Eman

Cuck in hand ready for any diagrams!!! Please!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

3 to go

Brian weis

Why tf am I still paying for this

Niklavs Skrastins

I bet the dude was found in Epstein files

Jason Callahan

Hey man, I love the humor and insight you provide. I love the edge and the takedown of those who think it's for real. I would pay a lot more for videos every race. The lack of recent content is concerning, though. You ok?

Oscar piastri's #1 fan

ngl this got potential

Oscar piastri's #1 fan

first time buying rpm patreon

Justin Neufeld

R you DED

LocoMotor

why am i still paying for this

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

4 to go

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

5 to go

PrivmasterFlex

Strulovitch is being a dunce again, so you can come back now.

Heaven Iwnl

daddy the tip has been in for so long its going to rot inside me OwO

Dude Asmussen

that shaft gets floppy mate

Faye Lau

Rpm just joined Team Doolally

jabruh

i reckon HMRC finally got his ass, pray for our hitler 🙏

not lando norris.

this is most definitely NOT what's up, hitler...

Oliver hayes

he must be in jail #FREERPM merch coming soon

jaxon Moon

FP1will is my new daddy

tfunk

If he’s in jail and my Patreon cash money is going to the British Govt imma be pissed

Robert Kubica GOAT

Maybe he is in jail or something, UK is worse shithole than the USA.

Totos Headphones

So you can only half shaft?

JT

Too busy choking on sausage and knee deep in minge.

Robert Kubica GOAT

Hey woman hitler, where are fucking video?

The Gorlock Dome

Where’s the full shaft?

Nosferatie

Month later and nothing... is he invading a country or something?

Jasper

I can't wait for the movie to come out

Trent McDole

dude just pay for an editor so your not burned out so much. I work as a software engineer and this reads just like burnout. Pay for an editor, stick to writing/performing and enjoy your work/life balance again for fucks sake.

Pontus

Full shaft now, or I give the money to Mission44 instead. This is a threat.

Phat Brown's Phat Cock

N-word come soon.....real soon........

Kevin Frey

lol! I think all of our balls are a violet color now.

Zak Brown CEO

At this point, he is dead in a ditch in Birmingham

Müfit Buz

Listen, you little shit.

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

I think it's safe to say it's imploding!!!

high def bungus

did you get JFK'd or what

Steven Aguilar

I’m starting to think he’s locked up. They finally caught him. #FREERPM

Justin Neufeld

i hope your not incarcerated

rynja

if I don't get the full shaft soon I will say the N word, that is a threat

Ruben Smith

oi

andrew claxton

No wonder your single having a half shaft for this long

Jan Kučera

Where's the rest gay hitler window licking fuck face?

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Isn't this classed as fraud?

Sam Kingma

This is insane at this point. There has basically been zero content since the beginning of the season. At least put out the pod

Ffffffffffff1

may as well cancel the membership

PastorMaldonadoGOAT

Insane behaviour, he better got arrested for cat calling the dentist chick!

the dan dude

Please, for christ, just let us know when we're getting content

KILL TEAM LH

Did RPM really just like this.....Get back to work

Radfern

Where is the rest you lazy spaztic bastard?!

Sylvain

That tweet from formulafakers looked so dumb and butthurt. Happy to see some nice content, keep it up !

jaxon Moon

just let the man enjoy his honeymoon with Gorlock, he deserves it.

Wieger

Soon we celebrate the month anniversary of half a shaft. Lets all celebrate with a moment of silence.

Thomas Black

well i think the CIA has finally caught him, or the stroll family or the formula academy drivers oh wait they would not even manage to drive to his bunker.

Commonly HMRC

Come out with the next video or you like men

Commonly HMRC

When are you coming out with the next video??

Borgiense

Serious question—has something happened to him, or in his personal family life?

dutcharest

it ok tho rpm i didn't mean no offense take your time babygirl

PrivmasterFlex

This is the saddest part of my day, signing in to Patreon and seeing no updates. There's probably a Love Actually meme or something that fits here. Disgusting.

Formulajerk1

Hamilton at ferrari is delivering more than this piece oh shaite

Oliver hayes

Either Gorlock ate him or the dentist killed him and he's 6 feet under. MAKE THE FUCKING VIDEO

Michaelthehedge

Other way round, I meant

Lyserg Petrova

FP1will is just better then you and you've finally come to terms with that. that is why your not releasing videos anymore you soy boy

Michaelthehedge

Rpm is more reliable than lance.

Michaelthehedge

Rpm

Harvey Birdman

Honest question. Are you close to releasing?

TheEstonian

what the heck. why are comments disappearing? Is RPM deleting comments now??? Yesterday it showed 423 comments. Today only 404 and a whole thread of people unsubing because he isn't putting out content is gone.

Michael Baker

When hitler slams the table toto wolf intensifies 😂😂

Moose Head

Hey Mr bobblehead gay Hitler hope ur doing well when will Lawrence stroll let you off the island? We need full sHaFT NOW!!! NEin NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!

Sevenkrpm

BRING BACK RAGE AGAINST THE GP VIDEOS GAY RAPIST HITLER

Superbiist

Horndog is freed and this guy vanished. This all at same time. Only coincidence? Just imagine this, good lord

jaxon Moon

He's with Gorlock the destroyer having naughty Funtime.

Jean-Marie Francis

WHERE'S THE FULL SHAFT YOU FUCKING SPAZTIC

sillywhim

🦫

Justin Burns

What the fuck is going on you stupid MAGA island visiting slug get it together

dutcharest

this was a month and a half ago

Ethan Clark, Piastri’s almost karting rival 🇦🇺

NERVVVVVVVVEEEE RPM YOU SPASTIC!

Manuel Schurig

Where's the nerve gay Hitler

Charlie Kish

Taking the fucking piss, he better be fucking dead at this point

Big Kimi

When???????????????????

Niksaun Stevens

I think he ded.

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

This level of disrespect to paying customers hasn't been seen since Gerald Ratner!!!!!!

Bland O'Florist

Way too little content for way too long. You're taking the absolute piss.

RdersOnTheStorm

Ill re follow and re subscribe when he gets the shaft out his mouth. This is full BRAEKFEST

R R

Wer full thrust?

Squaremup

u owe us 10 mins of video from july, twat

Wayne L

The money i spend on this subscription could towards something good like paying for new windows for stroll to lick but no, i decide to waste it here hoping a man with a bikini line going down his head who sits in a bat makes a video that i lol too among other things

Justin Neufeld

anything anythng at alll we need RPM

Francesco Celotto

You better get this MF video out or I will enlist you for the next oil war

jaxon Moon

Im not mad at Gay Hitler, just disappointed

Frankov

So this was all a big juicy fat LIIIEEEEE

Toby Harrison

Stroll must've got to him...

Matthew Abraham

This guy is either drunk and on drugs, or in jail. He had such a good thing going. The content was as good as it gets. But I’m out for now.

Dude Asmussen

Sorry to tell you lads.... RPM got gangfisted by the F1 Academy Drivers. His Arse didnt survive.

TescoTed

I give this man my OnlyFans money....

jabruh

Croatia will become a nuclear power before the full shaft drops ffs

JT

He would very much like this though.

JT

Did you download Grindr again?

Fragbait

If you watch gay porn, but it's 2 girls are you a poof? Asking for myself.

Mr. Q

RPM = Adolph.......this needs to stop, even thought is phun, let's stick to F1 or people will mistake making a little zinger/phun/satire with something else.

Larry Stranger

Thatcher is going to go 4 years without a shave and make you muff dive her

Black_Thunder

I also follow Project Binky which has been excellent training for video delays.

Charlie Kish

Honestly such a shame with RPM. He could be so much better and well known if he actually took his meds

Jake Harvey

It's been over a month btw

Steven Williamson

Time for RPM obituary search!

taylor ☆♫♡

its been a month cant take that long

jabruh

hitler bro drop the full shaft or else you have to sniff industrial solvents and be touched by 26 ladyboys at the same time

not lando norris.

HITLER FULL SHAFT NOW NOW NOW NOW

Wheelie Wonka

He doesn’t upload here either.

Dreamkoil

RPM orchestrated Horndogs downfall so that he can postpone the video, true Hitler reincarnation

Jackie Chan

We only get one post a month, so we should get something by Thursday?

TheEstonian

Same feeling here. What am I paying for here? :/ Will give it one more week and if nothing comes out then unsub.

Borgiense

come on RPM, give it to us!

Fernando Ligmalonso

Hey Christian check ur WhatsApp 😘

jaxon Moon

May as well be my wife, you take my money and give me fuck all in return, not even a reach around, I say good day to you Sir

Trent McDole

Fuck are you on about you twat, let's go with videos

Stan Hoppe

You didn’t upload for 3 months so i decided to subscribe to Patreon… I love it

Formulajerk1

Stop trying to be Kubrick : you're just a scumbag. Post some good old fixed shot "rage against grand prix", sitting in your bathtub ! Then go take your pills and go to sleep hornerfucker !

Fernando Ligmalonso

At least the Belgian GP won’t add anything to his list of things to edit

Vik

HOLD ON TO YOUR COCKS, ITS (not) COMING

Vik

GAY HITLER SPAZMAXXING DADDY HAS ABANDONED US

Matt1347

In all seriousness lad, it’s been a month now…

Hugh Mungus

FUCKING POST SOMETHING FUCKFACE

F1 and all!

Still so busy wankin' to the Horner sacking you forgot about us?!?!! C'mon gay Hitler, we need SICKNESS NOW!

Dave

Get on with it you homosexual Austrian painter

Christian Horner

Epstein was my mate growing up

Christian Horner

Yea 🤭🤭

Christian Horner

Just watched. This video was grate. Keep up the work man. Can’t wait for ur next video ❤️❤️

Chewy RC

Nigel Farage will be PM before full shaft at this rate. Gay Hitler

RdersOnTheStorm

Hordog got the full nutt, we got the pre! F1 academy is in 33:22:29:09 away FUCK

AG

Breaking: RPM confirmed TeamLH found dead by autoerotic asphyxiation after Kimi Antonelli goes out in SQ1.

Harvey Birdman

“I heard he hired an editor - - Oh. The editor is Lance Stroll.” CUT TO *drool on keyboard. SCENE.

Nathan16

Oi dickhead, it's been a month with nothing, that's a full months subscription, get to it

Sukkot

Did he finaly kill himself, or is he just faking his death like that LH fan? Maybe he IS that LH fan!

not lando norris.

i really didn't want to have to send you anthrax and pipe bombs, gay hitler, but we've got no full shaft and i've got no other fucking choice. can't believe you've driven me to this...

Steven Williamson

Apparently the drugs are not wearing off this time.

Moose Head

Only person I know that is more useless than me

Blake

Dawg… it’s been a month. I try to defend you but this is fucked bud

Nicholas Rummer

so close to unsubscribe from the god forsaken patreon

TJD747

Drop the full shaft now gay Hitler

Rocketpoweredhitler

Gay hitler

Rocketpoweredhitler

Right you little fucking spastic release the full shaft right now or I will lock you in a dungeon with lance stroll and make you smack dicks

Niksaun Stevens

Release the full shaft!

jabruh

its been nearly a month now hitler, bring us the full shaft or i will expire

jaxon Moon

Where the fuck is this cunt,?

yeet

the full epstein list will be released before we get this video lads

Ninian

it's been a fucking MONTH SINCE YOU GAVE US ANY FORM OF UPDATES. WAKE UP YOU FUCKING SLAG

Jam licked per square inch!!!

So we gonna start working after the summer break or are you just hibernating till 2026???

Big Ziti the Sauce Monkey

He should probably jsut wait until the 2026 season to be safe. 2026 RPM End of Year Prize giving Ceremony when?

Taylor Tolen

It looks like Stroll WDC before next video from gayhomofaggotHitler ❤️

Redzone

Hitler is waiting for Max to announce going to Merc before releasing the video

Droksten

Oi

simply_ramon

Release the full shaft now. We don't want to wait all season long, you are not fucking netflix

Bharat Lagali

mate

Dreamkoil

Spastic is on a coke(cock) diet again

Kein69

Are you trying to include the heat death of the universe in the next video? Fuck are you waiting for!? Shit or get off the pot mate!

Dan Ramm

I know what you mean when looking at the math, but what I love about his stuff is: it's ALL him. Not just the editing, but the filming and performance, the writing and the research all has his ridiculous fingerprints & sweat baked in. And I think that's why so many of us like it. The money gives him space to put more of himself into the videos and I know personally as well that when you have more to give, you can burn out faster. Some team can technically work on it, but it would also be diluted and a whole new wave of people would be ripping him here for that instead lol. Patreon is for supporting creators we love. If we don't feel like supporting them anymore, its easy to stop. But while we're here anyways, I think we'll get what we want faster by actually doing some supporting instead of taking shots. The one thing I'm certain of is: we don't know what's going on or how it's affecting him. I try to give the benefit of the doubt, and I'm pretty sure he wants to finish the next video as much as we want to see it. And most of us here probably haven't had the pressure of tens of thousands of people shouting through the screen to be creative faster--he's in a relatively rare situation and everyone handles it differently you know? It's been hard to wait for me too but every time it does come through, I'm never disappointed. If ever there was a time to say it, for real just let him cook

Steven Williamson

I guess the question is did RPM burn out, or fade away? "Rock of Ages................."

Jonathan Daniels

Just going to remind everyone this guy makes 30K A MONTH (£2.50 X 12,065 which is the active paying members currently) to drop content whenever he can be bothered...... I love his content for sure but for that kind of money, he could hire a full team to churn out content daily across all platforms, livestreams, merch, podcasts etc etc......

benficaclubedemerda

Come on bro, this is getting ridiculous Im happy to throw money at your mental illness, but give us something

Dildoeater

I would say you better explain yourself but that’d take another 3 months so pump this mother fucking video out already

Holelander

“Formula fakers situation” indeed. The promises at the patreon support page is fake.

KILL TEAM LH

At first I thought I could wait and be patient. But now this is becoming annoying. Upload a video, and stop doing this weird one video every 3 months

JT

Upload or I leak your Grindr chat logs

Ethan Clark, Piastri’s almost karting rival 🇦🇺

Profile pic is THE MIDFIELD BOY!!!

edoardo

this and the one before are just "parts" of the endless video he'll probably never post, right?

ShanyeB YT

No Mikey, no!

Squaremup

it's literally a section of a video per month, if we're lucky. fuckin moonhead.

jaxon Moon

clam slam....

Michael Massi

why are we paying monthly when we get three videos a year. i wanna kms

F this

#ADHDHitler

Pontus

Perez will drive for RB again before we get the video

Holelander

Guess his little elf helpers have zero effect on the output.

Eblan

Сука, где видео???

Faye Lau

"Rpm, I want to remind you politely, of your promise you have given two years ago, 'in ten years you will have tosee my new vid and can read the explanation for the change of my and Nico's mechanics crew.' It was a good question, it will be an interesting read. Do you remember, how to, now two years are over and I want to know if you already have started uploading your vid? I am now 69 and have the intention see it. I hope I will still have the chance in my life. Is it okay so far?"

Faye Lau

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosbeg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you to both. Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more comunication with your engineers. Cit. RocketWalterKostewk

Kasey Barns

Last three updates here have been about one unreleased video.... what the fuck are we paying money for?

Superbiist

Still waiting to be fully Shafted. Seems that Mr.Mohawk needs some small blue pills to get his shaft going as promoted. Remember, only taken medicine works. BR John Shaft

North Korean Peasant

Don't post the full shaft if youre gay.

Steven Williamson

"It's dead, Jim."

tfunk

I’m not sure what’s gonna cum out first…Epstein files or RPM video

ImJustAGirl

When I saw Red Bull boot the Horn dog I knew we weren't getting a video until 2026. With our luck, right when you finish editing and go to upload, Max will sign for Mercedes

Ab

Magic

T C

Very shocked and disappointed to learn that this was satire

isurvived_abudhabi’21

WHERE IS THE ELDEN RING PLAYTHROUGH VIDEO YOU HITLER SUPPORTING WITCH

yeet

nonce

Ramon Franco

Quit jerking it to Horny Horner news and post the video!

Tuub The Tuubster

Where is the full shaft gay hitler

Michael Lawrence

JEEBUS CHYSLER GAY HITLER! GIVE US THE FULL SHAFT ALREADY!!

not lando norris.

please hitler we need the full shaft already....i don't want to have to mail you anthrax and pipe bombs but i will if i must.

Frederick Becker

When full shaft you nonce

Steven Aguilar

Oi dickhead. Get daddy Jos out of your ass and post the full shaft already.

gam

Someone is going to die in an F1 Academy race if they continue to drive like that.

Zak Brown CEO

Oi Gay Hitler, where's the full shaft?

Cameron Smith

Where’s the video you nunz bastard

Timon G

Full shaft hitler

Michaelthehedge

He's almost as bad as George RR Martin amirite

Nate Multins

Well done Lil Baby Hilter!

fuck stick

I’m impressed by your continuous ability to lead your community on and always fall short of your own estimations

Frankov

Even Spazzy McGee would have finished the full shaft by now!

Dude Asmussen

Thats mild petting and not a half shaft....

Rhett Gluska

Look at the math bro is already set fam is making like 30k a month

Thomas Miller

MLG is back bitches!

realfuckinghozier

Oyyy!

Bamboule

Stop Strolling

Nick Albin

Hitler, get your shit together so you can make content on current events instead of taking 3 months on a random rant video, please?

Downhill

Higher an editor! You could be making a career out of this!

Toby Harrison

i fuck you silly boy

You're mother's lover

Come on fuck head. Post the video

Aritha wick

Where is the video gay Hitler

Vikki Lowe

Every day you procrastinate is another day the universe throws another controversy out there to punish you. This Horndog thing is your fault, because you won't put the fucken video out. Horner should sue your arse!

Brandon Richardson

Horndog got canned because of your lack of content.

Jam licked per square inch!!!

So are fucken retired or what???

D A Phipps

The horndog's been canned. Where's the video gay hitler?

Just_ Danny

Horner gone... still no new sh*t..

thai sven

I'm not gonna call u hitler but please hurry up bae

Frankov

Oi Hitler, WHEN IS THE FULL SHAFT COMING!?

MopSpoonClock

HITLER WE NEED AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST ABOUT HORNDOG BEING ASSASSINATED FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL

Christian Horny

Thanks GAY Hitler

James Bowels

Hire an editor to pump stuff out quicker, whatever you pay them is deductible on your taxes…

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

So that's Max definitely going to Merc then........The Horndog Is Dead......Long Live The Horndog!!!!!!!!

swaggerdoggo

Buy some whiteblue striped bergenbelsen pyjamas, you would look great, "satire"

Dagluben

What the duck was that disclaimer?? Don’t disclaim anything to us again u stopid fuck

Commander in queef

The gas station boner pills have worn off we need full shaft asap gay Hitler

Michael D36

Disclaimer Can shove it up their ass..!!!

Michael D36

Don’t ever change yourself..!!

Michael D36

Well Done..!! That was Fantastic Bro..!!!👍🏻 Hail victory ..!!!

Iforgetmoreeveryday

Finally!!

alara

TO BE FAIR as a woman myself, even I sometimes question myself whether you're being sarcastic or not so I'm not surprised some dumbasses fully assume you're actually serious. also you can not control all your following obviously ACTUAL INCELS who are actual retards will also think you're on their side.

Massive

RPM stole the client list because he was in it

Reverend Bootywhack Jones

If you would just stop diddling your mangina for a second and put half of this shit into a Nerve, we may actually get to see a completed video before the fuckin sun burns out

Ab

This is a fucking work of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Michael Lawrence

Come on Hitler today or you're gay!

Kasey Barns

Yo Shitler it's been more than a week you gay twat

jaxon Moon

Temu RPM...

Shifthappens

That “BREAKFAST” was perfectly timed😂

Thomas Black

Hulkenberg got a fucking podium before you finished your video hitler

TheEstonian

RPM is as retarded as the cum stained drool on Lance Stroll's chin. Fuckwit's been able to make two and a half videos in eight months.

Woodhaus

What a shock you didn’t follow through again If the videos are so taxing with all the editing, just yell your autism into a microphone for half an hour without editing and call it an episode of the nerve

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

Disclaimer deez nutz fuckin retards.

Johnny MnemoniXs

This video plus the week of waiting has given me blueballs

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

This☝️

Dreamkoil

Gay hitler teasing us with half shaft for to long we riot

Jorninho007

Half shaft 6 days ago

LowMoralFiber

@1:40 "This dude goes on a coke rant at least once a month" 🤣 The slander!

KILL TEAM LH

We need the next video. Lying to the public mr. Mohawk

SpaceCunt

The video is good

Jay O'hansen

time for the shaftening!

Pavol Murco

Well no shiet :D he adding austria part... i mean it was race to be raged about for sure :D

I changed my name

Nearly another race weekend and you still haven't given us the full shaft 😒

Scuderia_Karen

The refunded the Klamms

Scuderia_Karen

Is the is why I got an apologist refund from Patreon on my Golman Sachs Apple Card?

Viktor

Adolf! Wtf! I had to pay £2.75 - half my nan's earnings just to check you haven't been kidnapped and turned into gimp by window licker.

Steven Aguilar

😂

critical owl6

This was phuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn

Jackie Chan

TRANS LEWIS

Jack

you sound like a v10 when you beat Godrick the Grafted.

Brdllc

One of two Australian goats MICK DOOHAN mentioned 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Colt Alabama

I'm only here for the full cock, I want all that dick. Hurry up

Zalster

Fucking funny shit. Masterpiece again

GOATlonso

Same

Vik

“iT wiLL bE OuT THis WeEKenD 🤡🤪🤪🤪” phukkin spastic hitler daddy does it again ITS WEDNESDAY KNOBHEAD

Lance Stroll’s Jam Jar

Lia Block is the daughter of one of the most legendary human beings in history behind the wheel of a car, and yet her driving ability would make him turn over in his grave. I’d shag her tho

Ed😈

Ableist hate campaign is some funny shit

Darcy Gagne

I’m a woman and I laughed my ass off at both videos. Never give in to the offended, RPM!

Pariah

Okay, definitely worth caving in to watch. The rest?

Ableist hate campaign

Maybe we should organize an emergency visit for our fürer and savior

NotNot Gene

Hachi machi... watching the RPM proletariat taking over the F1 Academy live chat.. So uncomfortable, lol.

Hanzo

Please never change and just keep going 🙏 another masterpiece!!

KILL TEAM LH

What happened to the dentist. You should go back

Thomas Black

well the women improved they did not crash every racing lap so...

GinoGP

RPM bouta feed us goood

Rocketpoweredmullet

As the owner of the Sayl3ss_66 YouTube channel I would like to publicly state that I stand by the comments I made featured in this video

Pylat

Holy shit that was worth the wait. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

2025 accountability

I fucking lost it when he said bitch I am sitting in a bath tub

Fish12301

Absolute fuckin banger good sir i spat out my drink all over my screen

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

My favorite ableist hate campaign on the internet. Women in the workplace.

Lauda = GOAT

Honestly - watching the F1 academy , it is tough to distinguish between it and any 1000 IR rating F4 lobby in iRacing

IamStupid

This was abso-fucking-lutely beyond brilliant. You are a genius.

Regime Intensifies

Actually since Canada, I'm a full on fan of the clam series. Not because of high tier racing, but... It's just entertaining. You know, like mario kart on shrooms

RaphTheSwissDude

Worth the wait hahaha

Darth Plagueis

Question, do you sub because of the F1 content, or like me, because he´s funny as fuck as says shite no one else has the balls to say.

Darth Plagueis

RPMs videos get a lot more work on the edit bay, it ain´t even close.

Darth Plagueis

Dude he barely speaks about F1, he´s this popular because he´s funny as fuck, plus says things online no one else has the balls to say. My point is, he´s not raking in 40k per month on patreon based on his F1 takes.

John Winkelbach

Thank you, mister gay Hitler, sir

high def bungus

Where’s the full shaft

Larry Stranger

Hitler and Thatcher could have been an absolute European power couple

Breaken

Half shaft for the price of Las Vegas race weekend experience. Well fucking worth it! Hope to see the FULL SHAFT before GTA6

Vik

Knobhead probably saw maxipad get taken out by kimi and is now doing another 3 month piece on it that he has to add to the video still

PumperNickelSmuggler

Still nothing about f1

Pissing Frenchie

how the fuck does FP1Will get videos out so quick, yet your spastic ass takes fucking weeks to release a fingering not even knuckle deep on us. I need MOHR content, get back in the tub and record you gay nazi clown. Puhleaze and thAnk yOu!

BudWheizzah

Thanks for taking time away from sucking cock in order to finish this video for us! It is awesome as always!

BossmanStill

Gay Hitler went hard on this one

Andres Chw.

I just pay almost 4$ to watch women ☕ part 2 by gay stifler dum fuk! And I'm happy about it!

Zander Roth

Banger👌🏻😂

Zulugwa

3EURO WELL SPENT EVERY FUCKING MONTH OF PROF1ESHONAL ZHOURNALISHM.

Zulugwa

BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

zane1345

Can you post your elden ring clips lmao ?

I changed my name

Do better gay hitler

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Austria's gridwalk was vomit inducing!!!

Pariah

I TOLD Y'ALL HE WAS NEVER GIVING THE FULL SHAFT TILL 2026! NOW I CAN'T EVEN WATCH THIS ONE UNTIL HE DROPS THE HALF SHAFT PART 2! I WANT TO WATCH THE TIP + BOTH HALF SHAFTS CONCURRENTLY!

Mames Jay

Half helm

Philipp

Injustice happened again at the Austria GP today! Alonso f#%ked it in turn 13 by driving on the gravel, span out but caught it again on track. Same goes for Verstappen in training and Gasly in Q3. But princess Lando was driving on the gravel in turn 13 in the race as Piastri was up his ass. It was two tires on the gravel, same as the other three but no punishment 🗿 now he is 15 points behind Piastri 🗿

benficaclubedemerda

Saying goodbye like that is very gay

Kein69

At last 🤤

Ben

The full shaft is going to be a masterpiece

Desmond C.

That last sector of him listing off to a highlight real was literally poetic. Holy fuck, this is your best work yet.

PAPADEPXD

Thanks gay Hitler for the video🫡

TMDenthusiast

NEVER apologise to twitter, that's a never ending cicle

Hitlerdidnothingwrong

This is a cinematic masterpiece

Desmond C.

Tell you what mate, happy enough that you're actually working on shit this year, fair play

Snail Chaser

might try livestreaming on patreon after i get the full shaft out

SS Rocket

Where the fuck can I watch this guy play elden ring

OZ OFF ROAD FILMS

I have never laughed so hard in my life

Femboy

mid video ?

Christopher

Focused RPM is good RPM.

Ladislav Rolný

That was a masterpiece, daddy <3

G K

Don't you dare listen to these retards

Apolly007

Don‘t give into those fuckers‘ idiotic demands! What you did was perfectly reasonable, and if those modern feminists(people who think all men should be killed) can‘t handle facts, then so be it. Controversy will allow you to grow A LOT! Just look at south park

Dennis

hate you!

Bush

The Thomas the tank engine music 😂 I’m creasing

D1pstick

as soon as I saw the starting lights in Canada I knew we were in for a double dip of women in the workplace

Harry Gilmore

Thankyou for the disclaimer I now know this is satire and not to be taken seriously

Billy

Fandango cappuccino 😂

Abelist hate campaign

Women 🥒🍌🥕☕️

John Smith

Nothing wrong with corned beef.

John Smith

I totally agree, bring back grid girls.

John Smith

Anyone that takes the retarded gay hitler seriously needs to have their last remaining brain cell entered into the F1 Academy.

gavin kerley

Help I can't stop laughing 😂

toto wolff enthousiast

Thanks you gay hitler for this fascinating explenation👍🏽

H982FKL

"Bitch, I'm sat in a bathtub with this haircut in an astronaut costume with a picture of my father on the wall behind me." is how you introduce yourself to American Supreme Court justices named Katanji.

virosues

not watching that

Jamaican Ferrari Simp

discord

Lil kimi

the people that won’t realise the last part is satire 🚑

dutcharest

bruh imagine the scenes if a transgender showed up to f1a and started dominating

sickrat

its honestly funny the formula fakers person disappeared from the internet after the jack doohan posts

Matt from America

Where is this fuckin gaming video from. Looks hilarious. Plz post more

sxmsmithy

“Room temperature retards” - RPM 2025

Mr Bump

This is actually so refreshing to watch compared other youtube videos these days that are overstimulating and fuck up your dopamine

thetrainduck

I actually adore the Women ☕️ video, it made more people aware of F1 Academy and the only people using it as fuel for their misogyny were already assholes anyway. I've rewatched it nearly a dozen times and it made it clear that you do actually know how to write which is honestly just rude, couldnt you just be shit so I can leave? Also I'm still bitter about the grid girls, couldn't they have just made it a gender neutral job? Make more opportunities not less ffs, gold digging is already difficult enough as it is

Livid

The half shaft was too much for me daddy.

MrCstack

Wallah RPM, actually making me laugh.

Memphis

Where does one watch him play elden ring

T C

Humans in the year 2025 deserve to be fired in to the moon if they need trigger warnings on every.single.thing they choose to see on the internet. On that note, I'm off to Facebook to make Hamilton cultists cry. (Top shelf Razzle vid yet again, RPM 👍👍👍)

Carlos’ Sweaty Jock 🫶🏼

Alpine… point fully made fact by Elmo’s Mummy.

Commonly HMRC

It gets worse, they're actually a spastic supporter and jihadist sympathizing terrorist organization

Commonly HMRC

You know the chat is going to be insane for when the Orange Army and RPM fans meet. It will be so good, we will deal with the sensitive f1a stans the same way red bull deals with second drivers, send them to Helmut Marko's private island to work on installing "showers" or to become human ashtrays lol

Lancestrolls.chin

Intergalactic level of retardness have achieved

Amity

A quarter pounder with cheese made this video better, it was already better

LeclercSimp

Pure perfection gay Hitler

Hitlerdidnothingwrong

Half shaft?!? Really how dare you Hitler!! Princess Diana's car will make it to the other side of the tunnel before you release the full shaft.

Randy

This canada recap will get it finally uncancelleleble

Randy

That slapped

Elmo’s Mum

I can’t take anyone or any sport seriously when pastels are involved

Elmo’s Mum

Formula Fakers is run by women

OlofGungatur

You know we're just going even harder on the next CLam stream after this

April Hughes

I'd love to see women in F1 some day, and if a woman can do the the same lap times as a male driver, she will be in F1. It would be a huge PR occasion, and she would bring sponsors crawling out of the woodwork. JMO, Pig Daddy. Fun vid, as usual!

Window_Licking_Good

simply lovely !

Fernandierre Russtrollstappton

Women in the workplace 💃

Fernandierre Russtrollstappton

That live chat went crazy 🔥🔥

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Argentina, the home of corned beef and fat drug addled footballers. Probably the most unhinged country on planet earth!!!!

TicoSprinter

Oh we are so back booyyss!!!

Sneedium

"Paralympics of Formula racing" fucking sent me.

Joe Winkel

“It’s women’s rights out and away we go” it’s an absolute bar and I am sad that this wasn’t discussed more 😂😂😂

Kat

Counterproposal: All of us girls hand out our phone numbers to the Führer just to prove the fakers wrong. 😇

Sharkobtf4

Ok the gameplay part is actually fucking fire. Almost as hot as fernando.

Erich von Manstein

Hello, mein Fuhrer, I was not aware of these fucks targeting our dearest leaders with the smear campaign because I have an actual job and I don't look at the Twitter lunatics but I will not stand for slander against our Chairman. You give the word mein Fuhrer and I will actually unleash a swarm of bot farms and hackers on these motherfuckers.

Snail Chaser

that would be genius level satire

CaptR

What if the formula fakers post was mocking the other accounts that were critiquing you

Hans Landa

When Is Full Shaft RocketpoweredBathtub

Roy Mullenders

Appreciate the actual updates and communication. Hopefully for a longer time, but gotta give thanks where it's due mr Mohawk

Dilly G

Someone needs to put 13:15-13:45 into a song

Krazyaitchy

The Thomas theme tune ffs!!! You’ve just took me back 34 years!! I’m now acting like a retarded 39 year old woman, who’s mentally aged 5 and is screaming internally that she wants to watch Thomas the tank engine! Cheers! 🫠

Matt Andrew

I'm really glad this new video had a disclaimer at the end to inform me that it was satire because I lack any and all critical thinking skills.

Dilly G

RPM IS THE GOAT 💯💯💯

Nicolo Lorenzon

Formula fakers a bitch

Full shaft Ricciardo

I cannot wait for the full shaft! 😄

Mcshagger

Half shaft? 17 minutes of teasing... mate i take that any day with no lube

Day-late_dollar”short

I’m just sooooo happy that this place of Unoffended people exist here 🫶🏽😇😘 It’s bants and satire to an healthy degree! We all make mistakes in life … and we all get ridiculed for it … rightly so 🤣

Commonly HMRC

YASS SLAY OUR GLORIOUS FUHRER

Dixon Yermauth

Bekfest ♥️

AngryFanGirlPossum

Omg laughed so hard... Can't wait for the full send video. Rage vids are back baby

Anne

You’re a legend babe.

Pumpernickel Smuggler

I got featured 3 times in the clam live chat, love you hitler

Bryan Patterson

Holy fuck I’m dead.

Thijs de Bie

Thanks for the disclaimer at the end. I was already in the process of gathering the pitchforks.

Fred West

Well played

Mr I Blush 24 7

Absolutely brilliant! My cheeks hurt so much, I feel like I've got a massive tooth ache.

User_unknown

Funny video but is the cunt ever going to release a video on the actual f1 season

Snail Chaser

yes

Snail Chaser

mr positive over here

Snail Chaser

EXACTLY THANK YOU

Alex Badarin

this is a new high, slow clap, please keep cooking

Johnny MnemoniXs

☕️

Rocket Powered Gorloc

And also, for the fake f1 page to say you’ve not spoken to a women, what about the woman from the dentist that is now buried in the garden of the bungalow

Scout Recon

I made it on a video! Now... give us the full shaft you cum guzzling, women hating retard loving hitler!

KILL TEAM LH

Never have laughed this hard throughout the video 🤣🤣

Aritha wick

Okey I am gonna end my sub now and come back next month

Big Doink

Good video, thanks for clarifying it was satire at the end, I couldn't tell otherwise xxx

Xol (TheChickenGOD on discord)

Love you too rocket poo

Kelly S

As a sandwich maker myself, I more than approve this masterpiece 😂👩‍🍳👌

Rocket Powered Gorloc

Room temperature retards, what a fucking saying!!!! I’m adding that to my vocabulary for daily purposes only

PHLATearth

If part 2 is like this, don't even bother editing or uploading it. This was the worst so far. It's better without any content to be fair.

Liam Walton

The king has risen 😩😩😩

JoeHammerstein

Like the good old days. Go on like this and I won’t cancel my subscription.

Yosh B

getting featured in a RPM video is crazy lol

Sid Hermann

Absolute cinema!

st3ffl0n

Good video Keep it up

Carlos’ Sweaty Jock 🫶🏼

Yay daddy! ❤️❤️❤️

Stodge

Yes. Top quality entertainment chicken jockey

Zed Leppelin

Oh thank Stroll you’ve whipped it out for us all. in 17:42 seconds, I’ll be looking forward to the next one…so MOOCH KONtent

KK2009

So is the problem that they're women, retarded or both

Zipa

Helnut Marco is going to send joss to give you a twatting if you keep cucking us

Guzzman

Rpm is the giga chad🗿🗿🗿

bigaidsfromthefareast

1v1 me on elden ring hitler or ur gay

Meaghan

HOWLING at the F1 academy chat

Oscar Piastri

Look just drop everything else in your life and devote yourself to us. You foking nonce

BigHeadBear

Kim Jong Mohawk

Carbon117

I'm a few minutes deep - but the game is so fucking back

windowlicker for fia president

I'm watching the video while walking through my village and I look like a crack addict because I'm laughing so hard, the clam academy skit slaps, luv u to