RPMF1 posts
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Voicemail #008 - Turds to the face
Friday 14th November 2025https://x.com/SkySports/status/1988936646771843294
Voicemail #007 - Im a therapist
13th November 2025 #genocideforthetendies
Voicemail #006 - Family day out hate crime
12th November 2025 The crime: https://x.com/Norrislandofans/status/1988066138602041621?s=20
Voicemail #005 - Must be the spaghetti
Tuesday 11th November 2025
Voicemail #004 - WANGHAF Monday Motivation
10th November 2025
Voicemail #003
9th November 2025My Sunday morning report for the Brazilian Grand Prix Sprint race & Qualifying. Oscar having a nervous breakdown, putting my neighbours windows in and debating if we should nuke India. Yes we should.
THE OVEN IS BACK ON 🔥🔥🔥
first of all, calm down2nd, no I am not dead, unless HMRC is reading this in which case I never even existed 3rd, I have AN ACTUAL BROADCAST in the oven baking nicely 4th, I would like to extend my condolences to Prince Andrew after been forced out of the royal lodge earlier this week, I wish him well. 5th, I didn't want to update the CUMunity until I had a video in the bag, it will be out next week.PS: please stop abusing the mods in the pa...
UPDATE
Its been a week since my last communication so I thought I should update the CUMmunity:This fucking video is already over 27 minuets long, iv got about 60% of it edited but iv still got a whole section to record about the Verstappen terrorism.Sometimes I livestream the edit on the discord server for people who are interested, it’s just me staring at my computer in silence while having a panic attack for about 5 hours but its cool for people to ...
(just the tip)
a lil preview of the next video I have no fucking idea what the title is yet cos I have many more things to cover in the final piece Im gonna finish this bit about the Wicklow licker, then I need to cover lando's terrorism in Canada and Max's terrorism in Spain.many terrorisms.I will keep you updated in the chat about the progress of the full shaft
COOKING (finally)
Into the tub again, same old trip is was baaaaackkk thennnn(Alice in chains reference)Didnt want to update the CUMmunity until I had something in the bag.iv fucked off the green screen and im back to the tub for classic rage videos.Need to see what happens today in the spaztics home race so I can write the end but most of it is already in the oven and cooking real nice, will be out in the next few days.I’ll keep you updated about the progress i...
The Nerve #40 - Dirty Protest
i already know what people are gonna say "yOu UpLoaDeD tHiS riGhT bEfoRe tHe sTaRt oF tHe rAcE" THEN FUCKIN LISTEN TO IT LATER DICK HEAD this is a perfectly comprehensible analysis of Pando Porris bottling the 2025 world championship for no good reason Oscar 4 the win
Clam Academy
I was hinge deep making another 30+ minuet video trying to cover all this seasons shenanigans so far but was taking ages to edit and ppl where threatening to burn my house down, as per So, I thought fuck it and made a classic rage video about the clams instead #womenintheworkplace
The Nerve #39 - A Long Cold Bleak Winter
This is not a conservative show, I love my family and I think musicians are the brightest people in our society.Sponsored by Ginsters pasties
(just the tip) RPM AWARDS 2024
The first few minuets of the RPM 2024 awards, as mentioned in my update post im hinge deep in the edit but its a THIC boy that's gonna take a couple weeks to finish.Seeing as the patreon group chat looks like the Gaza strip I thought I better upload something to calm people down.
A few updates
Update #1: This morning I caught the cows plotting an assassination attempt on King Charles.Update #2: I am hinge deep in making the RPM end of season unofficial but still really important prize-giving ceremony, its gonna be a THIC BOY (>30 mins) and take a couple weeks to make HOWEVER_I have the first few minuets done and im gonna cut that and upload tonight just to get the content train rolling again.Update #3: I have joined the cows in their p...
The Nerve #38 - Osama's Bussy
In this episode of The Nerve I cover the EXPLOSIVE drama between Osama bin Russell and Max Verstappen. I did get sidetracked multiple times talking about race horses, complaining about the McDonald's ordering experience and vaguely explained how the banking system can fail.
The Nerve #37 - Fatphobic Homosexual
In this transmission of The Nerve I briefly mention this mornings qualifying for the Las Vegas Grand Prix but spend most of it screaming about halloween, a mass shooting, fat children and Will Buxton's new book. Steve Miller national treasure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Z0EGrkcDIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmu0YwaYXLI&list=LL&index=1&t=1sKim illmans video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVi4kSgaPec&t=31s
"He can't win from 17th on the grid..."
OK PARTY PEOPLEI have returned, after spending the past 2 weeks in bed with a pulled achilles so wasn't able to get to the underground bunker. HOWEVER While I was sat in bed as an actual disabled person, I made this cinematic masterpiece about the Brazilian Grand PrixI lied, I didn't pull my achillesI spent the past 2 weeks managing Donald Trump's presidential campaign.#cheeseball4thewin
cucking
Video in oven at full roast, will be out before the weekend or im gay and my whole family dies
The Nerve #36 - Spastic infinite money glitch
in this transmission of The Nerve i delve into the recent FIA clamp down on PROfannyTEE, explain why Mohammed Ben Sulayem might be the next Adolf Hitler and present a perfectly reasonable financial strategy to increase your portfolio.
ABSOLUTE SCENES on the discord
ihave no idea how or why this happenedI shut down the live channel after about 3 hours because of the chaoswe will try it again at some point but for now everybody go into hiding
The Nerve #35 - RIP Retardo
in this transmission i conduct actual joURnALiZm about Daniel Ricciardo's career, scream about some personal affairs and morn the loss of the Duchess of Grantham.Ferrari F2004 Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpDqs9ljSqg&t=80s
Red Bull Situation is Crazy
will this video make it onto the YouTube channel without multiple re edits?the hell it will.
phatty cummin soon
i had to re shoot a bunch cos newey decided to disgrace himself by going to Aston Martin but I swear it will be out by this weekend or i will deface my nans gravestone also today is 9/11 so happy birthday Osama Bin Russell
Small Meltdown Update
K so patreon added a live voice feature to the chats so I can now scream at you in real time YAYhOwEVeR - I tried it out earlier in the RPM chat and while it worked PHINE, the traffic spike gave patreon an aneurysm. For some reason all my content disappeared off the main feed, but if you click 'clear filter' it all comes back as normal. If you missed the live chat, I was just giving an Address to the compound about overtaking the P2 podca...
