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The Nerve #34 - Fandango Cappuccino

On the eve of the Italian Grand Prix we commemorate the Freedom Tower who has been replaced by some random Argentinian. I give my take on the second coming of Jesus Christ (kimi antonelli) and explain why the toyota aygo is the fastest car in the world.

The Nerve #33 - Urinal Crimes

In this transmission i react to the freedom tower twatting his Williams in FP3 and give my expert ANALysis of qualifying. i also tell a story about an experience i had in the most disturbing place on earth, a cinema in Doncaster.

The Nerve #32 - Incoherent Globalist Ramble

this episode makes more sense if you're a schizophrenic or on crackor bothideally both.

The Nerve #31 - Summer Race War

In this transmission of The Nerve I cover the hot KNEWZ stories that unfolded since the last episode, give my perfectly reasonable opinion on the Paris Olympics, laugh at Danica Patrick before breaking down the 'rumour' about Adrian Newey going to Aston Martin.Danica Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AZX92oILg&t=690s#NOjusticeNOpeace

DISCORD LAUNCH (+ actual mental breakdown)

For instructions read this: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-accessif you have issues or its fucked, DM me on patreon or start screaming about it in the patreon chat.

The Battle of Britain

cooking another PHATTY

ok you little freaks the next batch is cooking reaL nice got a bit carried away making a cinematic masterpiece for the intro but should be out before Michael Masi's second assassination attempt on Donald Trump (tomorrow afternoon) ((probably))(((stop yelling at me))))(((((im kidding i like the abuse)))))

The Start of A War

cooking a fatty

FINALLY a full broadcast is about to be achieved, it will be out before lando fucks max into the wall at copse no possums where harmed in the making of this video, its death was instantaneous.

The Nerve #30 - Call the Police

Toto Wolff actually called the police on #teamLHso lets go through the events cRoNaLOgiKaLLy to try and understand how we got here its very hot right now in the UK and I had multiple heat strokes during this episode

The Nerve #29 - i lost my ADHD medykayshone

in this transmission of The Nerve i have a 47 minuet long schizophrenic meltdown.

Retardmaxxing

yes I know its been 5 days since the tip but the FULL SHAFT is hereI was gonna do a bit about pando porris winning Miami but then I got lost down the stroll rabbit holemy goal with this piece is to expose the corruption of the stroll demons I am a great swimmer and im not suicidal so dont believe whatever the mainstream says

just the tip

Alright you dirty little bastards, here's the first half of the video early because I respect democracy I will keep editing the rest and have it out before maxi pad wins the imola Grand Prix

Tip now or Full shaft later

ok u little freaks, im still hinge deep in the edit and will be for a couple more days HOWEVER the Stroll section is done so I could upload the first half of the video for you to wank to until the full shaft comes out in a couple days. shall I upload the first half right now or wait?I will respect the results of the poll...Edit: obvs I mean just for the patreon

The Nerve #28 - Lando Trumps Verstappen

for christ i pre recorded the first half of this episode before the race and said Lando was mid cos he bottled it in sprint qualifying on SaturdayBUT THEEENNNNthe bastard wins the race on Sundayso just allow this episode to go through the roller coaster of emotions that was the 2024 Miami Grand PrixFred Vasseur is a viable 3rd party candidate.Sources:https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/21/americas/breast-implant-bullet-wound-wellness-intl-scli/index....

The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism

yes I know I had a lot of coffeeiscream about Ferrari's new partnership with HP and the sort of illicit activities these new corporate sponsorships get up toialso take action in the fight against the stroll crime familythere may be other topics but i blacked out for most of this episodehttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/apr/09/hewlett-packard-108m-corruption-government-it-us-briberyhttps://www.reuters.com/legal/official-oracle-pay-abou...

F1 back in the CCP

我想說的是，中國政府不腐敗。我很安全，沒有任何危險。請幫我。

The Nerve #26 - im moving to Somalia

I spend the first 28 minuets of this episode screaming about the British government and my plan to take the RPM enterprise international.

18 Year Old COOKS Lewis Hamilton

My PHULL ANALysis of the main stories over the past 2 races I pulled a big brain moov and stitched in the test video I got from last week as the intro Before people comment 'isNt tHaT thE tEsT Vide_YES THATS WHY IM A GENUIS Anyway Its good to be back in the tub with lil kimy

The Nerve #25 - Happy Birthday Adolf

susie wolf maybe orchestrating genocide and pewis pamiltons music gave my ears an aneurysmi will not wish you a happy birthday unless you pay me one million pounds happy easter

The Nerve #24 - Set yourself on fire

my technical ANALysis of the Australian Grand Prixhttps://www.discoverwalks.com/blog/dubai/10-disturbing-things-to-know-about-dubai-porta-potty-contreversy/

bathtub test edit

ok baby gurls the tub is now fully opperRAYshoneAL and ready to broadcast little test edit to get the JEWces flowing i think i need to move the camera cos lil kimy isn't lined up and it hurts my OCD

Back in the Tub

LADIES AND GENTLEMENWas gonna do an update vid but id just ramble and not make sense so here’s the squeeze.We’re going back to the bathtub baby.Cos every video I upload I get 183,478 comments saying“gO baCk tO tHe bAtH”“i pRefEreD tHe BatHtUb setUp”“gReEn sCrEen iS gAy”PHINESo last week after I uploaded The Nerve i went about setting up the tub again.I had moved it out of the underground bunker cos I didn’t need it anymore so it...