Post "Retardmaxxing" by "RPMF1" from patreon

sre ganesh

get the car back you pleb

Zulugwa

That gigabig speaker you were laying next, Id love to hear how loud guitar solo it can produce. gachiHYPER

Cooper

only thing we can do

Regime Intensifies

also he is probably locked up Stroll's prison

Evinak

I now assume that cocaine has been introduced into the creative process. I am both concerned and excited.

Angel Ricado

Also we have a long way to go in this dark tunnel. Just raise the comment numbers like a MF.

Angel Ricado

Exactly

Angel Ricado

Yes and a lot of people are failing miserable. Bunch of cry baby’s. We all know that he’s a nut job and expect him to do normal things like keep his word.

Splashy

Is he testing us

Lorenz

It's not even like with this patreon we are supporting your youtube, you are not uploading shit there either

so_sad

my take is he finally had enough money tu subscribe F1 Business and mf wont be back till summer break reading InvEstigayTIve DzournaLISm

Oldjewish

Psalm 23:1–4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Oldjewish

Job 10:22 to a land of utter darkness, of deep shadow and disorder, where even the light is like darkness

Angel Ricado

Let the bidding start!

Cooper

i want the tub

Angel Ricado

Dang, wonder who keeps lil’ kimmy. What if there’s an auction of his art collection??? What would you get?

Dum Fuk

Yes, obituary in the Sheffield Tribune May 19th. RIP Lil' Rocket.

Meat Fly

He's gone awol. Join the Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/share/XtrS6kuGcb2Ckn44/

ColorfulNight

Im gonna remove my sub. Its not a lot, but I'd rather put it towards consistent content. I liked it when every week there was The Nerve and i could play it doing my weekly chores. Now Im gonna find someone else. Ill sub again end of this year to listen to the remaining two episodes that will come out this year at once lol. Twas fun!

Angel Ricado

When the fkn races have actually been popping this mf is nowhere.

Angel Ricado

He does this shit. He’s worse than a cockroach, he will be fine.

Angel Ricado

You know how many all of us that still pay. That’s how many. I don’t have an actual number but it’s not 1.

Angel Ricado

Is he dead?

Prefect Racing

Rpm makes more than most doctors. Just got the notification that I paid for my monthly strollonoscopy but nothing to see. Out for now, might grab a month at end of season and binge the 3 nerves that get released till then.

UrNansLeftNut

this is normal, you get it weekly for 2 weeks then 2 months mia

Josh McDougall

I signed up for RPM's content at the start of the month hoping that there was more content in here than he was posting on Youtube. Is this the standard frequency of posts? I mean a shitload has happened over the last few races and we haven't seen anything from the great man. Anyone know what is going on?

C H I N A

I'll go jerk into a sock and mail it to the bungallow. That way POS will remember us.

C H I N A

Fuck him. I'm gonna pop the tyres on his Corsa.

Aaron Amick

I genuinely hope he's okay.

Cooper

long time subs don’t unsub youve ben thru this and u know there’s a ton of light at the end of the tunnel

Jimmy Roulet

Is he ded?

Spalding Jones

So, the rumor is RPM bought Jeffrey Epstein Island and we will never hear from him again. He's getting massages while the Patreon money just keeps rolling in.

Angel Ricado

You all forgot that deep down we love this shit. He gives us a chance to bitch and complain like he does. Hope’s his bitch ass hurts the fuk though.

Andrew Bogle

SO good!! Thank you!!

Evinak

Yeah m8, this isn't our first rodeo. RPM is of adult age AND HE SHOULD START ACTING LIKE IT!

TeamLH Cult Leader

Yeah but how many people have subbed $3.50 per month to get zero content for a whole month, for a second time.

Yosef Cardoso

Jesus christ, this is the first time I really paid any attention to the chat, you all are a bunch of psychopaths. its $3.50, The Loch Ness Monster ain't at your door banging it down. If you act like this online I can't imagine in real life. Ya'll need to chill and go jerk off into a sock or something.

Dum Fuk

Wake up u bint!

Bastard of christ

For me as well. Cannot access the chats anymore. Not on laptop, and not on the iPhone app. Something is rather sus tbh

Piterusz

unsubbed

Fragbait

you and your tortured artist bullshit reasoning can go blow a goat, I paid my money and I expect to have my balls tickled.

Zulugwa

Dont worry he is back in hus underground dungeon and making something.

Jay DeLancey

Just to add on https://youtu.be/_uUBBiDriB0?si=f7JvM8Y1-vtbSZuV

Brayden Daniel

PIG

Gavin Conran

Correction - seems he posted in channel chat - can't seem to get the app to load the damn chat for some reason - but something is there

Gavin Conran

This is the last we heard from him

Parker

I’m new to RPM’s content and love it. He’s really gonna end up shooting himself in the foot not posting consistently tho

Skroeftie

yeah, same

Skroeftie

Was this the last post? Or is my patreon just fucky, I can't get into the chats anymore, either. Just won't load

Heaven Iwnl

I had a billing issue a while ago, I re subbed and since then the chats are not in the community section anymore

Cooper

he commented in the chat yesterday

ColorfulNight

Ze Nightman

Where are you you infertile jew loving ass lint.

MalibuPineapple

Just paid over 2 quid to check if this cant is active in here

Fragbait

RP has the same credibility as an politician......."Im gonna do a weekly podcast" LIES! FOOKING BALD FACE LIES! I have the beaten wife syndrome at this point as I foolishly keep believing. "Rocket is a good man, he's not going to hurt me anymore, I'm sure he'll be better now! " All the while he buttfucks me each day as I check for a new post. One more week of abuse and I will forever refer to him as Rocket Stroll ..........and keep paying in money and anguish waiting on the cunt. I may need to look into getting a life. :)

Zacahorse

Fp1Will compared you to Jacques Villeneuve. War? Question.

involentnumber

monthly podcast?

Cooper

the cuck commented in chat i swear down on me nans clam UPLOADD

Vitchtits

But being shit at it is highly important information 😂

Ryan S

He could have been sued by the Stolls and be in actual danger

Jackary

oi give us content

Why aren't you a cam girl

RIP Mohawk, they found his body on a Greek island today, was on the news :'( Another one of the greats has passed.

Luís Araújo

oi dickhead?

Jennga, a Shagger

*paid

Jennga, a Shagger

Already did

Zulugwa

Thats a good thing, more voices are harder to silence in ourjourney for the new Civilization of freedom.

Der1cho

Have we evolved up the alphabet to being a Nohawk, no work.? Because you're posting as often as the Money Vadger is actually proving their worth on the grid. You have kids like MaxPolo doing your work, stealing your lines on Youtube whilst you lay in your tub rubbing your swollen knob.

Mike D

A update once in a while will be appreciated. Especially after the last video he made..

Mike D

Giving us the silent treatment, again???!!!

Biggles

The cum back will be stronger than ever

We Are Checking

where is the content i pay for

Fragbait

What are you doing you chicken head looking fucker. There are people in F1 who needs to be verbally abused.Let's let's get with the program.

Jef Pauly

I just got charged today and I'm like 🤔

Cooper

daily update: thinking of cancellation

DeVine

HAHAHAHAHA actually funny

Robin Olsson

Thay are there, on phone it is bottom left next to home button, if you are on Our Leader's home page

Kilokolkonka

You better be brewing something man, otherwise i'm gonna set myself on fire inside the bungalow

A

Has the chat function been pulled down? I can’t find the chats anywhere.

Christian Den Butter

Give us the next video Hitler

the monkey in lance strolls brain

Where’s the video you mohawk bearing cunt

JT

Line the dicks up and prepare to probe the letterbox. Is our shawn and shaven hero ok? Did the fair maiden of the dental reception lay claim to our one true saviour?

Molten Kiwi

Lange stroll has impregnated his sister and our king is silent

Splashy

Is he waiting for something beyond even his own comprehension to occur at the window lickers home race

Kristian Radić

Spastic

Elle H

Can you hurry up and post something you lazy swine

DeliciaFelps69

Oi did you die hitler?

Heaven Iwnl

ok so I'm actually freaking out the stroll secret inbred army has taken over the coumpound and our lord and saviour is currently under heavy windowlicking assault We need to apply the emergency Blan : threaten matia sbinoto to get the coumpound location and send pizzas to help

Wulf

20 disgusting days FFS! Raped by Stroll and left for dead? 🤔

Cooper

daily checkup: the title of this episode seems to have infected our leader

Jean Dubois

Maybe he gat sued...

Dum Fuk

How to take a month off cOnTeNt CrEAtOr edition, pre-record literally anything, one anything per week off and poost while relaxing someone sunny. Crisis averted!

Funky Jazz

He already ripped off his subscribers, the next move will be launching the Window Licker meme coin on Sol

Jason McGlynn

Please, for Christ, just hit record once a week for 20 -30 minutes, sit in the tub, and yell about F1. It doesn’t need to be edited. It doesn’t need to be groundbreaking. You’re best when you’re off the cuff. The big brain pieces are for the off season.

April Hughes

Hope you're ok, Piss Daddy.

Nathan16

Thought I was just dirt poor and the patreon subscription didn't go through, just turns out RPM is once again not uploading

so_sad

swear down on me nans grave stop sniffin dayumicas ass and give us something

George leon

Wow, so I waited for the Retardmaxxing video, watched it, went about my business, didn’t pay for my subscription, remembered, resubscribed, to see no new content…

Marek B

Just hit the record button and talk about what made you mad at groceries.. this desprete...

Peter Burda

In terms of the Nerve it is just talking shite so this is not art this is the discussion. On the other hand video is the most artistic thing.

Evinak

I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

'EssentialWorker'

3.50 , for wut ?

Cooper

we have learned nothing from the november-december 2023 incident

Fragbait

Do your job cunt.

David

let's just say that taste is something you can argue about, but not online

Brad Powers

Quality is through the roof you licking windows or what?

Cooper

daily checkup: the rocket continues to be deceased

Curtis Liddell

where the fuck did rocket go?

involentnumber

"weekly podcast"

Cooper

long time sub here who is livid

Frank Crooijmans

pejnus

Matty25

Nerve or Gay!

Yosef Cardoso

you never rush an artist when they are working, as a long time sub I don't mind the wait because when things do come they are amazing

Dum Fuk

An you imagine ridding RPMs dick will help? You're doing flips and tricks on that thing bud.

TC

Give the man space and he will thrive. Putting pressure doesn't do anything.

banan9102

im buying you stupid twat, im buying the nerve, thats why i subscribed

TC

What's with all the complaints? He's not making cakes, he needs to feel it to make a video. You are supporting an artist's creative process, you're not buying x amount of videos each week/month. Leave him alone

Cooper

stages of RPM fans 1. the fuhrer uploads a banger 2. we praise the banger 3. we get upset about the upload schedule we’re paying for 4. death threats against daddy 5. sub cancellation threats 6. concern 7. search party of sheffield

Limp Mohawk

So much for New Year’s resolution.

David

that and the fact that quality has been lacking somewhat imho

Curakfu

Oh no he's dead again #CIA

Zulugwa

Excep the video is freely on youtube. OMEGALUL

Luís Araújo

has anyone put their dick through the letterbox? i swear to christ i’m on my way to sheffield right now

iwannasuckRPMoff

We do own him, and he owes us.

Pirelli Wets

Ahhh shiet here we go again! Let’s burn down the bungalow 🔥

Nathalie

Please delete this (if it's even real). It's not fair to RPM (or whoever lives there). He only charges €3/month, that's even cheaper than a sandwich where I live. We don't own him, the guy is allowed to have a life.

hilarie

3 dollars and fifty cents doesn't grow on trees dickhead. give us the product

Evinak

Sir, have you no shame?

Jennga, a Shagger

Why?

Jennga, a Shagger

16 days bereft of content. Sure, we know Monaco is boring but there’s been other news. Let’s get cracking.

Cooper

that doesn’t apply when there is no quantity

Robert Drummer

Quality>quantity

Your mom got a fat haas

It was the damn voicemail he left! He is tied up in the Aston Martin factory basement.

iwannasuckRPMoff

420 Auckland Rise, Halfway, Sheffield S20 4TQ Let the games begin

Deezy

It’s been 24 hours!!!!!

David

or he wants us to join other F1 creators instead who actually have a reliable output. also, i miss the 2022-2023 kind of videos back when screaming at the mic wasn't the entirety of the style. anyway, i'll see you around

Cooper

they must’ve discovered the patch of disturbed earth behind the bungalow

Crimelord3030

Daddy Stroll sent a hit team to Sheffield just like in Scarface. RIP

Peter Burda

I think HE IS ARRESTED BY CIA so #FREERPM

so_sad

i believe the devil himself is currently sticking his d through rpms letterbox

Gabber420

If we don't get new The Nerce, I swear i gonna call F1 directors to hire Paul di Resta again

Ossama Bin Russels Turkish Cousin

I think blud finally saw the dentist again and left the reality.

Jackary

Where the fuck is my content 😡

axman1000

(adjusts glasses) I believe it's pronounced "Herro"

spektor

RIP RPM and shout out to his family.

Oldjewish

Unser Anführer hat uns verlassen. Woe to the vanquished. :(

cartman

Stop stealing my money Hitler - give us some fucken content!

jeff

Hey Inbred stop acting like a Stroll and give us a fucking video.

Zulugwa

ICH LIEBE DICH MEIN FUHRER !!!

c cc

weekly podcast!

axman1000

Where. Are. You?

raf

weekly podcast

iwannasuckRPMoff

I know ur adress n I will doxx u u have 24hrs to drop content

iwannasuckRPMoff

ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS FUCKTARD FUCKIN DO SOMETHINGGGGGG

Drgilham

You are the Aston Martin of content, great for the first 8 races then shit for the rest.

Rateb Ballouk

OI LISTEN YOU COMMONWEALTH PIG COUGH UP THE CONTENT YEAH THIS SHIT COSTS ME MY LIFE SAVINGS (3 quid)

Mariah Carey

WHERE THE FUCKS THE CONTENT? I WILL MURDER YOUR FIRST BORN!

Cooper

“Hello! I’m dumfuk!” -RPM discussing his upload schedule

Brad Powers

at this point it's clear RPM is the victim of a terrorist attack

Josh Roberts

oi cunt podcast when

Twat McGingertown

Oiiiii you cuck! Where’s the content????

Antón Sanz

tru

Deezy

Bravo lads we went another month spending 3 quid for one vid and one pod😔😔

L. Strulovitch

I will find you and I will lick your windows...

Evinak

monthly podcast confirmed.

Edging 4 Newey

Bravo ragazzo!!!

Cooper

where is RocketUnderpoweredMocuck????

Jim Morg

Monaco Video??????

Niced Lattes

Monaco put you in a week-plus coma?

Dum Fuk

You good Boss?

Viktor tehShikari

Are you dead again???

Gabber420

Why is Ocon the biggest rat of F1 history? Does he even have a working brain? No wonder Stroll is he best and the only buddy

Gabber420

Perez out Yuki in.

MGM

Can we please have an attack on Ocon

Drgilham

He better not be sat outside the dentist office watching that nurse again! Upload content you cuck!

Oliver Corfield

Oi you stupid window licking cunt upload a fucking nerve or I’ll get vitchtits to fuck ya dirty mum like Goatifi into the barriers

mia

WHERE IS THE NERVE???????

Peter Burda

Honestly WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH YOU RPM??? GRAB the fucking microphone a start shooting sentences from your phat mouth and create the FUCKIN EPISODE OF PODCAST OR I WILL BURN DOWN FUCKING SHEFIFELD

Spalding Jones

how's the weekly podcast going?

alara

i want to be kind and say this guy has a life outside of patreon but I do not give a fuck, you better get back in that nasty tub or car or whatever it is, grab the microphone and start talking

Alex Badarin

Guys I'm afraid the Struleviches have finally gotten to him. They've traced back his phone from when he called the AM office and now he's somewhere in a forest with a bag on his head.

Cooper

is this worth the money

Regime Intensifies

I was broke for the last two weeks and couldn't even pay my membership, which made me sad especially during two race weekends in a row, I thought 'Dude you're missing out on so muche content from RPM' Today I got some coins to get back to lil Mohawk, aaaaaaand... I didn't miss anything. Crikey

BonahJaker

Ello, Elllllllooooo…..?!?!?

involentnumber

new content whennnnnn??????

coldrolledspaz

MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE

Victoria

I'm a new patron. Thank you for offering a new dimension to this sport. I've been a fan of F1 since 1995, and you are a breath of fresh air! Rock on!

No Window Lickers

This is a wild comment on Reddit comparing Stroll to Senna on some weekends. Lol. https://www.reddit.com/r/INDYCAR/s/2TH7fYCI1a

Eddie Catflap Racing

Has Lance Stroll found out where you lived and you have been bummed into a coma ?

Your mom got a fat haas

How am I supposed to eat lunch without some cuck in a tub yelling about the window licker.?!? Tell me!?!? HOW!?!?

Heaven Iwnl

f

Cooper

it’s been a whole 24 hours since my last lil checkin. GET IN THE FUCKING TUB U NOB

Evinak

the NEEEERVE!!!! i cant even.....

Brad Powers

If I don't get another episode today I will burn myself in front of your shed. NOTHING. SERIOUS.

Heaven Iwnl

THE RPM ARMY IS GONNA SYNDICATE THIS IS A THREAT (also where are the chats ?)

Zulugwa

Cumceptualy, thats neccesereraly not wrong thing, cumpetition is vital.

Zulugwa

GIVE ME THE CUM DADY FUHRER

Patrik Fonos

Oi bruv, where are my promised "weekly episodes of my podcast"? Are you licking windows or what?

Sven Visser

I dont believe the inbred's windowlicking fanbase is real. Has to be AI funded by pappa.

Cooper

NERVEEEEEEEEE

Zulugwa

2 minutes before the race. sodaWICKED

Jackary

New content when?

Paul Gabriel Manfredi

Masterpiece

Vitchtits

We need RPM to see this!!!

Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1

Oh dear God he's American

Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1

I'll come back to you

Jonathan McBizzle

Oh boy, that's truly horrible

Your mom got a fat haas

Quote of the day from our fearless leader “Your mum can get pole in Turkey”

dutcharest

social darwinism is when the societiey forces you to pay attention to inbreds...

Dum Fuk

Weekly, Monthly, at this point what difference does it really make?

Onyo

Oy cunt, I'm running a half marathon on Saturday. Release a new podcast episode so I can have something to listen to. Hurry up

Evinak

'Member The Nerve? Pepperidge farm 'members...

l'éclair hotline

absolutely charred, fh 🤭

Vitchtits

BRO. BRO. BROOOO!! You’ve got a fucking wannabe clone on YouTube!!! It’s so FUCKING BAD!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU’VE SEEN THIS?! Look up ‘average F1 consumer’ he’s so desperately trying to be you but it’s SO BAD. Not even in a funny way!

Gatis Pakalnins

this is why I pay for patreon

Nabz77

😂😂

Dan Brown

I love the double boom outro

Scott Meredith

I genuinely believe Lance is oblivious to how all the looks to the rest of the world. His entire life has consisted of yes men doing everything Daddy says, he probably believes he won F3 genuinely. Lance can’t help but being Lance, the cards are stacked against him. I hate him anyways though.

Rixy

Absolute gold standard investigative journalism

Frederick Faulkner

Every time I see something related to this prick, my blood actually boils. But seeing him during his F3 days... No exploding head emoji is enough to describe my level of rage!!

Iza Tamborska

cooooome on over a mONTH for a video.. pooooOr

Aaron_Dat_Boi

I have been educated this video. I genuinely didn’t know all that stuff about his F3 campaign. Makes me hate him more

Vin

Ok but I have those same speakers in my Fender Deluxe 90 and they absolutely rip. Heavy as fuck though.

CatalanJM

Masterpiece

Kenny Dixon

The best car show… “In The World”.

Superferrariman

Did you Google “Stroll Scandal” for the bibliography of this episode?

Nico

Once again, the most valuable piece of F1 journalist of the season comes from RPM.

Old Fart Knocker

WARNING!! You will soon see shadows lurking around your bungalow in the night. You have put yourself in the cross hairs of Daddy Stroll. He will have his personal team of assassins heading your way. Take caution and start wearing your nine on your hip. Do not accept free beers from anyone and have someone test your food for poisions. Oh my God! What will we do without the Rocket Man ?? Fear not, because you have the force with you. We will all be there to protect and serve. (If we can pull ourselves away from this little screen long enough) 💣🔫🔫💪🗡️🤴🇬🇧

Skroeftie

Thanks this did wonders for the panic attack I was having.

Shaun Nel

I am happy and concerned that you are able to capitalize on your mental breakdowns. Thank you.

Zulugwa

Plan Blow up = Plan A

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Has Ferrari ever ACTUALLY had a "Plan A"??

Nick T.

Once…

Nick T.

BuYinG tHeIr wAY iN tOO!

Nick T.

Hitler keeps topping himself.

Nick T.

Weak, I thought you said you were going to finish it watching RPM. Then lick it off your window.

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

There’s no way that car didn’t kill some of those bus passengers

Some Numpty

This is not just the FULL SHAFT, this is the full shaft, both bollocks and even the taint all in one. Honestly a masterpiece.

457jinzo

mellow yellow pee

Georgi Vladimirov

"ByInG tHeIr wAy iNtO jUnIoUR sErIes"; THEN WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET IN F1 YOU WINDOWLICKER BASTARD!

cribbe

'I live in reality' *struggles to climb out of bath* was a great touch

SCE2AUX

Oooh someone I know & love is about to get the radioactive umbrella to the ankle…And how he managed to do it without a *direct* reference to 9/11 definitely means it was an inside job. What was an inside job? Yes. And also your mum.

K Fez

This was pure art.

Dylan Elderkin

The truth is always better than any made up story could be…well done, as usual

Max Mosley

Well, it's on YouTube now. So only a matter of time until the Strolls & Sargeants partner up to arrange a convenient drug overdose for our dear leader.

FarmYard Gaming

Gonna watch this on here and on YouTube for the algorithm boost and because these episodes have infinite replay value

Honorary Slav

-How many times you've watched this? -Yes

Amy

cooked once again 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Papa Bogey

“A monkey banging at a keyboard will eventually type out some Shakespeare.” This succinctly describes any Window Licker©️ achievement. Except he’s a monkey banging on a steering wheel.

PeRfEcTly ReAsOnAbLe

Hey Führer! You cut the 9/11 out of Exhibit-J wtf! I want my 3 GBP für May back or I'll burn down the Bungalow and set us both on fire.

ColorfulNight

I have a feeling Daddy Stroll will literally BUY patreon and have this video removed 😶‍🌫️

Zipa

RPM is going to have to go into hiding after this video, the Vitch tits criminal empire is going to send hitmen after him.

April Hughes

Great video again....thank you for taking on the Vitch Titz crime family. Someone has to, and your Stroll rants are epic and 100% of truth!!! Didn't Lancey Pants or his Duddy Vitch Tits say some really racist things to one or more of his teammates? Celestion V-30's, right?

Spas Stick

So Russel’s hermaphrodites >>>> stroll bandwagon?

huggingtonbear

“one of the most corrupt families in formula 1” is a cutting indictment given you have the likes of the Sargent family who have been actually been indicted by the Pentagon for war profiteering lol

Krazyaitchy

160 cals burned whilst watching this at the gym! Keep it up and I’ll not be a fat fuck for life!

banan9102

i just hope he'll get in a nasty accident that'll completely fuck up his already compromised wrist just like Kubica and he'll be forced to retire from f1. i dont want him to die, i just want him out of f1

PRC

Global f1 community will use this piece of high art to dismantle the Lance stroll bandwagon, the Strolls and their corruptions for generations to come.

Jeremy Clarkson

I know I got fired but I GAVE THE WORLD THE BEST CAR SHOWE EVER !!

Alex Howling

I reckon this will get a million views, there's been so much expose on stroll lately

the monkey in lance strolls brain

Lance stroll is an actual spastic

Baphometric

Buddy your levels of investigative journalism are in the goddamn stratosphere. This one touched the puss. Cheers.

AlfaNick

He will in a separate vid

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

Oh man… this piece was gooood! Some great investigative journalism. I believe that eventually your videos will take down the window licker down. Keep doing what you do!

Gj Cloete

Daddy is just buttering him up for when he retires so he can have his way with his little Canadian man pussy

Gj Cloete

It is, stroll has to be a gay, loves ramming it up peoples arses - his poor sister

Gj Cloete

Or are you dirt roading his sister?

Gj Cloete

What a way to start a sunday morning You better have a pod cast out tomorrow about todays race Keep doing what you doing - my fav window licker

Matt

Stroll the cheater in f3 2016!!! Ban him !

Airflow To The Turbo

RPM already has two strikes on YouTube, do you really want him to risk the entire organisation just to add a 0.1 second 9/11 exhibit J to the YouTube version? Don't poke the bear.

Airflow To The Turbo

His attitude in the post race interviews makes me want to slap him.

Jordan Franklin

*Dangerous levels of Shaft have been achieved* 😂

Tim Smith

And show all the amazing overtakes he made during the race? 🙄

Phunkysmurph

🥲 a true cinematic masterpiece! Unrivaled in its eloquence. But seriously a dissertation of why Lance DF Stroll should be removed from the FIA. Not just F1. He needs to not because allowed a drivers license.

R R

Fantastic! Now make one about LANDO WINNING

NoticeMeRPMSenpai

The fact that he hasn't been banned from F1 and demoted to F2, and that nothing came of the illegal parts in F3 just show the insane amount of corruption at every level of the Fs. He's literally ruining the sport and doesn't give a fuck 😡😡😡

Firearm Enjoyer

He's after his girlfriend, gotta look into the lore

Splashy

As a lowly Aussie commonwealth peasant my life finally has meaning for a little while longer

👑+🐐×❤️‍🔥²= Goatifi

aMAZinG video, after rear ending Riccardo, society will take this with open arms

basil.fawlty

Why no mention of his sister?? Seems you are silenced by Stroll money, you hypocrite

Christopher

Oh Jesus - I smell the law suit coming lmao

Big Doink

Some good journaljizzum in this one

Meaghan

how do I frame a video?

Fistful of Drachma

10:05 David Addison is the shit

Rb20 rear brake

Don’t break your table again😂

Christopher Darr

Rocket…Would you fuck Lance’s sister? Honest question

Christopher Darr

OSCAR MASTERPIECE……..standing ovation.

Evinak

One day the F1 stewards will get this patreon sub just so they can get court evidence for why Dum Fuk should be banned from F1 for life! (Adam_Silver_For_Life.meme)

Bitter_Solution

Wait a minute, where’s Latifi flying the plane-shaped hot air ballon into the world trade centre??

Maverick

acTUaL inVestiGaytive jurnANALism. This is actually some of the most revealing, in-depth, hard-hitting shit-no-one-else-would-dare do content in F1 - ever. Bravo, Good Sir.

Michael Massi

masterpiece. stroll and ocon turn 1 tomorrow.

Dingus McKraken

My dude, Stroll also made a late move on Daddy Alonso in the 2022 US GP. The year before they become teammates, Stroll made Alonso go flying https://youtu.be/y_GgM-3zOnk?si=DWqm-treQCGYW5aI

Ez

I knew about those F3 crashes because I watch a YouTube compilation of dangerous Junior Formula crashes and like half of them involved the window licker either hitting someone or being so oblivious to the cars around him that he caused someone else to crash trying to avoid him.

Adwnpinoy

Lance is so shit, he made me like PR George Russell for a minute

Zulugwa

WATAFAK ZULUL I could never imagine the possibility of such horrible hypocrisy in F3

Dum Fuk

We're not worthy, we're not worthy!

The Pumpernickel Smuggler

GET VITCH TITS INBRED FAMILY GONE

The Pumpernickel Smuggler

I hate Lance Stroll more than any human being alive fockin ell

deletefrance

What happend to exhibit J???? Why is it youtube friendly??? THIS IS NOT THE COMMONWEALTH YOU PIG! GIVE US THE FULL SHAFT OR GIVE US NOTHING! THIS WILL NOT GO WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE! I DEMAND EXHIBIT J TO BE REVERTED TO EXHIBIT J FROM the 'Just the tip' VIDEO!

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

NICE JURNALIZM OF MY FAMILY, Hello little kimmy and nice tour of the bunker

Christy

It is a disgusting nightmare

anna

amen

NotNot Gene

Holy shit, this was worth waiting for the GIRTH of the full shaft. Much appreciated, RPM.

Toaster

Was starting to think u ghosted us on the full shaft....

Zulugwa

I LOVE SWIMMING !!! I LOVE YOU MEIN FUHERER!

ttmanuk

I saw your mum getting pole in Turkey

Muff Spelunker

No worries RPM, as long as the shaft delivers, you can tease us with that tip as long as you like 😘

Let me explain

Masterpiece

Evinak

this is starting to get personnel....

Reaver

bro went kendrick mode at the end lmao

B0LL0CKS

🔥🔥🔥

PHLATearth

The tip just hit the Placenta...

PHLATearth

Where's the video?

Ben

Thank you mein fuhrer

Wolf J.

I have laughed as much during this video as Lance has windowlicked throughout his f1 "career"

Tom Joshua

Both Russel and Norris have 40 less starts than the window licker, yet both have more wins and podiums than vitch tits

Eponymous1

Every time RPM goes in on the Strolls I just beg the old gods and the new that both struloviches watch every one of these.

Steven Payne

Ngl disappointed you didn't talk about Lando winning the Miami gp

PG

This video is pure genius

Pual, Pula the … Rester

Please do deep dive into Nando Noggs rich Dad please sir please

Pual, Pula the … Rester

Omg I hate this vitch guy so much!!!

George Alexander

i was initially worried this was gonna be just an update to the "inbred ruins Aston Martin" video but holy shit this exceeded my expectations, you unironically did Sports Journalism

Vitch Tits

Speechless

CraigyBoy

INTERGALATIC LEVELS OF WINDOW LICKING HAVE NOW BEEN ACHIEVED! 🤣

Many tanks.

Good thing the Strolls are fucking inept or I could see rocket getting the 'Boeing whislteblower expierience'

CinnamonBeach

cut that bus crash scene out for youtube

Steven Bustamante

Dum fuk.

Seymour Bhutts

Holy fuck he delivered before the race. I STAND CORRECTED

Eleanor Blythe

All jokes aside. I actually really love these well researched deep dives into specific parts of racing. I really didn’t know any of the f3 stuff with stroll so I felt educated…and we got a “swear down on me nans grave” so ya know…

BroFoulity

My girl fucking left me with a half shaft to watch when full shaft dropped. Thanks for everything, I guess. WILDLY different vibe when your blue balling it. Did RPM just proxy edge me?

Prefect Racing

This made me want to lick 6 inches of rock hard window

StopSainz

Facts

DamagedTalent

What the actual Fuck

Heaven Iwnl

I said to a friend that you're actually the only guy providing sourced and unbiased F1 journalism, I stand by it. Came for the 9/11 memes, stayed for the content.

Chris

I can't like this HARD enough

Malawag

I'm still watch the SHAFT. It's just mesmerizing

Onyo

thank u for the full shaft, daddy

CH

Shaft is 8cm long, is it in already ?

Ben

My peepee burns

Awesome Sawse

That F3 crash in Italy is what gave him the brain damage to shag it into the barriers every other race

Bamboule

Im almost certain that day Lance was visibly annoyed in front of the camera was because RPM. Maybe he cought the boys atthe garage laughing their ass off while watching RPM

Andreas Christensen

This is real journalisms.

Acosta79

If hypocrisy was a crime. Half the world would be in JAILLL

Sebischamp 01

Danke Mohawk

Pumpernickel Smuggler

Where is the real exhibit, and you know which one I mean, that you removed? NO BALLZ!!!

Erik von Manstein

This hits home hard, I am even more enraged at the window licking asshole. Can't wait for this to come on YT so I can tag the link on Twitter for spastic. Fuck his daddy and fuck this asshole

George Greenwood

Sad exhibit J got dropped from just the tip to full shaft

Cucked member

You’ve delivered

bukkstappen

Damn boy

Vaughan Chapman

Pure gold…

Matty25

U shafted hard big boy

Brent Weir

Amazing vid. Just perfect.

Wrathof Oprah

Bringing the heat

norah

What a great time to be high

ChiNA

I am so fucking drunk right now and its great

Goldiee1

We all live in the stollaverce, accept your fate now before daddy stroll finds a way to legally buy you!

Drago Bošnjak

Mohawk gets it to the point as always. I would just add the wtf1 song at the end in the background 😂

Nik94m8

I am wet, my girlfriend is wet, my fishES are wet.... mmmmmmm juices

Gemma Foster

The investiGAYsion on this video was top tier 🥳

AG

You continue to raise the bar for investigaytive jurnalism with every video. Bravo

Mike Hunt

See you guys in 3 weeks for another stroll rant

Petke

Danke Hitlewr

Michael Kislansky

I want the window licker to watch this!

Mike Hunt

You’re losing us our furher. 8additional mins…. Edging us for days for 8 more mins. At least you weren’t on some red pill, American politics rant but hey. Small victory’s.

DAYUMica Patrick

Proper harsh words from the Fuhrer

SplonkD

They need to show this video at Aston Martin and in the paddock. Discusting!

Fistful of Drachma

Note that doesn't rule out 'apparent suicide by strangulation.' These fucks are gonna Carradine your ass if anything. Who will stand with me when your legacy is tarnished? Who amongst you will say 'I am a disciple of the RPM church' when news comes out that the police could calculate the time of death within 10 hours because the batteries weren't dead in the marital aid up his ass?