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Pewis midfieldcarmerchantwashedmilton

I’ve just imagined an f1 track with a loop de loop leading into a 45 degree banked hairpin

Foley's Wedding Planner

"And my christ did that boy paint"

Free RPM Now!

Sorry to tell you boss but Barcelona slaps.

Your mom got a fat haas

Just got here and haven’t listen to this episode. Hey real fast can I get a cameo

erwie

yeah you could say that

Dany Furzov

fucking nerd

Kevin Martin

I volunteer to be your cameraman.

erwie

i’ll add that both Jamie Chadwick and Tatiana Calderon had trouble founding their F2 adventures (and they weren’t rlly great either). Also female drivers in F4, F3 and other motorsports aren’t that rare, and they win. A woman won the Dakar in motorcycle multiple time. Michele Mouton was second multiple times in the Rally Group B. The Iron Dames project has put multiple women on the front of the endurance scene. Indycar amd even NASCAR have multiple women in their ranks. The last time a woman took part in driving an F1 during a race week was Susie Wolff during a FP :///

erwie

uhhh akshualy ☝️🤓 F1 Academy is an F4 series. It was never and will never going to be some kind of female version of F2. It’s a tool to give female drivers funding, exposure, and experience. Also in there you have Maya Weug : first female Ferrari Junior. Abbie Pulling: pride of the UK and Alpine junior. Doriane Pin: the teenager who left grown ass men to the dust in GTE (endurance), Porsche Cup and Ferrari chalenges. The W series was broadcasted, but blocked by Sky Sports in the UK 👍 You can actually watch the F1 Academy through your F1 provider. Its broadcasted.

McSamwich91YT

Just subscribe 44 mins 🍆

trippie gone

This is where I come for those sweet sweet cooking tips

Snail Chaser

lol I laughed reading that but can’t remember saying it

Amir Vafaei

"you can ask one of these pigs to wish you a happy birthday, providing they can stop ramming every donut that has ever been made down their gob to choke the words out!" This is one of the funniest sentences in the history of English language!

TomasK

The weekly podcast that comes out every third week.

Amir Vafaei

he is dyslexic

Amir Vafaei

"Kafka wrote books in the 40s about waking up one day and realising you're an insect." is a fantastic way to sum up Kafka's professional life :D

Building seven

Building 7 was a controled demolition.

Kinggrave

Oi cunt does Michael Masi know of your existence or not

Roland

we want cameo

NotMaxVerstappen

@jakub - I'm very confused by this...

Jakub Sobczak

I like to think that Lance Stroll is actively watching your videos

Jakub Sobczak

I bet you love breathing, because it's free

Charles Magnuson

My cat named Barnacle had his first birthday on Saturday.

m1

Honestly ever since the chicane at Spain was removed I really enjoy the track. Not sure if that's an unpopular opinion.

Furashu

The 80s are hard to beat

Nick T.

Yeah. Sepang is amazing.

Nick T.

We’re living in the sexiest times ever since the ‘50s.

Nick T.

-You can get one of these pigs to wish you happy birthday! LMAO -Paul Di Resta is pure weasel scum. Aside from that, a perfectly nice twat -lol, I cut meat with scissors too

Nick T.

Don’t give them oxygen. It just encourages them.

Nick T.

As a Jew, I hope.

Nick T.

Half the tracks you named weren’t designed by him. Just had some edits overseen by him or his firm.

Nick T.

Hate Trump, but it is the Kung Flu. They literally created in a lab (which has now been proven beyond the slightest doubt.

Pax Perstappen

Can’t see anyone from formula 1 in cameo now 🤣 this confirms everybody in f1 watches Rocketpoweredmohawk

endze

I agree that most Tilke tracks are pretty shocking but Sepang, Buddh, Fuji, Nurburgring, Singapore GP and Istanbul Park are pretty excellent. To a lesser degree CotA, Shanghai and Red Bull Ring.

HYDRAZ1N3

Good to hear you're on the fitness journey brother. Weaponised autism works best when coupled with the ability to lift heavy things.

NotMaxVerstappen

Did he sign off with "I bid you a-jew?"

Kaeres

I dont care about Sargeant. He's a boorish paydriver and doesnt deserve any better. Perhaps if they mop the floor with him significantly enough other paydrivers like Mazepin or Latifi (AB21 eternally grateful) will have second thoughts. This is how the game works in Williams and when 4 years ago Claire Williams DNFed Kubica (a race winner and a great a driver) in the middle of the race for no good reason only to preaptively save parta, noone cared too.

Chris Pruha

Wait this isn't a Sunday?!?! What the fuck

Spalding Jones

you keep talking about these "videos" you are working on, but then.........nothing.

MrDatel

Australia video soon?

trippie gone

Get a guy who designs rollercoaster rides for a track design. PhUn’!!

Pondo

I actually just got the rona for the first time, too

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Can confirm, this is a real name in Sweden.

Patrick Cotham

Now that he's said it, I would happily listen to him doing an episode in a petrol station. Also I miss the garage, I'm sure it was a nightmare to record the show but it had a real ambiance to it.

Harry Bartrum

RPM X MÅNESKIN!!!!

MaximusShaggius

Will you make an exception for my Swedish girlfriends birthday? Her name is Ann Ahl

Murray Walker

This is sub standard

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Recently read a Twitter post from a member of Team LH thanking the Dinosaurs for dying and turning into oil, then being produced into petrol, which powered the car that drove Pewis's Mum to hospital, so she could give birth to, and give to the World, Pewis Pamilton!!!

Evinak

... ouch...swits....? talk about a sixteenth chapel...

Evinak

Scissoring your dinner meat? British be crazy, yo.

MZ

FRATELLI D’ITALIA, L’ITALIA S’È DESTA!!!!!

Amos

"I'll post the video Tuesday". It is now Wednesday night Rocket.

Paul Di Resta

WEN VIDEO HITLer?

Italian Ferrari simp 🥹

Italian pride intensifies

Italian Ferrari simp 🥹

They race in second hand F4 cars. And yet they manage to ram into each other or get DSQ for racing a lap more than expected!!!

Italian Ferrari simp 🥹

OMG OMG OMG my question got selected in the Q&A (back when my nick was teolinux). I'm a celebrity! And as RPM said some episodes ago, I'm gonna lose all my friends and die poor!!!! Well the honor was worth it!!!!!

Elle H

I now identify as an up-and-coming clam

Alonso sympathizer

Capitalist evil

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Adidas just removed the number 44 from its lineup, rocket makes a video thats 44 min long about Hitler, Pewis has the number 44, Toto is Austrian, 44 is half of 88! Its all there! We are going to have a merge between the teamLH and the rocketpoweredmohawk and force us all to the basement dungeons of the Stroll family where we have to watch him shagg his sister and the gorlock will be sitting on all our faces! The fking nerve!

Dashnet -

44 minutes.... ITS A SIGN

Michael Vlasic

Video podcast please good sir 🙏

dmXD

I look forward to a Ted Kravitz pitlane segment on Sky F1 being interrupted by a scuffle in the Ferrari garage over someone shouting "INNOVASHONE"

Dum Fuk

Norm MacDonald's Cameo calling Fatrick Tomlinson a fat looser is peak ONA.

Sam 'Muttley' Lawton

The boyfriend was me. I have the video as proof. I got exclusive content before all you piss-pigs.

Max Mosley 🐙

Might get cancelled for spamming, but there recently was a docu-series about Brawn. It is watchable: yeahmovies.to/tv/brawn-the-impossible-formula-1-story-1zn8w

Max Mosley 🐙

Fuck my asshole. Five minutes in and this man clearly shows that he has absolutely no idea about any other goddam racing series but F1. - Respect! By the way - as a German guy - Pual and Anthony sound basically the same to me, both in intellect and tone. Can't stand either of 'em... (Yes, Sky Germany is shit too, so pull them panties down and go listen to SkyKids!)

Arc Tru

Can we all collect some money to have Toto wish RPM a happy birthday?

JG0193

If his 16th chapel was that good I can’t wait to see his 17th

Beaverhausen1769

And I fucking forgot about that song with Xtina. 🤢🤮

Beaverhausen1769

AND FOR CLARIFICATION I’m laughing at the name not that there’s women’s series.

Beaverhausen1769

Fucking hell - feminist will call this internalized misogyny, but as a clam owner, I should be offended by “clam academy”, but I can’t stop laughing at Clam Academy

IVO

What constantly shocks me about your art is the juxtaposition of a rather brutal tone of your voice and a mesmerizing eloquence with which you speak.

Commonly HMRC

Go burn down Paul Di Resta's house, then we'll talk

Treasonous Yankee

Are we going to let that “sixteenth chapel” remark slide 😂

Max Mosley 🐙

You Dirty Bast... I am calm, but there was no singing at the intro. I usually download these via my trusted - but-not-to-be-mentioned DRM-proof-downloading-app-from-the-peoples-republic - app and verify the download has worked by you singing at the start. Then I listen when my very busy schedule allows... Now I wasted a good 17 seconds of me edging my already hard cock making sure I have the right thing. Do not tempt me.......

SadWilliamsFan

I may just set myself on fire because of Williams and put on a team LH shirt just so all of you can enjoy RPMs new name.

Paul Di Resta

I love that I'm still a topic of discussion . Any press is good press

Phat Brown's Phat Cock

Right you little bastard. We need words. I put your thumbnail picture of the window-licking spastic as my Facebook profile picture, because it's obviously fucking hilarious. BUT some twat reported me and now I've been banned for breaking 'racial community guidelines'. No it doesn't make any sense. I even messaged the cucks at Facebook and explained I was mocking the special needs, not a race of people. But I'm still fucking banned. How come you can get away with it, and yet I get shafted up my ring? Not happy. Twat.

Ryan

There’s no way you called the Sistine Chapel the 16th Chapel 😂😂

Verstappen's Pillow

16th Chapel lol. SISTINE Chapel

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

I think you're mixing up Kafka with William Blake. Blake was ignored his whole life in the 1700s and is now considered the painting GOAT. Kafka wrotes books in the 40s about waking up one day and realising you're an insect. Consequently Kafaesque means something frightening, confusing, strange and unpleasant. EDYOUKASHION

Furashu

We want more women in F1 so we're gonna separate them from men who want to get into F1 so we can't see if they're actually good or bad. Brilliant. All this to make an excuse for women not being good enough to get into f1. Apparently a woman drove a few F1 races already in the 50s but now women are somehow blocked from F1 just for being women? Are we living in more sexist times than the 50s?

Eddy Jenkins

Great as usual

Zulugwa

Now the aim might be to get also a weekly guitar solo. Kreygasm

Zulugwa

Yeea, I saw that too. Who is that even talking to in his videos. LULE

Jabingus

I disagree with the bit about F1 Academy. Firstly, it's below the regional formulas, so it is not comparable to F2. Second, its meant to draw eyes and sponsorship to the drivers (and only the couple best drivers will make it, just as in other lower categories and because the skill gap between the best and worst F1A drivers is massive, once again just as in lower categories). The point is drivers like Doriane Pin get promoted, not the whole field. However, I agree it has been marketed absolutely terribly. And I used to agree with your argument as a whole.

Squidward Tortellini

Hitler's birthday is the 20th, get it right for fucks sake

HaasSymp

* eclipsed by the Horndog

HaasSymp

I think we should design a track! The Trackie McTraffic Course. I swear it won’t look like a pro-terrorist symbol.

Viktor tehShikari

You being on a weekly schedule is amazing <3

Hassterbate n Chill

Yeah, Alpine especially

Brendan M

It's Monday fool, stop doing so many hard drugs

Aladeen Madafaka

Long live the Mohawk!

Jennifer Parker

Goatifi an artist. Facts. 🧑‍🎨

Jon Clark

Him reacting to F1xed on YouTube would be incredible

Andy P

Its Monday Cunt

TinkerTaylorSoldierSpeed

And so Martin Luther Mohawk is born 🙌 great episode as per!

Commonly HMRC

That special message before it starts is so genuine and wholesome, then all chaos breaks loose. AND I LOVE IT!!

Florian

Did you slag of the Sepang Circuit? Get the pitchforks

Florian

As an Austrian: lmao

Harrison

Why didn't you save the other half of the egg for later?

Riley Madincea

there should be a way we can request songs for you to sing at the top of the show

Hudson Timmons

im gonna become a team LH fan and light myself on fire purely so he renames himself

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Cameo clip, BLOODY HELL 119 QUID

Tess Tickles

I am dead by 3mins in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HaasSymp

I just realized that SlagMeOff.com already exists and it’s called the internet.

Lidia Goodchap

I thought it was Christina to start with and was waiting for Lewis’ part to start 😂

Amos

How do you drop another podcast and not one race recap this season but multiple times said you've got one cooking. I joined for those last year and stayed until now hoping you just needed to get back in the groove. "Taking over the F1 Patreon sphere" my bum.

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

for this money, I need take a shite on his mouth

Xiao

Start a go fund me “ RPM F1 2025 world tour” I will eMPTy myyyy bANk acCUNt, drown mySElph into debt and steal my nannies pension to see it happen!!! PhUNnnnNNNnn!!!!

PHLATearth

Watching F1 since 2009 ? Have you got pubes yet ? 🤣

Foley's Wedding Planner

"119 pounds, ARE YOU TECHIN A PISSS"

Alex Badarin

"I bid you a Jew" 🤔

Harry Bartrum

RPM x Måneskin is class

Neshkan

If they let me design an F1 track i would 100% put a roundabout in that motherfucker. FIGHT ME!!!!

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

Why is this out on Monday and not Sunday?

Friendly Dragon

Thanks for taking my question!

HaasSymp

Love the SlagMeOff.com business idea!

Meaghan

I need a reaction to Rick'sF1addiction like yesterday. 👀

Yosef Cardoso

"Community and Safety concerns" Yes.. this is the reason.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Oh, how fun it is to see the plebs fighting about who got their question answered and who has not have them answered. Oh, you poor little plebs. We, the superiour race, that NEVER has asked a question, we sit on top and watch it all happen with drinks in one hand, a large fat cigarr in the other. Ah, life is good on top!

Alexander Strøm

Actually it is monday you pig!

Oscar

okay for a moment i was scared you didnt start the podcast singing

RPM_Enjoyer

Slow start Kafka oh he's cooking! 🍳 Lean mean grilling machine!!! 🔥🤣🤣💯 this is why you sub!

Guido

If Mr RPM is eating 2 week old chicken he may be used to reserach new eco-friendly propulsion

DAYUMica Patrick

Its akstually Moonday

El Chapo

HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THE FACTORY. I SHALL SEND MYKE KRACK TO FIND YOU

IamStupid

The sixteenth chapel?!?! LOL

Meaghan

Appreciate your awareness to stop calling them clams. As a cis white female who spends all her time worshiping male dominated sport, my clam was offended.

Foley's Wedding Planner

Anyone else looking at the schedule like "how tf are we gonna get to 24 races at this pace"

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

37:55 VIETNAM MENTIONED 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Tarzan KingoftheJungle

Did suzie wolff steal all the prize money???

Meaghan

So everytime you heat up your pasta and chicken you have to take your letters out? Do you put them back where they belong afterward?

Massive Innuendo

RPM's favorite clam racer (Danica) is also opposed to the clam academy arguing it will actually hurt clam opportunities.

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

DISGUSTING thank you for pointing my attention to that

Diddy party

Theres a black guy screaming racism named (1derful) and ff1 on youtube mayeb make a podcast reacting to them🤣

Taylor Savoie

RPM: I’m gonna do a q&a for 45 minutes because I only answered one question last week. Answer 3 questions in 45 minutes lol

Hassterbate n Chill

This one was so nice, I have to play it twice 😂

Pirelli Wets

CHANNEL 5 NEWS MENTIONED! literally the only to patrons I support!

B681

Wish me happy birthday fascist, or I'll tell everyone you wanked off Stalin!

Ivan Ronda

Actually its monday.🤌🤌

Pual, Pula the … Rester

You could be the modern day AliG/ Ricky Gervais on the 11 o’clock Show before they were famous … youtube it … do it !

Dr. Clünge Von Titslapp

Is it Sunday? Is it Monday? No, it's fucking Nerveday!

little Kimi

Thought this was an April fools

God

But you know it’s Monday right rocket? Not Sunday

Zander Roth

Only thing good about this Monday is getting to listen to this spastic cunt ramble on about the window licker

Acosta79 🇧🇷

Where's the video

Tyler

The Nerve is audio only, he made a point in a really old one saying that a podcast is specifically audio only and had a fit about the “podcasters” who do them in a video format lol.

BlazingGandalf

I was literally listening for 10 to 15 seconds to the song with Pewis waiting for his part to start... just to realize that weird voice is him let's just say its incredible how unbelievable such a good looking man can sound sayin he makes you drip like a waterfall (also not very pc from lulu)

Georgi Vladimirov

Another the nerve episode? Hell yea

Johnny Pervert

Its monday dickhead

Evert Klopper

Where is the fucking Saudi video? And where is the auzzie video?

Jacob Secor

Damnit, it's Monday!

CerabusF1

I love spending my days listening to him scream lol

Charlie

Did my man just say the “Sixteenth” Chapel?

Amir Vafaei

Is this a video? No. Do I prefer podcast to a video? Yes! Am I complaining? Not even slightly Is Daddy giving us what we want? Fuck yeah! #newyearnewme